Song Tan's Notes

Chapter 368 368. The Strange Granny
A total of 30 acres of orchard fields, the cost of installing cameras is not as expensive as imagined.

It's just that Ulan brought this up, and Song Tan felt that the six months of hard work were worth it.At least her mother is not as penny-pinching about spending money as she was at the beginning of the year, and she is even willing to spend money on it.

Next, it shouldn't be that difficult to persuade her to relax a little bit and enjoy it, right?
Step by step, she is very satisfied with her current rhythm.

However, installing a camera in an orchard is somewhat different from installing a camera at home. You need to learn more about the installation and configuration of the wireless bridge.

Fortunately, there is still some time before the hardest-to-watch peaches ripen, so it is not so urgent now...

However, as soon as he thought about it, he heard the familiar buzzing of tricycles on the road.

It's just that the car is driving a little fast, isn't it?
Song Youde immediately ran to the edge of the yard, and saw that Qiao Qiao had turned to the door smoothly and smoothly, and then angrily got off the car carrying two empty plastic buckets.

"Sister, someone is stealing on the mountain!"

What?You were talking about stealing things just now, and now someone is here to steal? !

"Steal what? Steal a watermelon?!"

Ulan became anxious, and now she couldn't wait to rush up the mountain.

But just lifted his foot and sighed again.

She also knows the ethos in the village, the hugging is fierce.And this kind of thing like touching a melon or two is not called stealing at all.

Just go up the mountain and want to get together in the village, is it possible to turn them into the bureau?

If you don't fit in...

She smiled wryly.

The village is no better than the outside, and when people turn around to help, they deliberately make trouble, and the loss is not even a star.

This is also a major problem in rural development today.

She took a deep breath. Although she couldn't think of the long-term future, she had already gone through the stakes in her mind after a few short thoughts, so she had to listen patiently to Qiao Qiao——

"I was about to feed the king, when he suddenly ran to the back mountain with a bang! Dabai couldn't even catch up!"

"When I went over to take a look, I saw Grandma Zhou in the village standing in front of our peach grove, picking two cowpeas in her hand!"

He was angry while talking.Ulan breathed a sigh of relief: "Did you just pick two cowpeas?"

A fence was also set up outside the peach grove, and a shelf was set up on it. Loofah, cowpea, cherry tomatoes, etc. were planted.

Now the peach grove is densely surrounded, and it is impossible to see what is inside, unless you pass through the special fence gate.

But as for the keys to the fence gate, there are only two keys provided by the family.Another one is in the hands of Zhang Wang's family.

Jojo became even angrier when he heard this!
"She still wants to pick a lot! She still wants to enter the peach grove! It's just that the king went early and kept calling at her, and I stopped her from entering."

This is the first time this has happened in the family, and everyone attaches great importance to it.Just ask him:

"How did you stop it?"

"Me!" Qiao Qiao was obviously very excited, and said while panting at the moment: "I'm just like this—"

He opened his arms, spread his legs, and firmly made a "big" character: "I will stop her in front of the fence like this. If she dares to approach me, I will ask the king to bite her!"

After thinking for a while, he added: "Bite her clothes!"

"Which Grandma Zhou?" Song Tan was curious.

"Who else can it be?" Ulan curled her lips in disgust: "Just your Uncle Mao Zhu's mother! People say that bad bamboos produce good bamboo shoots, and your Uncle Mao Zhu is a good person from the family. Damn, that old lady, Wait for the suspect to be overwhelmed!"

"Also surnamed Zhou?" Song Tan's focus was on the other side.

Ulan nodded: "I came here fleeing famine back then, and I was a child bride for your father Zhou Maozhu. She also suffered a lot when she was young... Now that she is older, everyone's life is better. If An Safe and steady, who in the village doesn't respect her?"

"I just do those shitty things every day, I can't even talk about it."

Song Tan has an impression: "Qiao Qiao, is it the old lady who spoke badly when I took you to the canteen to buy bubble gum?"

That old lady probably didn't have the idea of ​​picking up their family's things, but because she took the king and a few treasures for a walk in the village before, there were some rumors that the king ate tigers...

So the old lady didn't dare to act rashly for a while, right?

After all, she can act foolishly with her master, but if she is confronted with a dog that has eaten a tiger, if she bites her to death before she acts foolishly, who will she ask for compensation?
"So..." Song Tan looked at him: "You, no, did the king bite Grandma Zhou's clothes?"

Qiao Qiao lowered her head again aggrieved: "I didn't mean to tell the king to bite so badly, but she is too bad. While picking cowpeas, I thought our cowpeas were picked too fast, and none of them grew well. I also went to pick cherry tomatoes that were not red, and the little loofah also wanted it...but she was not short enough, and in the end she pushed me away into the peach forest to look at the watermelon...I won't! I locked the door!"

His face was flushed with anger, and his black hair grew a little longer. At this moment, sweat was sticking to his forehead, and he looked very embarrassed.

But what he said was harsh:

"So I told the king that although Grandma Zhou is old and not a good person, she can't be bitten, just bite her clothes to pieces!"

"The king will bite."

Zhang Yanping asked curiously: "Then... how did the king bite her clothes?"

Now Qiaoqiao lowered his head, and with a low voice, he even stretched out his little finger and gestured: "It's just bitten off."

a little bit?How big is it?

Everyone was about to ask again, but saw that there was already a sound of abuse coming from outside the door at noon.

The sound of cursing spread all the way from the direction of the old house, and it became louder and louder in the empty village. I just wish that half of the people in the village would poke their heads out and listen carefully!

"...feeding the dog every day is smooth and slippery, suffering from plague...the one who has no conscience...and even let the dog bite me, an old lady..."

Among them, the country slang and the ugly words when swearing made Ulan turn pale with anger!

Song Tan quickly patted her on the back comfortingly: "Mom, you must have suffered a lot when you heard her shouting so loudly!"

"Come on, come on, don't be angry! Didn't Qiao Qiao say that the king bit her clothes? Let's see how the clothes are bitten."

Everyone regained their spirits, tried not to listen to those swear words, and came to the gate together.

Take a look on the road!But on the road in the distance, a shriveled and thin old lady was walking towards this side with her back bent.

He was wearing a pair of floral polyester loose trousers, and at this moment, only the thigh was left on his left leg.

Not to mention the upper body, a big gash was bitten directly from the waistline, and the fork was split.

So much so that while the old lady was cursing angrily, she still had to pinch her armpits with her left hand in embarrassment, so that her clothes were not completely messed up.

Everyone was dumbfounded - just... this is indeed only biting a billion points...

　Don't think it's an exaggeration, there are such old ladies in the village (for example, in our village, when you pass by her door, you feel that people want to enter her house. The old lady is very confident in her [-]s and [-]s)

　　Don’t think there are none in the city. Two years ago, an aunt in the same community made a fuss at the bank because of 3000 yuan. When the police came to arrest her, she took off her pants——

　　I know a lot, just because I am a friend of women, the electronic tree hole...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)