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Chapter 24
In the early morning of the second day, the south slope of the tea mountain.

Shen Leling sat cross-legged on a piece of bluestone, silently chanting Taoist scriptures and practicing.

The road of practice is divided into refining Qi and collecting clothes. The former relies on understanding the mind of heaven, while the latter relies heavily on resources.

She was originally a monster of Ye Luzi, but after she practiced the "Jade Flower Sutra" of the Shen family, she became a qi refiner, and her efficiency in absorbing the essence of the sun and moon was extremely high, so she didn't need to take it.

Qi practitioners only need to heal one classic, use it as a thought in their hearts, recite it quietly every day, and comprehend it, so half an hour can improve their Taoism for a day.

That is to enhance the understanding of the way of heaven, and then break through the realm as soon as possible.

Walking on the road, walking on the road, is like engraving footprints step by step on the road of seeking the Tao, accumulating over time, only once a day must not be interrupted, otherwise it is a great secret method and cannot fill the gap.

Today, Shen Leling has practiced Taoism for 20 years.

"Ah..." Yan Nu lay on the side, suddenly woke up, and yawned.

In fact, he woke up from a faint last night, but because he didn't sleep well for several days, he fell asleep again.

"Don't move around, I didn't expect that the waist was broken like that, and you are not disabled! Hehehehe... I finally connected the meridians of your whole body, but be careful and broke it again." Shen Leling giggled.

"You are the monster sister?" Yan Nu only recognized Shen Leling when she heard Shen Leling's voice.

Shen Leling is really a beautiful big sister now, her skin is crystal clear and fair, like a beautiful woman, and her facial features are so delicate that they have been carved.

"It's me...hehe, do I look good?" Shen Leling smiled sweetly, like a newborn baby, beautiful jade dizzy, bright and gorgeous.

"It's pretty! But don't you ignore me?" Yan Nu said in surprise.

"You..." Shen Leling was annoyed.

That night, she really said that she didn't care about Yan Nu, but Yan Nu broke free from the shackles by himself, and even killed Cha Shan Bao.

She really cherishes her talents, and has always wanted to have a warrior follower, but she has never been able to find a trustworthy one. Now she finally has a young man with a simple mind, extremely high talent, and directly treats monsters as normal people. Of course, she is unwilling to let him go .

"Hey, I got stitches on my stomach. I remember I twisted my lumbar spine in the end. Did you heal it, my sister? Thank you very much, you saved my life again." Yan Nu looked at herself, although her whole body There are still countless bloodstains, which are hideous and terrifying, but they are all traces of flesh and blood, and the real inner muscles, bones, and viscera are half healed.

Yan Nu sniffed the smell, and there was a strong smell and fragrance of medicine, and he didn't know how many good medicines he had used on his body.

Shen Leling played with taste: "Hmph, it's good that you know! If I didn't save you, you would have died a long time ago! I used up all the medicine!"

"A lot of them are rare and expensive panacea, you pay me!"

Yan Nu only had a pair of ripped trousers all over his body, and he didn't even have to take out his purse, so he said directly, "I have no money."

Shen Leling chuckled: "I know you have no money, so you have to pay my debts as a slave! You can do whatever I ask you to do!"

Yan Nu didn't speak, but looked in the direction of Chashan Fort.

"Hehehe...I brought you out, so don't even think about going back. You killed the Zhang family, and going back is a death sentence!" Shen Leling was afraid that Yannu would say something to go back and wait for Ah Weng, so he directly told him block up!

However, Yan Nu just said: "So many warriors died in Chashan Castle, who will protect everyone in future wars?"

"Ah?" Shen Leling was startled, and then laughed out loud.

"Chashan Fort is just one of the Zhang family's manors. They have a lot of trilogy and disciples, and some of them are people. They will send people to manage them."

"Even if the Zhang family is dead, there will still be some Sun family and Li family who will take over Wubao, and there will be mergers among the wealthy families in the world. You don't need to worry about controlling the people!"

"It's you who has to worry about yourself, and I'm definitely looking for you everywhere now!"

"Aren't you going to give up if you don't kill me?" Yan Nu felt that his whole body was in pain, so he circulated the "Thai Emperor's White Jade Sutra" to moisten his whole body.

Shen Leling gave him a blank look: "Nonsense! You killed so many members of the Zhang family and smashed their family treasures. The Zhang family will definitely not let you go."

Yan Nu said seriously: "I can't die, I want to live forever!"

Seeing his seriousness, Shen Leling frowned: "Oh? You want to live forever?"

"Hehehe...don't even think about it, you were born as a pariah, without immortal bones, it is impossible for you to live forever."

Yan Nu said in a daze: "I just want to wait until Taiping, Ah Weng said, as long as I live well, I will always see Taiping."

"Taiping...hehe, judging from the current situation, you won't be able to wait until your lifetime." Shen Leling sneered.

"why?"

Shen Leling shook his head: "If you want peace, at least you need to unify the world. However, Shenzhou is now in chaos, with feudal lords segregated, powerful clans governing themselves, rebels are everywhere, and evil spirits are rampant."

"Besides that, there are the Human Clans, the Qiang Qu, the Bald Hair, the Demon Rong, and the Yu Wen. The five Human clans are all invincible. It's an unprecedented chaotic world!"

"The imperial city is being besieged by the Xuanxuan family. The Sima family can't take care of themselves. I think the country is about to perish."

"Taiping? Just wait!"

Yan Nu didn't quite understand, but suddenly said: "It turns out that unification can lead to peace... Sister, let's unify the world!"

"Pfft...hahaha!" Shen Leling almost burst out laughing.

"What are you, you dare to aim for the world!"

Yan Nu said frankly: "I am a pariah."

"You still know that you are a pariah!" Shen Leling covered his mouth and smiled, "Just a straightforward fool like you, if it wasn't for sister's mercy, how many times would you have died?"

"You can be a martial artist at best, a general at most, unless you follow the right person and assist the Ming Lord to rule the world, then it is really possible to see peace."

Yan Nu excitedly asked: "Who is the Ming Lord? Take me to find Him."

Shen Leling found out, this kid climbed up the pole, so he couldn't understand the words.

She quickly waved her hand and said: "Okay, okay, we are a monster, a pariah, why worry about it!"

"As for me, I just want to become a fairy. As for you, just follow me well. I will pass on your unique skills, and you will be driven by me!"

Yan Nu thought for a moment and said: "You saved me, I will repay you, but can you go to Jishui?"

"Why go to Jishui? I escaped from there, let's go to the south!" Shen Leling stood up: "Ah, I see, you're going to look for you again, right?"

Yan Nu nodded honestly: "I don't believe that A Weng is dead, I must find A Weng!"

Knowing his stubbornness, Shen Leling rolled his eyes, giggled and said, "Okay, I'll take you to look for it, but if you can't find it in Jishui, go to other places until you find it! Okay?"

"Okay!" Yan Nu nodded repeatedly.

Shen Leling said again: "But you have to listen to me on the road!"

"Know!"

Seeing Yan Nu happily agreeing, Shen Leling also smiled, thinking how easy it is to lie!
To deal with Yan Nu's straight temper, just fool him and it's over.

"Let's take a break from the fast luck skills. After two more days of training, we can set off."

Yan Nu couldn't wait to say: "I can start now!"

"No! Lie down for me, exercise your skills and recuperate, and don't leave any sequelae." Shen Leling said sternly.

"Okay...but I'm hungry." Yan Nu licked his lips.

Shen Leling smiled faintly: "Don't worry, you won't be hungry if you follow me!"

She spat out, and a peach pit flew out and fell into the soil.

Picking up the formula with one hand, the light blue light on the tip of the index finger gathered more and more. The light was soft and hazy, scattered into the air, and instantly turned into a cloud of water mist.

The mist shrouded the land and penetrated it little by little. After a while, the seeds in the ground took root and germinated, breaking through the ground.

The buds grow bigger and bigger, rise and grow at a speed visible to the naked eye, and grow into a small peach tree nine feet high in about half an hour.

Yan Nu was stunned. He had been farming since he was a child, and he had never seen plants grow so fast.

"It's so fast, A Weng and I have been working in the field for half a year before we can reap the harvest. You planted the trees all at once."

Shen Leling was quite proud: "Hehehe...it's nothing! It's just a quick spell, and it's just a trick compared to the real supernatural powers of a dead tree blooming in spring and flowers blooming in an instant."

"Oh, it turned out to be a trick." Yan Nu suddenly realized.

"..." Shen Leling curled his lips, realizing that he was too modest!
"It's not over yet! The Huahua Technique!"

Shen Leling blew another breath on the peach tree, and the steam moistened it, causing the branches and leaves to bloom and bear fruit quickly. After a dozen breaths, the peach tree became fruitful.

She picked off a tempting big peach, bit it down, her mouth was full of juice, and she relished it.

Yan Nu quickly picked two of them and ate them heartily.

"Sister, I want to learn this!"

Shen Leling picked another one and said, "I've said it before, you can't cultivate, so naturally you can't learn spells."

"Only aristocrats from aristocratic families can breed immortal bones. The minimum condition is that the family must be three generations of scholars."

"Friar, monk, he must be a 'scholar' first!"

"Don't look at me, monsters are different! Most of them are enlightened by the way of heaven. Apart from you humans, how many things in the world have spiritual apertures? To be honest, every monster is unique in existence!"

Yan Nu asked with a groan: "The monk is so powerful, why don't you help with farming? This way everyone won't be hungry."

Shen Leling was stunned for a moment, and said amusedly: "Hehehe, do you think the emperor used a golden hoe to cultivate the land?"

"Eh?" Yan Nu asked curiously, "Does the emperor use a golden hoe to cultivate the land?"

"..." Shen Leling pointed at him and was speechless for a long time, then took a deep breath and performed a heart-cleaning formula.

I just feel refreshed, and my heart is like a still water.

Then he said: "Immortals, those who go to the mountains to practice Taoism, are all ethereal and extinct in the hidden mountains and forests. They sincerely want to be far away from the fishy smell and get clean."

"Isn't it ridiculous that you count on idle clouds and wild cranes to farm for mortals?"

"Is it ridiculous?" Yan Nu asked blankly.

"Isn't it ridiculous?" Shen Leling pointed at him and said, "Practitioners practice qi, collect clothes, enlighten Tao, travel, learn magic spells, learn supernatural powers... Which one is not full of truth and endless fun? Why waste time on farming?"

"Even if it is farming, it is also to grow exotic flowers and fruits, take care of the garden to conceive natural materials and earthly treasures, and combine medicines to make alchemy."

Yan Nu asked, "What exactly is the picture?"

"Climb to immortality in order to become immortal, live forever and never die! When the world is closed, catastrophe will not be hindered, and when the world is open, there will be supernatural powers!" Shen Leling looked up at the sky, fascinated.

Yan Nu listened with relish: "And then? Then?"

"Then...then?" Shen Leling was taken aback.

Yan Nu asked strangely: "They are all immortal, don't they want to do something?"

"Of course it is to travel to the North Sea in the morning, stay in Cangwu in the evening, travel through the wilderness, and be at ease."

"Oh, just playing and sleeping? I can do it too, so what's the use of this longevity?"

"..." Shen Leling was silent, she really hadn't thought about what she would do after becoming a fairy.

Yan Nu muttered: "It turns out that immortals are idlers?"

"You... what do you know! Immortals have their own fun! Ordinary people will never understand! Immortals, naturally there is plenty of time to think about what to do! You can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour!"

Yan Nu wanted to ask again, but Shen Leling couldn't stand him anymore, so he directly stuffed peaches into his mouth.

"Are you full? Heal your wounds when you're full!"

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　PS: sorry.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)