Do you think I look like a fairy?

In other words, since Wei Yi found a position in the Heavenly Court, he can say that it is really leisure.

There is no rank in this position.

Speaking it out is actually similar to worshiping.

But it sounds better in heaven.

It can be regarded as subordinate, under the three immortals of Fu, Lu, and Shou, it can be regarded as the seat of a true immortal of fortune.

Proper is specially set up.

Anyway, as far as he knew, there was no high rank like him in the heavenly court, but there were quite a few true immortals occupying idle positions.

Most of it is what to play.

In fact, this Heavenly Court is the same as the former Dagan World. The Heavenly Court has a very kind attitude towards the true immortals.

Properly spend money to buy peace.

Almost all kinds of salary every month and every month, all kinds of welfare benefits in the heavenly court.

Even the Taishang Laojun held a Danyuan fruit meeting, and some spiritual grasses and spiritual fruits in Tianting Yaochi were ripe, and there was also a small fruit meeting or something.

None of these true immortals will fall.

Although they are not the top bosses, they can still eat some good things occasionally.

Like that flat peach.

Although it is said that no flat peach fruit will start in these hundreds of years.

But the flat peaches in this flat peach garden have also matured a lot, and he often hangs out in the heavenly court, so naturally he also rubs a lot.

Among them, what made him happiest was the time spent with Nezha.

This guy is the number one anti-bone boy in heaven.

It's all about where there is excitement, where he goes to watch, it's completely because he is not afraid of anything.

Coupled with the special status.

Anyway, even in the Heavenly Court, he is a relatively well-known demon king in the world.

These two people are completely congenial in temperament.

In addition, both of them belong to the category of physical sanctification, and they can be regarded as masters in the physical body.

It's okay, just do a few fights.

When fighting, there is no need to be afraid of accidentally killing the opponent.

Those three heads and six arms were reborn from dripping blood.

That's a stimulus.

So, Wei Yi and Nezha are in the Heavenly Court, they are going to Wu De Xing Jun's house today, and Shui De Xing Jun's house tomorrow.

Eating and drinking are everywhere.

Even, Nezha took Wei Yi to Pantaoyuan together.

Immediately afterwards, under Wei Yi's stunned expression, Nezha led him into a small mosquito, and they each picked a 9000-year-old purple flat peach and ran away.

It can be said to be extremely exciting.

Of course, it's not that he didn't get benefits in the heavenly court. At least he has completely achieved the Tao fruit of physical sanctification, and the divine channel method is perfect.

Now it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a true true king.

In the realm of true immortals.

As long as those powerful people do not come out.

He really deserves to fight with real swords and guns.

However, it is precisely because he has achieved great sanctification in the physical body and possesses a very keen spiritual sense, so when stealing flat peaches, he can vaguely feel a ray of gaze hanging down from an infinite height.

That ray of gaze was too heavy.

There seems to be a kind of grand and stalwart power indistinctly.

If Nezha hadn't been pulling him.

It is estimated that he has already run away.

Of course, he could tell that the backer behind Nezha was really tough.

In Heaven, that is walking sideways.

It is precisely because of this that he and Nezha can be regarded as year-end friends, drinking and chatting together when they have nothing to do.

Occasionally go out to get some souvenirs.

Today go to Taibai Jinxing's house to get some Gengjin essence, tomorrow go to Yuelao's house to steal the red thread, and the day after tomorrow go to Jiutian Yingyuan Leisheng Puhua Tianzun's house to get some golden wind and jade dew.

Up to the Three Purities and Four Royals, Jiuyao Xingjun.

Down to the lunar sun, there are 360 ​​five star kings, together with 12 evil stars.

They went all over one by one.

Anyway, it seems that everyone has a good relationship. They play cards and chat together when they have nothing to do. The relationship is quite harmonious. Even those remote stars, they are all familiar.

The most important thing is that each of these gods is idle.

I just want to do all kinds of fun all day long.

Being a god is not very good either.

Like those real bosses, even if they lose for a while and are sealed as gods in the heavenly court, they still transcend the three realms and are not in the five elements.

But like some of these dish dogs, that won't work.

Can only work hard.

Year after year, day after day.

There used to be many star kings who were generals in the world, and some masters who practiced strange arts.

How can this stand the grinding of time?
Therefore, under the catalysis of time, each of them has become a very boring and entertaining person.

They just like to look at the little things in the world.

even.

Some stars who were on duty in the heavenly court, seeing the love in the world, also seduced a few maids in the heavenly court, wanting to experience it in the mortal world.

And it is precisely because of working in this department of the heavenly court that he really works in the establishment as an expert.

Only then did Wei Yi understand that there were some immortals in the stars above the heaven, and it was normal for them to reincarnate to experience love.

Many even went to Yuelao Mansion specifically to ask Yuelao to lead the red line to ensure that there would be no problems after their reincarnation.

Most of them are also very good.

Experienced a lot of love in the world, experienced a lot of emotions and desires, became a prince and beggar, a wealthy businessman, went to the imperial examination, and went to be a prostitute.

Anyway, it’s all about playing.

After a hundred years, if you have played enough one by one, you will naturally come back, and then start to play with the next brother.

As long as you don't get caught, that's normal.

Even the aloof Heavenly Emperor turned a blind eye to such a thing.

Moreover, this group of hard-working wage earners are all enemies, so naturally they are willing to be on duty for each other or conceal it.

Say no more.

It is precisely because of following Nezha to make good friends everywhere in the heavenly court, calling them brothers and brothers when they have nothing to do, drinking and playing cards.

Only then did he realize how complicated the relationship network in the heavenly court was.

Not to mention those who ascended later.

It is simply the vast majority of the real power positions in the heavenly court, which have been completely monopolized by the seniors of the Taoist sect.

Good guy.

After walking around the heavenly court, Wei Yi really understood why Nezha was so tough in the sky.

If you go to a random place, it is not your relatives, but the brothers and sisters are relatives.

You can chat with anyone.

In the past, when there were quarrels, it was completely over, trying to rot the meat into the pot.

But who knew that there was a fight, and people stole part of the meat, and after it was fermented for a long time.

They themselves have also figured it out.

So it is natural to be with the enemy.

After all, as the old saying goes, the meat that rots in the pot is yours, and the fat and water can't flow out to outsiders.

There was a fight within the Daoist sect, but the Buddhist sect was later asked to pick the peaches. No one can bear this matter.

That is to protect the interests of our own family.

So, when Wei Yi was in the heavenly court, he also enjoyed a wave of what is called his own treatment.

Not only that.

He also followed Nezha to Guanjiangkou several times, and met Erlang Xianshengzhenjun who was in Guanjiangkou.

Two people are knife to knife, gun to gun.

The three are all sanctified figures, and Yang Jian is definitely the best among them.

Although that step has not been crossed now.

Although it seems that there is no great achievement.

But among the real immortals, it was definitely the top one, and it even gave Wei Yi a very elusive feeling.

All in all, it's like a mystery.

However, most of the people in this world are sophisticated, so after a few drinks, Wei Yi also made friends with Yang Jian smoothly.

Yang Jian likes to take his six Meishan brothers and the [-] grass-headed gods out to hunt birds and chase mountains.

Sometimes when passing through Nanbuzhou, Yang Jian would send someone to invite Wei Yi to enjoy the feeling of being a dude.

That feeling is wonderful!
Walk the dog with an eagle all day long, go to Luzhou in Beiju from time to time, and then go to conquer some ghosts and ghosts that dance more happily.

This is really not for a god.

Although it is said that Wei Yi got an idle job, and there is no high grade, in general, he is supporting them.

But the comparison between Yi and Erlang is different.

People have high grades and scattered positions.

Listen to the tune but not the announcement.

It is completely a small court.

This is what Weiwei Yi envies.

It's a pity, after all, he still doesn't have a strong master, nor does he have an uncle of Tiandi.

Just this day.

Heaven is still shrouded in mist.

Colorful rays of light bloomed in the distance, and countless starlight spread to Wude Xingjun's mansion.

At this moment, Wei Yi was still playing Go with Wude and Xingjun at the mansion, when he saw Nezha running over in a hurry.

The Hot Wheels roared under their feet.

It looked like being kicked out by a dog, and yelled from a long distance:
"Yun Yi, Yun Yi, come out quickly."

"It's time for you to let the air go this year. I've been on your behalf for a year. It's your turn to be on duty this year. Go out and have fun."

Just sat in the pavilion.

Nezha sat on the stone stool next to the two of them, as if he couldn't grow up.

He picked up the fine nectar beside the chessboard and poured it into his mouth, not treating him as a good thing in the slightest.

Seeing Wude Xingjun, the corners of his mouth twitched:

"Fine nectar and jade liquid, this is the top-grade fine nectar and jade liquid that His Majesty bestowed on you when he entertained the ministers last time!"

"I'm not willing to drink this kind of good stuff, so I'll let you give it to me."

Hearing Wude Xingjun's wordiness here, Nezha waved his hand, and he didn't seem to care:

"Oh, oh, it's all small things."

"Wait until the next time I find a chance, let me go and steal a flat peach for you."

"Look how petty you are!"

Hearing this, Wu De Xingjun, who was still distressed just now, immediately turned into a smile.

The whole person laughed uncontrollably.

It can be seen that he thinks this business is very profitable!
Without looking back at Nezha, Wei Yi casually took a chess piece, placed it on top of the dragon of the black and white chess piece, and beheaded a dragon of Wu De Xingjun.

While looking at the chessboard, he said indifferently:

"How old are you, and you're still frizzy."

"Isn't Pindao just asking you to tour the world for Pindao, isn't watching the excitement your favorite thing?"

"Why aren't you interested now?"

"That's not in your character."

The idle position that Wei Yi took was actually under the hands of the Three Immortals of Fu Lu Shou, the Supervisor of Good and Evil.

The general work is to reward the good and punish the evil.

Work is very easy.

Basically, go to the four major prefectures every hundred years, and check the books of good and evil in the temples of the city gods and the mansions of the mountain gods and waters.

Easy job or fat job.

Basically, wherever I go, there are local landowners and mountain gods who talk about their hearts and invite them to drink tea and pour water for fun.

Such positions are hard to find.

Even some high-quality Shinto gods, seeing this position, their eyes are all red.

It's a pity that this kind of idle position with more benefits and less work, and no responsibilities, was specially set up by the Heavenly Court to win over real immortals and high-level practitioners.

Pure gods are not easy to use at all.

After all, how can a mere wage earner who sells himself to Tianting be worthy of such a tailor-made job?
So, since knowing that Wei Yi is doing such a job, Nezha, who is naturally active, took the initiative to help Wei Yi patrol the world.

so.

For hundreds of years, Wei Yi has been a pure salary thief, only receiving his salary and not working.

It's purely fishing and finding home.

Hearing this, Nezha seemed a little unhappy:

"You guys are big enough."

"Didn't you say that when you receive this job for the third time, you want me to return the job to you and go down there personally?"

"Why did you forget it so quickly?"

Playing with the Lingjian made of white jade in his hand, Nezha seemed to be still remembering what he had experienced in the world.

This is so much fun.

In the past, following the Tota Heavenly King, hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals would overwhelm the territory at every turn, and what he played was completely overpowering others.

It doesn't mean anything at all.

But when you take this token and go around in the world, you can touch anything new.

The main thing is.

In the past, he was the general of heaven, so everyone would not show his true side to him.

But this surveillance is different.

Not only belonging to the imperial court, but also closely related to them, it can be said that it has played a role in linking the past and the future.

Although it is said that it is specially used to win over people.

But it can also truly witness some of the changes at the bottom of the world, which some gods at the top have not experienced.

Occasionally, he can also act as a supervisory censor to expose the evil deeds done by the land of the local mountain gods.

What he likes most is looking at the unruly God of Sin just now, and the despair after knowing his identity.

This has only been played twice.

He felt that he liked this way of playing.

If Wei Yi hadn't greeted him in advance when he gave it to him, he wouldn't have come to deliver it.

After all, it is on duty once every hundred years.

It is basically difficult to complete a complete inspection of the entire four major states, basically take your time, and there are plenty of places to play.

Some are new gadgets!

Hearing Nezha's complaint, Wei Yi suddenly froze:

"It's been 300 years? Is it so fast?"

Unexpectedly, 300 years have already passed by this inadvertent time. From this point of view, the Lingming stone monkey will go to seek immortality in a few years?
Hearing Wei Yi's words, Nezha showed a familiar look:

"One day in the sky, one year underground."

"Play a game of chess casually in the sky, and it may be several years in the world."

"For so many years, you have either gone to Tianhe to drink with Marshal Tianpeng, or you have gone to watch Chang'e dance on the lunar star. Can this time pass slowly?"

Speaking of this, Nezha casually threw the white jade token into Wei Yi's hand:
"It's almost time for you to be on duty, so go quickly."

"Don't forget to get some delicious food in the world, and send me some fun things."

"After playing in the world for so many years, I'm also tired from playing. Just waiting for you to come back from shift, I'll go play again and leave~"

After the words fell, Nezha stepped on the hot wheel and left again. He was in a hurry, and it seemed that he was full of fighting spirit.