Something's wrong with my roommate

Chapter 76 Cause of Death: Like a Dog Barking
The next morning, Xu Cheng had just woken up and was brushing his teeth in the toilet when he heard the door open.

He poked his head out with a toothbrush in his mouth, and saw Qiu Gongyue coming in from the entrance, the two of them looked at each other, both stunned.

Xu Cheng didn't expect Qiu Gongyue to come back so quickly. From Muroto to Tokyo, this is at least the speed of rushing back without sleeping all night. Are you in such a hurry to come back and shit?
Qiu Gongyue came back overnight, just to make a time difference.

If the landlord isn't there, he's without a doubt the bastard who dared to take the place of Papa.

But his speed is already fast enough, how can he be faster than himself? This is because he has three legs?
Xu Cheng spit out a mouthful of foam into the washbasin, and greeted him routinely: "Akimiya-san, are you back from a business trip?"

Qiu Gongyue nodded, and said with deep meaning: "Mr. Landlord, have you been at home all the time?"

Xu Cheng replied casually: "Yes, after all, I am still a magician who has been single for as long as my age. I can only stay at home and cannot become a monk."

Qiu Gongyue glanced at him lightly.

Although the face, body shape, and voice are all different, the attitude and tone of speaking are exactly the same, and [-]% of them are the same person.

Especially in the branch for the dead, when Qiu Gongyue taught Xu Cheng the experience of breathing, he firmly grasped his expression and tone of speech at close range.

But this is not the most direct evidence.

Coming back this time, Qiu Gongyue already has absolute certainty that she can expose Xu Cheng's false face.

Because she has obtained two key pieces of evidence.

Returning to the room with the suitcase, Qiu Gongyue checked the room and found that the trap left behind had not been destroyed, which meant that Xu Cheng followed the agreement and did not sneak in when she was no longer there.

"Although it's inconspicuous, it's quite trustworthy."

A few hours later, while Xu Cheng was watering the flowers on the balcony, Qiu Gongyue came out: "Mr. Landlord, my mobile phone is broken, can you call me?"

Unprepared, Xu Cheng took out his mobile phone and handed it to her. He realized the moment he was about to let go, and didn't let go.

Qiu Gongyue wanted to take it, but found that Xu Cheng was strangling her tightly, so she couldn't help asking: "Mr. Landlord, is there a problem?"

Of course, there are big problems.

Xu Cheng remembered that in the branch for the dead, he used his mobile phone to show Qiu Gongyue the magnetic link.

Now that she suddenly ran over to borrow the phone from herself, it was obvious that she had written down the style and appearance of the phone, and maybe even some scratches.

Showing her the phone, wouldn't it be self-destructing?
Xu Cheng pulled the phone back: "Sorry, I just remembered that my phone is out of charge, so I can't make calls."

Qiu Gongyue pulled the phone over: "Then lend me to go online."

Xu Cheng pulled back again: "The WIFI was broken this morning."

Qiu Gongyue pulled back again: "Lend me to take a photo."

Xu Cheng pulled back again: "The calendar says it's not suitable to take pictures today."

"Then I'll use my calculator."

"Are you a prenatal education dropout?"

The two are like top pulling masters, pulling each other, and their positions are more coquettish than the top of the canyon.

In the end Xu Cheng got angry and decided to fight back: "Qiu Gong-san, why don't you cook lunch when you have time to talk to me? Speaking of which, you are a chef, and I haven't eaten your cooking for so long. Last time you Didn't you say you know Chinese food?"

Facing Xu Cheng's suspicious eyes, Qiu Gongyue couldn't say a word of "no", and could only swallow the bitter fruit of the person who knew Chinese before: "Yes, but I am a beginner and can only cook home-cooked food."

"It's okay, I like to eat home-cooked food, but don't fool me with any Chinese food."

Qiu Gongyue realized that she couldn't look at Xu Cheng's phone today, and instead needed to maintain her chef personality.

She let go of her phone, and then left the house on the grounds of buying ingredients.

As a killer, of course Qiu Gongyue can cook, and she is also very good at Western and Japanese food, but who is Chinese food?

Really unfamiliar.

I didn't understand it at all.

Taking advantage of the time to go to the supermarket, she took out her mobile phone, opened YouTube to search for Chinese food, and soon a simple and unpretentious video caught her attention.

"Hello everyone, I'm Wang Gang, and I'm sharing a home-cooked dish with you in this video..."

After Qiu Gongyue fast-forwarded and watched the video, both eyes were straightened.

What the hell is this home-cooked dish?

After buying ingredients from the supermarket and returning home, Qiu Gongyue plunged into the kitchen.

Xu Cheng had already taken advantage of the time she left to format the phone, delete all his personal habits, and even clean the casing to ensure that he would not recognize it.

He was sitting in the living room, listening to the crackling in the kitchen.

During the period, a live fish jumped out and was caught by Qiu Gongyue again.

When Xu Cheng was hungry, Qiu Gongyue came out with a big pot full of boiled fish, and put it on the dining table with a bang.

Xu Cheng stared straight at both eyes - I'm afraid you might have misunderstood home-cooked food.

And this big pot is full, there are not a few pieces of fish in it, all peppers are swimming, the soup is as red as blood, it reminds people of Jay Chou's chrysanthemum.

Xu Cheng had already made up his mind just now, no matter what Qiu Gongyue cooks, he will try it, but this chili is the only one, because he is from Guangdong Province, and he can't eat spicy food at all!
Qiu Gongyue was very considerate in service, and handed over a pair of bowls and chopsticks: "Try it, Mr. Landlord, I am still very confident in my work."

Xu Cheng was very vigilant: "Qiugong-san, why don't you eat first."

Qiu Gongyue crossed her hands, and her eyes flashed: "Is the landlord afraid? As a Chinese, I dare not eat Chinese food."

Xu Cheng suddenly became angry: "Who said I'm afraid, just eating too much is boring, why don't you add a lottery, and finally those who can't stand it will bark like a dog."

"no problem."

Qiu Gongyue picked up the chopsticks, accurately picked out a piece of fish from the pepper, put it into her mouth, chewed it carefully a few times, and swallowed it.

The posture of eating is very elegant, and the movement of the crystal cherry lips is even more charming.

Seeing her normal expression, Xu Cheng didn't believe that he would still lose to a Japanese woman, so he stuffed a piece of fish into his mouth, chewed it a few times and swallowed it.

Then he shook twice like an electric shock, and his whole body went numb.

He looked at Qiu Gongyue with a ferocious face, his whole face was as red as a monkey's butt: "Did you poison it inside?"

Qiu Gongyue continued to eat the fish fillets calmly: "It's nothing, just a bottle of Death Chili Sauce."

Xu Cheng: "..."

What a ruthless woman, she actually made such a way of killing each other, he had to admit defeat.

When Xu Cheng came back after rinsing his mouth, Qiu Gongyue had already stopped his chopsticks: "Mr. Landlord, I am willing to admit defeat, please start your performance."

Xu Cheng is not someone who can't afford to lose: "No problem, then I will start barking like a dog."

Qiu Gongyue quietly waited to appreciate, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't see Xu Cheng speak, so she asked doubtfully, "Mr. Landlord?"

Xu Cheng said, "Mr. Landlord."

Qiu Gongyue frowned: "Don't you want to bark like a dog?"

Xu Cheng also said, "Don't you want to bark like a dog?"

Qiu Gongyue: "???"

Xu Cheng: "???"

Qiu Gongyue's eyes widened: "Are you implying that I am a dog?"

Xu Cheng waited and widened his eyes: "Are you implying that I am a dog?"

Qiu Gongyue was furious, and she stood up as soon as she patted the dining table with her hands. Xu Cheng quickly raised his hand to stop her: "Wait, I only promised to bark like a dog, not to fight with a dog!"

Qiu Gongyue: "..."

She suddenly raised her round and slender thigh, and kicked Xu Cheng out with a sweeping sweep.

He took out a few throwing knives from the Absolute Realm and threw them over, nailed Xu Cheng to the wall, then picked up the leftover boiled fish, and poured them into Xu Cheng's mouth until he died. Cause of death: learning dog Call.

Qiu Gongyue took a deep breath and interrupted the small theater in her head, but her full chest was still heaving with anger.

This look that deserves a beating is because he didn't run away.

Qiu Gongyue almost wanted to have a showdown, expose Xu Cheng's identity directly, and then beat him up...

Wait, it seems that I can't beat it.

Qiu Gongyue was stunned, then gave Xu Cheng a hard look, turned around and went back to the room.

After entering the bedroom, Qiu Gongyue rushed to the kettle with lightning speed, filled herself with a whole pot of water, then spit out her little pink tongue, and kept fanning herself with both hands.

He obviously wanted to punish him severely, but instead he ate more and was scolded as a dog.

Qiu Gongyue only felt her head buzzing, and secretly felt ruthless in her heart. If she didn't find a chance to stuff chili peppers into his swallow, she would write her name upside down.

(End of this chapter)