The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 98
Gu Ma really couldn't stand it anymore, she was very disgusted, and took the kitchen knife: "Go and wash the vegetables."

Okay, this is simple, it’s impossible to do it wrong, Gu Zhien rolled up his sleeves full of confidence, and then he was scolded like a scumbag: "You just wash the vegetables with the tap on like this? Waste of water! Washing with water in the basin is the best way to do it." The correct way. And you took a bath last night, you didn’t need so much water to kill a pig! You haven’t washed it in a few years after taking a bath for half an hour, do you have to clean it three times inside and outside?”

Disgusted again, Gu Zhien: "..." dare not speak.

It's only been a day since I've been home, and my mother doesn't like it at first sight. The treasure has turned into grass, and the depreciation speed is too fast: "My lord, I've only been back for a day, and I'm no longer your cutie?" Don't they all say that mother's love is in the favorite zone three days after returning home, and it enters the growing dislike zone after three days?Why doesn't Ms. Hao of our family follow the routine!

Looking at the sad daughter, Gu Ma sneered: "As soon as you came back, the paper was used up quickly, the rice was eaten quickly, and the water meter turned like crazy! Is there a cutie like you in the world?"

Gu Zhien's eyes were full of tears. Anyway, he used too much paper and hot water when he came back. It was wrong to turn on the light, and it was wrong to even breathe.

It’s okay if you don’t talk about it, the more you talk about it, the more Gu Ma gets angry: "And you see that your room is like a pig’s nest, and you don’t clean it up. How can there be a girl who doesn’t make a quilt? If you marry into your in-law’s house like this, I will I'm afraid my in-laws will return the goods!"

It's not against the law not to fold the quilt, but what's wrong if you don't like to fold the quilt?Wouldn't it be nice to live a little more comfortably?It's a pity that Gu Zhi'en only dared to be angry in his heart, and didn't dare to say a word, for fear of being beaten.

"Look at the bathroom, your hair is all over the floor. After taking a shower, I cleaned up the fallen hair and scraped off the water on the floor. This is a matter of common sense." Looking up, I saw my son smiling: "Are you embarrassed to laugh? If you don't bring me a girlfriend back, I don't want to spend the New Year in the house. Your father and I visit each other year after year, and there is no one in our [-]s." Yes! Don't you feel ashamed? Get out, get out, and my chest hurts when I see you two."

The two siblings were rushed to the living room, you looked at me, I looked at you, and finally sat on the sofa obediently, the posture was correct, the back was straight and the hands were on the laps, the mobile phone was not dared to use, the TV was not dared to watch, just Afraid of doing anything wrong, afraid of being scolded.The furious mother couldn't be provoked.

But he was still disliked: "What are you doing sitting there? You don't even wink at all, just set the bowls and chopsticks! Are you still waiting for me to serve you? Call your dad and ask where he is! The food is going to be cold."

One obediently went to set the table and chopsticks, and the other obediently went to make a phone call. It was another day of struggling to survive under Ms. Hao's rule.

Life is so hard.

As soon as Father Gu came back, he was warmly welcomed by his son and daughter. One enthusiastically took the briefcase, and the other graciously handed over a hot towel: "Dad, why did you come back?" Do you know that your wife is getting more and more irritable? What should I do?

Looking at Ms. Hao's stern face, Gu's father understood that menopausal women can't afford to be provoked, and it is normal to be scolded every day.

The flames of war spread, and soon it affected Dad Gu: "You said that your crappy job is usually nothing if you don't see anyone in the deep mountains and old forests, but now it's the Chinese New Year, and you're so busy that you've got a whole family waiting for you." Have a meal!"

Dad Gu's mentality has evolved a long time ago, he was very calm, and took out a pendant from his briefcase: "This is the red stone I found when I went to the mountain to investigate the geology last time. I had someone process it to make a drop-shaped pendant. I just made it. I just got it, see if you like it? Don’t you think you’re tired of wearing that heart-shaped pendant, I’ll give you this instead.”

Ms. Hao finally laughed, and the war finally subsided, but the two single dogs were not feeling well. They were caught off guard by a mouthful of dog food, and they felt full before they even ate!

Gu Zhien's eyes turned red with envy: "Father, I also need a pendant."

Unexpectedly, the gift didn't arrive, but instead, my father's fancy urging marriage: "So let you get married, and when you get married, your husband will give it to you."

This was patched!There is no way of life left for them.Crying!

Gu Duofu lowered his head and ate fiercely, not daring to talk too much, for fear of being hurt by the fish in the pond.In the end, I still suffered: "Give your sister more food! There is no wink at all, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend!"

Not daring to refute a word, Gu Duofu got up to add food.There are no human rights at the bottom of the food chain.Don't smoke, don't drink, don't go to bars, don't mess around, and work hard, how can you be worthless in Ms. Hao's eyes!In her eyes, whether it is useful or not is measured by whether or not she has found a girlfriend!This standard is too outrageous and unscientific.

This meal was extremely difficult. After everyone put down the bowls, Gu Duofu consciously went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, wash the pots and wipe the cooker hood, while the family of three happily unwrapped presents on the sofa, and Gu Zhien bought duty-free products Come back to please Ms. Hao: "Mom, this little brown bottle is easy to use, suitable for your age, anti-aging, and this eye cream, which can lighten wrinkles, and the whitening effect of the small light bulb is awesome."

Gu Dad said sweetly every day: "Every wrinkle on your mother's forehead is a meritorious service, and every crow's feet in the corner of her eyes is a trace given by the years, and every one is elegant and noble."

Gu Zhien: "..." Okay, I got it.I never knew that my father was such a father. I clearly remember that my father was taciturn. When did you open the door to the new world?Every sentence is so sweet!

"Why waste money? I'm so old, who should I care for?" Although Ms. Hao said so, she was full of smiles, she obviously liked it, and she didn't mean it. .

Papa Gu answered in seconds: "Show me." After a pause of three seconds, he immediately added: "You look good no matter what."

The desire to survive from a science man is so strong.

"It's just your sweet mouth." The old couple looked at each other and smiled.

Gu Zhien suddenly felt that there was no place for him to stand here, he shouldn't be here, he should be under the car!Get up and go to the kitchen to help, one washes the dishes and the other wipes dry: "If you don't bring a girlfriend back next year, I doubt that my mother will really let us in the house!"

After washing the dishes, Gu Duofu began to wash the rags. He was very skillful: "I want to look for it too, but I can't find it. Otherwise, I would have come back early from the winter vacation. How dare I step into the house today?"

"So, you waited for me to go home first, and let me be a pawn to share your anger? You scheming man!"

Gu Duofu was soon beaten by his sister!Still dare not fight back.The scream from the son proved that the parents in the living room heard it, but they all ignored it, as if the son was not his own, but was picked up by the side of the road.

In the end, Guduofu's hairstyle turned into a chicken coop to end this unilateral abuse.

(End of this chapter)