The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 9 I'm Shameless
In the end, I had no choice but to ask the person in front of me for help: "Take a photo of me, I want to make my face look taller and thinner, my face looks smaller, and I have pimples on my forehead, I must use beauty, take more pictures. "

For this unreasonable request, Qiao Yaozu ruthlessly mocked: "The hardware is not good, so you just rely on the software?" He took the phone while talking, clicked twice and threw it back.Seeing that the time was almost up, I ran back.

Only Gu Zhien was left crying and howling in the same place: "What the hell did you photograph! Such a young girl, you photographed her as Xiaoming's grandma!"

What's even more unbearable is that the height of 162 cm is obviously [-] meter high. Those who don't know it think it's a hobbit. They are ugly, short and old. They can't meet people. They have no choice but to find someone else shoot.

Fortunately, I finally got a satisfactory photo, and it will be perfect after retouching.Such a beautiful photo, Gu Zhien felt that it must be accompanied by tall words.It's a pity that the brain doesn't have enough knowledge, and when the book is ready to be used, there will be less hatred. After holding back for a long time, I can't think of a high-level sentence. Groove travels the world.

In the end, I could only turn to Du Niang for help, and it was accompanied by Bai Juyi's "The river flowers are red at sunrise, and the river is as green as blue in spring."

perfect.

Come back home.

When passing by the breakfast street, Gu Zhien's mouth was watering, steamed buns, dumplings, pancakes, fruits, noodles, fried dough sticks and fried noodles...everything looked delicious and delicious. I was so hungry, I wanted to eat it!
No reason, someone is selling crayfish early in the morning!This unscientific!
Just around the corner, want to buy.Just when I couldn't help it, Hu Honghui called: "Zhien, do you know what happened to me when I was buying breakfast? There was a salty pig hand reaching out to touch my ass when there were a lot of people in the queue. I beat him so much that his teeth were everywhere. I dare to take advantage of things that don’t have eyes.”

It is true that Hu Honghui is a strange woman who can crush boulders in her chest. She is a bomber among fighter jets.

Gu Zhien looked at the long queue in front of him, and then thought about his own strength against the five scumbags, gave up his desire for words, and rushed forward all the way, staying away from trouble.

When I returned to the lobby downstairs, I refreshed the circle of friends. In the morning, I got 88 likes, 18 people praised me, and 8 people said I was skinny. Among the white swans, there was only one ugly duckling, and that was Qiao Yaozu’s. Comments: I have heard about the four major magic arts in Asia for a long time, and it really deserves its reputation.

Cursing insinuations again!Don't think that we don't understand that you are scolding me too much for P pictures. If you don't understand, you can ask about the four major magic arts. It clearly says Thailand's transgender surgery, Korean plastic surgery, Japan's Chinese makeup technique and Chinese PS technique.

If it weren't for the lack of money to pay the rent, I really wanted to block that dog man, but I dare not do so now because I can't straighten my waist because I don't have money.Entering the door angrily, seeing the dog man Gu Zhien didn't dare to scold, so he had to drink water to vent his anger, as if drinking his blood and eating his flesh!
Seeing Gu Zhien like a cow drinking water, Qiao Yaozu couldn't bear to look directly: "Pay attention to your image, you are a girl after all."

After drinking enough, Gu Zhien forced his respect: "Of course I'm a girl." He puffed up his chest in a particularly suggestive way: "Didn't you see that I have a big tolerance?" The old driver deliberately said "Nai" Words are accented.

In a word, retreat the enemy three thousand miles.

Qiao Yaozu fled in despair, leaving behind a sentence of "shameless" and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

It's not that Gu Zhien deliberately played hooligans, but a clever way to defeat the enemy summed up by the five-year experience of living together, that is, "be thicker and thicker."

What can I do?
(End of this chapter)