The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 68
When he returned to the downstairs of the community, Qiao Yaozu had an important international call. The signal in the elevator was not good enough. He answered it by the pool.So happy, Idol has the same style of hula hoop.

When he came back from picking up the goods, Qiao Yaozu was still on the phone, and Gu Zhien was waiting for him while swiping his phone not far away. Before he finished swiping a short video, he heard two children arguing.

"My brother is better than your brother, he dare not do his homework!"

"My brother is better than your brother. He picks up shit and eats it every day."

Gu Zhien was in awe: Admiration, your brother is a warrior.

From upstairs came a brother's heart-rending surrender: "I didn't! I walked the dog to pick up dog poop, but I didn't eat it!" The voice was so loud that it broke.

Gu Zhien laughed so hard that her stomach ached and she burst into tears, squatting on the ground unable to get up.It was Qiao Yaozu who pulled her up after the phone call: "How about counting ants on the ground?"

"No." Gu Zhien laughed while rubbing his belly and said that he was better than his elder brother just now, Qiao Yaozu couldn't help laughing, Tongyan Wuji.

I waited until I got home and drank a cup of warm water to feel my aching stomach get better. Gu Zhien changed into home clothes and went to pick vegetables. Who knew that after untying the ropes that tied the vegetables, I found that they were stuffed with old leaves. , it looks like a lot on the outside, but in fact there are not many, and most of them are rotten. Only the few trees outside look fresh and tender.

Gu Zhien's face was a little distorted, and he really felt that his sincerity had been ruined: "I still think it's so pitiful to be selling vegetables outside at such an old age, but the result is not simple at all!" It's a lie: "Looking at a lot, there are not a few good ones at all. They are all rotten and old leaves hidden in them."

After Qiao Yaozu turned on the robot vacuum cleaner and let it work, he went into the kitchen to inspect it and made a comment: "So poor people must have something to hate, don't abuse your kindness in the future! Also, it is best to choose a regular place for shopping. Supermarkets are very suitable for clearly marked prices. you."

"I swear I'll never buy her vegetables again." After clearing out a large bag of vegetables, it was barely enough for a plate.

What made Gu Zhien even more devastated was that when he was eating leeks and eggs, he found that the leeks were as old as grass, and he couldn't bite them, so he had to pour them all down, and wasted two eggs.In the end, there were only green vegetables, golden drum eel and soup to eat. I was really tired of eating fish these days, so I focused on pork ribs and corn soup. The terrible thing was that half of the worms were found in the middle of the corn.

Suddenly had a bad premonition, Gu Zhi'en turned pale and asked Qiao Yaozu: "Where is the other half gone?" With the hope that the dead fellow Taoist would not die, "Did you drink it?"

Qiao Yaozu calmly picked up the steamed fish and ate it: "I haven't had the soup yet." Luckily.

Unwilling to give up, Gu Zhien hoped to go to the soup pot to scoop it up, and then said with a mournful face: "There is nothing in the pot, does that mean it has been eaten into my stomach?"

Qiao Yaozu didn't feel sympathetic at all: "You made the soup today! Didn't you check the corn when you chopped it into small pieces?"

Regret: "I cut the corn while watching the drama. At that time, the plot was at its most critical moment, and my mind was not on the corn."

"Should!" Qiao Yaozu took the opportunity to educate: "In the future, let's see if you still dare to watch dramas and work at the same time! How many times have I told you not to focus on two things, because your brain can't be used! Remember the lesson?"

Looking at the half-worm corpse, Gu Zhien felt a little queasy: "Do you have a conscience! Others have accidents, and you haven't said anything good yet."

Okay, let's put it nicely: "If you don't do it, you won't get sick if you eat it."

Gu Zhien was not comforted at all, and despised: "It's a shame that you are still a master, and you also say such ignorant words, you can eat unclean things and try to see if you will get sick."

It's so hard to serve, it's totally unreasonable.

"I said that to comfort you. If you don't need it, I will take it back and repeat it. It is really not rigorous." Qiao Yaozu corrected when he realized his mistake: "Insects are rich in nutrients and protein content is several times higher than that of meat. They are rich in vitamins, carbohydrates, and calcium. Potassium, magnesium, phosphorus, sulfur, selenium, zinc and other dozens of nutrients are good products for both medicine and food. The body is also very rich in lipids, such as triacylglycerol, lecithin, sterols, unsaturated fatty acids, etc. , these substances are not high in other plant and animal foods. It avoids pesticides, chemical fertilizers, antibiotics or other indoor pollution sources, and is a relatively safe and healthy high-grade food." Finally, the final conclusion: "You deserve it."

This dog man has turned into a black man again!Gu Zhien decided to fight back, come on, hurt each other: "The maggots are also rich in nutrients and high in protein, do you eat them? Do you know what maggots are? They can grow out of stool, white, small Yes, crawling forward when you get up, you can also eat rotten meat, help debride and disinfect the wound, and speed up the healing of the wound..."

Qiao Yaozu put down the bowl with a livid voice: "Shut up!"

This meal is completely uneatable.

Although Gu Zhien won, he was not very happy. He killed one thousand enemies and lost eight hundred. He was just a little nauseated just now, but now he really wanted to vomit, so he put down the bowl and rushed into the bathroom.

Because of half a worm, the group was wiped out.

The main thing is to carry it inside.

When Gu Zhien sat on the sofa again, his face was pale, Qiao Yaozu grimaced and handed over a glass of passion fruit honey lemonade.Gu Zhi'en took a sip of the drink, and he realized that what is wronged by heaven is still unavoidable, and he can't live because he committed his own sins, and he dug himself into a deep pit, truly regretting.

Qiao Yaozu was probably also quite disgusted, he sat on the sofa with a tight face and remained motionless, Gu Zhien reckoned that he was afraid that he would vomit out if he moved.

In the end, Gu Zhien’s recovery ability was stronger. After drinking honey water and sitting for a meeting, he felt better and got up to clean up the kitchen. After pouring out all the dishes and soup, he put the bowl into the dishwasher, and then went to clean up the stove. I took out the expensive cleaning agent and used it. After using it, I was shocked: "Why is it so difficult to wipe it off? I saw that he could wipe it clean with a little effort. I poured a lot of it. It takes a lot of force to wipe it off."

Qiao Yaozu unraveled the mystery: "Are you sure the scammer is using the same product? He went to the supermarket to buy a good cleaning agent, poured it into his own bottle and pretended to be his own product for your interview. Of course, it can be wiped off without any effort. It's easy to fool an ignorant girl like you! I've never heard of this brand, and it's probably a Sanwu product!"

The ignorant girl was so angry, she checked online and found this brand, and found that it was stopped because of quality problems.

Feeling being critically attacked, Gu Zhien yelled angrily: "I drew a circle and cursed him, but there are no children and grandchildren in the house!"

Qiao Yaozu: "..." So ruthless.

It is an existence that cannot be offended.

Gu Zhien went back to the room angrily. Tonight was a bit too thrilling. He felt his body was hollowed out. He fell asleep after lying on the bed for a while.

He was woken up by Su Taohua's phone call while he was soundly sleeping, and the drowsiness disappeared immediately after answering the answer: "Honey, can you lend me 10 for emergency?"

(End of this chapter)