The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 58 Inviolability
"Adult men and women, when a woman gives adult supplies to a young and strong man, it is a convention and acquiescence is an invitation." Qiao Yaozu looked into Gu Zhien's eyes and explained very carefully and in detail, fearing that she would be foolish to other men.

Only then did Gu Zhien understand, my God, what kind of world misunderstanding is this: "This is a gift given to me in return. I don't need it, so my subordinates respect my boss. You can just think about it, bah, who wants to sleep with you Already!"

Qiao Yaozu didn't read the book, and swept away thousands of troops: "Small one, who do you look down on!"

Gu Zhien is very innocent: "I don't know your size." The clothes are worn outside, and you can check them visually, but the ones are not outside, and you have never seen them before, so how would you know.

Qiao Yaozu was expressionless: "I don't know if you said that I'm a "big weapon and a good job"!"

Gu Zhien: "..." It's another day I want to slap myself!Let you talk nonsense.Now he deserves to be stunned speechless.Cautiously said: "Then I go upstairs to change the largest size?" I really have to go upstairs to change, I am a little embarrassed, she is still a big girl.

Qiao Yaozu said in one word: "Get lost." He picked up the book, got up and went back to the room, halfway there, he went back and took the condom away with no expression on his face.

Looking at the empty hands, Gu Zhien curled his lips: "Humph, you still say the size is small. If you are really small, what do you want? It must be a man's vanity, and you are not allowed to be called small." I still remember seeing a small size before. According to the research data, a company marked the product as small, medium, and large, but the sales were very unsatisfactory. Later, the marketing strategy was changed. The same product was changed in size, and it was marked as large, extra large, and extra large. No. Later, the company's performance was booming.This shows that men are more hypocritical than women!
If you don't say it, don't say it, to save face, a beautiful girl will never be unreasonable!
Gu Zhien clapped his hands, and seeing that there were only 6 bottles of detergent left in the house, he felt that the depression had finally subsided, so he was in the mood to take a bath.After taking a shower, I put skin care products on my whole body, put on the mask and went to the sofa to watch the party while sitting and waiting for the New Year's Eve.

I originally wanted to go to Wuyuanhe Stadium to watch the scene, but the hand speed and internet speed were not as good as others and I couldn't buy tickets, and the scalper tickets were too expensive, so I could only watch the live broadcast.

While watching the sketch, Qiao Yaozu came out of the room, looked at the pale painted female ghost, and then sat down after a pause: "It's scary to paint like this in the middle of the night, do you know that?"

"A few days ago I used a black mask and you criticized me, but now you change the color and you still criticize me." He is really a difficult man: "Tell me, black is not satisfied, white is not satisfied, do you like red?"

Thinking of Gu Zhien with a blood-red face, Qiao Yaozu suddenly accepted it well, and felt that the pale female ghost in front of him was not so scary: "Okay, okay, as long as you like it, you can do whatever you want."

"I don't like messing around, but if I don't apply it, I'm afraid I'll grow old quickly. People say that women's youth has a short shelf life, so you need to take good care of it. Otherwise, a man who is thirty is still a flower, and a woman who is thirty is tofu. I don’t want to be scum.” When it comes to maintenance, I’m very angry with God, and there are different levels of human beings. Some people are born with no tan: “Why do I go to Lingshui for three days? You’re about to peel off the sun, but you’re still so white?”

Luckily, the sunscreen still has three layers of brushes inside and three layers outside, and the small light bulbs are smashed one bottle after another. The money is wasted, but it’s not as good as others who don’t use anything. Just ask if you are angry?God is so unfair.

If you are not angry, you will get wrinkles. After all, eye cream is also very expensive.

But the anger was still hard to dissipate, and finally opened Taobao to buy, buy, buy: "Hey, do you think this color doesn't suit me? Will it make me look old?"

Prodigal again!Qiao Yaozu really obeyed Gu Zhien without supporting the wall: "Didn't you just buy a lot of clothes and didn't wear them? Why did you buy them again?"

"I bought vacation clothes a few days ago, but now I buy new clothes for the Chinese New Year. What's the difference?" Gu Zhi'en said in detail: "Selling products also pay attention to market positioning, and I am the same! Vacation clothes are Casual clothes, New Year’s clothes are battle clothes, the gap between them is huge.”

"Nonsense. Anyway, you women always have a reason to buy new clothes." And every time the reason is strange, sometimes even to celebrate the wildflowers blooming on the roadside and buy a new dress: "I still have a battle uniform, When you go to war!"

"You don't understand. Going home during the Chinese New Year is like going to the battlefield. When I see my elders, my classmates, my friends, I have to meet a male god. Of course I have to be fully armed. When I see my elders wear smarter clothes, my classmates wear softer clothes, and my friends wear casual clothes. To see a male god, you have to dress up a bit..." The more I talked, the more I felt that the clothes were not enough, and I still wanted to buy, buy, buy.

Qiao Yaozu snorted: "Vanity!"

This criticism Gu Zhien does not accept: "If you see your elders wearing frivolous clothes, you will be criticized; if you see your classmates wearing old fashioned clothes, you will be laughed at; if you see a male god wearing dirt, you will not have the face to meet people! That is to say, you can be more casual when you meet friends. Can you Is it vanity? No! Dignity is sacred and inviolable. Just like your men are bigger and shorter than your JJ, don’t you feel a sense of accomplishment when you win? We women also want this sense of accomplishment.”

Qiao Yaozu felt a burst of hot air crawling up from his abdomen, took a deep breath of air pressure, and then gritted his teeth and asked with a smile: "Do you think our relationship is so familiar that we can talk about genitals?"

Gu Zhien: "..." Okay, shut up.

Really, this dog man will never be able to talk, so he uses his power to overwhelm others.I am not as imposing as you, I smashed you to death with money, Gu Zhien angrily sent a red envelope.

After receiving the familiar red envelope of the same amount, Qiao Yaozu understood in seconds, put down the book, went to the drawer of the TV cabinet, found the manicure tool set, and began to serve the guests.I've never seen someone who can't cut their nails well!I used to see Gu Zhien biting her nails when I was in school, and I thought it was a bad habit. I thought it was because I didn’t know how to bite my nails in a hurry. After living together, I realized that it was because of my poor hands-on ability. Holding nail scissors in my left hand can make my right hand bleed. !Severe disability!

Gu Zhien is also desperate, what can I do if I get cut easily?It's hard to hold a knife with my left hand.Fortunately, I don’t have to suffer now, and I spend money to enjoy it, so I still have to be rich, and I can suffer a lot less pain. It’s much more comfortable to be a customer and be served than to support myself. After all, the customer is God.

This time God has a new request: "Stay a little longer."

The waiter moved very gently and skillfully: "Okay, guest."

Serve God comfortably

After the nails were cut and polished, God asked, "Don't you think about expanding other businesses? For example, drawing patterns on your fingers, or sticking diamonds?"

The waiter had a good attitude: "My dear, that's not the price."

At the end of the year, God is rich and powerful: "Then you quote a price."

The waiter had a pleasant face: "I deposited a pink diamond in the bank, and it was 3800 million yuan. Dear, do you want to place an order?"

(End of this chapter)