The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 34
The shares were not refunded, but in the end, a purchase fee was paid instead.As long as there is a woman in the office shopping on Taobao, no one will be spared in the end, and everyone will turn into a shopkeeper.

"Zhien, this looks good, let's buy one and wear a sister's outfit to blow up the streets."

"Zhien, there is still 400 short of the full 3000 minus 750, let's make up the bill together."

"Zhien, Pinduoduo asks for a knife."

"Zhien, this sun hat is practical, I highly recommend buying it."

"Zhien, Amway gives you a sunscreen with a high SPF. It will cover all ugliness!"

"Zhien,..."

In the end, Gu Zhien got red-eyed and utterly irrational.

Therefore, women's shopping has always been impulsive consumption, no matter how well planned it is, it will eventually run counter to it and become completely unrecognizable.There is a lot of restraint and rationality in the plan, but it is all impulsive indulgence and madness when buying.

So when Qiao Yaozu came back from a business trip to pick up the courier, he got soft hands.As for why Gu Zhien didn't take it, because she is busy, she not only has to learn ghost step dance after get off work, but also is dragged around the world by Sister Xie. It is not so easy to start a business from scratch.The courier cabinet will charge for overtime, and the courier office will get off work at 8:[-] p.m., so in the end, we can only entrust the courier service to Qiao Yaozu.

Qiao Yaozu got a big head, what the hell did he buy, a mess of a lot of practical ones, and the rest were either put on the shelf, returned, or resold second-hand or salted fish.I have said many times not to spend impulsively, but I still don’t change my mind.

The mood of unpacking the express delivery is very good, but it is very sad when the new clothes don’t look good or don’t fit in and need to be returned. It’s okay if there is shipping insurance and free shipping.Therefore, many times, Gu Zhien immediately changed the merchant as soon as he found out that there was no free shipping or no shipping insurance.Only those who really like it will take the risk to buy it back.

Hu Honghui's selection of the sisters' street bombing money is simply a disaster money, it is too horrible to look at!Putting it on, it looks like the belly is as big as an October pregnancy, and it doesn't work how you breathe.

It's even more difficult to put together a single item with Sister Xie, and the little fairy turns into an old witch in seconds.

Very angry!Obviously the model looks good on the Internet, and the customer service also asked about the size very clearly, why is the upper body so ugly!Ugly as hell.

Both returns have to pay for postage, which is a pain.Fortunately, there are still surprises in the world of mortals and the waves washing away the sand.A dark green suspender skirt was born, which became the biggest surprise of the year. Gu Zhien turned around in front of the mirror many times, constantly admiring himself.

The more you look at it, the more beautiful it is. When Qiao Yaozu came back from the entertainment, he immediately ran to him and turned around, begging for compliments: "Isn't it beautiful?"

After drinking a lot of wine at night, Qiao Yaozu smelled of alcohol all over his body: "The skirt is beautiful, but the person is ugly!"

"You talk nonsense!" If you make a mistake, you shouldn't ask. How can an alcoholic have any aesthetics at all.If the aesthetics were online, there wouldn't be so many people who woke up after drinking and messed up.Why don't you admit it? It's because I'm sober, and my aesthetics is normal, and I find people are too ugly.If it is a fairy, how could it not recognize it!I just wish I couldn't take them home in pairs immediately.

Qiao Yaozu felt a little uncomfortable after drinking too much, he sat on the sofa and pressed his temples hard: "Go and make me a cup of honey water."

"Why do you drink so much? You are not the one who suffers!" Gu Zhien muttered while mixing honey water, "You are not afraid of being picked up by someone!" How disgusting and irritating it is to go back: "Last time, Pang Da's mother said that the owner of Building 28 in the community was picked up by a homeless man. After an indescribable night, I heard that the couple is now getting divorced."

Having a headache from being read, Qiao Yaozu only wanted to be clean: "I know in my heart, if you really drink too much and let someone pick up your body, I will only take advantage of you!"

"Bah! I'm not happy if you want it." Gu Zhien angrily stuffed honey water into the alcoholic's hand: "After drinking and resting for at least half an hour, you are allowed to take a bath. I will make water for your thermos and put it on the bedside table Come on, if you are thirsty in the middle of the night, unscrew the lid and you can drink it directly, don’t turn off the wall lamp when you sleep, don’t turn off your mobile phone, my door is not closed tonight, what’s the matter with me..."

"You are so talkative, like an old woman."

What kind of white-eyed wolf is this!

Gu Zhien was so angry that wrinkles formed on his forehead because of his seniority: "A dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know a good heart. It's really good intentions that don't get rewarded..."

Qiao Yaozu leaned on the sofa and closed his eyes, his voice was a little vague: "Well, my retribution is you."

Gu Zhien couldn't hear clearly, when Qiao Yaozu was drunk, he babbled: "Do you want another glass of honey water?"

"No, let me squint back." Almost as soon as the words fell, the man fell asleep.

Gu Zhien had no choice but to go back to the room and get a blanket to cover the bed, and turned up the air conditioner a few degrees, then sat by the side to sober up the drunk while listening to idols sing, the more he listened, the more his heart swayed, and he sent a message A circle of friends that can be seen in groups: My idol is milky and flirtatious, and today is another day when I want to sleep with my idol.

It is estimated that the dark night not only covers up the light of the day, but also stimulates people's animal desires. A lot of wolves are howling in the middle of the night.

Think together, work together.

Thinking together, sleeping together, sleeping together.

Pick a leak, play with me after you sleep.

Take it away, don't make an appointment, the idol is mine, you don't even want to get your hands on it.

Although I have a husband, I'm still greedy for your idol's body, lustful, sleepy.

It's miserable to be your idol, this is a pillow for thousands of people with a pair of jade arms.

Two hours later, Qiao Yaozu woke up and opened his eyes to see Gu Zhien falling asleep on his own, and He Zhijiang's song was playing in Ipai on a loop: "Baby, the taste of cotton candy is very sweet, just like your Smiling face, fascinating, after ten years, do you still remember me? Baby, the taste of green oranges is very sour, just like the days when you were not around, it was all lonely. Ten years in a blink of an eye, how are you doing? Baby, When will you come back?"

Not nice!What kind of words are written and what the hell are they sung!If you really like someone, go after them, and try your best to keep them by your side. Why wait for her to come back by herself? It’s not that she doesn’t have long legs. What if she doesn’t come back?Wait forever?fault!

Qiao Yaozu stretched out his big hand, grabbed the Ipai and shut it down, which made people feel upset.He looked down at Gu Zhien for a long time, and finally picked him up and sent him to bed.As soon as the quilt was covered, I heard a dream: "Brother Jiang, look at me, you are mine..."

Qiao Yaozu pinched Gu Zhien's face forcefully: "Who am I?"

Gu Zhien woke up from the pain when her dream was in full swing, and was furious: "Qiao Yaozu!"

After choking him awake, Qiao Yaozu waved his hand and left.

(End of this chapter)