The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 25
Gu Zhien, who is not afraid of death, answered without any burden: "I don't know! There are a lot of mosquitoes in the living room that have killed people. Do you have toilet water in your room?"

"There is no toilet water, but there is grass ointment on the side of the refrigerator." Qiao Yaozu really took it, there is no one in the world who attracts mosquitoes more than Gu Zhien.

When it comes to Gu Zhien, he feels wronged, his physique is absolutely perfect, what the hell is attracting mosquitoes!If you are capable, you can attract men's love. It would be even better if you can attract idols.

The green herbal ointment felt cool after rubbing it on, and the itching that scratched the heart and lungs finally subsided a little, Gu Zhien felt much more comfortable, and was thinking about investigating the case: "Hey, it depends on whether the mosquitoes in the house bite people or not." Face?" The handsome one doesn't bite: "I never bite you!"

It makes no sense.

Endowed with bold imagination and careful verification, Gu Zhien reasoned again wildly: "There is also a possibility that the mosquitoes in the house are all male, and if they don't bite you, the same sex repels each other?"

Nonsense again.

Qiao Yaozu didn't even bother to answer.

Gu Zhi'en talked for a long time but did not get a response from Qiao Yaozu, so he decided not to sing a one-man show: "Idle is idle, go out for a while, I'll treat you to a coconut."

Qiao Yaozu usually doesn't eat after [-]:[-] p.m. unless he is entertaining or has special circumstances, so he firmly refuses: "No date!"

But Zai Lang's heart is as hard as iron, and he can't stand Gu Zhien's pestering, and finally Qiao Yaozu is dragged out of the house.

It was still very hot at night, and almost as soon as he went out, Gu Zhien was sweating: "Do you think this weather is evil? A person who was only freezing a few degrees yesterday was like a cold bird, but today it soared to [-] degrees." It's more than ten degrees, it's just too annoying." The cold winter mode cuts to the scorching heat in seconds, without even a transition.

"Where is your evil sect, it's fine if you don't sleep in the middle of the night, and you still want to disturb people's dreams!"

"After death, you must sleep forever. Why sleep for a long time when you are alive? Besides, it is only 11 o'clock, and the nightlife of the island citizens has just begun." People come and go on the road, and many people drag their families out to cool off, but more It's a couple in pairs, holding hands intimately, talking and laughing is very sweet, I'm so envious of Gu Zhien, I really want a boyfriend, God, did you hear that?

Qiao Yaozu ignored Gu Zhien's fallacies and strode forward, quickly leaving him behind.

The short-legged Gu Zhien had a hard time chasing him, almost trotting: "You have long legs, slow down, you are walking the dog."

Qiao Yaozu didn't turn his head back, and the night wind blew a sentence: "Tiantian ran much faster than you!"

Does it mean that people are not as good as dogs?Gu Zhien was in a mess.

Think about today's dinner, the sweet beef, or imported filet, more than 9 yuan a slice, and the chicken breast that I ate, the supermarket is doing an event today, 9 yuan and [-] a catty.

It is true that dogs are nobler than people.

There really is no harm in comparison.

Life is harder than a dog's life.

Gu Zhien never thought that he would envy a dog one day!

It was so tragic, Gu Zhien decided to turn his grief into appetite: "Boss, ten skewers of grilled mutton, eight skewers of grilled corn, six skewers of grilled oysters, four skewers of grilled squid, two skewers of leeks, two skewers of peppers, and another piece of tin foil Haibai bean sprouts, spicy!"

Qiao Yaozu couldn't believe it: "Didn't you say drink coconut?"

"Don't say no!" Gu Zhien turned his head and called the boss again: "Two more frozen coconuts, or they are old and not tender."

Qiao Yaozu really felt that the person in front of him was hopeless: "Do you still know that you are losing weight?"

Gu Zhien glared aggressively: "Old Tie, can we not talk about such a heart-wrenching topic at night? Refuse to talk!"

"Do you think that being an ostrich won't grow meat anymore?" Once the flesh grows, ghosts will cry and howl, and the noisy people's heads will be buzzing. Qiao Yaozu doesn't want to have no peace in the early morning tomorrow.

"No matter! Eat enough to lose weight! If you don't eat enough, you won't have the strength to lose weight! Besides, you see, what I call are low-fat and not easy to grow meat. Corn is a coarse grain, leeks and peppers are vegetables, and seafood and mutton are all high-quality protein... ..." In this way, if you eat it, you don't eat it. Gu Zhien thinks that you can have another stinky tofu. I haven't eaten it for a long time, and I want to eat it.But this one is not as good as the one at Haida South Gate, next time I will eat there.

Qiao Yaozu hit the nail on the head: "Deceive yourself! Self-control is a good thing, you deserve it."

Every time he strikes with precision and keeps people from dying, Gu Zhien takes a big sip of coconut water before suppressing the fire, and says very seriously: "Qiao Yaozu, do you know that good men never talk too much?" !"

Very good, Qiao Yaozu finally shut up, the world is clean, just as the boss brought all the food, let's start eating.

The kebabs are really addictive, and you can't stop eating.

It's a pity that I want to eat too much, my stomach is too small, and there is a lot left to eat. In order not to waste it, Gu Zhien strongly recommends: "It's delicious, Qiao Yaozu, don't you really want to try it?"

"Thank you!" Joe Yaozu is an exception to be able to drink a coconut: "Barbecue contains carcinogens, don't you know?"

Talk about health again!Gu Zhien didn't give up even an inch to let people have some fun in life: "Drinking alcohol is also harmful to your health, why don't you drink it!"

Qiao Yaozu patiently analyzed: "I'm entertaining! I can't shirk my work needs! What are you doing? It's to satisfy the desire of the tongue, and it's completely controllable! Do you think it's comparable?..."

After listening to the long lecture, Gu Zhien almost felt that he was worthless, and raised his hand in surrender: "I was wrong, don't read it anymore." Tang Seng was not so good at reciting scriptures.

Very good, children can teach!Qiao Yaozu nodded in satisfaction: "If you know your mistakes, you have to correct them."

It's impossible to change it. It's more fun to play skewers, and I will come again next time.But Gu Zhien learned to be smart, but he didn't say it out loud.

In fact, Qiao Yaozu also knows that Gu Zhien has always been quick to admit his mistakes, but he will not change his mind and commit the next time. He just doesn’t care about her. Can't help but criticize: "You can't finish it after ordering so much, waste is not waste! How big is the bowl in your hands, how much rice you eat, how much you eat, and how much you eat. This is common sense. You have learned that every grain is hard work, so you should know that it is shameful to waste food, and you will be struck by lightning!"

If you want to be so ruthless, you can't listen anymore, otherwise you might die without a whole body. Gu Zhien is very cautious: "Qiao Yaozu, do you know? Only sweet-mouthed men are attractive." Besides, at that time, I was so hungry that I panicked. , I always feel like I can swallow a cow.

Immediately, Qiao Yaozu yelled back: "I need your love!"

Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !Once again, I remind myself not to forget that this is the second generation of demolition that everyone loves.

After paying the bill, Qiao Yaozu said with a stinky face, "Let's go, let's have a snack."

Gu Zhien followed behind with his chubby belly in his arms, moving away step by step like a mullet crawling, really panicked.

Seeing this, Qiao Yaozu commented: "Ask for trouble!"

(End of this chapter)