The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 12 Don't Play Stupid
Dad: Listen to your mother.

Brother: Kindly remind the star chasing girl, don't be a dog licker, you will get nothing in the end.

Auntie: It’s cold, so you must wear long johns, otherwise you will get cold legs when you get older.

Cousin Chen Jiayuan: That is also my idol, you don't want to destroy him, I won't allow it.

Little friend Hu Honghui: Zhien, we need to be generous as a woman, 20 catties is too little, sister lends you 20 catties, we have plenty of meat, so don’t be stingy.We can't beat people with money, but we are afraid of people with meat!Throw it, smash it hard, smash it mighty and domineering, my sister has a lot of flesh on her body, enough!

Supervisor Huang: Is it enough?If it is not enough, I can borrow 20 catties, no need to pay back, no thanks.

Sister Xie from the office; I will give you 40 catties, and I will change into two long johns for me to wear in turn.

Old classmate Su Taohua: It's miserable being your idol.

Gu Zhien is very unconvinced, what is so miserable, I have always felt that He Zhijiang is too thin, and it is just right to grow 20 catties of meat, and the weather on the island this year is a bit wicked, and the winter is so cold that it has dropped to 3 degrees for the first time, which is exactly what I need When wearing long johns, my mother from thousands of miles away talked about wearing long johns many times.

Of course it is impossible to wear it, how can a little fairy wear long johns!So Gu Zhien went out to carry bricks in the cold wind, beautiful and cold.Just about to start the car, I received a notification from the traffic police detachment: the traffic technology monitoring equipment recorded the illegal behavior of motor vehicles violating the prohibition line instructions.

It was a bolt from the blue, 3 points gone, and 1 point left.It's so scary that I dare not drive, after all, it is difficult to get a driver's license.Gu Zhien went to squeeze the bus obediently, but what was annoying was that she didn't get on the bus after being squeezed twice. It's really useless. This fat body is no less than people, so why can't I squeeze it!

Looking at the sea of ​​people in front of him, I really didn't have the confidence to squeeze in the next trip. Gu Zhien gritted his teeth and gave up. Let's take Didi, or it won't be worthwhile if you lose the perfect attendance award if you are late.

Didi car drivers during the morning rush hour are as popular as Tang Seng Rou. After calling for a long time, no one took the order. Gu Zhien was so anxious that the top of Gu Zhien’s head was about to emit smoke. Land Rover stopped: "What are you doing standing here? Drinking northwest wind?"

"Boss, please do me a favor, shall I give you a ride?" In order to get a ride, Gu Zhien squeezed her throat deliberately, her voice was very small and gentle.

The pretentiousness almost made Qiao Yaozu spit out the overnight meal: "You think you are in the Paramount in Shanghai, get in the car quickly, there is no parking here."

Although the words are not pleasant to listen to, but at least let him get in the car, right?The Jin Qin Award was saved, and Gu Zhien was so happy that he flew up: "Little friend, what are you doing, you look like a fool. I asked, why, you didn't answer. You said that you love me, is it true or not, tell me clearly , make it clear, don't pretend to be stupid..."

No one sang on the tune, like ghosts crying and wolves howling, Qiao Yaozu couldn't bear it anymore: "Shut up."

Gu Zhien immediately felt refreshed when the revenge was avenged. Let you say that I am a salesman from Paramount, and I will sing to you: "Little enemy, listen to me, alas. Big eyes, Look at me and blink. I am so angry that I turn around and go home..."

"If you sing one more sentence, get off the car!" Qiao Yaozu was best at attacking effectively.

Very good, this threat was very lethal and successful, Gu Zhien closed his mouth tightly, not daring to say a word again.

After a while, Qiao Yaozu purified the magic sound in his head: "Why don't you drive your car? Standing on the side of the road as a greenery in cold weather?"

Wearing green clothes is greening, it's like a dog can't spit out ivory!But under the eaves of others, there is nothing to do but bow your head: "I don't have money to cheer."

These words are very inappropriate, Qiao Yaozu frowned tightly: "You only received 5869 yuan in salary a week ago."

Although the dog man didn't say anything, the words "prodigal girls" were clearly written on his face, and Gu Zhien was so angry that his teeth ached: "Didn't you see that, I bought three boxes of meal replacement powder." Alas. , Being a grassroots subordinate has no human rights, and even wages are transparent.

(End of this chapter)