Ballistic Silence of Special Years

Chapter 54 You play a bird!
Before I knew it, it was almost the National Day of the Eleventh.

This is the first holiday that recruits spend in the army.

The recruits have already passed the National Day for more than ten or twenty years in the local area, and the novelty has long since disappeared, but it is the first time to celebrate the National Day in the army.

At any rate, he wore a military uniform. Although he had no chance to go to the battlefield in peacetime, he could still be regarded as a member of the defense of the family and the country.

Therefore, this National Day has an indescribable sacredness in the hearts of every recruit.

In fact, the army is even more tense during the holidays, and the front-line troops automatically enter the third-level combat readiness during the holidays.The most tense of these three levels of combat readiness is the staff of the division headquarters, who activate various combat readiness plans, go to the grassroots to check whether all kinds of combat readiness materials are ready, check people and guns, and ensure that they can be pulled at any time.

For Bing, the feeling is not so tense.

The most obvious change is that there is no need to fold the housework. When I get up in the morning, I pack up the quilt and accompanying materials, put them all in the backpack and lean against the head of the bed. Once there, one can board a vehicle and set off for the front line.

In addition, the waiters during the festival must be on air defense alert, and the on-duty firepower of each regiment and battalion company must be in place to prevent any accidents.

In addition, the division headquarters will also send staff officers to conduct spot checks on the regiments, battalions and companies below.

What is random inspection?

Just drive a jeep to pick a unit without prior notice, drive into the camp area, and when you get off the car, you will be given an emergency assembly call, and you will check the time with a watch to see if all can be assembled within the scheduled time.

Veterans have long been accustomed to the festivals of the army, let alone the new barracks. Generally, such units are rarely spot-checked, so they are more at ease.

Don't worry, don't worry, you can't be careless about what you explain.

No one can guarantee that the staff of the division will not suddenly twitch that tendon, drive to the new barracks, and give everyone an emergency assembly to celebrate.

Of course, apart from the tense atmosphere, the most pleasing thing is that there is no need for high-intensity physical training for these three days. I just go out for exercises and walk in the queue every day. After running a three-kilometer activity, I brush my teeth and wash my face. I stay in the camp all day long. to rest.

For recruits who have undergone more than 20 days of physical training, various periostitis, sprains, sprains, or physical exhaustion, it is simply the existence of amnesty.

Everything is ready, the next step is to eat.

For most of the young men in their [-]s and [-]s in the military camp, who have to undergo high-intensity training and beating every day, nothing is more practical than eating.

Eat well and be full.

This is the most important part of the military festival.

In addition, in order to enliven the atmosphere and appease the recruits' thoughts and emotions, in addition to adding food for three consecutive days, the recruit camp is also preparing to organize barbecues, watching movies and other entertainment programs.

The highlight was the recruits' party organized by the camp on the night of the 1st. It was said that each class had to prepare a program, anyway, it was to showcase individual talents, poetry recitation, martial arts, magic...

Wu Yi informed the recruits in the class to report to the program, and Zhang Jian was the only one in the class.

What he reported was the capture fist.

Because everyone has learned military boxing, and there is nothing new in playing military boxing. The scouts learned the capture boxing. When Zhang Jian was at home, he was thrown by his father to teach the team. He learned it from the scout squad leader. It coincided with the National Day celebration. You can show off your skills, but of course you can't miss this good opportunity.

Wu Yi went to ask Li Zheng, what program did you apply for?
Li Zheng was in a dilemma.

Because his parents left early, he didn't have the opportunity to take any extracurricular classes at all, so naturally he didn't have much talent to perform.

So I asked Wu Yi, the squad leader, why don't I pick a case and give you a "Criminal Law" class?
Wu Yi was in trouble.

Give the "Criminal Law" class to the recruits?

No matter how it sounds, it's a bit strange.

Li Zheng said: "Criminal law is actually very interesting. My criminal law teacher's surname is Luo. His lecture corridors are crowded with people, and it is hard to find one."

Wu Yi thought about it, and thought it would be okay, so he said, let me take a look after preparing the class, and don't talk nonsense.

After registering at Li Zheng's side, Fatty Wei took the initiative to come over and ask, monitor, what kind of program will be performed on National Day?
Wu Yi squinted at Fatty Wei, who had been darkened seven degrees, and asked tentatively, "What talents do you know? You can't tell!"

Fatty Wei tilted his head and thought about it, "I can climb a dragon boat!"

There are black lines all over Wu Yi's forehead, saying yes, it's good.

Fatty Wei said happily: "Squad leader, do you feel good too?!"

Wu Yi patted Fatty Wei on the shoulder in a comforting tone, and said earnestly: "Guoxing, there is a river beside our comprehensive shooting range, why don't you go and see if you can row dragon boats there? Let's talk about it." , our army does not have this dragon boat, do you want an assault boat?"

Fatty Wei heard that Wu Yi was teasing himself, so he sneered, and suddenly had an idea and said: "Squad leader, I can't perform the dragon boat show, but I can tell jokes to everyone, and I am very good at telling jokes! I used to go to bars, as long as I tell jokes, The girls next to me will be laughing like crazy."

When Wu Yi heard that Fatty Wei could tell jokes, he really got a little excited, but he didn't trust Fatty Wei who was always unreliable, so he wanted to inspect the goods in advance, so he said: "Okay, it's good to tell jokes, it can make people laugh It's the ability. Then tell me a joke and let me hear it."

Fatty Wei turned his small eyes, and the joke came as soon as it came out: "Let's meet the occasion, let's tell a joke about the festival. It is said that one day a little boy of how old came into the pharmacy, and the clerk asked him what medicine he wanted to buy? The child said , Uncle, I want to buy a condom. The two clerks looked at each other, but then I thought about it, children are all precocious now, and the family education model is different. Maybe this is the habit at home, and it is not unusual for children to help buy condoms. So I quickly brought a condom to the child, the child took it and tore open the package, took out the condom to support the rubber ring to try the feel, and slapped it on his head..."

"The two clerks were shocked when they saw this, and asked you what you are doing! The child answered calmly. This year's June [-]st, the teacher said that everyone should prepare a show. I will ask the teacher what I will do on June [-]st? Teacher Tell me, you act like a dick!"

After Fatty Wei finished his joke, the surroundings were quiet, and everyone's mouths became O-shaped.

"Hahahaha!"

Fatty Wei smiled.

But he was the only one in the row room laughing.

After a brief silence, the class leader Wu Yi suddenly pointed to the door, and said one word to Fatty Wei in an unquestionable tone - "Get lost!"

Afterwards, Fatty Wei expressed strong doubts about the squad leader's aesthetic standards, saying that they were old-fashioned bumps on unearthed cultural relics, and when I told jokes at home, no one would not laugh.

Li Zheng held back his smile and comforted him, saying that you are too talented, it’s not that you’re not good, it’s that the squad leader is ignorant, but your joke is too violent, I guess you will go to the stage to tell it, and it’s not that you were fined five kilometers after the speech, it’s Wu Yi The squad leader also wanted to run for a penalty.

Fatty Wei stared at Li Zheng for a long time with a pair of black beans, and finally found the answer on the latter's face, and finally said disdainfully: "Cut!"

　Ask for tickets, ask for collections!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)