Lingxian Zhenjun

Chapter 25

creak... creak...

The shaft of the car ran over the potholes, and while shaking, the woman with the jade hairpin leaned against the ragged old man, and was pushed a bit, her forehead hit the wooden board with a 'bang'.

A slight pain came, and the long eyelashes trembled. The woman slowly opened her eyes and looked at the puppets of different shapes hanging from above. Fortunately, he supported himself with his hands, so he sat aside.

When she touched the Yuqing sword, she felt a little relieved, and she was letting out a deep breath, as if someone was looking at her.

Head tilted.

An old man with disheveled hair and gray beard approached her, squinting his eyes and looking up and down with a serious expression.

"Girl, you look so handsome, do you have a lover?"

"??"

The woman's expression was slightly startled, and she shrank back. Even though she knew that the old man in front of her was a little crazy, she still spoke politely.

"Senior...why do you ask me like that?"

The old man looked solemn, opened his fingers, counted, and sang: "Girl, you look beautiful, tsk tsk, I have never seen such a beautiful, small nose, small mouth, red and so pretty... ...The eyes seem to be able to talk, but they are a little cold, but it's okay, my apprentice likes you... See if there is a handsome man driving a car outside, then he is an old man's disciple, isn't it good? His name is Chen Yuan... "

"senior……"

Rao is cold-tempered, and her skin is a bit thin after all, the woman looked embarrassed and a little ugly when the old man said that, but when she heard the word 'Chen Yuan', she froze for a moment.

"Senior, isn't your apprentice named Zhang Fei?"

"Zhang Fei, what a bad name... Let me think about it." The crazy old man rubbed his messy hair, suddenly patted the top of his head, and kicked a shrine not far away with his foot, "Zhang Fei is inside, and the long black hair It’s just a few pulls.”

As he spoke, he reached out to take out the puppet placed inside. The leopard head with ring eyes, thick beard pasted with pig hair, staring at a pair of tiger eyes, fixedly stared at the crazy old man and the woman in front of him, as if he was about to come alive Generally, entrenched with a fierce spirit.

"Senior... put it back first."

The woman seemed to sense something, and hurriedly stopped it.Unexpectedly, the crazy old man didn't take it seriously, "...It's fun to come out, but the old man's apprentice said that it will take a long time to come out."

The puppet... The woman looked at the wood carving in the hands of the old man, and remembered that her junior brother was directly knocked into the air by the opponent yesterday, and his senior brother was also beaten so helplessly.

People who clearly practice martial arts are only practicing Qi, so why do the gods and monsters invited know how to master martial arts by themselves?
She looked suspiciously at the back of the driver in front of her. At this time, Chen Yuan also knew that the woman in the car had woken up. She naturally heard what the master said to the other party before, so she turned her head and smiled at her to break the embarrassment.

"Don't move around in the car, there is a town ahead, go and buy something to eat."

It was almost noon, only more than 20 miles away from Qingshan County, and it happened that there was a market in the town. Chen Yuan parked the ox cart at the roadside of the town, went to buy some noodles, and bought a pen and cinnabar along the way.

Asking the fat Taoist sitting side by side to take out a few blank talisman papers, Chen Yuan poured clear water, and while eating the noodle cake, stirred the cinnabar evenly, dipped the nib into the bowl, and dropped the blank yellow talisman.

According to the two stories in "Miscellaneous Suspicions of Huangchuan", he recited the formula shown on it, and drew two talismans with the image of the talisman, but unfortunately the drawing was crooked, so ugly that the fat Taoist couldn't help complaining.

"This handwriting looks like an earthworm crawling over it."

"Don't talk too much."

Chen Yuan took a bite of the dough cake, held her breath and concentrated on holding the pen again, and slowly sketched stroke by stroke with magic power, and then made it.

"Get in the car and sit still."

The crazy old man and the fat Taoist didn't know what Chen Yuan was going to do, so they sat up and held on tight, and saw Chen Yuan shake the reins, urging the old cow to pull the cart, and the talisman in his hand flew out and stuck to the cow's butt .

Pinch out the finger tips and follow the talisman paper a little bit.

"disease!"

The old cow turned his head and blinked his eyes. Immediately, the bull's eyes were stunned emotionally, and he grinned his thick lips: "Moo--", his tail turned up instantly, and he unconsciously spread his hooves and ran .

next moment.

Chen Yuan held another talisman with her fingertips, and as she muttered, flames ignited with a bang, and ashes flew into the sky, the bullock carts running wildly seemed to disappear from the eyes of passing merchants and travelers, passing by as usual .

It was just the smoke and dust that was rolled up, confusing the people around, and there was even a long series of heart-piercing shouts that gradually faded away with the drifting dust and smoke.

……

tata tao~~
bang bang bang --

"Hurry up...too fast...ahah..." The fat Taoist hugged the pillar, his hair was blowing in the wind, and he had one leg out of the car, and the wind could hardly open his eyes, "Master... ...Do you want to be in such a hurry..."

"Hurry up and go back to Funiu Town, or it will be dark in Qingshan County."

The words drifted away in the wind, Chen Yuan held the reins tightly, her toes were curled tightly inside the shoes, and the bumpy road made him heave and fall on the car.

The crazy old man in the car grabbed Zhang Fei's wooden sculpture and lay on the back of the car, clutching the puppet and yelling excitedly.The woman in the middle pursed her lips tightly, and her hands were also firmly grasping the wooden boards piled up in the car. Occasionally, the silver ingots that came out from below hit her face, and her cheeks suddenly bulged, a little annoyed.

Fortunately, Chen Yuan's cultivation was superficial, and the magic power poured into the talisman paper would not last long. She barely passed Qingshan County and turned south to Funiu Town.

It was about seven miles away from the town, and it gradually slowed down just now. After a while, the ox cart stopped by the roadside, and the fat Taoist jumped out of the cart to rush to the weeds and vomited loudly.

The crazy old man was fine, but after getting out of the car, he walked upside down, as if he had been drunk.

Old Newman stamped his hooves, looked down at the cow's hooves, and wondered why he couldn't get up soon.

"It seems that this spell, it is better to use it after you are proficient..."

Chen Yuan used this kind of spell for the first time, thinking that she could control it, but she didn't know how to withdraw it after pasting it, and ran all the way down, feeling that her internal organs were all upside down.

"You know a lot of spells... you just use them indiscriminately..."

The woman got out of the car, looked at Chen Yuan with a cold expression, then turned around, covered her mouth and rushed to the weeds by the side of the road.

"Your Yujian is faster than this... still dizzy?"

"Yujian... at least not upside down." The woman looked at the insects climbing in Kusama and replied angrily. She had outstanding aptitude in the mountain gate. When she was in the gate, she had traveled far and traveled, and she had never been in such a mess like today.

The wind swayed the grass, she wiped the corners of her mouth, and slowly got up. In the bright sunshine, the man named Chen Yuan helped the crazy old man back to the car, and went to the fat Taoist priest to pat him on the back. Talking and laughing and playing around, when he looked over, he even waved her to get in the car.

Everything he showed was indeed not like a cultivator.

She pulled the blue hair dancing in the wind to her ears, looking at the man who greeted her and thinking.

The breeze blew across the fields, and the cicadas sang softly at the foot of the mountain. The woman walked towards the carriage with a white skirt, still with a calm expression, got into the carriage, and followed the slowly shaking ox cart, along the winding mountain road.

When we arrived at Funiu Town, it was already afternoon, and the hills to the west were showing a dim yellow.

Just like when I left before, the paved stone street in Huangyan, the low and dilapidated houses, the banners with the word "wine" hanging lifelessly in the sunset, the shop guy sitting on the threshold, beating his head bit by bit Drowsy; the Orion in the mountains stood on the side of the street with a bow and knife on his back, selling freshly peeled wolf skins; there were also passers-by who saw the approaching ox cart and greeted Chen Yuan familiarly.

Chen Yuan also responded one by one, and asked Zhao's class if they were performing right now.

"It's still there, but the business is no longer good. I've been watching those shows for a long time, and it's not very interesting. Now that Brother Chen is back, I might as well write some stories... Sell it to old man Zhao."

"I came back this time for this purpose."

Chen Yuan thanked the other party, and drove the ox cart to the place where Zhao's class performed before, which was in the open space behind the row of houses on the right.In the past, the gongs and suonas were ringing, but there were few people in the open stands.

The bullock cart stopped outside, and a young man sitting not far from the stage raised his eyes. Seeing the figure coming down, he immediately sat down on the ground and hurried to the back hall.

"Master! Head teacher!"

"It's terrible—"

The young man rushed into the back hall impatiently, knocked down a person, and ran straight inside when he was able to help him.

At this time, the old man Zhao who was carving woodcarvings shook his hands when he heard what his apprentice said, and the woodcarvings fell to the ground.

(End of this chapter)