Wearing the cannon fodder little koi in the imperial examination essay

Chapter 78

Zhou Caihua was angrily preparing to firmly refuse, but in the end, Yu Su used his magical powers, pitifully, looked at him with a sticky look, and blinked at him as if his eyes were cramp, let alone, looking weird It hurts! (Yu Su, she's just acting cute, okay?)
What's even more exaggerated is that this stinky girl has a set of tricks in her mouth, and she almost couldn't find the southeast, northwest and coaxing herself.

What, "Grandma, the best grandma, the best grandma in the world, let me help you share the burden, you are so old, I don't want you to suffer..."

Emma, ​​why did her heart suddenly soften into a mess?

Knowing that the smelly girl is a disservice;
Obviously, I can't wait to educate her well;
Obviously, I should hate this stinky girl who is taking up my money?

How could you soften your heart?
This smelly girl is indeed poisonous!

Zhou Caihua never admits it, but in fact, deep down, she still eats this rainbow fart.

Facing Yu Su's crampy soft eyes, and this powerful rainbow fart...

Zhou Caihua muttered, but in the end she couldn't bear to refuse, so she could only try her best not to look at Yu Su's big talking eyes, and waved her hand uncontrollably.

"It's over, don't be a grandma who is long and a grandma who is short, you just know how to talk nicely to coax people, what can you do, the first place to eat! Forget it, you can just take Erlang's share.", even if it was careless It's ruined, that's why that brat Erlang didn't have anything to eat.

At that time, no matter how raped or vicious the brat is, he can't do anything about it, and he didn't do it himself, so if he wants to blame it, he can blame it on himself.

Zhou Caihua thought about it like a bachelor, looking at Yu Su's cheering and bouncing figure, her eyes flashed with complexity, but she didn't see Song Xiahe behind the stove, who didn't seem to know her mother-in-law, who looked like she had seen a ghost Surprised eyes.

Zhou Caihua was so comfortable being flattered, she was smiling clearly, and she was still cursing and scolding, "I don't worry about one or two, hurry up and don't pack the food, we're going to deliver the food , can’t make the hardworking people wait in a hurry.”

Yu Su, who just found a small back basket and packed the love-recorded bean soup that he had made privately, stretched out his hand to the special big bowl.

"Grandma, we haven't eaten yet."

Zhou Caihua fell ill again, and tried to repeat the same trick, "We will eat when we come back."

Yu Su...

"No, my stomach is empty after I haven't eaten. I'm tired and can't walk! Besides, Grandma, you are too old to not care about your body. If you are always starving or sick What should I do? You have to know, after all, with the peeing habits of the aunt, stepmother, and third aunt, they are all bad on weekdays. They only know to reach out and ask you for food and drink, and get angry with you when they have nothing to do, and they always love you. You are sure that you can count on them to serve you? Instead of abusing you? Grandma, the body is the capital of the revolution, we should eat first."

This rainbow fart, played by this caring baby, did not forget to insinuate.

Yu Su also understood this old lady well. Being stingy is stingy, being bad is really bad, and being bad-mouthed, but the bad thing is the bad thing. She is timid, and the bad is not thorough enough, greedy and not courageous. .

It's like trying to steal the bottom of your own box, but... Anyway, in Su's opinion, this old lady is not only stingy, but also has a second point. She is stupid, easy to be provoked, and even more likely to be coaxed by others without finding it. north.

Yu Su is really right, isn't Zhou Caihua stupid!

If she wasn't stupid, how could she be coaxed by Yu Su with a few nice words, just like Song Xinglin was coaxed by a rabbit fur vest when they met each other?
While the old lady was in a daze, Yu Su made a decisive move, grabbed the Sanhai bowl, and planned to fill up the rest of the rice in the rice bowl, but just as soon as he started, Zhou Caihua came to his senses and rushed over.

Yu Su hurriedly took the opportunity to move the two bowls of solid rice between himself and his sister, avoiding the old lady who jumped up, tried to step on his feet, and put the leftovers in the rice bowl into the last bowl with all his strength. , While pretending, she also flirted with Zhou Caihua.

"Grandmother, don't worry. Look, I'm serving you a meal. Don't worry, don't worry. My sister and I are filial. We don't eat much. The rest of the donuts are your old ones. I'll give you all. Here you go, don't rush..."

However, Zhou Caihua was so annoyed by Yu Su's actions of serving rice again and again, her voice broke out.

"Ah, my old lady's white rice is too much to eat... you dead girl, put it down quickly, put it down, I don't need you...".

Poor Fan Zhenzi's rice, she was afraid that the old man and Dabaosun would not have enough to eat, so she kept a portion secretly, and now she is all divided, wouldn't she be heartbroken?

Quickly rushing over to snatch the rice spoon, Zhou Caihua hugged the warm fan Zhenzi, and hurriedly chased Yu Su away.

And what about Yu Su? The food is already in hand, so she won't continue to confront her.

The enemy advances and we retreat, and seeing the old lady go away protecting Fan Zhenzi, Yu Su rolled his eyes, turned around and came to the stove, lifted the lid of the pot, and took out the rice bowl with the speed of lightning. At an even faster speed, he greeted Song Xiahe, and went straight up with the spatula.

The aunt and sister-in-law have been busy all morning. How can they not know what is in the kitchen and what the old lady is hiding?
Yu Su specially picked up the old lady's heartache.

In order to prevent the old lady from reacting, Yu Su moved quickly and ruthlessly, picking up the meat with sharp eyes and quick hands. The meat came in large pieces, and the spatula was smooth. Give a full shovel first to his sister, and then a full shovel for himself , and specially avoided the small amount of vegetarian dishes in the bowl, the bowls of the two of them couldn't hold it down, so Yu Su sloppily put a shovel into the bowl of the young man.

Thank you grandma for leaving the good meat in the pot, amen.

When Zhou Caihua came to her senses and came back to her senses, she saw that the good meat she left for Da Baosun and the old man had not survived the disaster, so Zhou Caihua, who hid the rice from Yen Zi, ignored her buttocks and cried out in pain rushed over.

"My meat..." Zhou Caihua sprinted over like a hungry tiger, grabbed the evil spoon from Su's claws, pointed at Yu Su's nose, and cursed, "Ah, you two little bastards, how dare you touch my meat? The meat under..."

The old lady's current appearance is completely gone, just now, when she was slapped on the ass by a little flatterer, it was very useful, yes, after all, she is a stingy old lady.

At this moment, Zhou Caihua's mind is full of contempt for her heart-wrenching lard just now.

Damn, just now I was afraid that I had a problem with my brain and the ghost was on my body?Otherwise, why did she think just now that this stinky girl is caring, sensible, sweet-mouthed, and she looks pretty obedient and nice?
This is not bad, she is a little girl, just as annoying as her bossy man!
Facing the furious old lady, Yu Su didn't care, and secretly gave his sister a comforting look, signaling them to eat quickly, otherwise it would be a blessing to be snatched back.

Just like that, the little man's mouth was not idle. While working hard to cook, Yu Su did not forget to chat with the old lady, without fear at all.

She's still acting up.

"Yeah? Grandma, didn't you save the food in the pot for the three of us? Look at the three of us, each of us will share one third. Don't worry, my hands are very accurate. My sister will share two-thirds, and there is still one-third of yours in the pot, which is not missing at all, grandma, it's fair."

Fair your grandma's legs!
Zhou Caihua is so irritable that she is about to go crazy, and what the hell is one-third and two-thirds?

Zhou Caihua, who was confused by anger, just watched the two little girls, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The withered eyeballs rolled, and then came another one that added fuel to the fire.

"Grandma, don't you eat it? Grandma is so good at cooking, I don't even have enough to eat. If you don't eat it, the rest of the pot will be cheaper for me." Yu Su said, wanting to come forward to snatch it again. Spoon off the remaining meat.

Zhou Caihua was irritated by this move, and with a groan, she rushed to the stove, her hands firmly protecting the big iron pot, and she yelled again, "Don't touch my pomelo (meat) )...", Emma, ​​she was so pissed off that she wanted to wash (death) her.

(End of this chapter)