Wearing the cannon fodder little koi in the imperial examination essay

Jin Xiaopang pushed his chubby little body forward, Jin Xiaopang raised his hand and waved Fang Qiu, "Sister Yu, this cake is so delicious, how many do you have? I'll wrap it up and sell it to me." .”

It's like this, it's not good to dislike the things you send to your door, but if others rush to ask for them, they will be very popular.

I didn't plan to buy it at first, but just squeezed here to watch the fun, watch the strange things, take advantage of it by the way, try the free goods, and even smell the good fragrance. quit.

After all, rushing to buy is a good thing, isn't it?
Everyone was annoyed, and they all spoke out in unison to resist Jin Xiaopang who wanted to make a round.

After all, in Tongyang County, they have never seen a business open up and down, from shops to small stalls, and they gave free food to taste, which is a rare thing.

I finally met myself, and the taste of the scholar cake is so fragrant and delicious. Everyone who has tasted it said it was good, but I haven't tasted it yet. How can I ask the little fat man to make it round?
Then they still have to try a fart, they must not!

And sincerely, they can't afford to eat too much, but it's okay to buy two for a couple of pennies and taste it, and it's like eating fresh.

In the end, before it was my turn, someone came to cut me off?The one with the beard cut off or a fat guy with no hair at all?

Everyone quit, and couldn't help expressing their dissatisfaction.

"Hey, little fat man, first come, first served, do you know?"

"That's right, little fat man, don't think that if you dress richly and have money in your hands, you can do whatever you want. Hurry up and queue up!"

"Yes, yes, that's the reason. We are all waiting in line, kid, you don't want to jump in line!"

Seeing that my young master was outraged by the public, the servant quit, and hurriedly stepped forward to protect the master, "Hey, hey, what's the matter with you people? Don't bully my young master, I'm telling you, my young master... ..." blah blah blah blah...

Yu Su looked at the boy who rolled up his sleeves to fight;
Then he looked at Jin Xiaopang, who was protected by the servant with one hand, with a pitiful expression on his face;
Yu Su's heart softened.

That's all, this is someone I know, a friend who has helped me, and most importantly, this is a potential customer with money in his pocket, Yu Su hurriedly stepped forward to comfort Jin Xiaopang.

"Little Fatty, the baked cakes in my family are labor-intensive and time-consuming to make, and the speed is slow. You are rushing to school, and everyone is waiting. It is not easy for us to jump in line. Besides, I still have a lot of pulp in the bucket." My son, you can make cakes that are suitable for all ages. If you want to make round cakes, can you finish it all by yourself? If you can’t finish eating and put down a meal, the taste will not be as fresh and delicious.”

Yu Su thinks that he is very considerate of customers and thinks of God in every way, but Jin Xiaopang doesn't think so, he thinks that Yu Su cares about him, Jin Xiaopang is so happy.

With a wave of his fat hand, he was so proud.

"It's okay, it's okay, sister Yu, don't worry, I'm not alone, I have so many people in my family, I can't count them with a single slap!" Then Yu Su saw this guy and began to snap his fingers, "My grandmother, my parents , and my father's five aunts, as well as the sisters born to the aunts... Well, Sister Yu, even if you bring me another big bucket, I can eat it."

Yu Su Fu'e sighed... What a big family!

Before she could speak again, the little fat man continued on his own: "As for the problem of delaying school and queuing up, sister Yu, you said? That's okay. I'll let my boy go to line up. I'll wrap up when it's my turn." Well, when the time comes, let the servants send you home while it’s hot, without any delay.”

In this case, everyone will be fine, and Sister Yu will not be in trouble.

Yu Su: She was so speechless.

Everyone: You can buy more when it's your turn. Don't let this little fat man take advantage of it. Hmph, it's best when it's his turn. Go and cry!hum!
Everyone's ideas are good, but they can't stand the fact that baked cakes need to be baked for a long time, and Yu Su prepared a lot of berries today.

When it was Jin Xiaopang's turn, there was still half of the barrel left in the bucket, and there was still a full bucket under the cart.

Jin Xiaopang wanted to make a circle, but it turned out that it was time to go to school, and he couldn't play truant, otherwise Master Li's ruler and his father's fried pork with bamboo shoots were not just a joke.

I was so depressed that I didn't want to leave, and I wanted to talk to Sister Xiaoyu again, but unfortunately time was running out, and there was a big fool who kept interrupting the demon.

There's no way, Jin Xiaopang rubbed his hands subconsciously, touched his fat buttocks, thinking about it.

But fortunately, the big fool himself has to go to school with him, and he can't fly away. Seeing the big fool put the iron plate aside, get up and get out of the position he has been occupying all the time, he straightens his clothes and prepares to go to school. Jin Xiaopang instantly became consummated.

He picked up the pack of hot baked cakes that his younger sister Yu had just baked for himself, proudly threw down a silver dime that weighed one or two, Jin Xiaopang still told the servant to continue Line up here, wait for the cake to come out, and take Liangjin home to give the family a taste.

After giving orders to the boy, he felt that he could leave after completing the important task. Pang Jin turned around happily and was about to leave, but in the blink of an eye, he saw behind the small car stall...his younger sister Yu was pretending to be a fool for the big fool, and she couldn't even look at it. Without looking at himself, he was still reluctantly telling the stupid big man this and that, okay, Jin Xiaopang felt so sore, so wronged, so disappointed.

Especially when he saw that stupid big man looking at him with raised eyebrows and provocative eyes, Jin Xiaopang suddenly became indignant, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet angrily, hateful!
However, no matter how hateful the other party is, he still has to go to school.

Jin Xiaopang hugged a bag of cakes, picked up his exquisite little bookcase, glared at Song Xinglin fiercely, and refused to let the servants carry the sliding poles to send him off, anyway, it was only a few steps away and not far away.

In addition, being angry with Song Xinglin, the childish Jin Xiaopang quickened his pace and rushed to the school, thinking that he must be one step ahead of the stupid one.

Song Xinglin was holding a bag of cakes that his little guest had just stuffed for him for breakfast, seeing Jin Xiaopang's provocative eyes, he raised his eyebrows.

For some unknown reason, seeing the little fat man running towards the academy with his arms in his arms, Song Xinglin bid farewell to Yu Su calmly and then followed, surpassing those short fat legs in a short while.

Sensing the movement around him, Jin Xiaopang looked sideways, and it turned out to be a hateful stupid big man chasing him. Jin Xiaopang couldn't get angry, and his short fat legs immediately exerted strength, rattled, raised his head, and closed his eyes. Dash with eyes.

After finally overtaking by a large margin again, just as he was about to be proud, he turned his head and saw that the guy next to him passed him easily with a step of his thigh?

Fatty Jin...Damn it!
He rushes, he rushes, he rushes again, he must not lose.

Song Xinglin raised his eyebrows evilly again.

He rushes, he rushes, he chases again, absolutely can't let the little fat man be complacent.

You come and go, one big and one small secretly fight against each other, and this goes back and forth.

Seeing that the academy is right in front of you, and being surpassed time and time again, looking at the calm and malicious-looking stupid big man beside him, touching his short, sore and swollen legs, and seeing the hateful stupid big man next to him With such long legs, look at the distance I was left behind...

Jin Xiaopang, who felt that his head was not enough, finally couldn't help it anymore, the suppressed tears burst out instantly from the corner of his eyes, his fat hand pointed at Song Xinglin and howled angrily, "Damn it, you are bullying people, stupid!"

Song Xinglin turned his head and shrugged his shoulders at Jin Xiaopang, who had a sad and accusatory face. This guy didn't say a word, but cast a leering glance at Jin Xiaopang, cast a provocative look, and stepped into the gate of the academy.

Jin Xiaopang was dumbfounded... He, he, he went in like this, went in, went, went?
Damn, it's so damn bad!

Poor Jin Xiaopang was just crying silently, but under the blow of this kick, he went from silent tears to bursting into tears. The little fat man rushed into the academy with the cake in his arms.

Yu Su, who had been paying attention to his little husband-in-law and watched him enter the school, couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene.

That little fat man, I'm afraid he was wronged a lot, right?

It's also his own little husband who is hateful, how can he bully the children like this?

I really don't understand the men, oh no, it's this kind of silly fight between the boys, what's the reason, isn't it just who comes first and who arrives last?What's the comparison?

And the same is true for the young man, he doesn't look at how old he is anymore, since he is still serious with an eight or nine-year-old child, it seems that he is getting younger and younger, the more he lives, the more he goes back, he seems to have messed with his VIP clients, Cry old miserably.

But at the moment, she can't take care of these things, she has to bake cakes quickly, after all, VIP Xiaopang left a tael of silver just to buy her two catties of cakes.

Yu Su looked at the boy in front of him and smiled eagerly, "My guest, please wait a moment, the cake will be ready soon."

The servant who was greeted, people's attention is not on her at all, okay?

Noticing that his young master ran into the academy crying, the boy was in a hurry, how could he care about whether it was good or not, he was full of worry, and was trying to visit the academy on tiptoe.

If it weren't for knowing that Mrs. Li has strict rules, and that the servants are not allowed to enter the academy to serve at all, and the family is not allowed to be overly concerned about the young master's situation in the academy, I wish I could rush up right now, hold my young master, greet him and cry together.

Fatty Jin, who is being missed by the servant all the time...

The talent howled into the academy, but before entering the school building, Jin Xiaopang was surrounded by a group of followers, and everyone looked at him and talked about him.

"Boss, why are you crying?"

"Boss, are you okay?"

"Who is the boss who bullied you?"

Jin Xiaopang is such a face-saving person, he is still the boss!
Although this group of hateful guys had sympathized with that stupid big man and played against him before, who made him the boss.

As the boss, he naturally can't argue with his ignorant subordinates, not to mention the embarrassing loss of a secret rivalry just now, so there is nothing to say.

Jin Xiaopang resolutely plugged his tears, and yelled, "Who is crying? Who is crying? I am the boss. I have always been the only one who deceives others. No one has ever deceived me. Hmph!"

The friends don't believe it.

"Is that so boss?"

"Ha ha……"

When Jin Xiaopang saw a group of people with suspicious and distrustful attitudes, he choked in his heart, so angry.

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the majesty of being the boss cannot be lost!

In order not to let a group of younger brothers see his true face clearly, ah bah, for the sake of his dignity as the boss, Jin Xiaopang quickly changed the subject.

Resolutely opened the bag of cakes that was still tightly held in his arms, and the aroma spread out in an instant. The little guys who had looked suspicious just now widened their eyes, exclaimed, and All kinds of admiration, surprise, and the sound of breathing.

"Wow, it smells so good!"

"Boss, what is this?"

"Boss, did you buy this for us to eat?"

Jin Xiaopang coughed, sorted out his mood, and nodded reservedly, "Well, I bought it for you."

All the children were ecstatic and clapped their hands happily.

Some yelled, "Oh, this smell is so familiar! By the way, when I came to the school, I also smelled this smell on the street. I heard it was a fresh cake. Oh, the aroma , It’s not built, but it’s a pity that I don’t have money, and this cake is expensive. I was thinking, when I come to school tomorrow, I must ask my mother for two dollars to taste it, but the boss gave it We bought it, we really deserve to be our boss!"

One said, "Yes, yes, the boss is mighty, the boss is mighty! I also smelled this smell this morning, and I was curious. This cake must be delicious. I will try it, I will try it."

"I'll try it too, I'll try it too."

"I want it too, I want it too..."

"Sun Xiaomao, stop, why are you eating and taking so much! Leave me two..."

Looking at a group of younger brothers fighting around a bag of cakes, Jin Xiaopang subconsciously licked his lips and touched his empty stomach, his eyes were full of reluctance.

He hasn't even eaten it himself yet. A pack of cakes weighing one catty, he originally planned to eat half of it himself, and share the rest with his younger brothers, but in the end...

Forget it, as the boss, he should be more magnanimous, anyway, he still let the boy wait at Sister Yu's place, and he wanted to bring two catties home, presumably because of the love his grandmother and mother had for him, Knowing that you like to eat, you must keep it for yourself, right?
It's the same when he goes home to eat again, Jin Xiaopang thought.

Kim's...

The little boy who was worried about him wandered around outside the academy for a long time, until the sound of Lang Lang's reading could be heard in the academy next to the wall, and he returned to Yu Su's small booth three times a step at a time, hugging Go back with two catties of pastries.

As soon as he got home, the servant took the cakes that the young master gave to the woman in charge. Naturally, the old woman didn't dare to neglect it. After all, it was her own young master's order. Naturally, she quickly took the pastries before the meal was served in the house in the morning. The exquisite plates were packed and sent to the upper room.

Jin's mother is also Jin Xiaopang's own mother, the head wife of the Jin family, when she saw the servant girl serving it, she said it was a filial gift from her own son, Madam Jin smiled softly, and raised her hand to give orders when she thought of something.

"Come on, since this is my son's wish, it's natural for the whole family to taste it, Bi Liu, take the twisted gold thread Duo Fu Duo sub plate from my private storage, and send it to the dining room later. Let the whole family try it."

Regardless of the large population of the Jin family, the whole family always gathers for meals. Of course, except for the money needed to go to school and the early school, everyone else is obedient except for the aunts who can’t go to the table. Honestly waiting for the meal.

It's the same today, my son is not here, so breakfast is still served.

When I arrived, my aunt had already arrived with the concubines' daughters, and she went up and sat on the right hand of the main seat, leaving the main seat of her own man and the honorary seat on the left hand to the mother-in-law.

Not many times, my own man will come with the support of my mother-in-law, and have breakfast and a banquet.

Mrs. Jin didn't look at the first nest of quail-like concubines, she just grabbed the serving chopsticks herself, and gave her mother-in-law and husband a piece of cake that looked happy and lovely.

"Mother, husband, this is the fresh food that Duo'er encountered when he went to school early in the morning. The child is filial and misses the elders. No, I bought some eagerly and took it home to honor my mother and husband. Try it."

Hearing that it was the wish of Du Miao Miao at home, Mrs. Jin laughed, cracked her gaping teeth, and nodded repeatedly to express that she wanted to try it.

Even the fat and majestic Mr. Jin nodded his head, raised his chopsticks to pick it up and tasted it. After tasting it, he was instantly overwhelmed by the unique taste and aroma of baked cakes just like Mrs. Jin.

Especially Mrs. Jin, nodding her head again and again to taste, "Yeah, it's rare that my grandson and grandson are filial, and this cake tastes really good. I, an old lady with no teeth, can eat it without any effort. It's so soft and delicious. , My eldest grandson has a heart, a heart, hehehe..."

Hearing what the old lady said, Master Jin said without further ado: "Since mother eats well and doesn't waste her teeth, I will give all this cake to mother."

Mr. Jin looked at his wife as he spoke, and seeing Mrs. Jin smiling and nodding, Mr. Jin was very satisfied, and then continued to speak under his mother's loving eyes, "Mother, if you eat this cake, it will be good when you start tomorrow, and my son will eat it." Send someone to buy it for your mother."

Mrs. Jin was delighted with her son's filial piety, and also felt that this cake was so rare that it suited her own appetite, so naturally there was nothing wrong with it, and she thanked my son with a smile.

This scene of loving mother and filial piety made most of the concubines at the table secretly look at the so-called fresh cake on the table. They also felt itchy and wanted to taste it.

It's a pity that, with the aunt in the room, the father also sent all the words to the grandmother. As concubines and daughters, they naturally dare not stretch their chopsticks recklessly.

But it doesn't matter, no matter how precious the Jin family's son is, they are not too harsh on their daughter. They all have monthly money. tasted.

What Yu Su didn't expect was that he was about to welcome a large wave of rich potential clients.

What Jin Xiaopang didn't expect was that after school at noon, he wanted to find Sister Yu again, and buy some delicious ones by the way, but he never expected that Sister Yu's business was so good that it was sold out long ago. After school at noon, I let myself run away.

Alas, it seems that I can only go home and taste it. Anyway, I bought a lot in the morning, which is a full two catties!

result……

Jin Xiaopang didn't expect at all, he was full of thoughts, thinking about the pastries that he said he could eat when he went home, and after he went back, he didn't even touch a single hair, and his grandmother took them as snacks for meals. Finished?

Fatty Jin was just... wronged.

The poor child.