Wearing the cannon fodder little koi in the imperial examination essay

Chapter 144 Punish the villain for advertising

This is simply arguing, but you can't say that someone is wrong, after all, you can't stop someone from being self-motivated, right?
Seeing shopkeeper Zhang's expression of refusal to admit defeat, Patriarch Li and the others shook their heads, wanting to say something more, but Yu Su struggled to move in Patriarch Li's arms.

She patted patriarch Li's dark and bulging arm lightly, and after signaling the other party to put her down, Yu Su raised her head and smiled at him with her gaping teeth.

"Uncle patriarch, don't worry, I will let the other party know what is convincing."

Since she sent it to your door looking for abuse, why is she being polite?
Under the watchful eyes of Song Xingling's four brothers and the people in the Li family village led by the patriarch Li, Yu Su, with his little hands behind his back, walked up to the red-eyed shopkeeper Zhang at a pace that no relatives would recognize.

The little girl deliberately imitated the other party's tune and said.

"Hey, don't say that I don't know how to respect the old and love the young as a child. In this way, seeing that the three questions you asked just now are very simple, I will also give you the three simplest questions. , caring uncle, just listen up."

When this appearance, this posture, and this familiar tone came out, everyone in the room burst into laughter, except Zhang Zhang, who was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and just stared at Yu Su angrily, telling her to come up with a question quickly. .

Yu Su stopped being polite, and picked up a practice problem casually, um, it was very simple for elementary school students.

That is, after converting according to the time of Dayue, I gave a departure time, and then two cars, one car departed from Baisha Town in Jiadi, at the speed (number of hours) per hour, and the other car departed from Lijiazhai in Yidi. What is the speed per hour, and ask how long it took for the two cars to meet each other.

Shopkeeper Zhang thought hard, holding his abacus for a long time, but couldn't hold back a fart at all.

I can't hold back the simplest ones, so as Yu Su deepened the topic, let the A car in Baisha Town leave for two hours first, and the B car leave later, and asked how long we met, and he became even more numb.

In the end, when car A set off two hours earlier, let car B break down and delay for half an hour, and then asked him how far away the two sides would meet, which made shopkeeper Zhang even more confused.

At this moment, shopkeeper Zhang's eyes, brain, and heart are all about A, B, Baisha Town, Lijiazhai, time, encounter, how many miles... Wait, wait.

Until the end, shopkeeper Zhang spat out a mouthful of blood, and smashed his own calculations in a daze on the spot.

"Too much deception, simply too much deception! This question is completely nonsensical, and your little girl's family is also a bit vicious. You are deceiving me too much, too much!"

Yu Su couldn't help but whistle loudly.

Oh, it’s impossible to figure it out, do you count yourself as a fool?
Song Xinglin saw Zhang's insane appearance, and was afraid that the other party would violently hurt others, so he quickly stepped forward, hugging his proud customer and protecting him tightly.

But Yu Su was not afraid. In order to prove that she was not a fool when she set the question, she even signaled the young man to let go of herself, walked directly to the sandy ground she had just scratched, and took the question from Wang Cen, who was the most clever and quick-sighted. Yu Su grabbed the stick that he had thrown away, and while writing and drawing on the ground, he also muttered words.

"Actually, this question is really simple. We already know the distance from Baisha Town to our Lijiazhai. This is constant, and the speed of car A every hour and the speed of car B every hour, we I know, is it difficult to calculate the distance traveled by the two cars in this way?
Now that you know how far you have traveled and the total distance, is it difficult to figure out where and when the two cars meet?
This is obviously very simple, right?
After calculating the time, the next two questions, as long as the unexpected factors are taken into consideration, can't the answer be calculated by raising your hand?
I really don't know why you want to vomit blood, dear uncle, the answer is obviously very simple..."

After Yu Su despises and evaluates him like a bachelor, he doesn't want to look at this defeated subordinate who has no ability at all, and he is not afraid that he will make trouble again.

Thinking of the patriarch's care for her just now, Yu Su grinned, and simply ran to Patriarch Li's side, first tugged at Patriarch Li's arm, and when the other party looked at her, she showed her face to him. A bright little face.

"Uncle patriarch, settling accounts in a competition is a trivial matter. This is just to prove that although we are small, we are honest people. We are definitely not the kind of people who will bully others with random calculations, and uncle patriarch, look at him..."

Yu Su raised his hand, and decisively pointed at his young husband.

"Uncle patriarch, this is my little husband-in-law, he is amazing, he is a little tiger-fighting hero that even the magistrate of the county has praised!

We are based on honesty and honesty, and we come to Guibao to collect mountain goods, or settle with cash, and we will never be short of money, let alone miscalculated, so the patriarch uncle, and the fathers and villagers of Lijiazhai... "

Turning his eyes, Yu Su looked at Patriarch Li, and then at all the people in the Li Family Village present, and shouted loudly.

"Everyone who has mountain goods, please feel free to sell them to us boldly. The dignified little hero who fights the tiger receives the goods in person, guarantees a fair price, delivers the goods with one hand and pays with the other hand, and his conscience guarantees that he will not deceive others. Why are you hesitating, folks, hurry up! "

Oh open!

"So it's the little tiger-fighting hero? Tsk tsk tsk, no wonder they looked familiar when I saw them just now!"

"Heh, you're an afterthought. You'll be able to talk about it now, why did you go?"

"Tanqianqian, you youngsters, get out of the way, don't worry, we are still waiting to sell goods to buy oil, salt, and flowers!"

"Hahaha, okay, okay, you girls are amazing, we admit defeat, let's get out of the way, why don't we get out of the way, oh, Shannizi, don't do it, oh..."

All of a sudden, the crowd in Lijiazhai burst into laughter, and everyone was so happy that they surrounded Song Xinglin and the four of them in an instant. It was stuffed in the hands of four young men.

This appearance made shopkeeper Zhang vomit blood again.

Not only that, but with the vicious reputation of the Li Family Village, after knowing that Yu Su and Song Xinglin are actually a couple of little tiger-fighting heroes, and after seeing that the shopkeeper of the Dechang is actually such a bullshit, they just sold out the goods. The people who gave the Dechang number turned out to return with their fists raised to grab the goods.

The driver of the Dechang is not happy, it can't stand the unity of Lijiazhai, and the fist is still hard, if the fist is hard to say, they still have plausible arguments, they just pointed at their noses and shouted, they Dechang just received the goods, and they still They didn't pay the bill, they didn't get any money, so why can't they go back on their word?
Seeing the fierce gentlemen in Lijiazhai turn their three carriages around, surrounded by raised fists, sickles and hoes, and some even held firecrackers and blowing arrows... Watching them covetously, The shopkeeper is useless again, and the whole group is in a hurry.

(End of this chapter)