After I left, I took the God of War Lord to farm

Chapter 214 The Emperor Is Not Human

In fact, Li Shishi has seen this kind of routine a lot, and if he doesn't cause trouble, someone will find trouble.

She was somewhat helpless.

Then she stood up, blessed the emperor and said: "I know that I have little talent and learning, and I have been thinking for a long time but I can't write a poem that catches people's eyes. In the end, I have to write a doggerel to express my heart."

"Okay, today is the birthday banquet, everyone don't have to be restrained, I think everyone present will not say anything. If you are ready, then read it."

Li Shishi was about to pick up the paper and read the poem she racked her brains to write, when Concubine Yun said again: "Your Majesty, my concubine has something to say, I don't know if I should say it or not."

"Just say it."

Concubine Yun got up, looked at Li Shishi, and said slowly: "Since the wife has been drawn, the concubine dares to speak up. Today is just for everyone to have fun. No matter what you write, I think everyone in the audience will not say anything, but some One section, the poems you make must be written by yourself, if someone cheats..."

"Then what should we do?" The emperor looked at her with a smile.

"Then punish yourself with two cups, and don't allow others to drink it for you, how about it?" Concubine Yun winked at the emperor as if no one was around.

The emperor laughed out loud after hearing this, and said: "As long as you are a ghost, how could the officials present be like this, Concubine Yun is overthinking."

"The concubine is talking too much, but just in case, it's only fair." She said coquettishly.

The emperor laughed, and then said: "Okay, it's up to you."

Li Shishi remained silent the whole time, standing and watching for a long time.

After hearing what they said, she picked up the paper on the table.

"That concubine is showing her shame."

Then she cleared her throat and said the first part of the sentence: "The emperor is not a human being."

Everyone present gasped in shock, but the emperor who was smiling suddenly froze on his face and frowned slightly.

On her birthday today, she dared to write such a rebellious poem, it's outrageous!
Just as the emperor was about to speak, he heard Li Shishi say again: "It's the real dragon descending from the mortal world."

The emperor was stunned for a moment, his expression softened.

"This poem is wonderful."

Li Shishi continued: "The officials here are all thieves."

"Huh?" All the officials at the scene looked at Li Shishi in unison, all with very strange expressions.

There are even those who want to beat the table anxiously.

But Li Shishi still read the second half of the sentence slowly: "Stolen blessings and longevity to offer Mingjun."

After reading it, Li Shishi smiled slightly, bowed down flutteringly: "I'm showing my ugliness."

"Good! Good!" The emperor slowly applauded.

Then the ministers present also applauded.

Li Shishi still calmly said: "Your Majesty, I know that I am ignorant and inexperienced, so I only racked my brains for a long time before I came up with these four sentences. flow, unifying the country for thousands of years."

"It's a good one who has ruled the country for tens of thousands of years." The emperor was very happy. He looked at Li Shishi with a smile and said, "It's true that the wife of King Suiyuan is as intelligent as the rumors, and she is not lacking in humor."

Then he waved his hand: "Reward!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your grace." Li Shishi bowed according to the etiquette, and then sat down.

Gongsun Qing finally breathed a sigh of relief, he really didn't expect Li Shishi to be so bold as to read this poem in front of so many people.

Nothing happened at all, if he really wanted to offend the emperor today, he was ready to stand up and take the blame for Li Shishi.

Li Shishi smiled and glanced at Concubine Yun whose eyes were almost popping out.

She really thought she was a village woman who knew nothing?

Anyway, I am also a person who has gone to university, and in this era, I am also expected to be a scholar.

If you want to deflate yourself, in your next life!
This was Li Shishi's first prize at the banquet. Later, the emperor sat there thinking about the poem that Li Shishi read, and the more he thought about it, the more interesting he found it.

When I was happy, I drank a few more glasses.

Then drink too much.

Feeling unwell, they left the banquet early and let them make arrangements by themselves without restraint.

Concubine Yun kept staring at Li Shishi's itchy teeth.

After thinking about it, Li Shishi is pregnant now, she might not be able to eat something cold.

That being the case, why don't you do a good deed, after all, if you have a miscarriage in five or six months, you are afraid that it will be a dystocia, and it will be bad if both mother and child die.

Afterwards, she called the palace maid and whispered something in her ear.

The maidservant just nodded, and then backed out.

Li Shishi was sitting there drinking tea and eating snacks. Seeing that the emperor was gone, she couldn't sit still and wanted to go out for a walk.

Gongsun Qing also felt bored. Seeing the officials taking their wives away one after another, he also wanted to ask Li Shishi if she wanted to go back.

However, just as he opened his mouth to ask, he saw the palace maid coming over with a plate of dishes.

When she arrived in front of them, she fluttered down and bowed down: "This is the dish specially prepared by Concubine Yun for Madam. The crabs in season are very fat, and it is also suitable to eat now, so I specially made this steamed crab powder and gave it to Madam to taste. "

Li Shishi and Gongsun Qing looked at each other.

She knows that crabs are cold in nature, especially crab roe. Pregnant people should never eat them. If they eat them, there is a danger of tire slippage.

Concubine Yun has already given birth to a princess and a prince, how could she not know the danger of this crab roe?
Now she actually ordered someone to make this crab powder and steam it for her. This act...

"Madam, don't worry. Your Majesty knows that you are pregnant, so she specially ordered the royal chef to remove the crab roe. Madam can eat it with confidence."

"Okay, then you can put it down and thank Ni's wife for me."

"Your Majesty said, I am afraid that this steamed crab powder is not to your Madam's liking, so I specifically ordered my servant to watch Madam eat it. If it is not to your taste, you can tell your Madam, and my Madam will tell you the truth."

So this means that you can’t eat it.

Gongsun Qing took it over and said: "Go back and tell your mother, thank you for your concern, but my wife is pregnant now, and you need to pay special attention to eating and drinking. If your mother insists on doing this, then I will have to go against your mother's wishes. If you ask me about it, answer it truthfully.”

"This..." The servant girl didn't know what to do for a moment.

It's just that Li Shishi's eyes still fell on the plate of steamed crab noodles.

For some reason, she felt that there was something wrong with this thing.

I picked up a piece of steamed crab powder with chopsticks, took a closer look, and suddenly threw the steamed crab powder into the plate.

"Oleander powder is highly poisonous!"

Gongsun Qing was also startled, looking at the plate of dim sum, a strong murderous look suddenly appeared in his eyes!
He overturned the plate to the ground, pointed to the maid who was kneeling there and said, "Bold slave, what crime do you deserve for daring to frame your family!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone who was drinking looked at Gongsun Qing one after another.

Concubine Yun, who was sitting there, stood up directly from the chair, and the astonishment and panic in her eyes could be seen at a glance.

The palace maid tremblingly knelt down in front of Gongsun Qing, crying, "My lord, I'm not a slave, and a slave is just following orders!"

(End of this chapter)