Xiuxian: Hahaha, here comes the chicken soup

Chapter 22 Goo!Goo!Goo!Goo!Goo!

Chapter 22 Goo!Goo!Goo!Goo!Goo!
When Yi Zhiji heard about the reduction of points, the whole chicken seemed to be petrified, and her mind was full of question marks.

? ? ? ? ?

"I coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo?!" Halfway through the speech, it was time for translation. She cursed "coo coo" for a long time, only to get Quan Qing's confused eyes.

"Why are you suddenly unable to speak human words again? Have you run out of spiritual power?" Quan Qing was puzzled, noticing Yi Zhiji's anger, and began to think about what he did wrong, "Didn't you agree with me killing him? Do you still want to throw the bearded man into the government? Not appropriate, he heard my name and knows your existence, which may cause us trouble. "

Knowing that Quan Qing was thinking of herself, Yi Zhiji cursed a lot, and her anger subsided a lot, but she still felt heartbroken when she saw the cold [now points: 369].

What does it mean to fetch water from a bamboo basket in vain, and what does it mean to return to the pre-liberation period, earn more than 800 points, and then do one more task to unlock the intermediate shopping mall. This disaster was really caught off guard.

"System! Why is there a bug again? It's even worse!" Yi Zhiji said angrily.

[I'm sorry for the host, this is a hidden mechanism, just like your Dajinshan's super high fall value, it is a hidden mechanism. 】

"Liar, you were obviously flustered before, so it wasn't added temporarily, right? What is the hidden mechanism?"

[The host has insufficient authority to query, please explore by yourself~]

【·v·】

Seems less angry?Quan Qing thought, but when she looked at Yi Zhiji, she let out a "goo" and turned her head away.

It seemed to hear her "hum".

It's kind of fun to look angry, but he doesn't want Yi Zhiji to be angry with him all the time, coaxing her?
"Because of my name?" Quan Qing can only think of this reason. As for pretending to be "Chicken Immortal", I feel that Yi Zhiji is also having a good time, "I am also a little angry about this. I wanted to tell you, but you always Call me 'Dajinshan', I can't help it."

Can this be considered coaxing?It's like saying it's all your fault.

Yi Zhiji was so dissatisfied with him that there was a series of "cuckoos", urging him to continue talking with her eyes.

"My 'surname' should be known to anyone with a little knowledge."

Yi Zhiji was hit by an arrow of "ignorance".

"You don't have to care, you're not human anyway, and it's normal not to know."

Yi Zhiji wanted to give him a paw, why do I feel like you are scolding me?Did you do it on purpose, trying to make fun of me in different ways.

[Detected that the value of Dajinshan's fall has dropped. 】

[Dajin Mountain Fall Weakness Value: 9699]

【Points +36】

【Current points: 405】

Hey!Points were the best way to coax her. When she heard the reminder of the increase in points, she jumped for joy, and then immediately withdrew her little joy, pretending to be angry.

Fifty points were deducted from me the first time, 37 points were deducted the second time, and more than 400 points were deducted from me the last time! 440 nine points!
A total of... 530 six points, minus 36, you still owe me [-] points in Dajinshan.

Be sensible, give me a drop of weakness!
"Hahaha, you look so funny," Quan Qing stretched out his finger and scratched Yi Zhiji's head, "I don't want to tell you, I'm afraid of causing you trouble, if I knew you were so funny, I would have said something It's a pseudonym."

pseudonym?

After a little thought, Yi Zhiji clicked on the mall and pressed refresh.

First refresh, uh, translating a sentence in chicken language, compared to half an hour of translating, the price/performance ratio is much worse, forget it, translation is so important, so I bought it.

Refresh for the second time, face black, nothing good, just a pair of cloth shoes, and 5 o'clock?No special effects, still can't be bound to her body?Black merchant!But... I still bought it, and it hurts to walk barefoot on the ground.

The third time I refreshed, I bought two cookbooks at random.

Refresh for the fourth time, and finally got the half-hour time-limited chicken language translation she wanted!

It cost her 110 three points for a lot of shopping.

【Current points: 292】

Poor, but want to earn back soon!
"Do you have any troubles?" Yi Zhiji asked.

Secretary of State:?
I have a bad feeling.

"...you don't care about my name anymore?" She was still a little disappointed.

"You! Do you have any troubles?" Yi Zhiji repeated.

"Uh... no? I'm fine, but I'm afraid you'll open your mouth and chant scriptures."

"I don't know how to recite scriptures," Yi Zhiji said, before Quan Qing could heave a sigh of relief, "I only know how to say chicken soup for the soul!"

Since there is no way to prescribe the right medicine, let me tell you all the chicken soup for the soul you can think of, and you will always meet a blind cat and a dead mouse!

"Don't envy others, don't look down on yourself, your disadvantage may become your greatest advantage!"

"... Who am I envious of? I..."

"Everyone has a Doraemon in their life, but you..."

"...Dora...what? What?"

"Those passers-by in life may become you..."

"……help me."

……

Quan Qing would respond twice to the first few sentences, but at the end, he simply closed his hearing with spiritual energy, and watched Yi Zhiji's mouth open and close a little numbly. After her obvious pause, he nodded thoughtfully. Head, put on a "you're right" look.

Every time Yi Zhiji finished speaking, she would turn her head to the side, as if waiting for someone to give her something back, but she didn't get a satisfactory result, so she continued to speak persistently.

After talking for a full quarter of an hour, she finally stopped and rolled into a ball in Quan Qing's hands in a grievance.

Seeing that she didn't intend to continue talking, Quan Qing released the auditory seal, took out a small plate and water bag from the mustard bag, poured some spiritual spring water for her, and brought it to his mouth: "Are you tired?"

Yi Zhiji, who had been nagging for a long time, was also thirsty, and she drank the whole plate of water "Tun Tun Tun Tun Tun Tun Tun Tun Tun Tun Tun Tun Tun Tun", smacking her lips, "This water is delicious, it's ice cold, and a bit sweet, maybe it's called XX Mountain Spring. "

"It's spiritual spring water. Drinking it can replenish some spiritual energy and help expel impurities in the body. It is dispensable to me now, but it is a great tonic for mortals and things." Quan Qing said, and then couldn't help but Scratching her head and ruffling her head feathers, "Have you said enough about 'chicken soup for the soul'? Are you still angry now? After all, why are you angry?"

It's okay not to mention this, but when Yi Zhiji was mentioned, she became a little angry again. She persisted and talked for a quarter of an hour.

Blood loss!
[233 is a little worried. Your preaching backfired and increased his debilitating value... But this is not bad, as you can earn more points that way. 】

"why do you ignore me?"

"Hmph!" Yi Zhiji turned her head away, as if she didn't want to talk to him.

"Puff." Quan Qing couldn't help laughing seeing her playfully.

[Detected that the value of Dajinshan's fall has dropped. 】

[Dajin Mountain Fall Weakness Value: 9659]

【Points +40】

【Current points: 332】

"Huh?" Yi Zhiji heard the system prompt, raised her head and looked at Quan Qing, with confusion and surprise in her eyes, "You..."

"how?"

"Humph! Humph! Humph! Humph! Humph!"

Secretary of State:?
(End of this chapter)

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