Chapter 1 Giggle——

It was pitch black in front of my eyes, and the tip of my nose could smell the fragrance of straw, and... the stench of chicken feces, and the smell of animals.

Ouch, it smells so disgusting, Yi Zhiji thought, what's going on, my mother came back from catching a chicken from the countryside?
Thinking of this makes my stomach a little hungry. The old hen stew soup raised by my grandmother is the most delicious. Half of the chicken soup is cooked, and the other half is made of spicy chicken. The chicken offal is fried with chili, and the whole egg custard is double delicious!She can eat three big bowls at once!
Excited to roll!But found that something seemed wrong!

She... seemed to be packed in a sack?His hands and feet were tied with ropes.

huh?mischief? ...Is it not possible, or kidnapping?

Yi Zhiji is just an ordinary townsman with little money at home, who wouldn't want to kidnap her?Is this really a ransom?She has already imagined that her mother and the gangsters bargained for the news, and then they had a bad relationship and were torn apart.

Woooooo, Mommy, your daughter is not a vegetable in the vegetable market, so stop hallucinating.

Could it be that he was greedy for her beauty? !This is possible!

Yi Zhiji twisted her "slender" body narcissistically... What's going on, she seemed to hear the sound of "Duang", her flesh was trembling, this... this f---ing is definitely not her body.

Oh, God, she couldn't help but imagine a word, that is - fat and juicy... what a ghost!It's time-traveling, is it time-traveling?What kind of genius can think of the word plump and juicy with his little brain.

Her nose was itchy, and she felt like there was something like a feather covering it, which made her want to sneeze.

Ah... ah chirp!
"Google—"

She could speak, but she thought the kidnappers had also sealed her mouth.

But... the sound doesn't sound right?
"Hehehehehe!" Yi Zhiji tried to call for help, but another string of "heh" came out of her mouth.

"Let me just say, this chicken can't die if you put it in a sack, look how energetic you are, just now it was pretending to be dead!"

She heard an unfamiliar voice.

The sack was opened, and two people looked at her.

Oh my god, this face is so big, is it a giant?
But Yi Zhiji knew very well in her heart that the current situation is that she!Time travel and become a chicken!

One of the two has a pair of small, sparse, yellow and short eyebrows, let's call him a thief eyebrow.

The other person's eyes are small and protruding, and his gaze is always erratic, so let's call him the mouse eye.

The thief eyebrow spat: "What a ghost! Broiler chickens are so smart! Look at this, I'm afraid I'm going to die, fresh chicken is delicious."

Shuyan said sullenly: "Isn't it because I'm afraid that others will find out? Broiler chickens are very expensive, so you have to be careful when you finally steal one, and this chicken is so fat, it tastes delicious even when it's dead."

I fat you aunt!Yi Zhiji jumped up angrily, wishing to catch the eyes of the two chicken thieves with one claw.

Shuyan excitedly said: "Wow, second brother, look at this chicken is very energetic, nothing! This leg looks meaty enough!"

The thief eyebrow waved his hand: "Go to boil the water, I'll sharpen the knife, and we will have a big meal when the eldest brother comes back!"

The mouse's eyes are gone, and the mouth is still humming a ditty: "Roasted chicken grilled chicken grilled chicken ~ lotus leaf chicken beggar chicken spicy chicken ~"

Filled a few pieces of firewood into the stove, put the kettle on, and came over again: "Hey, second brother, the chicken butt is mine, I always like to eat it."

Yi Zhiji shuddered, goosebumps all over her body, in various senses.

What the hell, she grew up so big, I really didn't expect that someone would miss her butt, or this way of thinking about her.

Ouch, she felt like throwing up.

"Second brother, why is this chicken lighted up again?"

"Then kill him while you're still alive."

Yi Zhiji's eyes widened, and she hastily called out, "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"It seems to be refreshed again."

"Then kill him while you have the energy."

What the hell, can't you escape the word "kill"?
It's fine if she transmigrates into a chicken that's going to be cooked immediately. She doesn't have a cheat, a system, and no grandpa with her... How can there be such a thing, where is the time-traveling bureau, she wants to complain.

【drop!The system binding is successful, and the number 233 system has been launched. 】

When Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Yi Zhiji's eyes were bright again.

【Please choose your task mode: 1. Boiled Chicken, 2. Beggar's Chicken, 3. Chicken Soup. 】

Yi Zhiji:? ? ?

"Cuckoo cluck cluck cluck cluck!"

Yi Zhiji's rooster crowing later on is automatically translated into adult words, and this section of the quintessence of Chinese culture will not be translated, lest it is all "**".

Zeiyan sighed: "This chicken is really smart, knowing that he is going to be killed, so excited."

Shuyan was a little timid: "Will it be too much struggle to kill later?"

Yi Zhiji has no time to take care of these two products now, and started to complain to the system: "What do you mean, why don't you list out a few more recipes for me, chicken stewed with mushrooms, Kung Pao chicken, crispy fried chicken, cola chicken wings, etc. Yes, stuff it in too!"

[If the host has this requirement, 233 can download the expansion patch for you, but I'm sorry, considering the difference of the times, Coke Chicken Wings cannot be realized. 】

【·v·】

"Isn't the whole point practical?" Yi Zhiji really didn't know if the system was pretending to be stupid. Seeing that the thief had already touched the knife, she said the rules, "Three shorts and one long choose the longest, three longs and one The shortest choice is the shortest, uneven C is invincible, although there are no four options, but 'chicken soup' is not only the shortest, but also ranks C, I choose chicken soup!"

[The task mode is selected as Chicken Soup. 】

【Task objective: Instill chicken soup for the soul and promote positive energy to those who are depressed, self-willed and depraved, and go astray. 】

[Successfully reduce the weakness value, you will get the corresponding points, the points can be exchanged for various props in the mall, and can also be exchanged for human transformation time. 】

[Occasionally drop side missions, although they are all mandatory to complete, but the rewards are generous. 】

[One point will be deducted every hour. If the points are negative for more than one hour, the host will be wiped out. 】

[233 is with you, I wish you a happy game. 】

"It turns out that there are slightly more reliable tasks."

Yi Zhiji doesn't care about obliteration, isn't this a routine of the system flow?Threatening the host by yelling kill at every turn, isn't it just to promote the plot?

Then he continued to ask: "But how can I instill chicken soup for the soul to these two people? Can they understand what I say."

【cannot. 】

[Checking the weak value. 】

[Thief Eyebrow: 3 points, Mouse Eye: 7 points. 】

"This is not enough to consume one day's points! Aren't they thieves? Why are they so weak?"

【So far, the most valuable item they have stolen is you. 】

"...Crap! For a moment, I felt that the two of them were a little bit unworthy." Yi Zhiji had no choice but to continue to break up with the system, "Do you know what it means not to be evil because of small things? How can you do it because of the amount? Small, but the judgment is not weak enough?"

[Host, it is useless to argue with 233, the weak value determines that 233 cannot tamper with the regulation. 】

[However, you can change it the day after tomorrow. 】

(End of this chapter)

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