Me, Upgraded

Chapter 8

Chapter 8
The stray dog ​​has messy black hair, knotted here and there, and looks very rough. It is probably the kind of dirt dog, with a bit of dysentery.Not to mention compared with military dogs, even ordinary breeds are not comparable. It is really embarrassing to its ancestors.

Fan Li tried to scare the other party with his negotiating skills: "Go, go, I'm a swordsman. Your level is too low, don't seek death."

However, verbal threats are useless. The earthy dog ​​cautiously walked between Fan Li and the chrysanthemum, barking in a low voice, as if saying that as long as he dared to take a step closer, a life-and-death battle would ensue. .This is a nuisance, what kind of bullshit sword repair has no actual combat ability, no matter how you think about it, you can't do it.

But the baby is right in front of you, so there is no reason not to take it.Fan Li made a tactical retreat, and picked up a wooden stick that was judged as useless by the spiritual eyes.At any rate, he was equipped with a weapon, so he came to Chrysanthemum again and confronted Xiaotiangou.

Shaking the wooden stick in his hand, he yelled: "See, it's called a dog-beating stick! Ah, no, I'm a sword cultivator, so it should be called a dog-fighting sword. No matter what it's called, it's very powerful. I understand. No? If you understand, back away quickly!"

It's okay not to take the stick, the dog just threatened and didn't pursue, but when it was stimulated by the stick, the dog exploded in an instant, opened its 'bloody mouth' and rushed towards Fan Li screaming.At this time, Fan Li still remembered the face and dignity of the sword cultivator, holding the stick upside down, shouting 'Oh my god', and then started running for his life.

After running all the way out of the park, Gouzi gave up the pursuit, barked a few times at Fan Li who was leaving, and then went back to take care of the baby.

Hard ones won't work, only soft ones.

Fan Li went to a nearby meat shop and bought a roast duck. Thinking that stray dogs would be full and hungry, exchanging a roast duck for a chrysanthemum was a very good deal no matter how you looked at it.

The stick that might have irritated Gouzi had already been thrown away. Fan Li approached Gouzi beside the chrysanthemum with a flattering smile, and said kindly, "Brother Gou, come, this is my younger brother's honor to you. Big brother, look, the delicious roast duck, just now Out of the oven, the oil is fragrant and the meat is thick, and it smells delicious after one bite."

A lunch box of roast duck was placed in front of Gouzi, but the strange thing was that Gouzi didn't even look at the box of roast duck, he just barked, and then saw another stray dog ​​running over with a spittle in his mouth. Holding a chicken leg.

After the chicken legs were put down, the dog swallowed them in a few mouthfuls, and then lay down on the grass next to the chrysanthemums to warm up, looking at Fan Li with obvious contempt.

Nima, is there a little brother offering an offering?
What should I do if I don't eat hard and soft?Fan Li found a place to sit down, ate the roast duck bitterly, while thinking about how to deal with the damn dog next to him.

After eating a box of duck meat into a box of duck bones, Fan Li finally came up with a trick, gritted his teeth and said, "That dog, give me this chrysanthemum. I'll keep it for the rest of your life. How about it!"

Gouzi pricked up his ears and barked twice, but Fan Li could tell there was no malice in it, more like confirmation.After that, a piece of information appeared——the guardian beast issued a contract to you, and exchanged spiritual roots for pension qualifications. Do you accept it?

All right, all right, I took the bus around the whole city, and found such a spiritual root, it's a treasure like no other in thousands of miles.The contract was signed, Gouzi finally stopped protecting the food, and Fan Li got his spiritual root as he wished, at the price of following a dog behind his back.

When I got home, there was a lot of jumping around.This dog is so ugly that my mother hates it. If it wasn't for Fan Li's shameless force to keep him, plus the buff of good grades in the college entrance examination, it would not be so easy to enter the house.

"Since I like Hubao so much, I will call you Dabao from now on. Mom is the queen mother at home, don't mess with anyone, don't yell at her if you have nothing to do, I can't protect you if the neighbors complain. I will take you to vaccinate another day. If you get a certificate, it’s considered a good dog.”

While giving Dabao a bath, Fan Li talked about the environment at home in a long-winded manner.Although it is a bit thinner, it is still of the blood of the fairy clan, and there is still some humanity in it.It's just that she looks so ugly, even after washing off the dirt on her body, she is still very ugly.

For the first time, Dabao got a kennel he made out of cardboard boxes, and it was regarded as a stable life, while Fan Li had a headache for the hard-earned spirit root.

What is this thing for?Suck?still eat?Or is it used to refine pills and the like?Uncle, there is still no hint at all.Even asking Dabao is useless, the characteristic of monsters is that they like to protect things with aura, but they can't say what it is useful for.

When I was still having a headache, I suddenly discovered that the spiritual root had changed—the spiritual root of the ancient chrysanthemum fairy contained 1 point of spiritual energy, which would dissipate in an hour.

Nima, this thing actually has a time limit.No matter, fix it.I washed the whole chrysanthemum and didn't dare to cut it. I put it into the pressure cooker and added some water to cook the soup. Finally, I steamed a bowl of chrysanthemum soup with a strange smell.Frowning, he looked up to the sky and poured it down, a vomitous smell hit his nostrils, but Fan Li still swallowed it.

For the sake of cultivating immortals, what kind of hardship is this!
After finishing the drink, Fan Li saw what he wanted to see the most—successfully absorbed 1 point of aura, and was still 99 points away from the next level.

Ganna!There are so many panaceas.

Thinking about the time it took to find this spiritual root, and to collect these 99 points, God knows it will take the year of the monkey.What's even more frightening is that even a city may not be able to find a spiritual creature. Do you want to travel all over the world?Or maybe the spiritual objects in urbanized places have been ruined, so you can go to the countryside or some other blessed place to try your luck?
After much deliberation, Fan Li decided to continue pursuing his dream of cultivating immortals.

Traveling is definitely not an option, I don't have that much money in my pocket.But you can go to your hometown in the countryside to try first. Although there are no deep mountains and old forests there, there will definitely be more opportunities compared with the city.Just do what you say, and say it as soon as your mother comes back from shopping for vegetables.Unexpectedly, both parents agreed, and while relaxing, they also announced the good news to the elderly at home.

So the next day, Fan Li took Dabao in the car back to his hometown and came to the hometown where his grandparents lived.

When the grandson came home, after the college entrance examination, the grandparents naturally used all their housekeeping skills, and a large table was filled with all kinds of delicacies.Seeing that the eldest grandson was satisfied with the food, the grandma smiled from ear to ear, and said that the eldest grandson suffered a lot and couldn't eat well in the city, and saw that he lost a lot of weight.

My mother has a fiery temper, and she and my grandmother, who is also very fiery, are a pair of natural enemies, and a few words are indispensable.Fortunately, they didn't live together, otherwise every day would be a battle between Chu and Han.

After spending a day with his grandparents, Fan Li started looking for spiritual objects that he could absorb as planned early the next morning.

(End of this chapter)

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