He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 56 Impossible! 【For further reading! 】

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You're not going to hit base so soon, are you?First day of dating? "

A few reminders of being eaten melon popped up on the panel.

Nekoyashiki nodded in satisfaction.

[Points... seem to be enough for today's lunch. 】

Afterwards, he sent Kamijou an emoji with his head up, smoking a cigarette and wry smile.

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[Although he has a little reasoning ability, Kamijou is only a human after all, and his imagination is still barren.

Well... maybe this is the limit of normal human thinking, after all, who would have thought that my date was an alien? 】

Nekoyashiki shook his head slightly, raised his face, and let the spring breeze on the corner caress his cheeks.

After a long time, he wrote back:
"Kamijo-san, don't bring up such trivial things as hitting base."

Previous article: "???
You bastard!Why do you have a tone that has already stepped into a higher realm!
Damn it!Nekoyashiki is so arrogant on the topic of love! "

Nekoyashiki: "After all, this is something Kamijou-san has never experienced in his life."

[This is not nonsense, how can anyone be entangled by aliens like me! ] he thought to himself.

Kamijou, who received the message on the other side, almost crushed the phone screen.

[Hai Yin, this kid.It is clearly mocking me that I will be a virgin for the rest of my life! 】

Last article: "Hey! I still have hope, right? Is there hope? Please don't make me so miserable!"

Kamijou: "Why don't you talk? Tell me what the higher realm is, you bastard!"

Nekoyashiki: "Huh? Kamijou-san, are you asking for advice from experienced people?"

Last entry: "..."

【Too arrogant!It is simply the crumbs of the world! 】

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Nekoyashiki read the news, put his phone in his pocket with a smile, and walked towards the store door. Over there, the shopping guide lady was waving anxiously in the store.

Unaware that he has been ignored, Kamijou-san is holding his mobile phone on the subway, looking at the reminder that he has read, waiting for a reply...

……

After closing the store door, Nekoyashiki asked before he could walk over, "Have you chosen? Fuyutsuki...my sister hasn't come out yet?"

He noticed that Dongyue was not following the shopping guide lady.

"She...she is still choosing." said the shopping guide lady.

Her gaze was erratic, as if she was afraid to look at Nekoyashiki, and sweat was dripping from her forehead, as if she was very nervous.

Nekoyashiki immediately became alert, did Fuyutsuki have a new job?
At this time, I heard the voice of the shopping guide lady:
[He looks so handsome, I thought he was a gentleman, but I didn't expect him to be such a pervert! 】

Nekoyashiki: "???"

[Not so!I just appreciate the one-piece underwear from an artistic point of view!
You praise me like this...

No, it's too unreasonable to call me a pervert like this! 】

The shopping guide pulled up the corners of her mouth and tried her best to maintain a smile, "Please wait patiently for a while..."

Heart: 【Already called the police successfully, now as long as you can successfully hold him back! 】

Cat Yashiki: 【No need!

Just looking at the underwear in the cupboard, it's not that bad!

There is no need to alarm the busy police uncle! 】

"Well, seeing how nervous you are, I think there may be a misunderstanding between us..." he said, cold sweat dripping from his forehead.

Miss shopping guide: [Seen through?As expected of a pervert who has done something wrong, he is really vigilant! 】

"In this case, I can only say it straight!" The shopping guide lady backed away a certain distance, her expression became angry and sad.

She clenched her fists in front of her chest and shouted with all her strength, "As a brother, how can you force your sister to do that kind of thing! Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

Nekoyashiki: "What kind of thing!"

The face of the shopping guide was flushed, and she looked at Nekoyashiki in shame, "I... how could I say it! You are... a pervert!"

At this time, Nekoyashiki saw the picture in her mind.

That seemed to be the conversation between her and Dongyue when they first entered the fitting room.

Miss shopping guide: "Is your brother really nice to you?"

[My elder brother is polite and my younger sister is so young and cute, which is really enviable. 】

Dongyue tilted her head: "Brother?"

The shopping guide lady became confused: "Huh? It's the gentleman outside."

【what happened?Doesn't this lady agree?
In other words, the relationship with your brother is not very good?But that brother is obviously very nice...]

She could only smile and ask, "Then in your heart, that gentleman is..."

Dongyue: "The future lover, but I can't fall in love with him until I reach the last step of 'adult'."

Miss shopping guide: "Huh???"

[Adult... the last step?Isn't that...H? ! ! 】

At this time, Dongyue took off her pants, "I slept on him last night, it was very comfortable."

Miss shopping guide: [This pair of promiscuous brothers and sisters! ! !

No, my sister is clearly still ignorant!

It must be that man, this is undoubtedly the ongoing training of a super perverted real girl! 】

[You must call the police! 】

"I... I'll go out for a while! You just stay here, don't run around!"

Screen so far.

Nekoyashiki: [Fuyutsuki!You...*&#￥@%...]

He covered his face with his hands, and the paper-white innocence that belonged to the boy disappeared with the wind again.

I'm sorry to be human!

"Hey woo~ hey woo~ hey woo~"

Short sirens sounded from the corner of the street, from far to near.

Nekoyashiki raised his head and looked at the happy shopping lady, but he was silent.

……

"What's your name?"

"Cat House Shiki Kaine."

"age?"

"."

"Okay, I will confirm the meat order for you at the end.

Three servings of pork belly, beef diaphragm, beef tongue, beef tenderloin, beef loin, beef hindquarter, and beef heart, right? "The young male clerk who ordered the order looked a little strange, as if he had doubts on his face.

Nekoyashiki understood what he was thinking.

I'm probably wondering how two people can eat so much...

"Just serve the food, this one... this one is growing up..." Nekoyashiki pointed to Fuyutsuki who was sitting opposite.

The male clerk had no choice but to nod, "Then please wait a moment!"

After speaking, he turned to leave.

That's right, Nekoyashiki is sitting with Fuyutsuki in the booth of the yakiniku restaurant with bright red decorations.

The reason why the clerk asked him his age and name was because this barbecue restaurant was recently running a promotional activity of '[-]% discount for local high school students in Tokyo', and he needed to register his name to confirm his identity.

Speaking of which, it was really a close call in the underwear store just now, but fortunately, I have the ability of 'mantra'.

At the critical moment, he successfully persuaded the shopping guide lady.

It was only with her help to apologize and explain that she was able to successfully send the police away...

All in all, I was tricked by the alien pig teammate again.

Originally, Nekoyashiki wanted to cancel the big meal promise to Fuyutsuki.

But I didn't expect that because of a misunderstanding, I was surrounded by a lot of people outside the underwear store and earned a lot of melon points...

In addition, Nekoyashiki also wanted to eat meat, so he finally couldn't hold back and came to the yakiniku restaurant...

Less than 3 minutes after the young male clerk left, another female clerk came over.

She bent down to signal, but did not speak, just smiled at Nekoyashiki, and then began to adjust the charcoal stove in the center of the table.

After adjusting the stove, bowed again, and left directly.

It seems that there is a different division of labor between the serving and ordering personnel in this barbecue restaurant.

(End of this chapter)