He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 40 The enemy of the cat is really...

Ah Ju lazily lay on the pillar.

Folding its front paws in front of its body, it stared at Nekoyashiki with wide eyes.

Even on cloudy days, cats rarely open their eyes so wide during the day.

So it looks very cute.

The meow that is not loud is also very pleasant.

As for the heart.

[Kaka, stupid human! 】

Seems quite contemptuous inside...

【Meow Kaka~ Do you think I can't eat the dried fish if I hide it on the upper layer? 】

Aju shook her tail cheerfully, and the cat shook her head.

Nekoyashiki looked at the feeding box, and found that the strong lid of the upper cat food storage box had been opened, and there was not much cat food in it, and there was still plenty of it, but the top layer of dried fish was gone.

【cut! 】 Nekoyashiki looked disappointed.

Originally, his plan to pick up cats was to follow the following steps:
[-]. Let Aju eat the cat food crazily, and the dried fish on the top of the cat food will fall down after she is full.

[-]. After seeing the dried fish, Aju will definitely not be able to give up, even if he is full, he will continue to eat.

[-]. When she has almost eaten in the second round, new small dried fish will fall from the upper layer, and this will eventually cause Aju to be too full to walk.

In this way, when she can't jump up the fence, won't she be trapped in the yard and let his cat Yashiki masturbate casually?

After all the calculations, Aju unexpectedly found another way, completely bypassing his blockade, going straight to Huanglong, and successfully eliminated all the small fish.

[Damn it, it's just one move away!Totally seen through!

The intelligence of the little cat seems to be quite not to be underestimated...]

Nekoyashiki is annoyed.

This man has no problem with wits with cats and enjoys it.

At this time, Dongyue suddenly reached into the open cat food box.

She reached into the cat food with her slender hand, and when she took it out again, there was a small dried fish in her hand!

It seems that it was accidentally buried in cat food, so it became a fish that slipped through Aju's mouth!
Ah Ju on the wall stopped shaking his head and stood up abruptly.

Obviously the DNA has moved.

As a stray cat, even if it is already full, it is absolutely impossible to refuse a small dried fish that can be used as food!
"Meow!"

[The second stupid human being!Put the dried fish down! 】

Nekoyashiki immediately realized that the turning point of the battle had come. If he could make good use of this small dried fish, he might be able to turn the tide against the wind and regain the initiative!
To put it bluntly, the success or failure of the cat licking war depends on it!

"Dongyue, dry the fish quickly..."

The word 'give me' was swallowed by Nekoyashiki before he could say it out of his mouth.

Because Dongyue stuffed the small dried fish directly into her mouth.

"Goo!"

swallowed.

No chewing.

Cat Yashiki: "..."

Ah Ju: "..."

Aju lowered her cat's head, her cat's ears were drooping, her contempt for stupid humans had disappeared, she jumped out lonely, jumped off the wall, and her figure disappeared.

It's like a big-headed soldier who has fought bloody battles to defend his family and country, but returns to his hometown only to find that his wife has been taken over by the lord.

What a terrible word.

Cat Yashiki: 【The cat's enemy is indeed...

It has to be an alien! 】

"Well, after keeping it with cat food for so long, won't there be a strange smell?" Nekoyashiki asked.

He was really a little curious.

Dongyue glanced at him, then reached out to the cat food box with only cat food left.

"Stop!

No need! "

Nekoyashiki quickly grabbed her black hand that was reaching for the cat food box, and pulled her into the house.

It was horrible, but fortunately Aju ran away, otherwise people would probably misunderstand it.

No, most likely there has been a lot of misunderstanding...

Enter the house and stand at the entrance door.

Nekoyashiki pointed out with his index finger, "Fuyutsuki, I'll teach you the first thing about normal human behavior right now."

"Yeah!" Dongyue nodded.

"You have to remember that people generally don't eat cat food, it's something for kittens."

"Dried fish?"

Dongyue was asking if the dried fish could be eaten.

[Speaking of which, I did not buy dried fish specially for cats, but ordinary dried fish, which can be eaten by humans. I even cooked miso soup and ate a lot...] Nekoyashiki was a little confused.

After thinking for two seconds, he continued.

"For small dried fish, it is counted as being in the recipes of both cats and humans, but some of them are specially made for humans, and some are specially made for cats. There are also some dried fish that can be eaten by both humans and cats.

In short, the focus of the distinction lies in the scene.

For example, the small dried fish in the restaurant is specially made for people, and people can eat it; the ones that are placed with cat food cannot be eaten, because they are specially prepared for cats. "

Nekoyashiki explained it in detail. After all, aliens can take over the brains of the Milky Way. If she directly said that dried fish cannot be eaten, then she probably would never eat fish again...

"Understood?" Nekoyashiki asked.

"Understood." Dongyue replied.

Nekoyashiki looked at Fuyutsuki, always feeling uneasy.

"Don't eat it with cat food." Dongyue added.

It's okay, it seems that I really understand.

Nekoyashiki temporarily let her pass.

Bending down, taking off a shoe at the entrance, only to see Dongyue motionless.

It seems that aliens don't understand these things either.

"Dongyue, try to learn from me, you can do what I do."

Dongyue nodded blankly.

Nekoyashiki took off the other shoe, and Fuyutsuki followed suit.

He looked at Dongyue, and Dongyue looked at him.

Eyes wide open.

"Take off the other one too!" Nekoyashiki covered his face.

Dongyue took off obediently.

"Yes! You have to learn to infer other things from one instance, this is also one of the necessary skills for human beings."

Nekoyashiki said, arranging the shoes neatly.

Dongyue followed suit and put the shoes and the cat house side by side.

Entering the house and walking to the wooden floor-to-ceiling hanger, Nekoyashiki suddenly remembered that Fuyutsuki was still wearing a hat.

Nekoyashiki pointed to the hanger and asked, "Fuyutsuki, do you know this?"

"Hanger." Dongyue answered immediately.

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

Nekoyashiki clapped his hands and almost shed tears of relief like an old father.

It seems that although Dongyue lacks common sense, she still has the basic knowledge to identify objects.

Nekoyashiki suddenly became hopeful about teaching Fuyutsuki again.

"Then do you know what it's for?" he asked with a smile.

"Knock someone on the back of the head..."

[I really owe it. 】

"Hanging clothes! Hangers are for hanging clothes!"

Nekoyashiki reached out to remove Fuyutsuki's hat, and hung it on the top of the hanger for a demonstration.

"Understand?"

Suddenly she lost her hat, and Dongyue pressed her head with her hands, seemingly half-knowledgeable.

"In short, some people will put hangers at the door. After entering the door, clothes such as coats that go out can be easily hung on the hangers, and they can be easily taken off and put on again when they go out."

Nekoyashiki went behind the alien again, helped her take off her shirt, and hung it on a hanger for display.

Looking back, I was going to ask Dongyue if she understood.

Dongyue suddenly lifted her dress.

And the range is huge!

"What are you doing?" Nekoyashiki quickly pulled off the dress and held Fuyuki's hands.

"Inference from one instance to another." Dongyue answered immediately.

"Xiu'er! Stop showing off!"

"This is also the clothes to wear when going out."

As Fuyuki said, she pulled up the hem of the dress so hard that Nekoyashiki was about to lose it.

"Sorry!" he yelled.

"I didn't make it clear! I'll say it again now.

Unless it's just you at home.

Otherwise, even if there is a hanger at the door, you must wear clothes that can cover more than 50.00% of your body! "

"More than 50.00%." ​​Dongyue looked down at herself.

It seems to confirm that the dress needs to be worn well to meet the standard.

So hands down.

"Fuyutsuki..." Nekoyashiki whispered, his tone weak.

He stood up straight and looked away from Dongyue.

"Huh?" Dongyue tilted her head.

"That..." Nekoyashiki hesitated whether to say it or not.

Dongyue looked at him eagerly, waiting for him to say more.

Nekoyashiki glanced at Fuyutsuki, then quickly looked away, finally gritted his teeth, and said:
"Dongyue, human beings, especially girls, actually don't just wear a dress when they go out for an appointment..."

[I shouldn’t have seen it, I’ve seen it all...]

　About Jiageng...

　　Ah, speaking of which, today's weather is fine, and the wind is very noisy.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)