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Chapter 36 Unscrupulous Light Novels Won't Correctly Record Adult Methods

Dongyue was simply imitating that book!

After having the mind reading ability, talking to other people, you don't have to guess what other people are thinking at all, so negligence occurs, and even the ability to observe has dropped!

Thinking of how Dongyue always read books from time to time when she answered 'dating location' yesterday.

Nekoyashiki really wanted to smack himself, he should have realized it earlier!
It must be this book that made Dongyue misunderstand the two things of "love" and "becoming human"!

[I don't know which bastard wrote it, it caused so much trouble, I have to burn him! 】

"Cough." Nekoyashiki coughed lightly to ease his excitement.

"Dongyue, can you lend me the book in your hand?" He asked tentatively.

Thinking about how to trick Dongyue out of her hand if Dongyue is unwilling.

Surprisingly, Dongyue simply handed over the book.

Nekoyashiki took it with his right hand.

"Uh...Miss Dongyue, can you let go of your hand first? You can't see if you hold me like this."

He is not Dongyue, and he has never practiced the stunt of turning a book with one hand.

Dongyue didn't speak, and she didn't let go of her hands.

There is even a faint tendency to tighten the crab claws...

"Stop! After careful consideration, I suddenly realized that flipping a book with one hand is actually a necessary skill that everyone should master!
Fuyutsuki, please be sure to hold my hand tightly and provide me with the opportunity to practice hard! "

Nekoyashiki held up the book in his right hand, looking straight ahead with a firm gaze.

cowardly?
This is not cowardly.

This is called judging the situation. Prejudging the imminent danger in the cradle is exactly the ability that those who strive to control their lives should have.

At most it's called Congxin.

After Nekoyashiki burst out with a sense of survival, seeing that Fuyutsuki's hands did not turn into crab claws, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Look at the book in your hand.

The handwriting on the cover was indeed illegible.

Nekoyashiki used three fingers to hold the book in place. Fortunately, it was only an A6-sized library book (Note: 105mm×148mm pocket book), and his fingers could still bear the pressure.

With great difficulty, he flipped open the old and faded book cover with his thumb, and the second page was a wrinkled and yellowed blank page.

Turning another page, the title of the book printed in American typeface and arranged in a semicircle immediately appeared:

"I picked up an alien and was forced to start a sweet love routine! "

Nekoyashiki: […]

I feel that just the title of the book already understands why Dongyue was misled.

The following is the pen name of the author of the book:
'kissshot'

'Introduction: Genius light novel writer, a hot new star in the literary world.

He once relied on the work "Eating only fruits can live!" "Won the Grand Prix of the 'Shimamura Yoshiko Literary Tour Award'!
"This guy, maybe he can save the light novel literary world!"

Literary giant Yoshiko Shimamura once commented this way! '

Nekoyashiki lit a bonfire with a height of about [-] meters in his heart, and burned this delusional and perverted author.

What Shimamura Literary Award!Never heard of it at all!
Definitely a pheasant award in a small village!

Turn to page three.

Summary:
'Salaryman' Norata' works as a robot repairer in Sanshin Tokyo City, but recently lost his job due to company layoffs.

At this time, his girlfriend in a foreign country also broke up with him in pursuit of his dream.

In order to relieve his mood, Norata embarked on a trip to France alone.

However, misfortunes are more than one-way, two-way, or even three-way.

In Notre Dame de Paris, Norata accidentally encounters a bag thief.

After a valiant struggle...

He didn't fight.

Because of this, Norata lost his passport and money, and fell into the ultimate survival crisis.

The depressed Nora finally suffers from Paris disease (Note: A mental illness, generally referring to Japanese tourists who will find that the real Paris is far from the fantasy when traveling in Paris, thus resulting in a huge psychological gap.).

In desperation, Norata spent all his remaining money and bought a tour ticket to the top of the Eiffel Tower, determined to jump down and die safely after enjoying the beautiful scenery.

At this moment, a girl suddenly descended from the top of the iron tower!
"I'm an alien," said the girl.

"Can you be my darling?" she asked Norata.

This is where the unemployed youth and the girl from outside the sky meet!
This is the beginning of the thick and touching love story with a fresh and funny taste! '

Nekoyashiki didn't turn the pages of the book again.

His hands are cramping.

Besides, there is no need to read any further, Dongyue 100% misunderstood becoming a human being because of reading this delusional light novel and being bewitched by an unscrupulous light novel author.

The question is how to correct it.

Directly correct that he has just tried.

Judging from Dongyue's appearance just now, she seems to be completely convinced by the content of this book.

Just have to figure out another way!
Nekoyashiki's brainpower started, and he came up with a plan in just a few seconds.

"Dongyue, you can't just believe the things in the light novels, those authors are the most deceptive! They will always mix private things in the books and put some misleading fallacies!"

Nekoyashiki's implementation plan [-]: Speak ill of the author and persuade Fuyutsuki to turn around!

"This book is believable."

Dongyue's gaze was firm, and her reply was unusually decisive...

Even thumbs up.

[tsk!

it is as expected.

It's not so easy to shake easily...]

Option II!
Take Dongyue to read other light novels, and replace the strange knowledge in your mind!
Fortunately, there is a bookstore not far from the school.

Nekoyashiki returned the torn book, and Fuyutsuki immediately put it in the bag after receiving it.

Pulling Dongyue forward.

Did not step out.

Dongyue didn't move.

Nekoyashiki looked back at her.

"A date?" Dongyue asked.

"Yes! I'll take you to a holy place for dating!"

Nekoyashiki thinks he is not lying, and it is normal to go on a date while reading a book, right?
Didn't you always see couples disrupting morals in the name of reading in the library? (Note: totally unreasonable.)
Doesn't "Five-Equivalent Flower Marriage" also use study every day to fall in love!

This makes sense!

"Yes." Dongyue finally nodded in agreement.

Nekoyashiki led Fuyutsuki to the right side of the school's main entrance, away from the cafe.

In about 5 minutes, I came to a small bookstore on the corner of the street.

Nekoyashiki pushed open the door.

"welcome!"

The electronic bell at the door spits out a pre-recorded welcome sound.

Nekoyashiki pulled Fuyutsuki straight to the light novel area.

"Come on, Dongyue, you should also accept some normal literature..."

Seeing the counter in front of him clearly, Nekoyashiki froze the hand he raised as a display.

Looking around, the light novel area is pink.

"Farm Love with Miss Fox"

"The Winged Star Wants to Be Like Me That Way"

"As a Hero, I Became the Belonging of the Alien Demon Lord"

"The Story Uncle Alien and Tsundere Zhengtai Have to Tell"

……

All interracial taboo romance light novels!

There are especially many alien themes!

Why!

Could it be that this kind of romance novel is very popular recently? ? ?
"Speaking of which, these fantasy romance novels are very popular recently."

"Yes, yes, thanks to the author who won the Shimamura Yoshiko Literary Award."

"What was the author's name?"

"I don't remember it, because it's an English name that's not easy to remember."

A duo of girls who happened to choose a book in the light novel section had a discussion.

Passers-by A and B can always come out to act as commentators at critical moments...

Gritting his teeth, Nekoyashiki mentally sank the ashes of 'that author' into Tokyo Bay.

It seems that there is only the last option three!

Namely: Let nature take its course and continue to date Dongyue. After the date is over, Dongyue will naturally find that she has not changed in any way, and she will not become the same as ordinary people at all.

In this way, the misleading caused by delusional light novels will naturally be self-defeating!

Take "I'm Married to Miss Alien~" from Dongyue and put it back on the bookshelf.

Nekoyashiki led her out.

"What's wrong?" Dongyue wondered.

"It occurred to me that literature is too early for you.

Even real humans can sometimes fail to distinguish reality from fantasy in books.

So let's continue dating elsewhere. "

"Let me come." Dongyue said.

"Huh?" Nekoyashiki didn't respond.

Dongyue continued: "I'll choose a date location. A date is a matter between two people. You said it."

Nekoyashiki recalled that he seemed to have said it yesterday.

It would be good to let the alien choose where she wants to go, so that after the date, Dongyue will be more convinced that light novels are misleading.

Nekoyashiki's wishful thinking was clinking.

"Okay, but where do you want to choose?"

He wasn't worried that Dongyue would choose a strange place.

Let’s talk about it yesterday, you won’t really go to the Eiffel Tower and Notre Dame Cathedral, will you?
And if Dongyue really wants to propose going to such a place, he just needs to stop it in time.

Just as he was thinking, the scene in Nekoyashiki's eyes suddenly shook, and he shook his head, thinking he was dazzled.

But the shaking didn't stop. Immediately afterwards, the buildings and streets in front of him were all distorted.

In the end, his eyes became pitch black.

……

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