He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 30 This teacher, you are not right

What kind of reason is this!Promised to help you to date you?
I sold it to you?
Don't think that you have the effect of a blocker, so I will obey you.

I am a virgin who has never dated in two lifetimes, and I am a member of the fff group with the potential of a great sage.

How could I give you the first time, an alien!

Nekoyashiki looked at Fuyutsuki viciously.

"So where do we go on a date? Is the time set at nine o'clock in the morning? I don't get up very much on weekends."

As I said before, Nekoyashiki is quite transparent, especially good at listening to his inner voice.

It's just a date, not a relationship, not to mention that he is in contact with interstellar creatures on behalf of the entire human species. His greatness is almost enough to be usurped into the history books, so what if he suffers a bit.

"Where are you going on a date?" Dongyue tilted her head.

What she said was not a rhetorical question, but a retelling of Nekoyashiki's question.

"You guys don't even know how to choose a place to meet on a date, do you..."

Nekoyashiki was a little speechless, but after thinking about it, he felt normal.

Aliens know shit!

At this time, Dongyue suddenly lowered her head.

Nekoyashiki followed her gaze and found that she was looking at the pocket on the side of the sportswear, where there was a book that Nekoyashiki helped put in, the one Fuyuki had been reading before.

She seemed to want to take it, but she couldn't move her hands after all, so she tried to stretch her neck towards the pocket, but she couldn't reach it, so she had to shrink back.

Nekoyashiki thought she was giving up and was about to ask if he needed help.

But suddenly, Dongyue stood up, and saw her facing the wall and retreating a few meters.

"What are you?" Nekoyashiki couldn't understand for a while.

Dongyue suddenly took a run-up, rushed to the wall, jumped up before hitting the wall, and turned sideways in the air, so that her shoulders were aimed at the wall.

"Crack!" The teeth-stinging sound of bones rubbing against the wall even overwhelmed the muffled sound of hitting the wall.

"Woc! It's too...too cruel!"

Hitting the wall for dislocation?
Nekoyashiki grabbed his shoulder subconsciously, and put on a pain mask on his face, his face was distorted, this... this hurts just looking at it!
He's starting to have phantom pains!

But Immortal Dongyue didn't even snort. She backed away from the wall, moved her right shoulder blade a lot, shook her right arm, and made a normal grasping movement with her hands.

Actually connected!

There is nothing wrong!
Nekoyashiki has given up complaining, if this is a manga, then his jaw is probably on the ground.

Dongyue backed away again, as if she was going to copy the action just now, so that she could connect her left arm.

Nekoyashiki raised his hand, wanting to stop it, but he didn't know what to say, so he put it down, and finally closed his eyes directly, let her go...

"Da da!"

Dongyue's footsteps were heard first.

"Bang! Crack!"

Then there was the muffled sound of flesh hitting the wall and the harsh sound of bones rubbing against each other.

Nekoyashiki subconsciously held his breath.

Just when he was about to open his eyes, he suddenly tilted his body, and a heavy object hit him.

The body suddenly lost its balance, and both he and the chair were crushed and fell backwards.

The back of his head hit the ground, and Nekoyashiki's eyes immediately stared at gold stars.

There was a soft heavy object on his body, and he was still moving. Needless to say, Nekoyashiki knew it was Fuyutsuki.

Open your eyes, sure enough.

This guy, in all likelihood, didn't stand still after hitting the wall.

Nekoyashiki stretched out his hands to push her away and stand up.

"You... what are you two doing?" A male voice with fright and anger suddenly came from above his head.

Nekoyashiki was lying on the ground with his head up.

The door of the health room opened at some point, and the person who spoke was a man holding the door with his hands.

Wearing a medical white coat, he is undoubtedly the never-masked health teacher Sheng Kawajiri.

Mr. Kawajiri is about the same age as the physical education teacher Kunigami, but his body is stronger. He seems to be the type who works out a lot, and his facial features do not seem to be very friendly.

"Hey~" Nekoyashiki sighed deeply, overflowing with helplessness.

Why did you come back at this time!

Nekoyashiki is very aware of his current situation.

He and Dongyue were lying on the floor of the health care room, one on top of the other, stacked on top of each other.

Nekoyashiki could feel the warmth from the back of his right hand, which was because the hot sun at three o'clock in the afternoon happened to shine on it, transferring heat.

At the same time, his palms also felt a similar warmth, which is normal. After all, his hands were resting on Dongyue's waist, pressing hard against Dongyue's slender waist. Dongyue's body temperature penetrated through the thin sportswear Pass it out.

'Aliens actually have a constant body temperature, and their waists are quite soft.It's amazing! '

If it was normal, Nekoyashiki would definitely think so.

But right now, he has no time to delve into these new discoveries.

Slowly lower your head.

The zipper of Dongyue's sportswear in her arms was ingeniously half-opened, and the shirt inside went down with the coat, revealing small and smooth shoulders like snow-white pearls, sky-blue shoulder straps, and a clean collarbone.

Fuyutsuki's drooping hair disturbed Nekoyashiki's face.

At a very close distance, Nekoyashiki can even feel Fuyutsuki's slightly moist breathing.

He and Dongyue stared at each other for a long time, and time seemed to stand still.

At this moment, only the cherry blossoms outside the window are falling with the wind.

The chairs that fell down, the health care classroom that smelled of disinfectant, the overlapping boys and girls, and the surprised health care teacher.

This situation and this scene should be a beautiful oil painting praising the youthful campus love comedy.

But Nekoyashiki failed to feel the picturesque beauty.

He just felt sore.

His innocence, pop!Gone!
"You two! Get dressed and stand up!"

Kawajiri-sensei scolded.

Sheng Kawajiri said in his heart: [How intense is the action, it actually turned over the chairs! 】

"Teacher, you misunderstood, this is just an ordinary fall."

With great difficulty, he pulled out his lower body from under Dong Yue.

Before getting up, Nekoyashiki began to explain.

"Cough!" Kawajiri coughed lightly with a serious face, and glanced at Nekoya Shiki's upper body, "Student, clothes..."

Nekoyashiki bowed his head immediately, and then put on the shirt that was half-off by Fuyutsuki at the speed of light.

[Winter Moon!You&...%*￥￥%#...]

"Teacher, I came to the infirmary because of dizziness, and I fell to the ground because of dizziness just now! Dongyue just sent me to the infirmary!"

Nekoyashiki originally wanted to tell the truth that Fuyutsuki's arm was dislocated, so he came here.

But Dongyue had stood up a long time ago, and now she was running aside as if nothing had happened, and she just picked up the left shoulder...

【You guy!Instead, use your ability to turn the supernormal into the normal! 】 Nekoyashiki shouted in his heart.

Dongyue didn't respond.

"Oh~ I'm dizzy, that's why."

Kawajiri-sensei showed an ambiguous smile on his fleshy face.

"teacher!"

"Teacher believes in you, but next time...cough, it's better to go to bed next time."

Speaking of the second half of the sentence, Mr. Kawajiri's eyes wandered unconsciously.

[What bed!This is a misunderstanding!!!
What are you thinking about! 】

Kawajiri said in his heart: [What's going on on the ground.Are you not afraid of catching a cold?

Moreover, the flow of people in the infirmary is so large, it is not appropriate at all.

No, no, maybe young people nowadays like to expose their gameplay?
Hmm... If it's for excitement, then it makes sense...]

The cat's house is full of cows.

[Let's think about something serious... Mr. Kawajiri! 】

Kawajiri: [By the way, I’m at this age, and I’ve never played on the ground.

It’s a pity that I’m still a murderer, so I usually work with my head on my waistband…]

Cat Yashiki: [Eh? 】

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　Thanks to Yu Tian, ​​Tian Orange for their sweet tickets, and Yu Tian for their tip!
　　Regarding the update: The new book issue has two chapters per day, and one chapter will be updated before [-]:[-] noon and one chapter will be updated before [-]:[-] pm, which means that I have more time to proofread the manuscript that day (fishing is more successful).

　　PS: If you have similar questions, you can just ask them directly in the chapter. After all, you are just a newcomer, and there are few people, so you can come back completely (covering your face and crying), and you don’t need to spend money on Qreading to ask questions. Just keep the coins until the first order (crazy hint).Also, thank you very much for following up on watering, I love you~
　　
　
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