He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 260

"???" Nekoyashiki was confused again.

He thought about it carefully, then raised his eyebrows and opened his mouth.

"this……

I said Xiaoqin, if I remember correctly, you should have been completely isolated from the outside world for five years, that is, for the past 13 years in Ninja Village, right? "

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Kamijou answered immediately, not quite understanding why Nekoyashiki suddenly changed the subject and asked this.

Nekoyashiki continued to ask on his own: "Before the protective barrier opened and lost control, did you have frequent contact with the outside world? Can you watch outside TV programs in the village?"

"Hmm..." Kamijou stroked his fair cheeks and thought for a while.

Then he replied: "Not too often.

If you think about it carefully, although you can often see various books and newspapers, there are always no TV programs. "

"Then I'm relieved!" Nekoyashiki lowered his arms and relaxed his shoulders.

The whole person felt relaxed physically and mentally after drinking two liters of 'Polyethylene Glycol Electrolyte Powder' when he was severely constipated.

Two seconds later, he confirmed again: "So, I must have been hacked to death by an ordinary, meaningless, ordinary hatchet, right?"

Why does Nekoyashiki ask such a question?

Since Ninja Village was isolated from the world more than ten years ago, the drama "Day on Campus" should have never been played!
Kamijou also didn't know about the hatchet stem, so the death of Nekoyashiki because of the hatchet had no meaning.

In this way, not only the method of death is determined.

He also secretly preserved his reputation as a good man!
If you die, you will die. You can't lose your innocence!

"No no no! That's not the case."

However, Kamijou shook his head like a rattle, and the braids tied with red rope swayed on his shoulders.

"Looking at the prophecy in the dream, little brother, you are completely in two boats because of emotional disputes, that's why you were hacked to death by a certain woman with a hatchet with a deep meaning!"

Nekoyashiki: […]

"why?

Not to mention that I am a good man with absolute loyalty to emotions, there is absolutely no possibility of death due to misbehavior.

The point is that you are in this isolated place, how would you know about the 'hatchet stem'? "

Nekoyashiki doesn't understand, he really doesn't understand!
"Huh? Is this the point?"

Kamijou raised his smooth right hand and scratched his fair cheek with his index finger.

"You are still curious about this at a critical moment of life and death?
Brother, what you focus on is really strange.

In fact, the reason is very simple.

The things that my brother sent over before were not only souvenirs, but also high-end gadgets such as laptops, projectors, and generators.

He was probably afraid that I and everyone in the village would be bored, so he thoughtfully downloaded various types of film and television works.

Even if the equipment sent in cannot use the Internet, I can still broadcast open-air movies, drama animations and other things to refresh everyone in the village.

And among the several T hard disk resources sent by my brother, there is a drama "Day on Campus" that deeply explores issues of human nature and ethics. "

Nekoyashiki turned his head viciously.

【superior!strip!sincerity! 】

Mr. Kamijou, who was worried about his sister, had been staring at this side for a moment and did not dare to relax for a moment.

Now suddenly being glared at by those eyes full of murderous intent in the hole of the fox mask, I can't help but feel a chill down my back...

Nekoyashiki turned his head indignantly.

【Speaking of which, if it is according to what Kamijou said.

Didn't the whole village, men, women and children sit outside together in Ninja Village?

Watch a series of big scenes where Brother Cheng picks up girls, pushes girls, gets girls, changes girls and even loses his head? 】

"Hiss~" The embarrassment that surpassed the ancient time and space rushed to his face, swept through Nekoyashiki's mind like a tsunami, and he couldn't help but gasp...

Eat melons, points +200.

What Brother Cheng Ninja Village!

So terrifying!
Looking at Mr. Kamijou again, Nekoyashiki's mood suddenly eased a lot.

After all, Mr. Kamijou's name is Kamijou'sincere'. With this word alone, it must be difficult to live in a village where everyone is familiar with nice boats in the future, right?

This cannot be said to be self-inflicted.

It can only be said that it is self-inflicted!

"I said...Miss Kan, can you promise me one thing?" Nekoyashiki asked.

"Please tell me, brother, as long as I can do it!" Kamijou agreed without hesitation, not caring that he was a 'scumbag'.

After all, in her eyes, even if the little brother in front of her couldn't control the hanging before, he was already giving her final wishes...

"About my imminent death with a hatchet, I still hope you can help me keep it a secret, and don't tell anyone." Nekoyashiki said.

It's better not to let people know about this.

If ordinary people were in his situation, they might really have to wait for death, confess their identities, and say goodbye to their best friends.

But who is he?
The young man determined to control his life, the owner of the melon-eating aid, the husband of Fuyuki, and the nekoyashiki Haiyin-sama!

Isn't it just Yan Wang urging his life?
King Yan must have him tattooed on his body to keep him safe!
Nekoyashiki isn't afraid of such a small matter, is he?

It's not that he's bragging, as long as the one holding the hatchet isn't Winter Moon God himself...

Nekoyashiki felt a little flustered when he thought that he had just carried another woman on his back...

But it's not a big problem, given his understanding of Miss Dongyue.

Lord Shenming is so kind and loves him so much, he will definitely not chop him with a hatchet.

At most, he was accidentally eunuched while imitating the delicate character.

……

Nekoyashiki began to rummage through the points mall obediently, looking for suitable props...

"That's natural!
This is what I told you alone.

Is there anything else I can help with? "Kamijou was quite generous to the dead.

Nekoyashiki raised his head for a moment to think about it, and then said:

"It is true that there are, and I have to ask again.

Does the prophecy you made have a limited time to take effect?

Will it be realized within a while of enchantment trials? "

To be honest, Nekoyashiki now has some suspicions that this sudden death prophecy has something to do with the trial.

He is such an honest and dedicated man.

In the real world, there is really no reason to be given a hatchet by Winter Moon God or other women for stepping on two boats.

But if the guardian enchantment is used to test oneself in the form of constructing an illusion.

For example, sending a D-cup, an S-attribute who loves to step on people, and a woman with cat ears and glasses who only wears a white shirt to test him, an old cadre...

Of course, this level of nekoyashiki can still withstand it.

But if 'Jie Ling Yu Ji' erases his memory first, and then feeds him a catty of Xing Ye's specialty 'that what can't be moved'.

Afterwards, use the above-mentioned vicious method to reward cat-eared girls...

Ah, no, to punish him.

Then he really might not be able to bear it!

In case you are stepped on and lose your mind.

Cool... no, it's too painful.

And just at this time, the omnipotent Miss Dongyue broke through the blockade of the inner world, and rushed to her very worriedly...

(End of this chapter)