He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 213 203. Wisdom Fighting Buffy Assassin [Two in one!Ask for a monthly pass! 】

"So, would you like to try our new challenge, 'Extra Large Parfait Ice Cream Fruit Tart'?
Now it's a special offer, if you can eat it up within an hour, you can also enjoy a half price discount~
For everyone who goes out to play with six people, it is definitely a value-for-money choice! "

The beautiful salesperson recommends enthusiastically with a pleasant and charming voice like a succubus.

Stretching out his tender white hand, he turned over the plastic menu in Kamijou's hand.

[So it was to promote new products...] Nekoyashiki suddenly understood.

Looking down with Mr. Kamijou, there is indeed an option on the back of the menu for 'Super Large Parfait Ice Cream Fruit Tart'.

Nekoyashiki took a closer look, and then turned to look at the normal small parfait.

Then calculate the total grams mentally. In terms of weight alone, a super large is definitely more than double the amount of seven small parfaits, but the price is only a little more than nine small parfaits.

Judging by the weight, it is obviously worth it, but Nekoyashiki knows that the weight alone does not prove that the cost of the parfait is higher than that of the Jiufen mini parfait, and it also depends on the proportion of materials.

However, Nekoyashiki was still very excited when he saw the display pictures of the oversized parfait...

After all, it's big!

When it comes to food that can be eaten, big often means good!It means cool!
Of course, Miss Dongyue's breasts still have to be excluded!
Only this pair of food, he likes small ones.

While the boy was hesitating, the restless voice of the salesperson suddenly entered Nekoyashiki's mind.

【bring it on!The two little guys, under the temptation of half price, hurry up and order now~
Obedient children, sister, I will praise you~]

Nekoyashiki raised his eyebrows, he didn't have any sexual interest in his sister's compliments, the main reason was that he was a little curious about how he was 'deceived'.

"But, if the parfait is half priced, wouldn't the store lose money?" he asked, trying to arouse the salesperson's thinking.

"After all, it's a new product. Even if our store makes less money, we still want to show you the product first~" the salesperson said with a smile.

In my heart: [Sister, I’m not lying, the product has only been out for half a year, isn’t it normal to barely count it as a new product?

But it is impossible to let the store suffer at half price~
This kind of parfait, six people will definitely not be able to eat it for an hour~
Because precious fruits and nuts are added less, cheap ice cream that is cheap and can’t eat too much is very important~
Eat super parfaits~
My head~ will freeze~
Become a ~little fool~
For me ~ growth performance ~]

As the rival of 'Nugget Man', the salesperson of 'Buffy Assassin' became happier the more he thought about it, and even hummed a brisk self-made song in his heart...

On the surface, he still maintains a bright and kind smile.

Eat melons, points +200.

Cat Yashiki: "..."

【Good guy! 】

Nekoyashiki called him a good guy.

Master Dongyue's delicate and cute face flashed in his mind.

And the bloody mouth that swallows pork chops in seconds...

[Sister, you just played a game and directly moved into the enemy's spring to die!

Sun Wukong somersaulted directly into the Buddha's crotch, right?
Everyone goes in seven times and goes out seven times with an umbrella, you are giving up your defenses and can only get in and out!

Such a game is not afraid of pregnancy?
Playing tricks in front of our Winter Moon God?

Isn't this playing summoning souls in front of King Yan Luo - madly giving performance? 】

Nekoyashiki's evaluation of this "evil and beautiful sister" is just five words: "It is equivalent to suicide."

"Girls have their own stomach-filled desserts, plus there are two of you guys and the strong uncle just now.

You can definitely succeed in the challenge within an hour~" Buffy Assassin continued to bewitch.

How duplicitous!
Originally, Nekoyashiki was a little embarrassed about the fact that "it will definitely be half price today".

Now, he decides to carry out justice, and 'goodwill' teaches Buffy Assassin to be a man again!

"Then we're going to make this extra-large!" he said with a smile, pointing at the picture with his right index finger.

The corner of the salesperson's mouth turned up, and he almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but he still restrained himself.

"Okay, seven hot spring eggs, one 'Super Large Parfait Ice Cream Fruit Tart'!"

She was about to turn her head and shout to the production room.

Nekoyashiki smiled and waved his hands, "No, no, you misunderstood, we don't want one share, but four."

"Huh???" Buffy Assassin froze for a moment.

The half-twisted neck was fixed as if someone had slapped it hard, and then it was twisted back as if it had been slapped a second time.

"What did you say? Four...four?"

She couldn't believe her ears for a moment, she subconsciously confirmed.

Seeing Nekoyashiki nodded decisively, not joking at all.

Buffy Assassin's mind is a little confused:
[Four copies?Four servings of oversized parfaits are enough to wash your hair twice!
Why did this little handsome guy become stupid even though he hasn't eaten ice yet?

Brain disease at a young age? 】

It's not her fault, as soon as Nekoyashiki said that.

Even Comrade Kamijou twitched his lips and looked over with a surprised expression.

"Actually, it was a girl named Dongyue who was traveling with us who liked ice cream very much.

I think she would feel very romantic and happy if she could eat four super-sized ice creams at the same time. "

Neko Yashiki explained to 'Buffy Assassin' and told Kamijou the reason by the way.

This sentence is the complete truth, although it may not necessarily feel romantic.

But eating four giant parfaits at once, the aliens might be so happy!

Last article: "So it's Dongyue classmate..."

For some reason, when I heard that Dongyue Cai Cai likes to eat, Brother Ninja immediately felt that ordering four portions of Parfait was normal...

Cat Yashiki: "..."

Only then did he discover that Winter Moon God's 'supernormal normalization' ability can not only be used remotely.

It can even plant seeds in the minds of people around them, causing people to change their common sense.

Comparable to the "common sense replacement" function on the hypnosis app in the "The Wife Next Door Hypnosis Series"...

Eat melons, points +200.

The progress line is improved, and the points are +4000.

"But four servings is too much..." Buffy Assassin couldn't help saying.

Nekoyashiki was happy to hear that.

So I decided to give her another chance.

"Then look, how many servings should we order? If the muscular man just now is not counted." He asked.

Give the right to choose to 'Buffy Assassin', hoping she can correct her evil ways.

"Since it's a friend's dream, then... let's get four..." Buffy Assassin couldn't resist the temptation to raise his salary in the end.

"By the way, if we eat all four parfaits in an hour, we should all enjoy half the price, right?"

Nekoyashiki confirmed in advance to avoid the other party going back on their word.

"Indeed it is.

But no matter how you think about it, it's impossible.

It's not wise to spoil your stomach for half price..."

"That's it." Nekoyashiki interrupted her directly.

Walking to the wooden circular dining table in front of the counter, Nekoyashiki and Kamijou pulled over the empty chairs to help the girls get ready.

As soon as he sat down, a familiar voice came from behind Nekoyashiki.

Turning around, it was Dongyue and the three of them.

The cheeks of the girls were all flushed, like three red apples that had just been picked from the tree, extraordinarily tender and attractive.

Miss Shi Ying was in the middle, with Hui Hui on her left arm, and Fuyu Moon God on her right arm.

Chatting and laughing all the way, it's like a good girlfriend who has been together for many years and has never been separated.

Especially between Miss Shi Ying, Winter Moon God and Hui Hui.

Before entering, there was a vague sense of distance and restraint, as if it had been completely washed away by the hot spring water.

Just soaking in a hot spring together, how can the friendship between the girls really improve so much?
Nekoyashiki was a little surprised.

The keen Miss Ishizakura was the first to see Nekoyashiki and Kamijou, and immediately raised her hand to say hello.

come closer.

Miss Fuyutsuki let go of Ishizaura Shiroyuki's arm, and walked to Nekoyashiki in two steps.

There is a faint fragrance coming from the tip of the nose, it doesn't look like a girl walking over, but rather like Cat Yashiki floating into the lotus pond in a small boat.

Looking up, the girl's wet short hair is close to her rosy cheeks, and there are still unfinished water droplets on her white and red collarbone, shining brightly under the lamp, like an octagonal diamond.

After sitting down next to her, Miss Fuyuki opened her soft little hands, like inserting a key, and inserted her tender and white hands into the palm of Cat Yashiki.

Get eaten melon, points +200. ×4
"I'm sorry for the long wait, Minister, Vice Minister Kamijou, I lost track of time a little bit." Ms. Shi Ying smiled slightly, apologetically.

Nekoyashiki waved his hands hastily, even saying that it's fine and he should enjoy it.

"It's a good thing you came out in time, otherwise, Haiyin and I would eat up all the delicious food served in a while." Kamijou joked.

"Is there anything to eat?" Shi Ying asked.

While turning her head to look at the counter of the dim sum shop, she was as keen as she, and had already guessed the source of the food.

"Master Kamijou treats guests with a hot spring egg and a large parfait!" Nekoyashiki explained.

"That's great!" she said, holding Megumin's shoulders and arranging her to sit next to Kamijou.

[What a qualified audience who is working hard to create melons and sugar all the time! 】 Nekoyashiki admired.

Huihui sat down, blushing inevitably.

Eat melons, points +200.

Mr. Kamijou also clearly felt this, so he took the initiative to find a topic.

"Is the hot spring comfortable enough?" He asked Huihui.

"Hmm! It couldn't be better." Hui Hui smiled and nodded slightly.

The next second, as if thinking of something, his face turned red again, and his smile stopped suddenly.

The girl buried her head shyly, as if she didn't dare to look at Kamijou.

The strange performance made Monk Tiao Zhang Er puzzled.

Huihui thought to herself: 【That's where Dongyue and Shi Ying were pinched here and there...

It's really embarrassing...]

Nekoyashiki: "???"

[Meihui, what does this mean? 】

Nekoyashiki couldn't understand for a while.

No, to be precise he could understand it, but he wasn't sure if he understood it correctly.

[Where and there that Huihui thinks of, is it really that and there that I think?

The sour kind?
No way?Why is Master Dongyue doing this?I didn't teach her...]

Nekoyashiki suddenly bit his lower lip.

Several happy experiences of Dongyue's tender body printed on the palm of her hand flashed in her mind...

The culprit was myself...

"It's very comfortable~ But Xiao Dongyue really likes to be funny, Minister, you must punish her well~" Ms. Shi Ying said with a smirk, and there was a deep meaning in her words.

"Uh...oh." Nekoyashiki agreed.

Ms. Shi Ying said in her heart: [But having said that, it is extremely dangerous to be caught by Xiao Dongyue!

In case you subconsciously use that trick...]

Miss Shi Ying's mind flashed the image of reflexively smashing the watermelon.

Cat Yashiki: "..."

Eat melons, points +200.

Shi Ying's thoughts didn't stop: [Besides, Xiao Dongyue squeezed it really hard after grabbing it, people thought the grapes would be crushed...]

Eat melons, points +200.

Cat Yashiki: "..."

This time my jaw almost fell on the table.

[Master Dongyue?What have you done!

It must be too skilled!

I didn't teach you about this!

After all, how could you do such a thing!

Do you think you are the hero in the harem comics?
Shameless!

You didn't even ask me to come with you!
Of course, it is impossible for me to agree to do such a thing if I am as upright as I am.

It seems that if you have the opportunity, you must ask for your impressions... Ah no, no, it is necessary to give Winter Moon God some psychological counseling! 】

At this time, Buffy Assassin brought up the hot spring eggs, and said that Buffy's quantity is really large, and he will have to wait a little longer.

I have to say that aside from the Buffy Assassin, the hot spring egg pour in the hot spring shop is indeed very authentic.

The egg whites of the eggs boiled in low-temperature hot spring water have not yet been fully formed, and the top of the sterile eggs has a big mouth.

Serve in matching paper cups.

Just pick it up and pour it over, and the whole egg will flow into the paper cup.

There are soy sauce, chopped green onion and other condiments at the bottom of the cup.

With the force of the impact, the scattered egg whites are mixed with the dark soy sauce seasoning at the bottom of the cup, gradually producing an attractive dark red color.

Reminds Nekoyashiki of Miss Fuyutsuki's little tongue.

Can't wait to take a sip, it doesn't look like eating eggs, but like eating soft bean curd.

The semi-solidified egg white and golden egg yolk are naturally broken in the process of sipping, and when they pass over the gums and tongue coating, the taste is a hundred times smoother than soft-boiled eggs.

All in all, it is sticky and warm, and the faint soy sauce aroma spreads in the mouth, bringing a unique taste.

One bite, very warm stomach!

Compared with boiled eggs, it seems that hot spring eggs are easier to digest. If there is no parfait, Nekoyashiki really wants to have two more.

Judging by everyone's expressions, they should also like it.

Master Dongyue is going to eat eggshells.

Neko Yashiki stopped.

After enjoying the hot spring eggs, the oversized parfait was finally served, which was basically similar to the picture, served in a large goblet.

But to be precise, that thing has only the basic shape as a cup.

Look at the size, it's better to say it's a barrel...

When the first one was served, everyone cheered and praised Vice Minister Kamijou for his greatness.

But when all four barrels were served, everyone except Miss Dongyue showed embarrassment.

Even Kamijou, who had been mentally prepared for a long time, gave birth to "I can't make it today after seeing the real thing." 'Thoughts...

Nekoyashiki poked Fuyuki with stars in his eyes.

After the jammer was turned on, everyone gradually accepted it.

Nekoyashiki pushed three of them directly to Miss Fuyutsuki to solve.

One left and decided to settle with the rest.

"Okay! Then eat it up in one go!"

Nekoyashiki did not forget to encourage the big guys before the start, like a general who boosted morale before the expedition.

"Oh!" Everyone raised their fists, and their momentum suddenly rose.

Start the heroic battle!
After one round, the results are quite fruitful!
After two rounds, the cat's house was slumped on the table, with his arms powerlessly resting on the table, like a salted fish that had been turned upside down to dry.

he has had enough...

It is not possible to specify today...

……

　Abba aba~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)