The world is an actor

Chapter 428 Xiao Fan, I'm That Arrogant, Come Hit Me!
"Hahaha, the old playwright has finally been questioned!"

"Since when did Xiao Fan's head become so bright, ****, let's get rid of the streaking king!"

"Interesting and interesting, for some reason, I suddenly found a feeling of watching "I Can Really Cultivate a Fairy"!"

"Me too, it's like Fang Xiu has returned!"

"Things seem to be getting interesting!"

Xiao Fan opened his eyes wide, his honest and straightforward face coupled with his innocent rhetorical question, directly made the well-prepared Li Xundao speechless, and stood on the spot in a daze.

The extremely contrasting scene even attracted countless audiences in front of the live broadcast screen to laugh and cry, shouting and leaning back.

"Li Xundao has encountered a soft nail. If I am not selfless and can give up my personal grievances for the pursuit of art, today I really want Li Pitt to sacrifice for work!"

Chen Yimou couldn't help laughing, but he still ordered Taoist Huang Ye and other supporting actors who were about to appear on the stage to slow down their pace to give Li Xundao some time to restore the situation.

"Master, so which one is more important? Is it me or the question in your mind?"

"You really don't want me to die, or are you just being polite?"

"Master, you don't need to say it. It's my disciple who made a mistake. He even questioned the sincerity and sincerity of the master towards me. Don't worry, the master. After I have achieved my magic, I will come back to avenge you and kill the enemy with my own hands in front of your grave! "

Xiao Fan spoke continuously, and he didn't give Li Xundao, who was already dumbfounded, a chance to speak. After all, it was Fang Xiu's voice transmission, if he spoke slowly, he might not be able to connect.

"Teacher, listen to me... grass!"

Li Xundao's eyes are wide open, he can't argue with anything, he only hates himself for setting up a person too high and too deadly, under the attention of hundreds of millions, even if he wants to destroy his persona, he can't do it!

After all, interpretation is life!

"Hahaha, Fang Xiu, you did this to Li Xundao on purpose before, right?"

Above the main hall, the little monk Wuxin was amused by Li Xundao's embarrassment.

"That's not true, I was just purely wanting to be brave!"

Fang Xiu smiled. The reason why Li Xundao ran naked several times in the show, and he wanted to die, at least [-]% of the reasons were that his actor's self-cultivation was not in place!

As long as Li Xundao held back when he was buried alive for the first time, he didn't have to suffer the double physical and mental shocks that followed, and he changed from an old artist with both virtue and art to an old porn star.

"Master, take care of yourself. This disciple will leave the sect from today onwards, wandering all over the world, with nowhere to call home, eat soft food from all kinds of families, and steal thousands of exercises. One day, he will become the most famous Taoist supreme in this continent. Supreme leader!"

Under Fang Xiu's sound transmission, Xiao Fan patted Li Xundao's weak shoulder jerkyly, and said: "Master, let's say goodbye. If there is a fight in a while, you can ask Taoist Huang Ye to act more quickly and bear with it." I don't know anything!"

"Rebellious disciple, are you cursed to die for your teacher? Are you just watching him being beaten to death without doing anything?" Li Xundao finally found a breakthrough.

"Otherwise, both of us died here, without even a body collector?"

Xiao Fan squinted at Li Xundao, and said indifferently: "What's more, didn't Master ask me to do this? Did you cry for nothing just now?"

"Wow, when did this brat become so eloquent!"

Li Xundao cried out silently, almost collapsing.

He stared blankly at Xiao Fan who had been squinting all the time, feeling that his acting career seemed to be coming to an end.

The surroundings were even more deathly silent, and the thousands of group performers who were watching were at a loss, and they couldn't act at all.

"Taoist Huang Ye brought three apprentices to the stage, no matter what, I have to let the story go on!"

"Li Pete is an idiot, let him teach him a lesson. Since he can't save the plot, then act according to the reality. When you beat him later, you don't have to be merciless. After all, this is a reality show, and everyone wants to fight real soldiers!"

Chen Yimou finally couldn't stand it anymore. If he didn't intervene, the plot might collapse.

"Xiao Fan, are you trying to escape?"

On the Qingshi Square, a shout sounded from behind a group of outer disciples, like a thunderous explosion, and immediately all the outer disciples retreated to the sides, leaving a passage, a middle-aged fat man in a yellow robe and a mustache led Followed by three figures of different heights, they walked over in strides.

"I knew you two, master and apprentice, couldn't believe it. The competition we talked about yesterday is going to be shameless today!"

Taoist Huang Ye scolded angrily, and after glancing at Li Xundao, he fell directly on Xiao Fan, with a sigh of disappointment and hatred: "Although the enmity between me and you master and apprentice cannot be resolved , but Li Xundao is nothing more than a bastard who is cheating, you are a good young man, how can you go back on your word and do something in front of you!"

"Yellow leaf old dog, what are you? It's not your turn to scold me today. Even if the suzerain is here in person, if he doesn't talk to me well, I'll force him to throw him up!"

Xiao Fan smiled coldly, and flung his cold and arrogant words directly on Taoist Huangye's face.

"Xiao Fan, you are tired of living a crooked life. You don't know the heights of heaven and earth. You dare to be so disrespectful even to the suzerain. Aren't you afraid that these words will be heard by the law enforcement elders of the sect and punish you!"

Daoist Huang Ye was so shocked that his beard almost stood up, he stared straight at Xiao Fan, and couldn't believe that these words could be said by Xiao Fan.

It's not acting, it's really shocking.

After all, judging from Xiao Fan's performance in the past two months, this is a slightly dull, honest and upright young man, well-behaved, simple and low-key, he will not speak if he can not speak, and he will never show if he can not express.

But now, although he still has that simple and dull appearance, the words he speaks are arrogant and boundless.

"What kind of bullshit is the law enforcement elder, even if the suzerain comes personally, I will still say the same!"

Following Fang Xiu's instructions, Xiao Fan tilted his head slightly and put his hands behind his back. Although his expression was a little awkward, his posture was still quite in place.

"Fang Xiu, is it really okay for him to be so arrogant?"

The savvy little monk was a little worried: "Although he has been promoted by you and has magic weapons to defend himself, he is only a minor repairer in the Qi training period after all. I heard from Li Xundao that the program team borrowed lessons from the previous reality show. There are golden core-level reincarnated immortals and seventh-level supernatural beings sitting in the town!"

"So what, can you really do anything to Xiao Fan?"

Fang Xiu said calmly: "Xiao Fan is the lead actor of the show, Chen Yimou will never give up easily, if he gets injured, it will definitely affect the plot of the reality show, the more serious the injury, the greater the impact, besides, there is no you now Am I here, even if there are a hundred Jindan monks, what's the use of it!"

Fang Xiu has also been the protagonist of a reality show, so he naturally knows Xiao Fan's situation. Although he has been manipulated and teased all the time, if he really acts recklessly and lawlessly, it will force the show crew to regress.

Therefore, if Xiao Fan has been acting according to the thinking mode of a normal person, he will always be in a passive state.

But if he goes completely the opposite way and is unexpected everywhere, he will get the initiative of the show instead.

What Fang Xiu wanted to do was to let Xiao Fan force the program crew to show their feet.

"Okay, okay, what a rebellious, disrespectful brat!"

Taoist Huang Ye is also a seasoned and experienced old drama player, a powerful actor, facing Xiao Fan's outrageous behavior, he quickly calmed down, he held his breath, and his face soon turned red, He looked bloody and angry.

He pointed at Li Xundao and cursed angrily: "Li Xundao, the good apprentice you taught, ignored the sect's laws and insulted the suzerain. Are you guilty?"

"My apprentice doesn't need you to blame me, but if there is any crime, I will bear it!"

Not to be outdone, Li Xundao walked up to Xiao Fan with small trembling steps, and stretched out his arms like an old chicken guarding a chick, protecting Xiao Fan behind him.

"Master, what's the point of talking to him, my monks shouldn't use their tongues, everything should be done with fists!"

However, Xiao Fan took a direct step, flashed out from Li Xundao's side, and said: "I think the Xuantian Haozong traitor is in power. It is taboo for the sect to compete privately, and it has violated the "Xuantianhaozong Clan Regulations"Chapter Article 9310 expressly stipulates in the second article.

But yesterday we were forced to accept a private competition, and today there is an uproar in the Wanyao Mountain, but no one stops it. Could it be that the Wanyao Mountain is not under the jurisdiction of the Department of Essence Medicine and Food, not the Wanyao Mountain of Xuantian Haozong?

As the suzerain, but let the whole sect be in a mess, there are laws not followed, rules are not followed, law enforcement is lax, choose to enforce the law, what kind of virtue does the suzerain have, it is simply unworthy of virtue, bah! "

"Damn it, this young man!"

Li Xundao shrank his whole body, his shoulders shrugged, his neck tightened, his head seemed to be resting on a turtle shell, and he turned his head to look at Xiao Fan in horror.

If Xiao Fan's words before were arrogant and conceited, but now they are clear and well-founded, without a single redundant word.

According to the Zongmen's regulations, according to the Zongmen's background setting of the program group, there is nothing wrong with it.

Daoist Huangye and the three apprentices (supporting roles) behind him were also stunned at the moment.

I have to say that Xiao Fan's words are quite reasonable.

According to this, the four of them' private fight against Xiao Fan was indeed very inappropriate from the perspective of sect law, and even the direction of the script given to them by the screenwriter was actually problematic.

If you still act according to the screenwriter's script, there will be a big bug in the whole play that needs post-processing.

Once handled carelessly, many settings and positions of the previous design will become unreliable.

What rubbish screenwriter!
It's full of loopholes!

Ah, by the way, the editor-in-chief is Chen Yimou.

that can only be said
A hundred secrets are sparse.

After all, with such a large script, it is understandable that there are some problems.

"..."

Chen Yimou stood on the space live broadcast spacecraft, and listened to Xiao Fan's angry reprimand, breaking out in a cold sweat.

His script seems to have the loopholes that Xiao Fan said.

According to the direction of the original plot, after Xiao Fan is defeated, Taoist Huang Ye will expose Li Xundao's evil face and defeat Xiao Fan mentally and materially for the first time.

The big boss of the sect came later, not only severely punishing Li Xundao, but also Daoist Huang Ye was wronged, he would also appreciate Xiao Fan and Michiya Kimura, elevate the status of the two in the sect, and thus introduce Michiya Kimura's important supporting role.

"Check to see if there is any "Xuantianhao Zongmen Regulations" that Xiao Fan mentioned, and what punishment measures?" Chen Yimou asked.

"Director Chen, there is indeed such a rule. The basic punishment is the abolition of martial arts and expulsion from the sect!"

A director's assistant turned on the optical computer and searched for the setting information of the program: "Multiple participation, gang fights, public places, and more than 1000 viewers are all aggravated circumstances of the door regulations. The suppression lasts for a hundred years!"

"Who made up these family rules, a virtual world, how could it be so meticulously made up!" Chen Yimou almost died on the spot.

It is not impossible to adjust the plot, and filling in bugs later is also an option.

But what to do with the current plot, Xiao Fan has already come up with the sect's regulations, if the competition continues, Michiya Kimura's script must be overhauled, and even GG on the spot.

After all, nearly [-] billion viewers are watching here.

Once the plot is distorted, the ratings will plummet, but if it is not distorted, what will Michiya Kimura do?

He is no ordinary fresh meat. I am the head of a military region of the Freedom Alliance, and he came in through the hard way.

In the next few months, the roles will be comparable to the protagonist Xiao Fan.

Just "expelling Michiya Kimura from the program group" in this way, Michiya Kimura's father will definitely not let it go.

Damn, who said that the Liberty Alliance doesn't use the back door and connections.

Chen Yimou scratched his head anxiously.

It's too late to temporarily change the script, the only thing we can do now is to end the private fight.

"Master, don't worry, no one can embarrass us today. At worst, if we go to the main hall of the sect, I will kick the suzerain away and let you be the supreme head teacher of Xuantian Haozong!"

And before Li Xundao's shock subsided, Chen Yimou's thoughts cleared up, and Xiao Fan's next sentence instantly detonated the audience.

"Fuck, is Xiao Fan out of his mind? How dare you say such things!"

"I'll go, what should I do next (how to act), under normal circumstances, if this kind of disobedience is even regarded as treason and rebellion, it is the lightest decision!"

"Good guy, this is the first time I've seen someone who insists on playing himself to death!"

The group performers were about to blow up, if Xiao Fan's words before, could still be understood and accepted.

He is now going to take Li Xundao to be the supreme head of the sect, which is simply beyond the reach of normal people.

Not to mention that this is a reality show, everything must be done according to the logic of the real world, even if it is an act, a minor repair in the Qi training period should take the master who has completely crippled his cultivation base to kick the suzerain of the Golden Core Realm?
Which muscle is wrong?

Chen Yimou: "Okay, okay!"

Taoist Huangye: "Okay, okay!"

This is like giving myself a pillow when I fell asleep. I didn't know how to act, but this guy Xiao Fan took the initiative to hand over the knife that pierced him.

Apprentice disciples of the outer sect are rebellious.

Everyone in the whole clan has the right and the obligation to subdue him, arrest him, and hand him over to the Zongmen Discipline Department!
As for how to proceed with the plot later, there is plenty of time to think about it.

The reality show can also go on as usual, Xiao Fan is first put in the Zongmen Prison, and he uses some tricks in the prison, arranging a few prison tyrants and even perverts, just a few or even dozens of bitter dramas.

It can't be said that using tricks can make Xiao Fan feel distorted. This deduction process is also in line with Chen Yimou's pursuit of human nature, art and culture.

Chen Yimou: "Taoist Huang Ye, why don't you go and capture Xiao Fan?"

Taoist Huang Ye shouted violently: "Okay, all the disciples present can give me Huang Ye a testimony, it's not that I have to fight privately with his master and apprentice, it's really that these two people have the idea of ​​treason against the sect , I am going to capture these two people with my three disciples, it is all out of my sincerity to the sect!"

"Li Xundao, Xiao Fan, you two intend to rebel, I will subdue you with my disciples now, remember this is not a private fight, what I said before was just to test you, I have long suspected that you are rebelling again Thinking about it!"

Taoist Huangye spoke righteously, as if he had instantly occupied the high ground of morality and law. He glanced sideways at the three apprentices beside him, and suddenly had an idea.

Although he can directly capture it now, the pre-arranged scenes of the program group will be voided, and the performance of Yaoguo will be greatly reduced. Neither Li Xundao nor Kimura Michiya will be happy.

How about, like this, like this, like this again?

I'm such a little wit.

Thinking of this, Taoist Huang Ye said: "However, although it is a capture, as an outer sect deacon in the foundation establishment period, if I attack a small trainee disciple, it would be disrespectful.

Michiya Kimura, your cultivation level is similar to Xiao Fan, so you can catch him. As for Li Xundao, the teacher will watch him, if he dares to make any moves, I will kill him immediately! "

"Thank you, Master, Kimura will remember it in his heart!"

Michiya Kimura saw the plot was out of control before, and thought that his part in the show was about to disappear, but this move by the real Huang Ye not only instantly fixed the BUG of the previous private fight plot, but also allowed him to shine in this scene The drama continued step by step.

This ugly fat man also went on the road, and after talking to his father, it might not be impossible to add a few brilliant scenes to Taoist Huangye alone.

"Xiao Fan, my name is Kimura Michizai, and I am the closed disciple of Master Huang Ye Taoist. It is a serious crime for you to speak disrespectfully today and disobey the sect. I will arrest you now. I will only smash your limbs and spare your life. You But don't resist!"

Michiya Kimura strode out, his back straight, like a sword or a gun, like a tall and straight jade tree rooted on the bluestone.

Exquisite and prominent facial features, deep eye sockets, high nose bridge, and charming mouth corners, in the breeze adjusted by the field staff, the slightly blond long hair flutters in the wind, showing a handsome and romantic temperament, attracting viewers who watched the live broadcast Countless fan girls, screaming crazily, instantly attracted countless fans.

"Junior Brother Xiao, you must resist, otherwise I will not be able to succeed!"

Michiya Kimura's eyes were like water, and he stood sideways, secretly shouting in his heart.

Whether it can become a blockbuster or not depends on this scene.

I hope that Xiao Fan will not know what is good and what is bad, and give him this chance!

"Just you?"

It was exactly as Kimura Michiya thought, Xiao Fan just glanced at him, then sneered with disdain: "Just because of your useless little white face, a pair of silver-like wax gun heads, strong outside but dry inside, I'm afraid it's just empty. The signature of the table!"

(End of this chapter)