The world is an actor

Chapter 27 I Really Just Want to Slay Demons! (recommendation, collection, follow-up)
"Is she the giant beast just now?"

Fang Xiu pointed to Meng Yuying on the open space with a look of surprise.

Such a terrifying monster turned into a charming and charming Yujie.

This contrast is really a bit scary!
"Great demon of the Golden Core Realm!"

Bai Ling'er nodded and looked up at Fang Xiu: "Put me down, in case something happens, I can run faster than you!"

Ru Lan's breath blew on his face, Fang Xiu looked down, and the alluring scenery came into view.

Lolita's white and tender face and jelly-like lips are only half a second away from her.

"You'll forget it if you don't tell me!"

Fang Xiu didn't hesitate, and immediately put Bai Ling'er on the ground. He looked at Meng Yuying, then at Bai Ling'er, and said hesitantly, "You can't be that scary in person, right?"

"I'm very cute, okay, petite and frail!" Bai Ling'er pouted.

"Well, then I don't have any psychological barriers!"

Fang Xiu nodded.

Bai Linger: "???"

"Monster, can you escape!"

A ray of light fell, interrupting the conversation between the two.

The old figure with white hair, childlike face and immortal demeanor stepped out from the streamer.

"It's him!"

Fang Xiu was no stranger to the old man, he was the one who welcomed him on the first day he traveled.

The deacon of Xuantian Haozong's inner sect, Jiyuan Master Li Xundao!

"I don't like this old man!"

Bai Ling'er frowned, with an unconcealable disgust appearing on her face.

The beast of the cloud spirit understands human nature and can distinguish between good and evil!
"Despicable and shameless, if I hadn't been impacted by Xuantianzong's formation, you would also want to hurt me with a sneak attack!"

Meng Yuying spat out blood, her eyes were firm and unyielding, no trace of fear could be seen on her beautiful and enchanting face.

"If you lose, you lose. How can there be so much nonsense!" Li Xundao sneered and said, "Since you entered my Xuantian Haozong to steal the treasure medicine, you should have expected your end today!"

"Xuantian Haozong has countless precious medicines, I only stole one to save my master, what's wrong?" Meng Yuying said unyieldingly: "Master has the kindness of rebirth to me, if I know that I don't repay the kindness, and ignore it, I will fight with the devil. What a difference!"

"Humans and monsters have different paths. It's been like this since ancient times. You, such a lowly and bloodthirsty bastard, are also worthy of promoting benevolence and morality?"

Li Xundao was very disdainful: "It sounds so ridiculous for a beast to repay a favor one by one!"

"All things are born equal. Although my monster race is born as a beast, we are also psychic, wise, right and wrong, and understand good and evil. All things have animism, and they are all descendants of heaven and earth, so they should live with the human race on an equal footing!"

Meng Yuying was a little excited: "Xuantian Haozong claims to be a famous and upright family, but he sticks to his own opinion, engages in racial discrimination, and refuses to save him. Although my act of stealing pills is reckless, it is also understandable!"

"This old man won't listen to your nonsense, if it falls into my hands today, just listen to me obediently, jie jie jie!"

Li Xundao's previous two sentences sounded normal, but the laughter behind him turned a bit off.

"Little evildoer, I received two swords from the old man just now, it's just the beginning!"

Li Xundao threw the long sword in his hand on the ground, and stretched out his hand to untie the belt on the Taoist robe.

While explaining, he approached Meng Yuying maliciously.

Seeing the terrified expression on Meng Yuying's charming and pretty face, Li Xundao's heart was really—extremely painful!
It's not his role at all.

According to the initial design of the script, he originally had three major scenes.

But just because he improvised, he patted Fang Xiu on the shoulder and said, I can take you as my apprentice.

The director Chen Yimou changed the script on the spot.

As a highly respected old drama player who regards performance as his life, he has to take off his clothes, bare his body, and sell his appearance in front of audiences all over the world.

In the end, he will die in a miserable manner, naked!

Thinking about it, I feel very painful, and I will not be able to protect myself at the end of the day!
But if he refuses to obey, the sky-high liquidated damages will kill him even more.

"Monster, you are lucky to be able to taste the big treasure sword that I have treasured for more than sixty years!"

Li Xundao laughed wantonly and shed tears of excitement.

After this scene, his acting career was completely ruined.

"Master, Ying'er can't save you!"

Meng Yuying was shrouded in despair, helpless tears dripped down her delicate chin, passed across her tender skin, and finally rolled into a bottomless ravine.

With a sad and pitiful pretty face, she was facing the bush where Fang Xiu and Bai Ling'er were.

"Oh my god, that old man actually wants to treat my sister..."

Bai Ling'er has been brewing emotions. Seeing Li Xundao start to take off his clothes, she is also going to work harder to "smear" Li Xundao's persona.

But when she turned around, Fang Xiu had disappeared!

"Senior, wait!"

Bai Ling'er was startled, and turned her head quickly, only to find that Fang Xiu had walked between Li Xundao and Meng Yuying at some point!

Li Xundao: "..."

Meng Yuying: "..."

Bai Linger: "..."

"Fang Xiu? Why are you here!"

Li Xundao was about to take off his pants, he grabbed his belt with a shocked expression on his face!
Is this something normal people can do?
Every fool knows that he wants to commit a crime right now!
As a young disciple with low strength, he took the initiative to stand up when the high-level sect was plotting against the law?

Aren't you afraid of being silenced?

Wouldn't it be nice to hide in the grass for nothing?

You come out, how can I act?
"The disciple received the task of Elder Mu Mi at Tianpu Peak, and was about to return to Wanyao Mountain, but unexpectedly, he was lucky enough to see the feat of the senior who subdued demons and demons!"

Fang Xiu bowed and saluted: "Senior slays demons and eliminates demons, defends Taoism and Tianxuan, self-sacrifice for others, and selfless spirit is really admirable by disciples!"

"Ahem, this is the old man's duty!"

Li Xundao coughed twice to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere, but his brain was running fast, not knowing how to replay the plot back to the set track.

"But I think seniors can't just kill this witch!" Fang Xiuxie said: "Instead, we should conduct an in-depth analysis of her behavior and explain it in an orderly manner, so that she can know why she was wrong, where she was wrong, and how to correct her in the future! "

"In short, we must give her a profound ideological education with the aim of learning from past mistakes and avoiding future ones, curing illnesses and saving lives!"

Fang Xiu turned around and looked Meng Yuying up and down several times before he with difficulty withdrew his gaze.

I sighed secretly in my heart: This witch is really not simple, she can unknowingly cast a charm on me, bewitching my indestructible Dao heart!

"You don't have to!"

Li Xundao was shocked.

This Fang Xiu is too good at talking.

If it wasn't for acting, he really had the idea of ​​killing someone to silence him.

But who can tell me how to perform this play?

It's very urgent to wait online.

"Sanctified!"

Meng Yuying's eyes flickered, and she suddenly let out a cold and piercing laugh: "Little Taoist priest, you have said so much, don't you just want to go up together, come on, ravage me together, come on and pretend!"

"It turns out that you and I are on the same path!"

Li Xundao's eyes lit up, he patted Fang Xiu's shoulder vigorously, showing the original smile, but said in his heart: Who said vases can't act?
Fang Xiu: "..."

"In this case, I will come first, and you will be the queen!"

Li Xundao laughed, passed Fang Xiu, and rushed towards Meng Yuying without taking off his pants.

Anyway, according to the development of the plot, as soon as he pounced on him, Meng Yuying would counter-kill him.

As for him having to take off his clothes, it was just director Chen Yimou's punishment for him.

Although Fang Xiu's appearance disrupted some situations, it finally gave him an excuse to save the last bit of dignity in his acting career!
(End of this chapter)