The world is an actor

Chapter 145 I can't do it anymore, hey, I can do it again!

Chapter 145 I can't do it anymore, hey, I can do it again!
"Program group, what about the foreshadowing? What about the design? What about Fang Xiu's failure once?"

"That's it? At least there is a battle with Fang Xiu. What kind of soul hall lord died after playing for a minute?"

"Although I know that the show crew didn't do it on purpose, but if this goes on, who would dare to play against Fang Xiu? In the future, they can only be replaced by bionics!"

"Bionics? The low-end ones are cheap, and I've already saved more than a dozen categories for serving tea, pouring water, and warming the bed. The high-end combat-oriented ones are ridiculously expensive. If you can do two tricks with Fang Xiu, I'm afraid." It's going to be expensive!"

"There is no doubt that the boss upstairs, the student party saved half a year's breakfast expenses, and they only bought a second-hand one!"

"According to the gossip, the martial substitutes who will appear this time are all from the first star circle. Although the scale is not large, they are also registered formal employment groups!"

"Fang Xiu's strength may have reached the level of the battle group leader!"

"It's scary. A reality show has been on the air for more than 20 days, and it has created a space warrior commander? The program team has a unique vision!"

"Hehe, I thought the frozen people 300 years ago were easy to fool, but it turned out to be even more violent. 300 years ago, that was the era before the catastrophe. The ancestor religious program group is a man!"

The program team reported the plot of the Lin Fu tragedy with high expectations, and it ended with Fang Xiu's absolute crushing.

Compared with the previous episodes, the only improvement is that Fang Xiu was imprisoned for less than half a minute.

Until Fang Xiu landed, Fang Xiu, the lifelong enemy who returned strongly in the trailer, didn't even see a shadow, which is a bit baffling.

But the big story of Beijia Lake is coming soon, and Fang Xiu will start absconding to practice again. The audience is still full of expectations for the development of the follow-up story.

After all, once Fang Xiu escapes, the program team will get busy again!
"Where's Lin Xian? Why is this guy late again? I have to completely ban him this time, no matter who says it won't work!"

In the program headquarters, Chen Yimou looked at the mercenaries running around in the screen with a livid expression.

If Lin Xian could make his appearance on time, within half a minute of Fang Xiu's accusation, he would turn the tide and repel the remnants of the Hall of Souls. With Fang Xiu's character of hiding as long as he can, he would definitely not make a move.

Jason will not be disabled, and neither will dozens of mercenaries.

The program group does not have to pay huge medical expenses and compensation.

"Director Chen, according to the positioning information, Lin Xian has arrived at the No. 2 crater [-] minutes ago, but he doesn't know what happened, he has been circling in circles!"

A staff member in charge of information processing raised his hand and said with some hesitation: "According to the system monitoring data, during this period, Lin Xian's mood fluctuated greatly, irritable and incompetent, and the weight of his equipment decreased intermittently. It weighs about one or two kilograms!"

"One or two kilograms? Or intermittent reduction!"

Chen Yimou had black question marks all over his face.

The props team prepared Lin Xian's appearance props, the lightest one, weighing more than ten catties.

Fuck, this guy can't be a high-altitude toss*!
Chen Yimou felt a chill.

Is this also worthy of being called a fresh meat idol?
This is simply the perfect material for taking the blame!
It will definitely be on the headlines tomorrow. Not only can it divert attention and reduce the public's attention to Fangxiu, but it can also take the blame for the program group.

It's not that our plan was unfavorable, but that Lin Xian had a stomachache halfway through.

……

"Palace Master, you are so seriously injured, you can't recover without half a month of cultivation, how will our sisters survive this!"

Inside the crater, there was devastation everywhere, and the mourning was loud.

It was also the first time Fang Xiu had seen such a tragic situation since he was reborn.

Nearly half of the Lin family suffered casualties. Without 20 years of recuperation, it would be very difficult for them to return to their previous heyday.

"Palace Master Wei, the three elders, please mourn!"

Fang Xiu cupped his hands to comfort them, and was about to bid farewell to several people, when suddenly there was a sound of piercing in the air, from far to near.

"Ahhhhhh, who will save me!"

Fang Xiu looked up, and saw a figure flying out of the dark clouds abruptly in mid-air, as if he had lost his balance, and fell staggeringly into the lake.

"Damn ugly bird, you are insane, you will pluck me as soon as you meet!"

Not long after, a figure dressed in golden armor and holding a golden spear cursed and swam from the bottom of the lake to the shore, but climbed up to the shore with both hands and feet.

"Lin Xian?"

Fang Xiu was a little surprised when he saw the figure floating in the lake.

I haven't seen you for three days, but Lin Xian is still as handsome as ever.

Shining with golden light, the heavy armor engraved with the patterns of three mountains and five mountains, lakes, seas and great rivers covers the whole body. He is extraordinary and has the temperament of the son of the emperor.

A pair of giant wings spread out on the back, adding a bit of evil spirit and evil spirit.

Of course, if the wings have hair.

"I seem to be late?"

Lin Xian wiped away the water stains on his face, and looked around blankly.

The remnants of the Soul Palace have long since disappeared, and the father who should have died tragically and the three aunts are hugging each other shamelessly.

So, who performed my play?

Seeing Fang Xiu, who was dressed in a green robe and unstained by mortal dust, gently waved his hand, and dozens of small swords flew back gracefully and put them in his cuffs.

Lin Xian looked at the vulgar golden armor on his body again, feeling sad for no reason.

Who did you provoke?

A few hours ago, he was notified by the program group that the follow-up plot of Lin Fu can be staged again.

He is also Fang Xiu's lifelong enemy.

Although the risk factor of playing opponents with Fang Xiu is getting higher and higher, but no matter how miserable it is, it can't be more tragic than no acting.

So he wore the emperor soldier tailor-made for him by the program team, and rushed here in a hurry.

Along the way, before the play started, he was already fantasizing about his life as a shameless couple in front of the screen with Zi Yan.

But who would have imagined that, so close to the set, he was caught by a big hairless bird that appeared out of nowhere, and after three or two punches to faint, he began to pluck the feathers of the phoenix wings behind him.

Ten out of ten of his current body shape is all on these wings.

"Junior Brother Lin Xian don't need to be too sad. Although the Lin Mansion suffered such a catastrophe, fortunately, Palace Master Wei and the three elders are all fine, and there is still a possibility of recovering in the future!"

Seeing that Lin Xian's face was ashen and his eyes were gloomy and sad, Fang Xiu couldn't help but stepped forward and comforted him softly.

"Thank you, Senior Brother Fang, for helping me out!"

Seeing Fang Xiu approaching, Lin Xian was slightly refreshed.

Fang Xiu came, didn't the camera also come.

As long as I can tell the plot setting of the adventure in front of the camera, there is no possibility that it will be rewritten into the plot in the future.

"But senior brother Fang may not know that I am not what I used to be, even if senior brother didn't make a move..."

Lin Xian organized his words, and was about to tell what happened to him and his current strength, when Fang Xiu, standing in front of him, suddenly frowned.

"It's that strange bird!"

Fang Xiu planned to exchange some pleasantries with Lin Xian before leaving, but while Lin Xian was talking, he suddenly noticed a very familiar aura appearing nearby.

An aura that is very similar or even identical to the aura in his body!
Fang Xiu followed the air mechanism and looked through the faint mist above the crater. A furtive, hairless bird head just happened to poke its head out of the clouds, and looked at him suspiciously.

"Goo!"

Seeing Fang Xiu's gaze, the bandit bird's heart skipped a beat, and the "feathers" all over his body seemed to explode.

The bandit was like it, and there was an irresistible sense of fear in his heart for no reason.

Shrinking his head, the bandit turned and fled!
"Junior brother Lin Xian, please tell Miss Gu Yuer for me to go back thousands of miles to Heliang, the old man is dead, let her find a good man and marry her."

Fang Xiu patted Lin Xian on the shoulder, and before the latter could finish speaking, he rose with his sword, swept up the sky, and chased the bandit bird, and disappeared after a few vertical flashes.

"Thank God, it's finally finished!"

Fang Xiu kept his sword away, Wei Kun and the three elders of the Lin Mansion, who were hugging each other without shame and crying, immediately separated.

In the dilapidated building, the wailing and screaming extras with missing arms and legs sat up calmly, took out the mechanical limbs from the broken bricks and rubble, and put them on for themselves.

In one house after another, the little ladies in ragged clothes, bare skin, and tear-stained faces also swayed their waists, and walked out happily, discussing whether tonight's supper should be kebabs or noodles!
"My acting career, fuck me, Fang Xiu, the big bird, wasted my life!"

Lin Xian wanted to cry but had no tears, and was incapable of rage. He took off the golden armor on his body, and smashed madly to vent his anger.

The role of the second male lead, who was originally good, is not as good as the role of a group actor until now.

swish swish

Not long after Fang Xiu left, several light spots galloped from outside the atmosphere and slowly landed over the crater.

But it was five small manned spaceships, and a giant battleship that looked like a giant axe.

"This is the advanced airship Xuanyuan Ax of the Yanhuang Space Marines!"

"Strange, how could it appear here? The Yanhuang mothership and the top ten main ships, unless they encounter extremely special circumstances, generally speaking, they will not stay far from the border of the first star circle!"

The actors were not surprised by the arrival of five civilian small manned spacecraft. This is the means of transportation used by the program crew to pick them up and return to the actor's base.

But the appearance of the battleship Xuanyuan Ax surprised everyone.

Yanhuang Star Warrior, in addition to the Yanhuang Pangu-class mothership, there are ten main battleships second only to the Pangu-class mothership, named after the top ten ancient artifacts.

The battleship Xuanyuan Ax in front of him is one of them.

"Where is Centurion Qin Xiangyun!"

The battleship Xuanyuan Ax floated in mid-air, its huge size was almost like a small land, covering the entire sky, sea and mountains.

A beam of light illuminated the ground, and three tall and burly figures jumped down from the battleship.

When the three Yanhuang space fighters landed, the entire crater seemed to tremble, and the calm lake also had slight ripples.

All the actors present held their breath, not daring to take a breath.

The suffocation and oppression brought by the three Yanhuang interstellar fighters is like three mountains pressing on the top of the head.

Each of these heavily armed interstellar warriors is nearly five meters tall, covered in black armor, with a pair of indifferent eyes sweeping across the armor, looking at the shivering group of performers, as if watching a group of Ant.

"Where is Centurion Qin Xiangyun!"

A Yanhuang interstellar soldier snorted coldly, his voice was like a heavy hammer, hitting everyone's hearts.

"Gudu"

Wei Kun swallowed hard, stretched out his right hand and pointed in a direction.

Seeing this, the Yanhuang interstellar warrior went straight to the low building Wei Kun was pointing at, and didn't even give a hint to Wei Kun's guidance.

Not long after, when the Yanhuang Star Warrior reappeared, he was holding the advanced treatment cabin where Qin Xiangyun was soaked in one hand.

"Yes!"

Although Qin Xiangyun was wrapped in the liquid in the treatment cabin and was unable to speak, she seemed to have the ability to communicate with the Yanhuang space fighters alone.

The Yanhuang Space Marine lowered his head, and after listening for a while, his cold eyes suddenly looked at Lin Xian's position.

"You come back to the ship with me!"

The Yanhuang Star Warrior looked at Lin Xian.

"what!"

When Lin Xian was stared at by the space warriors, he couldn't help but shivered, almost peeing in fear.

"No need, no need, our crew has a boat to pick it up!"

Lin Xian waved his hands in panic, fearful.

Although he had always coveted Qin Xiangyun before, when the real Yanhuang Space Warrior stood in front of him, he had already thrown this desperate idea out of the sky.

Bubble Star Warrior?
This is simply the Chihuahua who has taken a fancy to the Caucasus, and the whole dog is not enough for sewing!

"The centurion has an order, you must go with us, ten days later the story of Beijia Lake, the centurion still needs your cooperation!"

The space warrior didn't give Lin Xian time to react, and walked over directly, holding Lin Xian's belt like a chicken, and leaped towards the main ship Xuanyuan Axe.

"what?"

Lin Xian was in a trance, as if in a dream.

Eh?
I, Lin Xian, seem to be able to do it again?

Not unexpected.

Surprised or not?

(End of this chapter)

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