My Xueba Life Simulator

Chapter 14 Emergencies, disputes caused by 2 yuan

The former good friends in the 303 dormitory have surrounded the roommates in the 302 room, asking for an explanation about Tian Jingrui's wild dog marking the site in the morning.

It is said to ask for an explanation, but in fact it is to complain to Tian Jingrui.

Bai Tongxin and Liu Tianming were two tall men blocking the door, Tian Jingrui was shivering in the dormitory.

The battle between the two sides was about to break out, Gu Feng turned around and wanted to slip away.

At this time, it is better not to go back to the dormitory.

The main reason is that I don't take it seriously, think about it in another way, if a live animal in 303 urinates at the door of my dormitory, I will also punish him.

Just as Gu Feng turned around, he was stopped by Lei Daren, the head of the 303 dormitory.

"Fengzi, don't hide, I've already seen you."

"Brother Feng, come back quickly, the dormitory needs you!"

At this time, Bai Tongxin also shouted at the top of his voice.

Gu Feng sweated, or was he discovered?

He had to go back to the door of the dormitory cursing.

Enemies should be solved rather than knotted. Is there anything that can't be solved by chubby?

If so, give it a shot!
"Daren, it's my birthday today, do me a favor, and I'll invite everyone to roll at the school gate."

Birthdays are fake, but sex is real.

Talking about birthdays is actually an excuse.

"Fengzi, why didn't you say it earlier, my buddies didn't prepare anything for your birthday."

Lei Daren really got on the road and said immediately.

303 The others were still very angry, but for the sake of Gu Feng's treat, they temporarily decided to keep Tian Jingrui's chrysanthemums.

"Fengzi, didn't you celebrate your birthday last month?"

Bai Tongxin carefully whispered in Gu Feng's ear.

Gu Feng gave him a wink, and he understood.

Gu Feng found that the frequency of his recent dinners was a little bit high. Although his financial income has also increased, he couldn't hold back every day.

Fortunately, Tian Jingrui is sensible, and said that this time, he came to treat him.

This matter was originally caused by him, and he had no reason to let Gu Feng pay for it himself.

The 302 elders in the 303/8 dormitory went to the barbecue booth at the school gate in such a mighty way.

The last time they got together like this was when Tian Jingrui was cheated out of 1000 oceans by online dating and was heartbroken.

Speaking of which, Tian Jingrui would have a big speechless incident every once in a while.

At that time, everyone told him that online dating was unreliable, but he didn't believe it. In the end, they borrowed money and blocked him, and then he came to his senses.

Fortunately, the liar has a conscience. After cheating 1000, I can't bear to continue chatting with him, otherwise he may be cheated even more.

The barbecue stall at the school gate has just been set up. They mainly set up a night market, and they don’t open until 6:2 p.m., and they don’t close until [-]:[-] a.m.

The owner of the barbecue stand is a fat middle-aged man. It is said that this barbecue shop has been open in front of the school for several years. After the inspection of several students of Sanchuan University, they all agree that the taste of barbecue is authentic.

But Gu Feng was indeed here for the first time.

The boss specially made several set meals according to the preferences of previous college students.

To meet the needs of highly lazy cancer patients and patients with difficult choices.

Gu Feng looked at the menu, there are three most popular set meals, and there is a single price under the set meals.

Single set meal, 20 skewers of pork + 10 skewers of mutton + 1 piece of fried rice noodles + a piece of leek.

Set meal for two, 40 skewers of pork + 40 skewers of mutton + fried rice noodles + 10 oysters + potatoes + lotus white.

Multi-person set meal, 200 skewers of pork + 60 skewers of mutton + 2 servings of fried rice noodles + 30 oysters + three kinds of vegetables, and others can be added.

"Come on, guys."

Tian Jingrui called everyone to sit down, and said with a smile.

Gu Feng raised his hand: "Wait, don't worry, there is a bug in it."

"bug?"

Bai Tongxin and Liu Tianming looked up at Gu Feng, and Gu Feng handed the menu to everyone.

"Look at the prices on the menu."

The seven looked at the menu, but they didn't see anything.

"Of course the package is cheaper."

Liu Tianming rolled his eyes, he didn't expect that Gu Feng, after becoming a top student, would actually like to have a sense of presence more than himself, what kind of bugs could there be on a menu?

Lei Daren is also a complete scumbag, and he and his roommates did not see the problem with the menu.

The clerk walked up to Gu Feng's table and asked, "May I order?"

"Your family's single set meal is 56 yuan, the double set meal is 99 yuan, and the 6-person set meal is 288 yuan, right?"

Gu Feng asked.

"Yes."

The clerk nodded and said, "I suggest that you can order a 8-person set meal for 6 people, plus a single set meal is enough, or you can also order a la carte. The discount of a la carte is not as great as the set meal."

"Which package is more favorable for the single-person package, double-person package, and multi-person package?"

Gu Feng asked.

"The price is the same, but when you order a set meal, you will get free beer, one bottle for one person, four bottles for two people, and 4 bottles for multiple people."

The clerk felt as if he had encountered a serious student, so he immediately explained.

"Is the portion of fried rice noodles in the three sets the same?"

Gu Feng asked.

"Exactly the same."

The clerk answered firmly.

"Why isn't the price of the fried rice noodles listed?"

Gu Feng asked again, the clerk was about to say that he forgot to write, Gu Feng waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter, I can do the math myself."

Clerk: "???"

Everyone also looked at Gu Feng in bewilderment.

Liu Tianming vaguely felt that Gu Feng was going to start something.

Gu Feng said seriously: "Let's list all the items with the same price in the three set meals, and remove them one by one...the remaining foods are combined with three one-time equations to form a one-time equation set..."

Gu Feng said while typing a draft on the menu.

"Through uncomplicated calculations, we calculated that a serving of fried rice noodles is 12 yuan, but there are two values ​​for y, which are 2 and 12. That is to say, your fried rice noodles can be sold for 14 yuan. , you can also sell it for 12 yuan."

The clerk was stunned on the spot. He worked in a barbecue shop for a year, and it was the first time that he was crushed by a customer on the spot with his IQ.

To be precise, this is the first time someone has calculated the price of fried rice noodles.

Bai Tongxin and Tian Jingrui didn't realize it, but Liu Tianming had already started to recalculate in his brain, and found that Gu Feng was right!Really can get 2 for the price!
"In a system of linear equations in one variable, it is impossible for the same y to have two real roots, so does your Fried Rice Noodles have imaginary roots?"

"Imm... imaginary root?"

Workers and barbecue shop clerks with diplomas only in elementary school feel a series of big question marks on their heads.

"As consumers, we have a right to know the truth."

Gu Feng stared at the clerk with sharp eyes.

"I...I," the clerk was so stunned by him that he had nothing to say, his heart was filled with [-] grass-mud horses galloping, and his mind was imaginary!
"Fuck! Awesome!"

Except for the clerks who have no culture, there are also Lei Daren and the others in dormitory 303. Although they all went to college, they have no ink in their stomachs. They obviously admire Gu Feng very much now, but thousands of words converge on their lips, and they become Four words "Fuck! Awesome"

"Madman, you are a real academic master."

Tian Jingrui gave a thumbs up.

Liu Tianming was very heartbroken. He came to this barbecue restaurant three times and had three chances to find this bug, but he never found it!In the end, he was found out by Gu Feng!

He hated himself for being so lacking in observation! ?

Bai Tongxin showed a calm face, as if he knew about this a long time ago, he is worthy of being a student.

The melon-eating people around who didn't think it was a big deal also gathered around and asked questions one after another.

"Why does your fried rice noodles have two real numbers?"

"Yes, give us an explanation."

"I still line up to buy fried rice noodles every day. I never thought that you would charge based on your mood."

The barbecue restaurant became lively all of a sudden, and the onlookers were the best at fighting the fire, and soon some people wanted to call the 12315 Consumer Protection Association.

"Students, calm down."

Seeing that something was wrong, the chubby middle-aged boss rushed out of the kitchen immediately to solve the problem.

"Students, our fried rice noodles have no imaginary roots, they are all real numbers, and there is only one price. We miscalculated the price of the previous set meal. If you bought the fried rice noodles before, you can return 2 yuan to us with the receipt. .”

The boss is worthy of being the boss, once he opened his mouth, he stabilized everyone.

"Boss, I actually want an Abelian group explanation, can you understand?"

Gu Feng felt that the knowledge of the fat boss was much higher than that of the clerk, at least at the high school level, and he knew the existence of real and imaginary roots, so he discussed with him.

If the fat boss didn't see that there were 8 people in the other party and he was tall and big, he would have wanted to do it now.

God Nima's Abel group explanation? ? ?There is a sentence mmb I don't know if I should say it or not.

Do college students hate it this much?
Because he came out like this, the boss decided not to offer any set meals in the future, and no longer take care of lazy cancer patients and patients with difficult choices. The prices are clearly marked, and I will order slowly for myself!

It was still because the peak period was not reached, and if Gu Feng made such a fuss during the peak period, the loss would be at least several thousand yuan.

After the price of fried rice noodles came down, 8 people ordered a fried rice noodles, 50 mutton skewers per person, plus big kidneys.

Tian Jingrui was afraid that the clerk would spit on the barbecue, so he kept staring at them.

This time, because of an imaginary root, Tian Jingrui saved 16 yuan, while the boss lost at least 500 yuan.

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(End of this chapter)