I can downgrade maintenance

Chapter 248

Life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine.

Zhou Ning found that no matter which world he went to, he would become a mess when he was playing, and big events would be made when he was writing.

Whether this is a koi physique or a lone star of the devil, he can't say.

But he has to admit that he likes the feeling of being crushed all the way now. Although there is a deadly threat like the sword of Damocles looming, from the perspective of living in the moment, he is still relatively happy.

To be fair, if I live so happily all the time, even if 'Ga Beng'er' dies one day, the only regret is that I haven't had enough fun, right?
Rotten Orchard is not too far from Sleepy Hollow, so there is no need to travel as far as before.

Zhou Ning somewhat misses Agnès, even Annie, more precisely, misses the feeling of being accompanied.

So, there happened to be a few college students who wanted to embark on a life-threatening trip to recruit partners and drivers, so he recommended himself.

"I saw an oriental saying, why are there so few white people in Europe and the United States? Because they are too adventurous and always like to die, and if they die, they will die."

Zhou Ning used such a sentence to successfully arouse the interest of several college students, and then let him join the team.

Of course, this is also related to his good looks, good temperament, humor and stories.

Before setting off, he showed the quality of an old driver and inspected the broken minibus these people got from nowhere.

"If you don't want to break down and freeze on the road, and spoil your interest in traveling, it's best to give me a day to take this car to the dealership to clean it up."

The boy named Andy who was the leader among the college students said: "But we haven't prepared for the relevant expenses in our plan."

"So this car is rented, or..."

"A friend of ours brought a car into the group, but there was an emergency at his home. That's why we hired a driver. And this car is his apology gift."

"So, would you mind selling this car to me at the cost of keeping the car chain up during this trip and not requiring you to pay extra for gas?"

Several college students looked at each other, and a girl named Nina said, "If you feel like this, we are taking advantage of you."

"If I think it can be calculated and posted, it is not considered an advantage."

"Okay then. Happy cooperation."

"Ah."

So, Zhou Ning took the car to a repair shop.

"We're generally not interested in scrapped cars," the people there said.

"I'm interested. I'll borrow your site tools for more than ten hours. If I use any parts or consume energy, I'll buy them. This is the borrowing fee. I'll pay [-] knives."

The people there saw that there was no business anyway, so why not do it?

So Zhou Ning began to pack the car.

The next day, when the college students were on the road, Andy said: "Wow, it looks more worn out, and the paint has peeled off even more. It's all painted."

Zhou Ning said: "It mainly depends on the use, you will know when you get in the car."

As a result, after the college students got on the bus, they found that the layout of the seats had been changed. It was very convenient for them to have dinner or play poker in the car.Because it is a chair, it is also very convenient to sleep.

The warm air has also been repaired, the doors and windows have been fitted with felt strips, and there are even curtains, the minibus has been turned into a car, what a joy!

Now everyone was happy, a girl got excited, put her arms around Zhou Ning who was driving, and took a sip on her face.

In this way, the death squad set off.

Why do you always bring this up to death?Because the place these college students planned to go to seemed to happen to be a rotten orchard.

They heard that it was haunted, and they were ready to go for excitement.Probably this is the reason.

Zhou Ningxin said: "Without me, most of you can only play 'The Mountain Has Eyes'. With me, at least it's 'The Cabin in the Woods'..."

With Agnes and Old John having their own good or bad endings in the Rubik's Cube Dimension, Zhou Ning's heart is becoming more and more hard as iron, and he doesn't care about the life and death of these people.

Take responsibility for your own choices, that's all.

This group of young people is full of energy and endless topics, and they don't feel tired all the time.

But this consumes energy very quickly, and I am already hungry before noon.

They brought some picnic utensils and half-finished food.

This is of course to save money.

This style brought Zhou Ning back to his school days.

The difference is that he was a child from a poor family and headed the family early.

But these people don't have a lot of life, and they do a lot of things. Whether it's the things they buy or the related ideas, they take it for granted.

As a result, when it comes to hands-on, I can't even make a fire.

Zhou Ning shook his head: "You guys are really brave. If you dare to come out and go wild at this level, you will be beaten up by reality. How can you have the mood to play?"

While speaking, Zhou Ning took over.

Andy laughed: "That's why we recruited you. Now it seems that this is a very wise decision."

Optimism, I have to say, there are quite a few ugly Chinese like Andy.This kind of attitude of not caring about him, doing it first and then talking, has made many people famous.

Zhou Ning is a person who can cook dozens of dishes with the help of a rice cooker, and he has also undergone special training from Wasteland, so it is natural to be able to use it at this time with ease.

It was a little bit close, but he also solved it through secret system shopping, such as some seasonings that can be called souls and so on.

The ugly country girl is also open enough, or in other words, she behaves very cheaply. After eating a meal with a smile on her face, someone has already clearly stated that she considers Zhou Ning as a boyfriend.

Zhou Ning said: "I feel like the party can't afford to be taken care of. When I feel good, it's as sweet as honey. When I feel bad, I become an enemy. It's too noisy."

The college students laughed and asked, "Then what kind of relationship do you want?"

"Just like it is now, a companion for a walk."

"Don't you think it's too light?"

"I don't feel, I don't feel the company of pressure, comfortable and relaxed."

"Wow, you must have suffered a lot of injuries before, so pathetic!"

Zhou Ning laughed.

Now he truly feels how ridiculous it was to pity the bankrupt Nicolas Cage back then...

The patience of young people is average, Zhou Ning's related topics lack new points of interest, and the attention of college students is quickly attracted by others.

I came out just to play, the car didn't go fast, and I would stop to play from time to time.

In this era when mobile phone functions are still relatively simple, cameras still have a lot of beeps, a considerable part of which comes from the fact that it is also an artifact of picking up girls.

This time, the girls had plenty of resources. Originally, there were four men and three women. As a result, two of the girls brought girlfriends, but one of the men fell ill. This is not counting the driver who was replaced by Zhou Ning.

So now there are three men and no women.

The men are naturally very happy, but the girls are a little too enchanting and have nowhere to rest.

As a result, in the afternoon, when I was filming in a beautiful place by the roadside, I was photographed by three bad guys driving by.

The car stopped, the bad guys got out of the car, came up together, giggling and expressing their hope to play together.

Andy is the organizer of this event, so at this time, he had to stand up for it.

In the end, before he could say anything, one of the rotten boys smiled evilly and pulled out a revolver from his waist, pointing it at Andy's face: "Believe it or not, I'll blow your head off with one shot?"

Andy hadn't seen such a battle before, and it was already a shame that he didn't scare the pee on the spot.But that appearance can only be described as horrible.

"Hahaha!" The rotten boys obviously enjoyed this sense of superiority, laughing wildly.

The girls turned pale, filled with righteous indignation, and dared not speak out, and the one who was raped almost couldn't hold back tears.

'click! 'Zhou Ning drove the door down.

He is too lazy to pretend to be an artist, take pictures of girls, and make girls happy.In fact, he worked as a photographer for a few years in his previous life, not to mention he was very good at it, it would definitely be enough for a wedding photographer.

Now that things have become like this, the trip to the rotten orchard will be ruined, so I came down.

"Yo, there's one more, why, you want to be a superhero." The bad boy glanced at Zhou Ning, then pointed his gun at Zhou Ning.

Andy breathed a sigh of relief, almost falling directly to the ground.

Zhou Ning didn't even blink his eyelids, still looking at the bad boy with a half-smile, and strode towards him.

This situation quickly attracted the attention of everyone present, and even the profiteer stopped for a moment.

The bad boy stared: "Stand there, or you will be crushed!"

Zhou Ning didn't give face very much, and didn't even hesitate.

The bad boy couldn't get off the stage, and his expression became grim: "Fake squid, are you deaf?"

Zhou Ning still walked like that, coming in front of the bad boy, with a gun on his forehead.

The rotten boy panted a little harder, flapping his nostrils like an angry bull.

Others unconsciously held their breath.

The bad guy shot at Zhou Ning's forehead with a gun, while roaring: "Do you want to die? Huh?"

'Shua! Zhou Ning made a sudden movement, and snatched the gun from the bad guy's hand.

The bad guy himself was stunned, he felt incredible, his finger was still resting on the trigger of the gun, and he was shot so easily?

Zhou Ning checked the gun with a quick and efficient method that even a layman would find incomprehensible.

At the same time, he asked: "The gun is in good condition, did you steal it?"

For some reason, this kind of calm gave people an indescribable deterrent force, the bad guy swallowed subconsciously, "No, my dad's."

"Your dad served in the army?" Zhou Ning opened the magazine and ejected the bullets.

"ten years."

"Oh, then did he teach you to play roulette, like this?" Zhou Ning said, stuffing a yellow-orange bullet into the magazine, and then pushed it vigorously, the magazine rotated violently. After stopping, Zhou Ning Ning pulled the trigger on his temple without hesitation.

'Crack! 'empty.

Some of the girls couldn't help exclaiming.

Zhou Ning turned his gun at random, and pointed at the bad boy, 'Crack! ' is also empty.

There is no brewing of emotions at all, it is very coherent, it starts when you are ready, you shoot, I shoot.

The rotten boy's face turned green at that moment.

Zhou Ning then turned the gun and pointed at his temple again without hesitation to pull the trigger.

'Crack! ' Empty again.

Zhou Ning smiled: "It seems that my luck is not bad."

When the gun was pointed at the bad boy, the bad boy immediately knelt down: "Please, don't kill me."

'boom! ' The gun went off, and the bullet flew away against the rotten boy's cheek, making a gash, and the rotten boy's crotch was wet in no time.

Zhou Ning said: "If you can't afford it, you should have said earlier, you see how dangerous it was just now."

While speaking, he opened the magazine, ejected the cartridge case, and inserted two bullets, the movements were smooth and smooth, all in one go.

Zhou Ning turned his face to the other bad boy and said: "You are a man, let's play together. I will drive first as a respect."

As he said that, he flicked the magazine with his hand again, and after he stopped, he shot at himself.

The bad boy knelt down in fright: "I don't want to play, please."

"Say it earlier, I'm going to shoot." As he said that, he shot at the bad boy.

'Click! '

"Ah!" The bad boy screamed and shivered, and then he found out that he hadn't been shot, and couldn't help crying with joy.

Zhou Ning looked disappointed, opened the magazine, stuffed another bullet into it, and said to the rascal, "This time is exciting enough, [-]-[-]."

As he spoke, he moved the magazine.

The bad boy was shocked, and hurriedly surrendered with both hands, and shouted: "I don't play, I don't play!"

"If you say you won't play if you don't want to play, then I will lose face. It's a small gamble, just one, and I'll go first, how about it?"

"No, no, I don't want to play!" The rotten boy said, but Zhou Ning pulled the trigger on himself first, and the rotten boy turned around and ran away.

'Click! ' Empty again.

Zhou Ning said happily: "It seems that this time, luck is really on my side."

'boom! ' One shot hit the calf of the bad boy.

'what! 'The rotten boy fell directly on his body.

The real power of firearms is much greater than that shown in movies and TV shows.They all looked terrified.

Zhou Ning said to the other two bad boys: "Are you going to come to the second round?"

"Please, give us a size, we were wrong." The two bad guys kowtowed to admit their mistakes.

"Oh, then this gun is considered an apology, are you willing?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Okay, help your brother to heal the wound, remember to use a belt or something to pierce the knee, otherwise he will bleed too much and die."

"Oh, oh, thank you..." The two rotten boys scrambled to support the wounded and drove away.

Zhou Ning sighed: "Ah, this beautiful back view reminds me of my lost youth."

Then his expression and tone changed, and he said to Andy and the others: "Just kidding, what kind of beautiful back is this? But the roulette gun is still very technical, do you want to learn it? 20 knives include teaching and learning."...

Before he finished speaking, a girl ran into his arms, almost knocking him down.

'Mmmmmm! 'He took a few sips of incense.

The girl who was raped also came up and kissed Zhou Ning, and said sincerely, "Thank you."

Zhou Ning said dirty jokes: "Her chest is quite comfortable, don't you plan to let me try it too?"

The girl who was mobbed gave him a coquettish look, it felt more like she was seducing...

A group of people got in the car and started again.

The girls chirped, "You were really amazing just now."

"Who did you learn the roulette gun from?"

"That bastard pointed a gun at you, but you strode towards him, weren't you afraid?"

Andy and another boy, Mike, envied Zhou Ning for winning the favor and even the admiration of all the girls at once.

However, the two were not jealous. Zhou Ning's performance was shocking. Looking at the gun on the instrument panel, the two of them felt their calves twist.

Perhaps they were frightened after all, as the evening approached, the group of young people seemed a little out of energy.

In such a state, Ye Tan Rotten Orchard would definitely not play well.

And the encounters during the day made them question the true height of their will and courage.

So after discussing, I decided to stay overnight first, and then go to the rotten orchard during the day tomorrow. If I don’t enjoy myself, I will come to the second half of the night.

Zhou Ning naturally has nothing to do.

So, a group of people looked for a place to camp.

Zhou Ning showed his skills again without any suspense.

After all, he is also a person who has survived in the wasteland, and he has no conditions to create conditions for him to live comfortably.

What's more, he still has the professional talents and skills of druids. It would be incredible if druids couldn't rest well in the wilderness.

A seemingly simple piece of woodland consisted of a few trees, an empty field, some dead trees around, and a large rock. Under Zhou Ning's management, they all came in handy.

Including the minibus, combined with Andy and his team’s insufficient and abundant camping equipment, they managed to create a very good camp in no time.

This camp is compact and warm. Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs. Not only does it have a fence to block the wind and light, but it also has a decent small dry toilet at the downwind.

When the campfire was set up, the fences, rocks, and minibuses all became hot plates, and the snow in the camp almost melted quickly. It was dark and damp, and exuded the fragrance of soil, making the whole camp look very Mature, like the old camp that has been stationed for a long time.

Zhou Ning still had time to get back some mushrooms and wild vegetables, which didn't look very pleasing to the eye, but cooked with Barbie Q, it was actually more delicious than meat.

Zhou Ning once again conquered people's stomachs with game chef-level craftsmanship.

Finally, in the after-dinner entertainment, Mike won the game through the singing and guitar of the talent show, otherwise Zhou Ning might completely steal the limelight.

Even so, it was easy for the girls to look at Zhou Ning.

Reservation and reserve are not popular in Ugly countries, on the contrary, there are many enthusiastic and unrestrained ones.

Later that night, Nina went to find Zhou Ning first.

Zhou Ning himself did not bring a camp tent, but he had an 8×10 plastic sheet and rope.

Just using these and using the terrain, he set up a simple tent for himself in a corner of the camp.

The camp tent is much more spacious than ordinary travel tents, the kind that can accommodate two bunk beds inside.

And now, it's back to the simplicity and warmth of easy to clean up.

When Nina came in, Zhou Yi was already going to sleep.Wearing half sleeves on the upper body, and only a pair of fleece long johns on the lower body.

Nina said flatteringly, "I want to see the gun."

"A Colt Python, or another one?"

Nina posted it and said in a tired voice, "Another one."

"Well, those who know how to do it know that the other one is better."...

Nina was flicking the gun when another girl came straight in.

The scene was suddenly embarrassing.

The girl said disappointedly and shyly, "I'm sorry."

Saying to go.

Nina greeted, "Nancy, are you also here to see the gun? Why don't you come together? There is more than one bullet in Sweet's gun."

As he said that, he went over to grab the brown-haired girl named Nancy.

After a moment's hesitation, Nancy complied, and the disappointment disappeared from her face, leaving only shyness.

The Blessing of All People still feels very good.

Anyone who knows how to eat knows that those who look smooth are often dry and woody. When eating meat, it must be tender and juicy, fat and thin.

From this point of view, Nina and Nancy can give high marks even if they are not perfect.

So it was a bit late to play, and then the two girls couldn't help singing.

Andy and Mike, whose eyes were facing each other, were really jealous this time.

Among the five girls, there are two girlfriends, but none of them have successfully hit the base. This time they came out to play, and they wanted to take advantage of outdoor activities to consolidate their relationship and take advantage of the opportunity to get on the top.

As a result, now...the tragedy of the girlfriend turning her head to someone else's embrace has not been staged, but it is too close to eat, and the hungry man who looks at the fried chicken through the window feels uncomfortable.

At the end of the night, Zhou Ning was falling asleep, and Youdao, who seemed to be a black shadow wrapped in a sleeping bag, entered the camp lightly.

Soon after, Ziliu!He got into Zhou Yi's bed.

Just like a large loach that has been chilled in the refrigerator, it is cold and slippery.

"Wow!" Zhou Ning exclaimed with some playfulness.

"Neither of them will go back. I sleep alone. It's too cold."

The girl's reason is very good, and the evidence is solid.

Nina and Nancy were also frozen, but the two of them fell asleep after exhausting a lot today.

Zhou Yi asked the two to sleep together, covered them up, and then continued to act as a warmer for the new girl.This girl's name is Vivienne, she has flaxen hair, the prettiest of the five girls, and she is the one who gets caught in the eyes of the rotten boy during the day.

After a while, with the joint efforts of two people with temperature,
After a while...

Early the next morning, when the three women woke up, they were a little embarrassed, but it passed quickly.

They are now the second of the Big Four.Float together and be the same.

Zhou Ning came in from the outside at the right time: "Ladies, are you interested in drinking some of my homemade morning tea?"

Nina said grimly:

Nancy said:

Even Vivienne showed '

Andy shrugged: "I think it was a wrong choice to recruit a driver."

The girlfriends of the two sitting opposite each other also had weird faces, as if they were regretting that they could not participate in the carnival party in time, as if the single carnival before marriage could not be enjoyed to the fullest...

(End of this chapter)