The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 59 Cold Humor and Weirdness

"Good night."

After Chuck explained the reason straightforwardly, he nodded to Monica: "Your friends are waiting for you."

Monica looked at the door following Chuck's gaze, and immediately realized that her group of old friends must be spying and eavesdropping on the opposite side, and immediately pushed the door angrily.

In her opinion, the reason for the failure just now was that she was drinking, and maybe some old friends were eavesdropping behind the door, and Chuck felt that the occasion was not right, so he refused.

As we all know, the doors of New York apartment buildings are never locked.

With this push, everyone in the room panicked and dispersed. Facing Monica's angry eyes, they put on various poses and pretended to be there, as if they hadn't been lying on the door just now to eavesdrop.

"You're the doctor, aren't you?"

Best friend Rachel pretended for a while and didn't want to pretend anymore. Seeing that Chuck was about to leave, she immediately called out: "I'm Monica's best friend Rachel, nice to meet you, why don't you come in and sit down?"

"it is good."

Chuck glanced at Monica who looked wrong, nodded and walked in.

Rose stood there with arms folded, watching Chuck enter the room very unhappy.

Various complex emotions gathered in Monica's mind, and she couldn't sort it out for a while, so she went straight into the bedroom.

"So, how was the party tonight?"

Rachel warmly greeted Chuck to sit down, and then began to gossip.

"Fortunately, we had a frank exchange of views."

Chuck thought about it and gave an accurate evaluation.

"that's it?"

Rachel asked dissatisfied: "Isn't there anything interesting for you scientists to have dinner together?"

"Cough cough."

Dr. Ross Geller's unsatisfied cough reminded him that he was also a scientist.

You can ask him this kind of thing.

"Forget about technical jargon."

Rachel glanced at Ross, who was reminded by coughing, and added suddenly: "No one wants to hear how to identify dinosaur types. It's not interesting at all. Tell us something we can understand."

"..."

Rose's face darkened.

What fun dinosaurs are.

"correct."

A young man with a handsome appearance but a unique temperament said with a half-smile: "For example, tell us how does kissing count as drinking?"

"exactly."

As soon as he said this, the short Italian youth standing next to him nodded repeatedly, his eyes magically expressed that he was very interested in the details of the tongue.

"This is Chandler, and this is Joey. They live in the apartment opposite."

Rachel gave Chuck a brief introduction, and deliberately coquettishly said: "Chandler, Joey, how can you ask such a question!"

Having said that, his little eyes kept looking at Chuck, expecting him to answer.

"It's nothing, I can tell you if you want to hear."

Chuck didn't care.

"Want to hear, want to hear!"

Another tall and beautiful girl answered immediately, nodding faster than the shorter Italian Joey, her face full of gossip and joy.

"This is Phoebe."

Rachel also introduced it: "Since you don't mind, tell us about it."

"it is good."

Chuck began to tell them calmly.

"..."

Everyone was immediately stunned.

They want to hear the details of the tongue, what's with your long list of blah blah math jargon?

They subconsciously looked at Dr. Ross Geller among them.

However, Dr. Ross Geller, who has always talked about dinosaurs and can make them fall asleep, is also confused. He seems to be as confused as they are. It seems that he wants to show that he can understand, but his acting skills are too stiff and unsmooth, and he can't even fool outsiders, let alone their group of friends who get along day and night.

"Etc., etc."

Rachel couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted impolitely: "That's it?"

"Don't you guys want to hear how kissing counts and the math behind drinking?"

Chuck said seriously.

"Yeah, that's what we want to hear."

The handsome young man with a unique temperament, Chandler, laughed at himself: "Apart from this, what else do we serious people want to hear?"

As he said that, he looked at his good buddy Ross mockingly: "Dr. Geller, do you think his calculations are correct?"

"..."

Ross stared at his good buddy, speechless.

He understands a hammer.

Chuck continued to do the mental arithmetic and talked about this whimsical math problem. For a full half an hour, Rachel and the others felt sleepy after listening to it. Ross's face turned black and black, and he could only hold on in embarrassment and politeness. Watching Chuck's calm explanation from beginning to end.

Monica was originally in the bedroom. Thinking of what happened tonight, she lay down on the bed, got into the quilt and cried softly for a while. She didn't wait for the comfort she wanted. She wiped away her tears and secretly opened the door. This is what she saw. In one scene, I couldn't laugh or cry.

The previous depression and unhappiness disappeared in an instant.

Isn't Chuck that kind of person, he wasn't targeting her at all, and what Peggy said was right, once such a man spends time and succeeds in the strategy, he will remain the same for the rest of his life.

Attractive and challenging!

She Monica has never been afraid of challenges, and she is not a person who gives up halfway. How can she be discouraged because of this setback.

"Okay, it's getting late, you go back quickly."

Monica smiled and said, "Slow down and be safe."

"Don't worry, I don't drink."

After Chuck gave the final conclusion, he repeated his previous words to Monica, then nodded to everyone, got up and left.

Monica sent him to the door, and when he turned around, everyone was lying there in an extremely relaxed posture.

"My God, Monica, he's handsome, but he's a nerd, so boring."

Rachel shook her head and said with great pity.

Ross was happy to hear that, and then not.

Because Rachel added casually: "It's almost the same as Ross talking about dinosaurs!"

"You really think he is the same as Ross."

Chandler sneered: "I think he is clearly humorous, deliberately teasing us."

Rachel and the others were all taken aback: "You mean he did it on purpose? His set of mathematical formulas are all nonsense?"

"If you don't believe me, ask Ross."

Chandler playfully named his good buddy Ross again.

"Of course he's talking nonsense!"

Ross answered with a sigh of relief.

No wonder he couldn't understand it at all. It turned out that it was all nonsense, which was nothing special. If he was talking about dinosaur knowledge, I guaranteed that Chuck would be the same as he was just now.

"what are you doing!"

At this moment, while everyone was stunned, the tall beautiful Phoebe suddenly reached out and hugged Monica. When Monica was released, she covered her lips and screamed with a look of doubt about her life.

"Let's see if this Chuck is a bullshit."

Phoebe smiled strangely: "Although I couldn't understand his blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah. I just verified it. Based on my years of drinking experience, he was right!"

Everyone: "..."

(End of this chapter)