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Chapter 153 Set a Small Goal: Conquer Drogba

Before Yang Feng scored the goal, he was very calm. After scoring the goal, he let himself go a little bit. Although he looked very calm when he walked to the sidelines, with a face of "basic practice, don't be 6", but he would take off his clothes if he disagreed. Obviously, deep down in his heart is not as indifferent as it appears on the surface.

When Raul saw it, he quickly pressed his hand, "Are you crazy? Have you forgotten how many yellow cards you have now?"

"Huh?" Yang Feng's mind cleared up now, "Oh, there are three."

Collecting all five topaz cards will give you a gift box of suspension, and Yang Feng has already raised the progress to 3/5 without knowing it.
What made the fans speechless the most was that only one of his three yellow cards was due to a foul on Robben, and the other two were due to undressing and celebrating.

According to this urgency, if Raul doesn't stop it, sooner or later, the small broken mine will take off his clothes because of this guy, rather than reduce the number of staff due to war.

Draxler couldn't get past that rotten stalk, and joked as soon as he opened his mouth: "Hey! Take off your clothes every now and then, aren't you afraid that your wings will catch a cold?"

"Without wings, I still have Hot Wheels, I'm afraid of wool."

"Fin or Wheel?" Draxler repeated, inexplicably, "What is that?"

"A means of transportation in Chinese mythology... Fuck," Yang Feng was suddenly annoyed, "I forgot to dry the jerseys in the last derby."

Raul, Draxler, and Sane were all confused, "What jersey are you showing?"

Yang Feng looked like a traveler, everyone was drunk and I was sober, "You don't understand..."

I heard that the jersey that Sisi posted at the Bernabeu was later sold for hundreds of thousands of dollars, which is about 300 W soft sister coins.

For Yang Feng's generation of Chinese who like to switch to housing prices as soon as they see the price, Gou Ri's hand is not a jersey, but a suite.

A fly in the ointment is a fly in the ointment, pretending to be broad and profound, you still have to search up and down.

Fortunately, there are bonus points to comfort you.

After taking out Balotelli, he still has one point left, scored three goals against Bayern and scored three points, and the remaining points are 4.
"You opened the scoring for the team in the derby and got a point. Current points: 5"

"You score twice in the derby and get a point, current points: 6"

"You scored a hat-trick in the derby and scored a point. Current points: 7"

"You completed the hat-trick of the Derby hat-trick and got 2 points. Current points: 9"

"You broke the personal scoring record in the Ruhr Derby and scored 2 points. Current points: 11"

Dortmund deserves to be a walking points spree, and every shot has no less than 5 points.

Yang Feng was replaced after scoring the goal, but everyone still talked about his kick just now.

"Brother Xiaosa, come out and catch pirated copies!"

"Yang Feng: What kind of horse? Do you need to run to play football? My mother never taught me that!"

"Berbatov: I lose a drop of sweat!
Yang Feng: I seriously agree!Things that can be done with just one kick, are you running to death for Mao? "

"Blow! Keep blowing! Who just got an assist by running like a dog?"

"You know how to hang, a strong assist, a soft shot, this is called farting under the quilt-you can smell it and cover it."

"Okay, this is the end of this issue of "Yang Feng's Imitation Show". The next issue will start in three days. Let's invite the next victim."

Dortmund struggled for a while amidst the cheers and laughter of the home fans, and it really had some effect. Lewandowski scored a goal at the end of the game.

The score of the third Ruhr Derby this season was finally fixed at 4-1. Schalke killed Dortmund three times in the 04 season, plus the second game of the league last season, four kills!

Yang Feng finally had a chance to take off his clothes, threw the jersey over his shoulders and walked into the court.

Lewandowski thought he was looking for him to exchange jerseys, so he just stood there and waited, but Yang Feng walked towards Hummels.

Hummels shook hands with him silently, and walked into the player tunnel after the change.

Yang Feng waited for a while, and looked at Royce who had just changed jerseys with Raul.

Royce said depressedly: "Have you figured out how to comfort me?"

"Braised fish?"

"... I suggest hot pot," Royce imitated him, throwing Raul's jersey on his shoulders, "The coconut chicken last time was good."

"It's pretty good at choosing, but now the supermarket may not be able to buy coconut..."

When Schalke beat Dortmund, Bayern Munich almost capsized in the gutter,

In the game against the newly promoted Dusseldorf, Nan Da Wang was behind twice and equalized twice. Finally, Jerome Boateng scored a header before the end of the game to kill the opponent, and he was still at the top of the standings Bite tightly on Schalke 04.

Xiao Po Mine didn't have time to pay attention to the pursuers behind him, so he vented the excitement brought about by this big victory first.

The fans rejoiced and suggested that the club be renamed Schalke 40 from then on. Of course, they did not forget to boo on the opponent's wound, saying that Dortmund could inherit the previous tail, and the Hornet will be called Dortmund 04 in the future.

Yang Feng scored 11 goals in four derbies and scored hat-tricks in three consecutive derbies, becoming the veritable king of the derby in the Ruhr area.

"Yang Feng is not only the king of Derby, but also the king of hat-tricks this season! The season is not over yet, he already has 6 hat-tricks, and his opponents when he performed hat-tricks are not ordinary people, the German Super Cup vs. Borussia Dortmund, UEFA Super Cup against Chelsea, Bundesliga against Eintracht Frankfurt and Bayern Munich and Dortmund..."

"If Yang Feng is the king of hat-tricks, then Messi is the king of double goals! The Argentine has scored twice in seven games this season except for one big four. Among them, the 7th round of La Liga is the first In the round of 11, Messi scored two goals in six consecutive games! The European Golden Boot battle between the two of them will become a big point in world football this season!
The two have their own advantages. Yang Feng is in the Bundesliga and faces a relatively weak defense. Messi is the absolute core of Barcelona and has a group of world-class teammates!
Of course, compared to Messi, Yang Feng still suffers a little bit, that is, the Bundesliga has only 18 teams, and there are only 34 league games per season, while La Liga has 20 teams, and the league has 38 games. The goal coefficient in the European Golden Boot selection is 2.

In addition, Yang Feng still suffers a lot, that is, he is not the team's first penalty shooter..."

Not to mention at the beginning of the season, even in the middle of the season, no one can connect Yang Feng with the European Golden Boot. Stevens will not be able to connect Yang Feng until he shows that he can compete with Messi. He became the team's first penalty taker, but the hell is that Schalke 04 haven't got a penalty since then.

Just when Yang Feng shocked the football world with a Derby hat-trick, the 27th round of La Liga also started.

Barcelona played against Deportivo at home and won 2-0.

Messi scored again.

This is also his No. 17 consecutive La Liga games to score goals, surpassing Gerd Muller, but unfortunately he can only rank second.

Gerd Müller's record of scoring consecutive goals in the five major leagues has been sealed for 42 years, but it was broken by two people at the same time this year.

Troubled times are approaching, and there must be evildoers!
Yang Feng's three goals once again occupy the top three of the Bundesliga's best goals of the week without any suspense, especially the third one has aroused heated discussions among many people. Some fans who only love this style even think that this goal The ball can surpass the upside-down golden hook scored by Yang Feng against Bayern, ranking first in this year's Bundesliga.

In an interview, Yang Feng made it clear that he prefers the barb to score.

Not because yesterday's effortless shot was not beautiful, but because that goal was copied from Berbatov.

Shame on piracy!
Berbatov has switched from Manchester United to Fulham, and the transfer fee has plummeted from 3075 million pounds to 500 million pounds, but no one will deny the talent of this Bulgarian. In an interview, Brother Xiaosha also launched "" Challenge", "...did I see myself in Yang? For a moment, I did have this feeling, as if I saw myself when I was young, but he is him, I am me, we do There are some similarities, but his statistics are more beautiful than mine, and he is also more comprehensive than me. He can play football as comfortably as I like, but I can't run around the field like him. This is the difference between us. Place, of course, I'm not lazy, that goal was really good (laughs)... But I'm more satisfied with the goal I scored against Roma in Leverkusen, I don't know if Yang is interested..."

He was talking about a goal he scored when Leverkusen drew 04-05 with Roma in the UEFA Champions League group stage in the 1-1 season. Although that goal was not as good as his subsequent goals in Tottenham and Manchester United Famous, but in terms of viewing, it is almost the best of his career.

Yang Feng watched his interview, and specially found the video to watch. It is indeed very cool, but it is not impossible to do it with his current ability, so he responded to Brother Xiaosa from the air, saying that he would try it.

Although the victory over the arch-enemy is indeed something worthy of special mention, there is not much time left for Schalke 40 to celebrate.

Just three days later, the second round of the Champions League 1/8 finals kicked off, with Schalke 04 playing against Galatasaray.

The bad news is that Galatasaray is not a big gift package. If Huntelaar hadn't had a flash of inspiration in the last game, Schalke 04 would have hated Turkey; After just finishing a strenuous derby in the same region, he had to work hard again, but sat in the Veltins Arena and waited for work.

With a home game and an away goal, Schalke 04's advantage is still obvious, but Stevens still took the trouble to emphasize the importance of this game, and then continued to rank the starting ten players of the last game. The main lineup.

The reason why there are only 10 people is, of course, because Huntelaar, who scored the goal in the last round of the Champions League, is about to have a cast again.

Sane replaced Brother Monkey and appeared in the starting list. The club's intention to help him to the top is quite obvious.

In the player tunnel, former sand mine general Hammett Altintop looked at the youthful Yang Feng and Sane, full of emotion.

Although Great Altintop has dual citizenship of Germany and Turkey, he is a native of Gelsenkirchen. However, he did not join this hometown team until he was 20 years old. He scored twice in his Bundesliga debut to help Schalke 04 beat Borussia Dortmund.

Although he also went to Bayern from Schalke 04 later, the fans of the small broken mine were more tolerant of him than Neuer. In this game, many people pulled up banners to express their welcome and nostalgia for him .

Raul, who was talking and laughing with Sneijder and Drogba, waved to Yang Feng and called him over.

Last summer, Drogba, who had just led Chelsea to win the Champions League, broke down negotiations with the team. The Chinese Super League team Shanghai Shenhua stood out from the crowd and signed Drogba with an annual salary of 1200 million euros. However, no one thought that, Drogba only stayed in the Super League for half a year, played 11 games before parting ways with Shenhua, and sued Shenhua to FIFA because of wage arrears.

Having had this kind of experience, World of Warcraft has a bad impression of the football there. When talking about the China Professional League, he even bluntly stated that the Chinese Super League and the Chinese Premier League are completely "pseudo-professional leagues" that cannot play high-quality football. Even in the competition, no decent star can be cultivated.

Although Yang Feng didn't come out of the China League, but he hated the house and the black, he subconsciously rejected the Chinese players, and Warcraft was also careful, and immediately raised the volume when he saw Yang Feng coming.

"...Di Matteo has a habit of showing the team a report on the opponent before the game, including players who need to be marked, such as Rooney scoring 22 goals, Van Persie 15 goals and so on. Later We faced Barcelona in the Champions League semi-final, I was dumbfounded when he listed the scorers, the third is Xavi with 14 goals, the second is Fabregas and Sanchez or whoever, they scored 15 goals. But when the top scorer appeared on the screen, our whole team couldn't help laughing. Messi scored 63 goals, 63 goals! I checked twice and I read it correctly, including Champions League 14 Ball and 49 goals in the rest of the game! This is too outrageous! I have to say that although I don't have a good opinion of that team, Messi is indeed the top scorer in football right now."

Talking about Messi in front of Yang Feng, this is Drogba's carefulness.

Raul was a little unhappy, with a pun, "It's a pity that Trim is not Di Matteo, otherwise your players will have to experience such a fuss again."

Yang Feng has scored 46 goals on all fronts this season. Compared with Messi last season, it is indeed unattainable. But compared with other seasons, Messi’s abnormal year is definitely shocking. The data.

Yang Feng had nothing to be filled with righteous indignation, he just patted Raul on the shoulder, thanked him for helping him out, then nodded to Sneijder as a greeting, and finally returned to the end of his team, waiting for the start of the game.

To put it bluntly, it was because he did not perform well in Turkey last time and failed to make Drogba take a high look.

Then this game completely overwhelmed him.

(End of this chapter)