Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom

Chapter 95 That's it?

As the "God of the Lavatory", He Chen, someone prayed to him to find food!
Pray to the [God of Lavatory] for food!
Good guy!
The ready-made ones are no longer enough, so that you need to pray for some fresh ones? !
I thought Lao Ba was already invincible, but I didn't expect someone to be braver than him!Which believer is this? !

With this mentality in mind, He Chen decisively used the magic skill of [God's Inspection], preparing to visit this believer who was so brave that He Chen couldn't help but feel awe.

Then, he saw Kai Meiling who was rubbing her belly in the jungle and looking around curiously, and a girl who looked a lot like her beside her.

this one?two little girls?

You're not in the toilet, so why are you praying to the 【God of the Bathroom】?
Looking for food in the jungle, it will be more normal for you to pray to Lord Pei, right? !

If you do this, you will disappoint God very much!

He Chen was so disappointed that he almost returned to where he was.

But at this point:

"Oh, sister, stop praying! What's the use of looking for God if you're lost? He can come out and show you the way? And you still pray to the [God of the Bathroom], it's useless to hear it!"

Ok? !

I am useless? !

He Chen, who was inexplicably complained about, stopped immediately.

Although, he really doesn't have the magic skill to guide the lost people!

However, if anyone accuses him of this, he can make the other person stop worrying about getting lost and worry about anorectum on the spot!
Stare at (a_a)
He Chen's eyes fixed on Kai Meiling, a believer.

If she dares to follow suit, then they can start squirting!

"Oh, don't say that! Master [God of Bathroom] is really powerful!"

After all, Kai Meiling was the one who witnessed the "miracle" of the school toilet, and immediately defended the god.

Hearing this, He Chen silently dispersed the part of the curse aimed at Kai Meiling.

Kai Meiling, who didn't know that the gods had come to her side, was still explaining:
"Didn't my sister tell you that the gods are in charge of luck and learning! I'm just praying that the gods will allow me to be lucky enough to find food!"

"Ah, this is the jungle on Okinawa Island. Where can there be food~ And what about [God of Lavatory], it sounds unreliable!"

Kai Meiling's younger sister rubbed her stomach with a bitter expression on her face.

"That's not why."

After listening to a few words, He Chen probably understood.

The two girls accidentally walked into the jungle next to the scenic spot and lost their way more than half an hour ago.

They didn't eat breakfast, they didn't eat lunch, and they used up a lot of energy, so they are all very hungry now.

It is precisely because of this that the famous scene of Kai Meiling praying to him, the "God of the Bathroom", for food appeared.

so.
"It's just getting lost around the scenic spot, it's okay."

The two sisters who came with their parents lost their way around the scenic spot, and the staff will definitely find them soon.

The two of them just feel a little uncomfortable now, which is not even as urgent as constipation for three days!
Alright, let's play, he will go to see if there is a bath halfway through, Miss~
"Sister! Have you found something to eat? If your toilet god is useless, stop praying!"

Yo ho? !
It's a habit, isn't it? !

He Chen raised his eyebrows and decided to stay. Then, a weak divine power directly blessed his sister in the form of a curse!

The family is used to her, but he, a god, is not used to it!

As a result, sister Kai Meiling's stomach immediately started to growl.

Although it would not automatically attack on the spot, it was quite naughty.

In an instant, the effect of queuing up for 10 minutes at the door of the usual toilet was achieved!
Under such circumstances, the younger sister who was jumping around just now couldn't walk anymore, and she immediately hugged her belly in pain with a face full of pain:

"Oh! Sister, it's all your fault for talking about the toilet god, which makes me want to go to the toilet!"

Ok?
Still talking cheap?
Row!
He Chen resolutely increased the amount of divine power.

The initial wave of weak divine power just made the little girl feel sick to her stomach and wanted to go to the bathroom, but now that she has increased her power, many things started knocking on the door directly!

"Ouch!"

The younger sister instantly eliminated the state of being mean, and stopped hugging her stomach with her hands. She stretched her hands behind her, tightly covering the door of reincarnation, trying to block it physically.

"Sister, stop talking, I can't hold back anymore!"

The younger sister tried to move towards the bushes, but Kai Meiling's face changed drastically, and she stopped immediately:
"No! Please hold back! The paper is in the bag, we didn't bring it!"

No paper? !
The younger sister's face immediately changed as much, but no matter how much her face changed, she couldn't restrain the turbulent stool. She twisted her face, gritted her teeth and said:

"No! Can't hold back! No paper."

"If I don't have paper, I'll use leaves!"

In-place solution with leaves?
It didn't have to be, He Chen silently withdrew some of his divine power to keep the effect of the curse uncomfortable, but not so unbearable.

"Eh? Sister, I can hold back again!"

The younger sister spoke to Kai Meiling with surprise on her face.

Can you hold back again?
Kai Meiling thought for a while after hearing this, and then her face suddenly changed.

She took two steps away from her sister in horror, and asked solemnly:

"Did you accidentally leak some?"

Uh? !

(⊙o⊙)...

As soon as the younger sister was stunned, she immediately became tense.

That being said, it seems very likely!

But this is in the wild!If this leaked in the wild, she would have to go out with a pair of pants!

In case it is true.
At the same time as her back turned cold, she had the idea of ​​hiding in the jungle for the rest of her life!
"Whoo~"

Bow your head, look back.

The small hand tremblingly stretched out to the rear.

Then, under her gaze, she nervously pressed her hands slightly on the back of her trousers.

empty!

"Whoo~"

"Sister! No! I didn't miss it!!!"

The younger sister uttered like a beautiful wife panting in bed and eating spicy strips, and hurried home, only to find that there was no old king in the wardrobe under the bed.

And after seeing that her sister didn't seem to be pretending, Kai Meiling also heaved a sigh of relief, and her face also softened.

Then, with a little reproach, she taught her sister a lesson:
"Believe it or not, don't be rude when talking about gods. Look at you, you were fine just now. After cursing the gods, didn't you immediately have a stomachache?"

The same words as the elders successfully attracted the eyes of the younger sister:
"Sister~ Don't be superstitious, science, talk about science!"

"I just ate too many smoothies last night. The bathroom gods and the like are fake! And even if they were true, the person who makes the stomach ache should obviously be the toilet god. "

"Besides."

Yo huh?It's over?

What kind of preferential treatment can he get if he is really a child?
He Chen crossed his arms and was always ready to let this sister collapse in place if she hit the lightning!
(End of this chapter)