Chapter 177 Dirty, Dirty All!
After squatting and watching in the women's bath for half an hour, He Chen received good news and bad news.

The good news is that no one messed around in the women's bath, and no one had a brainstorm and came up with some new ideas that would raise He Chen's blood pressure.

But the bad news is that although they didn't cause any trouble, none of them chose to go out and call others to come over after feeling the enjoyment of the water bath that was far beyond normal!
Dry!
One by one, they were either downcast, feeling as if they were being forced to come over; or they were in a panic, looking around, as if they might be raped all the time.

As for the other few slightly normal women, driven by such an atmosphere, they didn't look much surprised at all.

"Who are these people?!"

"Is there no one normal for men and women?!"

He Chen was really angry!
After struggling for more than half an hour, Bala finally gave him such a result. This group of Yakuza disappointed him so much!
However, after checking Yakuza's situation at this time, he knew that although they didn't do anything good, they were indeed doing their best.

Hmm. The specific manifestation is that if he hadn't stopped him, the plan to kidnap passers-by and send them to the church by force would have already begun!

"Oh, sure enough, other people are unreliable, and I still have to rely on me, a god, to figure out a solution myself."

He Chen was quite emotional.

Obviously, there are so many more subordinates under their own hands, but it is a little difficult, and they can't do things that need to use their brains.

In this case, let them take over the places where the witches ransacked their homes yesterday, and take over the material resources and I don’t know how many T videos and so on!

As for the business of the church, he has to relax a bit and play more effective moves!
call out!
With a thought, He Chen instantly appeared at the gate of his church from the women's bath.

On the road in front of the door, there were people coming and going, and it was very lively.

Looking around, other shops around, even in the midday sun in this hot summer, still have a steady stream of customers, even shoulder to shoulder.

But unfortunately, there was almost no one in front of He Chen's church.

In fact, after watching for a while, he has already realized the problem.

First of all, not many people would be interested in a church of a completely unfamiliar denomination.

Especially the church whose name has never been heard, although it looks like a bathing city, and the sub-signboard is still a bathing city, but most people will choose not to go if they are not sure whether it will be open to the public or not.

In addition, the surrounding shops are full of people coming and going, but this bathing city church has no customers. If there is a choice, most passers-by will choose to leave.

After all, a shop in a busy street that no one patronizes is either not a shop itself, or something is wrong and it is not suitable for patronage.

Therefore, the more no one consumes, the more no one chooses to enter the store.

Theoretically speaking, from the perspective of business methods, there are some solutions, such as holding an opening event to let everyone know that this is a new store, or hiring people to line up to create a lively atmosphere and so on.

But He Chen had never opened a shop before, so he didn't know anything about it, nor was he interested in it.

So. He chose to be reckless!

"Since you're all so shy and don't want to come in by yourself, then let's be forced to come in!"

The revived Lord Shenming stood at the door, facing the passers-by.

Then, divine power gathered in his hands.

"God said, you should all take a bath, do you know that!"

boom!
The invisible divine power instantly covered half a street outside!

These divine powers, all in the form of [Dirty Curse], act on all passers-by within the range!
Don't want to come in and take a shower?
Then force me to come in and take a shower!

Don't want to come in when you see a church, don't want to know?
When you have to take a bath later, if you don't obediently believe in the gods, you won't give a drop of water to drink!
This time [Curse of Dirty Mess], He Chen put all the consequences on dirtying his body.

And although the strength is not too exaggerated, it is absolutely guaranteed that even if it is scattered to everyone, it is enough to make them get dirty!
In other words, once this curse occurs, they will immediately become dirty all over their bodies. If they don't want to go back like this, they can only come to He Chen's church to take a bath!

As for the time when the curse takes effect.

three.

two.


"Oh!"

At the moment when He Chen silently counted down the countdown, a sewer well on the street suddenly backflowed.

It was originally used as a water inlet, but at this moment, a water column as high as three or four meters suddenly burst out!
"Whoa~!"

"what!"

"oops!"

A huge amount of sewage, like a fountain, surged on this pedestrian-filled street in an instant, and all the pedestrians in the surrounding area couldn't dodge it, and they were reduced by water!
"Hi~!"

He Chen, who originally thought it would be a sprinkler or a fire truck spraying water, gasped in shock after seeing this scene!

My God, the sewage well is backflowing? !
This is too cruel!

Was the divine power he gave just now so exaggerated?And, if it's the kind of sewage he imagined, when these miserable passers-by come in to take a bath
Then you have to pay more!
After all, this was the first day his church opened, and it would be a shame if it was left dirty and smelly.
"The rain is blowing out! The rain is blowing out!"

"Call the police!"

"Get out of the way! Don't block it!"

The shouts of passers-by reached He Chen's ears.

"Huh? It's the rainwater well."

He Chen sighed half gladly and half regretfully.

The rainwater well was overturned, and the water that spewed out was muddy water at best, which just happened to pollute the passers-by without polluting the church.

However, in this case, it doesn't feel very lively.

or
"Forget it, I'm a god. It's not right to force them in as guests. It would be too much to spray the sewer pipes!"

He Chen quite introspectively gave up the devilish thoughts that flashed in his mind.

Tsk, the rain spray has already made the passers-by howl and scream, especially those who were blown by the sewage with their mouths open.

If the water quality is one level worse, it would be too cruel to them.

He turned his gaze back to the passerby.

The most dirty passer-by looked up and saw the resplendent Water World Bathing City at a glance.

Although the biggest text on the signboard is the Church of the God of Lavatory, but at this moment they have absolutely no other ideas about it:

"Oh! Bathing City! Come on, there's a Bathing City up there!"

"Honey, I'll carry you on my back, let's go to the bathing city to wash!"

"Quick! There is a bathing city up there! Go in quickly!"

(End of this chapter)

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