Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom

Chapter 14 Lord God, can you really do it?
Xingnan Matsuori, who decided not to go to work today and studied hard, returned home immediately after school with a heavy schoolbag on her back.

Opening the door and walking into the living room, she found that [God of Bathroom] He Chen was waiting for her to go home.

Moreover, He Chen's expression was quite serious.

"Ah. My lord, what do you want from me?"

Xingnan Matsuori's greeting voice was obviously softer.

As the saying goes, cannibals have short mouths and short hands.

Today, thanks to the [God of the Bathroom], Xingnan Matsuori was able to escape the terrible consequences of being punished for copying the content of a long article twenty times.

And because of the existence of [God's Blessing], going to the bathroom at school, which was a troublesome thing for girls, has become a superior experience full of enjoyment.

No matter how many people are queuing, no matter how fast or slow the original line is, she can go to the toilet directly under the envious and surprised eyes of others, just like a distinguished top Xinyue member.

Needless to say, if Xingnan Matsuori is the kind of frustrated female classmate with poor grades, average looks, average body, no friends, no attention, and no sense of presence everywhere.

Maybe you will really fall in love with going to the toilet because of the unreasonable sense of superiority brought about by the effect of [God's Blessing], and you will never tire of it, and become an existence of "going to queue outside the toilet to play when you have nothing to do".

Even so, Xingnan Matsuori's attitude towards the "God of the Bathroom" has obviously changed for the better.

"Xingnan Matsuori, there is a serious matter that needs your help to find a solution."

He Chen, who was wearing a shiny bathrobe, frowned, and spoke to Xingnan Songzhi:

"What good attributes do you think I can add to myself?"

"Eh?"

Xingnan Matsuori was obviously stunned.

Add nice attributes?
Be more generous in the future, don't be so stingy about [God's Blessing]?
Be more reliable, when you encounter a believer’s difficulty, don’t ask the believer how to solve it, but think of a way for yourself?

Is it this?

Xingnan Songzhi organized the language and submitted these two suggestions to He Chen.

He Chen was silent.

"It's not like this! What I'm talking about is that I can add attributes to the god name [God of Lavatory] to make my scope of authority stronger! For example, light, victory, mystery, etc. !"

"And what do you mean by this proposal? Are you saying that I am stingy and unreliable?! Besides me, which god will be so kind to believers, and is blessing and helping you solve difficulties?!"

"Smi Masai! I, I am not, I just mentioned it casually~"

"Immediately thought of these two points, and then submitted them to me, this kind of behavior obviously has such an idea a long time ago!"

Amidst the one-sided loud complaints, He Chen also spoke out about his current problems in a very reserved and image-keeping manner.

After understanding what He Chen meant, Xingnan Songzhi also fell into deep thought.

"Be sure to separate [God of Bathroom] from the toilet, and at the same time, find another code name suitable for [God of Bathroom]."

Xingnan Matsuori repeated the meaning.

"Yes, it is like that."

He Chen looked at the little believer in front of him and nodded solemnly.

After 3 minutes of contemplation, the little believer opened his mouth, and He Chen looked expectant:

"Then what, my lord, this request is a bit much, can I have a few fewer?"

!!!

"Is this something that can be negotiated?! If you can't figure it out, just say you can't figure it out!"

Hearing that Xingnan Songzhi held back for a long time, He Chen almost fell from the air when he uttered these words.

"Oh, it's really a lot to ask for. After all, bathroom, it's not easy to find other suitable good words."

Xingnan Songzhi acted like a baby.

"I said you can't bargain!"

He Chen helped his forehead.

After a few more fusses, He Chen talked about other methods of increasing theocracy, and Xingnan Matsuori finally got serious and began to think carefully:
"The bathroom is the bathroom. How about the keyword of washing hands? Shrines all require washing hands before entering, and there is also a saying that washing hands can wash away bad luck and improve luck."

"Eh? This point?"

He Chen frowned, this was really his blind spot.

Indeed, the washroom, in fact, basically means the same as the washroom, but after thinking about it for a long time, he really didn't think about this direction.

In fact, he has heard the saying that washing hands can change luck in his previous life. After all, there has always been a saying in the card drawing world that hands are black and hands are white.

Before drawing cards, there are not a few people who wash their hands before starting.

From this point of view, it seems that the god name [God of Lavatory] can really lead in the direction of luck? !

At this time, Xingnan Matsuori continued to add:

"Today, when Yamazaki-chan and I went to the bathroom, the other students were saying that we were so lucky."

【God's Blessing】The way to produce the effect is originally mysterious and mysterious, and it will naturally achieve the corresponding effect in silence.

When it comes to specific things, it is naturally a series of chances and coincidences, which happen to achieve what believers are going to do.

In the eyes of the uninformed, isn't this super lucky? !
He Chen's eyes lit up immediately.

From this point of view, the attribute of [God of Laundry Room] and luck are a perfect fit. It seems that it will be very easy to find a way to include luck in one's god name!

"Okay! That's lucky!"

"Xingnan Matsuori, when you are preaching, you are lucky to promote my [God of Laundry Room] ability!"

He Chen made a decision on the spot.

At this moment, his bathrobe, shower cap and slippers all exuded a brighter light than before!

As long as the bias of luck is added to one's god name, "The God of Lavatory" will no longer think of the toilet when you hear it, but feel lucky when you hear it!
At that time, he will no longer have to worry about the system prompting believers to encounter difficulties, and he will go there with full of enthusiasm, only to find that the other party is unable to shit and ask God for help!
I want to be holy and high-level, and I can no longer sand sculpture!
As the first believer of the "God of Lavatory", Xingnan Matsuori also responded positively, and immediately agreed:
"Hi!"

This wave is two people who are of the same heart, and their strength can break gold!

". But my lord, can you really do it?"

After posing together for a few seconds with excited expressions, Xingnan Matsuori suddenly asked He Chen with a worried face.

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He Chen stood in mid-air in a daze, motionless.

However, the divine light that was originally full of fighting spirit and passion on his body faded almost instantly like an eggplant beaten by frost.

"Master God? So can you really make people lucky? I'm going to take an exam soon, can you give me another lucky blessing! Please~!"

Xingnan Songzhi stabbed again.

He Chen looked at his first believer with mixed and inexplicable eyes, and sighed deeply:

"The ability to be lucky is not impossible."

(End of this chapter)