I can't hide my ability

Chapter 44 Dingyan Dan

Just when Zhu Bajie was scared to death, the boy who made things difficult suddenly fell straight to the ground, as if he had been hit hard.

But he didn't see anyone make a move.What exactly is going on?

Zhu Bajie looked at Gu Wugen, and found that Gu Wugen was holding two spirit stones in his hand, and there was a piece of osmanthus cake under the spirit stone. The long scent of osmanthus permeated the gate of Tushita Palace, which was incompatible with the solemn atmosphere.

"Let's go in and see Laojun, these two spirit stones will be yours." Gu Wugen shook the spirit stone and osmanthus cake in his hand, "I also give you this box of osmanthus cake."

The boy stared at the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, swallowed several times, and said expressionlessly, "Are you Gu Wugen?"

Gu Wugen nodded.

The boy stretched out a finger and shook it slowly: "The master has explained that if someone named Gu Wugen comes to him, he will say that he is not there. I'm sorry, this is the master's order, and I can't take you in." .”

As he said that, he reached out and grabbed the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, stepped back, and showed a childlike innocent smile on his face: "Thank you!"

But before he escaped to the door, he felt a force behind him out of thin air.

The boy panicked, turned his head to look, and found that Zhu Bajie had already crossed the gate of Tushita Palace at some time.

"What a way to tune the tiger away from the mountain." A fairy-like voice suddenly came from the door.

Immediately, Zhu Bajie's fat body was thrown out from the door.

Gu Wugen hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhu Bajie, and said to the direction of the door: "Is it Laojun? Since Laojun has already arrived at the door, why don't you see me, I have something important to discuss with you."

Hearty laughter sounded from inside the door: "Hahaha, hahaha, this old man has practiced Taoism for many years, and he has always discussed important matters with the Jade Emperor. Why did he ever discuss matters with you, a junior."

"I heard that Laojun's elixir is not selling well, so Gu Wugen..."

"I know you," the person inside the door directly interrupted Gu Wugen's words arrogantly, "I know that you have made Chang'e Fairy and Nanji Fairy a lot of money, but don't think that you are successful." Once you do it, you succeed every time.”

"How do you know if you don't try?" Gu Wugen said with a smile.If you don't even dare to try, how will you know the final result, whether it is success or failure?
"Then you don't have to try, you have already failed."

Gu Wugen said unhurriedly: "The old gentleman has been in the heaven for thousands of years, you know better than anyone else how the sales of osmanthus cake are, and the cranes of the Antarctic fairy were just kept in captivity in the jungle before. But now it has become a tool for making money, which is enough to prove that I have a way to maximize the use of resources and achieve the purpose of making money.”

The people behind the door were silent.

After a long time, Laojun finally spoke: "You go back, my majestic Tushita Palace doesn't need to be saved by a man without magic power!"

"I'm sorry," Gu Wugen said righteously, "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to do business, discuss cooperation, and seek development."

"Cooperation, development?"

The person standing behind the door came out slowly, looked deeply at the young man standing at the door, with a kind smile on his face, but his eyes were cold to the bottom.

Gu Wugen raised his eyes to look at Laojun, just like in the TV series, this Laojun was wearing a Taoist robe, flying like a fairy, his gray beard and eyebrows almost blended into one.

"That's right, I'm here to talk about cooperation. Laojun has pills, and I have sales channels. Wouldn't it be nice to combine the two?"

Laojun sneered: "Do you have sales channels? Hmph, I have been in Heaven for so many years, and I know many more people than you, and my channels are definitely wider than yours. Why should I cooperate with you?"

"That's right, on the surface it seems that our cooperation is unequal, but Laojun knows that I recently opened a tailor shop, and now it is full of people, and there is no way to get through."

Since Laojun can account for himself, he should have already accounted for the matter of opening his own tailor shop.

Laojun was silent for a moment, then gently picked up the whisk, "I not only know that you opened a tailor shop, but also that you used magic to make an ugly man extremely beautiful."

"That's not witchcraft, that's makeup."

Make-up, one of the four major magic arts in Asia, changes the appearance of people. Gu Wugen just used this to make Dong Shi as beautiful as Xi Shi.

"Makeup technique?" This is a vocabulary that Laojun has never heard before. He sneered, "Hmph, then what do you want to cooperate with me?"

Gu Wugen smiled: "Cooperate and jointly develop Dingyan Pill."

"Dingyan Dan?"

"Yes, these people are new to makeup. Makeup is not an easy task. It takes a lot of time to do it well, and it takes about two to three hours to complete a makeup look from the beginning. One point is that makeup is easy to spend, so I was thinking, if I can cooperate with Laojun and you to develop a Dingyan Dan that can be used to finish makeup directly, wouldn't many people be willing to buy it?"

The principle of this calming pill is similar to the principle of facial masks.

Laojun pondered for a moment, then let out a sneer: "No matter how poor and miserable I am, my dignified Taishang Laojun, I will never earn money from these women."

Gu Wugen laughed: "Old gentleman, you are serious. Since I took the initiative to bring up this matter, of course I will show it to the public, so you only need to collect money later."

"Such a beautiful thing," Lao Jun doesn't believe in such things as pies from the sky, "If it is done, how much profit can you give me?"

Gu Wugen stretched out four fingers directly.

Laojun shook his head slightly: "I am four and you are six?"

"No, no, no," Gu Wugen denied, "You six and I four."

Laojun mastered alchemy technology, he needed this kind of technology, so he was willing to give up enough profits to win Laojun in the early stage.

Laojun laughed: "Why should I cooperate with you? I can also develop it myself, can't I?"

Gu Wugenan nodded confidently, walked two steps along the door, and said: "Yes, you can indeed develop and earn money by yourself, but do you know the order of applying makeup? Do you know that you need care before applying makeup? You know What kind of makeup do you need for your face shape?"

Three questions in a row instantly confused Laojun.

Where is he going to know the answers to these questions.

Gu Wugen stood at the same spot, raised his head slightly to look at Laojun, and said in a light tone: "Old gentleman, since I came to you, I have full confidence. If you cooperate with me, we will make money together. If you don't come with me I cooperated, and I just lost a project, not much loss."

After finishing speaking, Gu Wugen said to Zhu Bajie: "Lao Zhu, let's go first. Let Lao Jun think about it."

"Wait a minute—"

(End of this chapter)