I can't hide my ability

Chapter 12 Zhu Bajie's New Goal

"There is still a distance from here to Guanghan Palace, can you really get there with a stick of incense?" Gu Wugen was a little skeptical, and according to Wang Dashan, it would take at least half a day to get there.

Zhu Bajie grinned and laughed: "My lord, don't worry, their slow speed doesn't mean mine is slow, let's go!"

Then Zhu Bajie released his mana, wrapped Gu Wugen and the others inside, turned into a beam of light and shot them away rapidly, the speed was not twice or twice as fast.

Looking at the rapidly receding scenery, Gu Wugen quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.He found that he definitely made a lot of money by fooling Zhu Bajie in.

Zhu Bajie's strength and status far exceed Lei Gong and Wang Dashan, and the benefits he can bring to himself are far more than what he has seen so far.

"If there is a chance, we must pull that monkey into the team. His speed of a somersault cloud is definitely the best choice for express delivery!" Gu Wugen has already started planning his own team.

Gu Wugen's blood suddenly boiled. The express transportation on the earth mainly depends on manpower. Even if there are countless vehicles and couriers, the efficiency is still terribly low.But it's different in the heaven. Every god has different means, and the efficiency of doing things must be much higher than that in the world.

When Gu Wugen was in the process of conceiving the Tianting express team, Zhu Bajie’s cheap laughter suddenly came from his ears, “Hey, I can finally see my Chang’e Fairy again, so excited! Sir, do you want me to change my outfit? Dress up?"

dress up?With your pig head and pig body, which girl would like you?
Gu Wugen thought so in his heart, but he couldn't say it in his mouth, after all, Zhu Bajie was a team member he wanted very much.

"Old Zhu, do you want to hear the truth?" Gu Wugen said after careful consideration.

Zhu Bajie nodded repeatedly, motioning Gu Wugen to tell him quickly.

"Actually, you and Chang'e have no chance at all. Whether it's Hou Yi or Er Lang Shen, they are better than you in terms of appearance. Based on my years of experience, all beautiful women like handsome men. Lao Zhu, you still have a long way to go. what."

Gu Wugen said with a smile, trying to be tactful.

Zhu Bajie's face sank as expected, and after a long time he sighed and said: "Hey, my old pig knows it too, but my old pig just likes her. My lord, you are knowledgeable and resourceful, can you help my old pig out?" Ideas?"

Gu Wugen had a smile on his face, but he couldn't help complaining in his heart.

He knew that Zhu Bajie was a smart man, so he said, "There are so many beauties in heaven, you old pig want status and status, why hang yourself on a tree like Chang'e? I don't believe that there are no beauties in heaven to give you secret glances. "

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up instantly when he heard the words, he patted his head vigorously, and said excitedly: "My lord, you are so right. Back then I only knew that Chang'e's beauty was praised by the whole heaven, but I and After getting in touch with her, I found that she didn't have anything suitable for me except for her beauty. But you know, men are good at face, I took the first step, so I can't just give up like that!"

Gu Wugen sighed softly, this kind of emotional problem is happening all the time in the world, for him, a modern five-hearted young man who has watched countless love chicken soup, it is too simple.

"Old pig, no matter what, if it wasn't for Chang'e, you should be doing better than you are now, right? As long as you live well, there are a lot of beauties for you to choose from. So, some people have things that should be given up or given up. Come on, living your own life is better than anything else!"

Gu Wugen directly gave Zhu Bajie a chicken soup for the soul that he had seen. Zhu Bajie, who had never been in contact with such advanced thoughts, had an instant epiphany. He looked at Gu Wugen excitedly, and almost gave him a pig's kiss.

"Okay, okay, we are coming. You must hold on for a while, and you'd better act aloof." Gu Wugen warned again, for fear that Zhu Bajie would instantly change back to Brother Zhu after seeing Chang'e.

"Don't worry, sir, my old pig has already chosen a target. Hehehe, Seven Fairies is also a good choice." Zhu Bajie said confidently.

Gu Wugen quickly shut his mouth, Zhu Bajie really has no self-knowledge, Chang'e has no deep background except for being beautiful, but the Seven Fairies are different, the consequences of offending the Seven Fairies are many times more serious than those of offending Chang'e.

When Gu Wugen decides to talk about chicken soup for the soul in the future, he must be more cautious, so as not to send people to a dead end.

Seeing this scene, the three Wang Dashan brothers kept their mouths tightly shut, struggling to hold back their smiles, and their admiration for Gu Wugen also increased wildly in just one day.

"Guanghan Palace, my old pig is back!"

Suddenly, Zhu Bajie's voice like a broken gong rang in Gu Wugen's ear, followed by a wave of unrestrained laughter.

Gu Wugen was furious immediately, and couldn't help reaching out and patting Zhu Bajie's head, saying, "You're crazy, isn't it making you cold?"

"Ah, oh okay, I'm cold! I'm cold!" Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, but after he realized it, he answered again and again, completely ignoring the fact that he was slapped on the head by a man with no magic power. .

Seeing Zhu Bajie's reaction, Gu Wugen breathed a sigh of relief subconsciously. Just now, he acted in a hurry and didn't give Zhu Bajie any face at all. He was especially afraid that Zhu Bajie would turn his face against others and beat himself to death with a rake.

After Zhu Bajie calmed down, he tried his best to keep a straight face, making himself look very cold.

Gu Wugen nodded in satisfaction, and his eyes fell on the Guanghan Palace, which was already close in front of him.

At this moment, there was a rush of dog barking.

Wang Wang Wang!
Zhu Bajie's eyes widened immediately, and he cursed in a low voice: "Damn it, why is Xiaotiangou here? Could it be that bastard Erlangshen is here too?"

Erlang God?
This guy is also Chang'e's crazy suitor.

It seems that this trip to Guanghan Palace may not be as smooth as expected, especially with Zhu Bajie with him.

The barking of the roaring dog came again, and Gu Wugen looked intently, only to see a big black dog the size of a buffalo grinning at him, with angry hostility shining in its scarlet eyes.

"Old Zhu, Xiaotiangou has enmity with you?" Gu Wugen wondered, it was the first time for him and Wang Dashan and others to come to Guanghan Palace, so the behavior of Xiaotiangou must have something to do with Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie scratched his head in embarrassment, and explained: "Three Eyes bullied me before. I couldn't beat him, so I beat his dog. Then the little beast hated me."

Hit someone's dog if you can't beat the owner?
Gu Wugen was depressed, Zhu Bajie, what kind of weird brain circuit is this?
"Remember, don't cause trouble for me for a while, otherwise we will have no friends to do it!" Gu Wugen urged again.

Zhu Bajie nodded repeatedly, and led the four of them to land in front of Guanghan Palace.

At this time, Xiaotiangou's body was full of breath, and his body lay down slightly, it was actually ready to fight.

　Thanks to Feifei, who was born in the 90s, and two old friends who are in love with Shensi for their rewards and support, and thank you for laughing at Yunjuan Yunshu, the director of the Golden Chamber Research Office, and many brothers and sisters for their recommendation tickets and monthly tickets. Jingye found that she has been a little lazy recently, welcome Everyone reminds us in various ways ^_^
　　
　
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