Poor family mother and son

Everyone was eating in the same hall, even if they were not sitting at the same table, they could still hear each other talking, so when the meal was halfway through, the people at several tables unified the topic: discussing men's deceptive behavior.

One said: "The man in my family has a stubborn head. Sometimes I am anxious to settle the bills, so I ask him to help wash the dishes. He is good, let him do the dishes, and never wash the pot!"

One said: "If you want to talk about it, it has to be my guy. Others look for things with their hands, but he looks for them with his mouth!"

At this time, someone asked: "It's not a pig, it relies on its mouth, how can a person rely on its mouth to find something?"

The unmarried girls covered their mouths with laughter, but the married daughter-in-law was generous: "It doesn't matter if he put the things by himself or not, as long as he looks for something, he shouts: 'Daughter-in-law, where are my socks?' , 'Daughter-in-law, where's the backpack?'"

Someone answered: "That's right! We don't even know how they survived before they got married!"

Some are even more vicious: "Let me tell you something, look, any man is like this, it's... It's underwear! The ones are broken, with holes in them, and they can't be patched, just Don't throw it away!"

Now it's time to blow up the temple!Every man is like this!
"Isn't it! One day I took advantage of the opening of my house to take a shower, secretly threw his underwear away, and put new ones on the shelf. As a result, he didn't wear them at all, so he just stood naked in the tub and scolded me. I'll bring the old one back to him!"

"It's the same at my house. It's as thin as gauze. It doesn't need to be exposed to the light to be transparent, and there are holes in it. If you use it to catch fish, it will leak out, and none of them can stop it!"

"Then what happened afterwards? Did you pick it up or not?"

"I picked it up. What if I don't pick it up? Just let him stand naked in the bathtub to dry? That won't make him sick! But I told him that I threw the old underwear into the stove, and it was stained with ashes. Wash it, then get a new one and put it on!"

"That's good, let's be content! Your house doesn't let you throw it away, just wash it; my house doesn't let you wash it, it's almost patted!"

"No, mine is the same! If you have to wash it, he will cry to you, saying that you washed his soul away, and there is no hope of living in this life!"

Chu Qing: "..."

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, the Chu family boy is such a Chu family boy!
Chu Qing and Huang Rong listened to their discussion while eating, their shoulders twitched with joy, Mu Nianci even held the chopsticks in one hand and covered his stomach with the other, unable to swallow the food in his mouth, almost showing his abs from laughing.

Underpants started to develop from the Baolu Group. At that time, Chu Qing prepared boxer shorts for Xiaobao, so that he could wear them cool in summer. Chu Yuan and Bai Jiaxing looked at them with hot eyes and wanted to, but they were too embarrassed to ask. .

At that time, the family didn't have much money, so it wasn't cost-effective to ask a tailor to do it, so Chu Qing assigned the work to Zhang Erni and the others to rush out a batch.

In this way, the boys of the Chu family became the first batch of people to wear underwear. Later, when the soldiers came, the soybean oil at home also made money. Make the panties together.

Underpants are made by women at home for ordinary people, and they don't buy them in tailor shops, so Chu Qing doesn't know if they are popularized nationwide, but they are popularized very well within the Chu family.

At that time, cotton cloth was very expensive, and Chu Qing couldn't afford cotton underwear, so he used Gebu or linen to make underwear for Tong Tong.

In order to achieve the purpose of softness and comfort, it is natural not to use strong thick materials, but thin materials that are not of good quality and loosely woven.

After washing with water and twisting several times, it is easy to break holes.

But Gebu or sackcloth becomes softer the longer they are worn and washed, so it's no wonder that the boys are reluctant to throw them away after they are worn out.

The unmarried girls, including Chu Zhuang and Chu Li, all blushed when they heard it, but couldn't help not listening, Chu Qing couldn't be happier with the look of wanting to hear but being shy.

In this world, the defense between men and women is too serious. Even if it is clear that men and women can sit together in the family, the sexes don't know much about each other—nobody gives them a physical hygiene class.

Chu Qing didn't stop them from joking and discussing, just listen, it's good for the married to teach the unmarried some experience.

These topics finally stopped when Xiaobao came in with Shui Xiaomao and Master Lu.

But it opened a new topic, started by Shui Xiaomao.

After the eight maomao arrived in Voss, they really hadn't been idle. They used their white skin to successfully sneak into the upper-class social circle of Wangcheng.

With sufficient funds from the "White House" and information from the Chu family's boys in the secret investigation department, they turned into nobles from the offshoot of the royal family and got a lot of secret information about King Voss.

"Do you know that Kailidi is not the seed of King Voss!" Shui Xiaomao began to "spread nonsense".

"What?" When the news came out, everyone was shocked.

The head of a country is actually full of green grasslands?
Shui Xiaomao was very happy to see something that surprised even Chu Qing, which meant that they, Mao Mao, hadn't been busy for half a year!

Shui Xiaomao didn't eat any rice, and said, "To be exact, none of the sons of King Vos are his offspring except the Ninth Prince!"

Wow!

Chu Qing glanced at everyone in the hall, all the women looked at his table, at Xiaomao, the fire of gossip gushed out from their eyes, as if Xiaomao Shui could be burned to ashes if he spoke a little slower.

People are curious about such things, especially if it is King Voss's housework.

Thinking about it, it is true that there are scandals of "red apricot cheating" in ordinary people's homes, let alone a master like the king of a country?

This is the most down-to-earth thing!
It turns out that even if you become a king, you can't stand the cheating in the back house!
Chu Qing wondered if it was inappropriate for this kind of secret to spread like this.

Xiaobao only saw Shui Xiaomao after waking up this morning, so it was the first time he heard about it, so he couldn't help but slapped him on the head: "How old are you to talk about these things? You can't avoid meat and vegetables at such a young age!"

Shui Xiaomao was about to refute, but Xiaobao shook his head lightly, so he had no choice but to suppress the urge to continue talking, and rounded up his words: "Who made his son look like him except Lao Jiu."

Shui Xiaomao was depressed. When Voss heard the news, Da Mao refused to let him speak out, saying that he could only speak after seeing Xiaobao.

Now not only did I see Xiaobao, but I also saw Aunt Chu, and this was something that Aunt Chu didn't know about, but I still didn't want to say it, really!It suffocated him!

"Hey!" Everyone looked back to the dishes on their dining table.

It doesn't matter if you don't look like a mother. There are many people who look like your father and mother, so it's nothing unusual.

Some people began to discuss: "Which king is not a bunch of daughters-in-law, and the children can't all be like him, right? It's normal to not look like him."

Some people echoed: "Yes, the nine sons of the Dragon are all different, why, the same father, not the same mother!"

So, the women's topic shifted to who married a concubine, who raised a concubine, and who's wife had no children, and the concubine gave birth to two or three first.