Poor family mother and son

Chapter 739 I'm a scumbag!

Chapter 739 I'm a scumbag!
The second, fourth and fifth princes are old after all, so it's not easy to go up and reprimand Xiaobao and the others when they hear the noise - isn't that as despicable as listening to someone's corner?I could only hold my breath and leave.

But the sixty-seven, eighty-ninety princes don't do it, and want to punish Xiaobao's crime, but it's still the same sentence: young age is flawed.

If a child quarrels, can he still sue the emperor?Besides, Xiaobao has a reputation as a scholar, and these princes, apart from being the emperor's son, have no real power at all.

Xiao Bao was naturally not afraid of them, and said sarcastically: "Then tell me, what is the use of you? Can you carry it on your shoulders or your hands?

Is the four-body body able to work or distinguish the five grains?Or can you recognize the six animals, distinguish the seven emotions and understand the eight tones? "

Seeing that the sixth prince was going to retort, Xiaobao could guess what he wanted to say, it was nothing more than "you understand if we don't understand? We are useless but you are useful?" Xiaobao stretched out a hand and waved it: "Don't be afraid, I can do this!

Also, I can help my mother make money, I can also make gold and silver steamed buns, and I can also make tabletop cuju. My knowledge is better than you, but I am more useful than you! "

How irritating!
But Xiaobao didn't finish his sentence: "Don't say that I don't respect the etiquette of emperors and ministers, you are not emperors, and I am not a minister!
Besides, why should I study with you?Why do you all have accompanying readers?

Is it because you can't read well?

So, my existence is to create an atmosphere for you to study. With me as a top student, I can increase your sense of shame and urge you scumbags to make progress! "

Although it is the first time for the princes to hear terms like "xueba" and "xueba", they are too common, and they can be understood as soon as they are heard. Knowing is better than not knowing, which is even more annoying!

The Seventh Prince immediately retorted: "We are the king! Who said the royal family is not the king? You have to give us the respect we deserve!"

Xiaobao shook his head helplessly: "Okay, scumbag, I don't understand anything. How dare you ask for this or that?"

Learn from Mr. Scumbag!
After being hit, the sixty-seven-eighty-ninety prince suddenly felt that there was nothing to love, and he didn't even want to play tabletop cuju, so he left.

The result of leaving is to go back and complain to their respective mothers and concubines, and then their mothers will blow the emperor's pillow, and the emperor will naturally ask the husband if he has the knowledge to test Xiaobao.

But Xiaobao was tinkering with his desktop cuju in the garden every day, and he didn't go to class at all, so the husband had to go to Xiaobao himself.

After some school examinations, the conclusion is that Xiaobao is not suitable to study with the sixty, seventy, eighty and ninety princes, and Xiaobao's knowledge is far superior to those of the princes.

"Your Majesty, that child's knowledge is very complicated, and he is broad but not masterful. It is not suitable to take classes with the little princes. He will lead the princes astray." The gentleman reported to the emperor against his will.

I can't tell the truth, sir, I want to say that everyone is a scholar, and their knowledge is good. Don't worry about getting up early to go to school every day, but the progress is slow. One class has to be divided into three sections, which is not as good as Xiaobao's. .

But this remark would make the emperor unhappy, so the master said that Xiao Bao would affect the studies of the little princes and was not suitable to be their companion.

"So how do you compare with the second child?" the emperor asked.

Since she was helping Chuqing "take care" of the child, she had to put on a show.

The gentleman bowed hastily: "The old ministers discussed it, and think that the child is far inferior to the second prince and the others, but..."

The gentleman swallowed his saliva, this sentence is a lie again, because Xiaobao's current knowledge is no worse than that of the second prince and the others, and when he was tested, he found that the child had reservations and was hiding his clumsiness.

"Although the child's studies overlap with the second prince's, his knowledge is superficial. I'm afraid it won't help the princes in their studies; but he can follow the princes to learn more solidly." The gentleman finally came to a conclusion.

In this way, Xiaobao had a class with the second, fourth and fifth princes.

The first prince and the third prince don't come to class every day because of their health, um...the wind, thunder, rain, and snow don't come; they don't come when the seasons change; they don't come when the temperature difference is big; they don't come on holidays... Come any other time.

Every time in class, the teacher saw Xiaobao frantically writing.

At first I thought that Xiaobao was recording the interpretation, but my husband was very satisfied: This kid may be younger than the princes, but he has a good attitude towards learning, and he is a self-motivated person.

But a few days later, my husband obviously didn't teach a new lesson, but was reviewing an old lesson, and Xiaobao was still writing hard, so my husband was puzzled.

When I walked to Xiaobao's side, I took a look... What the hell?Orange urn?

"Chu understand!" Mr. knocked on the table: "What are you doing?"

Xiaobao: "Mr. Hui, the students are writing articles."

Mr.: "What article are you writing?"

Xiaobao: ""Kyoto on the Bite of the Tongue", today I wrote about the practice of 'orange urn', telling the characteristics of cooking from south to north."

Goo... The second prince's stomach groaned.

Mr. picked up Xiaobao's paper and read it: "Sweet orange and crab moon, new wine chrysanthemum sky... use oranges that are yellow and ripe, truncate the top, scoop out the flesh, and leave a little liquid... mix the crab claw meat with egg liquid and fat Ding... add orange juice and stir fry..."

Gulu... The fourth prince's stomach groaned.

Xiao Bao continued: "You can also replace swimming crabs with river crabs, and eggs with crab roe...Use orange as a vessel, use sweetness to remove fishy smell, and the two flavors of crab and orange match, the crab meat and orange juice are yellow and white, and the salty and sour blend;
The aroma of wine and orange, fresh and tender crab meat, wrapped in sweet and sour orange juice, make people eat both fragrant and fresh, which can be described as "gratifying to watch, interesting to eat..."

Gululu... the stomachs of the three princes groaned in unison, especially the fifth prince.

The teacher had no choice but to control the scene, glared at Xiaobao, and then continued with the class.

During lunch break, Xiao Bao was called by Mr.

Because it was the class that the emperor specially ordered to be transferred, the teacher didn't know the emperor's intention, so he didn't dare to criticize too much, but let Xiaobao bring the food to eat with him.

"Chu understand, you must concentrate on your studies..." The teacher began with a series of persuasive words: "Don't let down the emperor's painstaking efforts...

Don't affect the learning mood of the princes;

Even if you are already familiar with the homework, you must be humble and cautious to learn from it. The so-called learning the new by reviewing the past...

The Master said: "Those who know are not as good as those who like it, and those who like it are not as good as those who enjoy it." Therefore, first of all, you must enjoy learning.
"Zhuangzi" said: "My life has a limit, but knowledge has no limit." How can we waste time? ..."

Yun Yun.

Mr. eats and talks, eats and talks well, and thinks he is approachable and lenient to others, and he doesn't care about the rule of "don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep", and doesn't mean to lead by example .

The rules are all about restraining people who are lower than yourself.

But he is a teacher, and as a student, Xiaobao has to "respect the teacher and respect the way". He can only stand while he is sitting, watch him while he is eating, and listen while he is hungry while he is talking.

If you really come out to mess around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later—the princes’ stomachs were screaming when they hooked up in class, and now my stomach is cramping from hunger.

*Note: Four bodies: hands and feet;
Five grains: millet, millet, wheat, bean, hemp;

Six livestock: horses, cows, sheep, chickens, dogs, hogs;

Seven emotions: joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil, desire;

Eight tones: gourd, clay, leather, wood, jade, metal, string, bamboo.

"Three Character Classics" says: rice sorghum, wheat millet.These six grains are what people eat.

Horses, cattle and sheep, chickens, dogs and hogs.These six animals are fed by people.

Said joy and anger, said sorrow and fear.Love, evil desire, seven emotions.

Pao soil leather, wood stone gold.Silk and bamboo are octaves.

*Cold knowledge: People’s staple food is grain, which has three kinds of sayings: five grains, six grains, and nine grains.

The three versions are all said by the same person—Zheng Xuan of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

When he commented on the "five grains" in "Zhou Li·Tianguan·Disease Medicine", "using five flavors, five grains, and five medicines to nourish one's disease", he said: "Five grains: hemp, millet, millet, wheat, and beans";
When annotating the "six grains" in "Zhou Li Tian Guan Shan Fu" "The gift of every king, eat six grains", it says: "稌, millet, millet, beam, wheat, fried";
In the note "Zhou Li·Tianguan·Dazai" "Nine positions for ten thousand people: one is the nine grains of agriculture, agriculture and production" "Nine Valleys" said: "Nine Valleys: millet, millet, sorghum, rice, hemp, big and small beans, large wheat."

Regardless of the grain, he said, alas, an expert.

(End of this chapter)

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