Poor family mother and son

Chapter 730
No matter how the emperor listened to Xiaobao's words, he didn't like it, but he couldn't refute it.

Studying is indeed hard work, and he himself was depressed when he was a child. If he hadn't lost his mother's protection when he was too young, he probably wouldn't have studied it so hard in the hope of attracting his father's attention.

"Your majesty, look, the kid hasn't finished the painting yet, and I haven't shown it to my mother, so I don't know if I can make it." Xiaobao took out a piece of paper from his arms. The paper was very big, but it was folded small. some.

Eunuch Li stepped forward and spread out the paper, and the emperor saw it... What kind of stuff is this!

I saw a bunch of messy patterns on the white paper, which seemed to be an exploded diagram of something, but the outline was still unclear, as if the train of thought was not smooth.

"Chu Qing, take a look!" The emperor pointed at the drawing, "Your son must call his mother, I'm afraid you are the only one who can understand what this drawing is about?"

Chu Qing walked over to have a look - what is there that I don't understand?Isn't it just an exploded view of a foosball table!
It's just that Xiaobao is not very sure about the size of each wooden board, because the square board Chu Qing made for him is set according to the modern millimeter and centimeter scales. unit of measurement.

Looking at it this way, it looks like a pile of fly legs and a big knife.

There are also the costumes of the players of the two teams designed by Xiaobao, which are also drawn according to the way Daxuan people dress.

"Is this Cuju?" Chu Qing pretended to "guess it roughly", "You want to play Cuju on the table?"

"Yes, mother!" Xiaobao said happily, he knew it, and mother understood it at a glance.

"Then your calculation here is wrong!" Chu Qing said, and reached out to take out a pen, but it didn't work, and she didn't bring her pocket.

Be clear about this person, you can't show her the diagrams, she likes to see all the drawings that are not circuit diagrams, and she is rare for any drawings that do not involve her job, especially the mechanical ones.

Sometimes she thought, if she didn't have to go to college, she really wanted to be a carpenter.

"Why is it wrong?" Xiaobao leaned over to look at it, and handed over the pen by the way.

The emperor was instantly depressed—he was eating!

"Here you have to consider the diameter of the ball and the distance between the player and the ground. According to your current figures, wouldn't the ball get stuck under your feet?" Chu Qing had already begun to draw a schematic diagram on the side.

The empress and princess looked like ducks listening to thunder—if they understood or not, they all turned their eyes to the emperor.

The emperor wanted to show that he understood, but he had to show it!

So, the emperor asked: "Why do you think this... this thing is suitable for princes?"

Is there even a need to ask, Xiaobao thought to himself: You have exempted the physical education class, the princes have nothing to play, and no one would like to go to class.

Xiao Bao replied: "Going back to the emperor, the princes 'in and out' every day, except for half an hour for lunch, there are only two breaks in between, each time not exceeding a quarter of an hour, it is really hard work."

To say that the royal family educates children is indeed a "chicken baby".

The place where the princes go to class is called Zishantang. Xiaobao said that "Mao in Shen Chu" means that they enter the class every day at Mao time, and school ends at Shen time.

Arrive at school at 15:[-] in the morning and leave at [-]:[-] in the afternoon. I spend [-] hours a day in school. Except for less than an hour for lunch, there are only two breaks in the whole day, and each time is less than [-] minutes.

For these two breaks, they are not allowed to wander around. At most, they just discuss some academic problems together, otherwise they will be punished, such as being punished to stand.

Of course, the real punishment is the companion reading.

State schools don't do this, which shows that the royal family has higher requirements for children's education.

However, the riding and archery class that should be held in the afternoon has long been changed to art subjects such as piano and chess because of the weak physique of the princes, and the archery class has become empty.

In other words, gym class, canceled!

In this way, we have to beware of the emperor coming to check the homework when school is over at five o'clock in the afternoon.

"Look, it's just a little bit of time between classes. If you don't let me walk around, how far can you go? Life lies in exercise. How can it be good for your health if you don't move?

But what can princes do?What's the point of dismissing class if it's just talking about it at most, but only discussing homework?
So, Your Majesty, this kid made this thing with a rule: no need to talk about homework after class;

Let’s talk about this thing made by the kid: this is tabletop cuju, you can’t go to the garden to play cuju, you can also play in the classroom, you see, this and this combination, put this on this, and then turn it like this, this villain will... ..."

Xiaobao gestured to the drawings, and the emperor heard a bunch of "this and this", but didn't understand which one it was.

Xiaobao: "Mother just said that this needs to be modified, and this one needs to be made smaller, and the proportion can be enlarged..."

The queen and princess ate food in silence, and they would not eat anything else.

Chu Qing listened carefully, ready to cooperate with Xiaobao at any time.

Sure enough, the emperor was impatient to hear "this and that", interrupted Xiaobao, and asked: "What I'm asking is: Why do you think this thing is suitable for princes!"

Xiaobao looked puzzled: "Didn't I just say that it doesn't take much space or effort! Your Majesty, for a quarter of an hour, you can't even go to the latrine to squat in a big hole!"

This is true, the palace is so big, but there are not many toilets, and they are all located in relatively corners, even if you run there, it will take five or six minutes.

Although the environment in the toilet is comfortable, the clothes are complicated, and it takes 2 minutes to take off the clothes.

"Your majesty, do the math," Xiaobao counted the time with his fingers: "Let's use an analogy, in case something bad happens to your stomach, or you catch a cold or something, and your stomach and intestines are wrenching pain, you want to go to the hospital." Toilet, can you run? Dare to run?
Of course not!If you really run, why not sparks and lightning all the way, giving birth to "Huang Lian" every step of the way, and sprinkling golden juice all over the place? "

"Ouch!" The princess ran away first, and the queen wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, and got up: "Your Majesty, this concubine is going to see Zhaohua." She also ran away.

"Your Majesty forgive me, I have nothing to say!" Chu Qing hastily got up and pleaded guilty.

Emma, ​​he is really my own son!Chu Qing thought: Normally, the boys in the family speak meat accents most of the time when eating, but my son speaks authentic "yellow" accents.

The emperor's face was blue and white, and he wanted to reprimand him, but the child's mother kept apologizing. If you really want to blame it, it seems that the emperor is too small-minded to blame... It's disgusting!
Just when the emperor was holding his breath and didn't decide whether to reprimand Xiaobao, Xiaobao didn't stop his words: "Mother, people have three urgencies, this is inevitable!"

Then he continued to say to the emperor in a serious manner: "Of course, boy, this is just an analogy. Princes are not prone to these situations, but people eat whole grains, and it is hard to guarantee, right?
Furthermore, the princes are delicate and expensive, too much exercise is not suitable for them now;
But physical exercise is necessary, and exercise can be continuously increased. Right now, let the prince play this kind of tabletop cuju, which saves time and space, moves hands, moves eyes, and cooperates with hands and eyes. It is the mind that is exercised! "

The last sentence is a serious return to the emperor's words.

(End of this chapter)