I am Master Maoshan

Chapter 596

This middle-aged man really took money to do things, and he really arranged Liu Jun and the others at the front, and he was only a stone's throw away from the coffin, very close.

But Liu Jun wasn't interested. He had seen too many dead people, not to mention dead people, who were half-dead, and who were alive and kicking after death. He didn't see much.

Not to mention an ordinary dead person lying motionless, so he wasn't interested at all, he just glanced casually, and his eyes froze instantly, full of resentment.

That's right, if it were him who died and was watched by people in the yard during the funeral, like watching a monkey, he wouldn't be resentful, it would be a monstrous flame.

Moli Liuli, and even Li Bai sensed that something was wrong, that is, Xiang Hao, the member of the Psychic Association, and Jiang Ling were enthusiastically pointing and pointing.

Liu Jun rolled his eyes, he was afraid of the old lady who was about to cheat, so he sat up abruptly and bit off Xiang Hao's finger.

"Uncle, do you know what's going on here?" Liu Jun asked.

"What's the situation? Isn't this a funeral, a happy funeral?" the uncle said inexplicably.

"Come on, uncle, take this and tell me in detail." Liu Jun reached out and took a box of Huazi from Li Bai's pocket, and handed it to the uncle.

The uncle's eyes lit up, and he put the cigarette in his pocket with a young man's very upbeat expression, "Young man, let me tell you, when you came in, was there a man with a mole on his cheek, who was about the same age as me?" "

Liu Jun nodded, seeing the uncle's mysterious look, Liu Jun felt that he might need to know something.

"The man's name is Wan Bao, and he has a younger sister, the one standing next to the coffin, named Wan Lu. The two brothers and sisters have no good things. Their own mother is lying in the coffin. The old lady shits and pees Pull these two things together, but do you know where they live for the old lady? Look over there." The uncle pouted to the side.

Liu Jun and the others looked at the uncle's line of sight, a cowshed, a cowshed in the true sense, neither cool in summer nor hot in winter, a cowshed that neither sheltered from wind nor rain.

To put it bluntly, this place is not only for people to live in, but even for cattle, even cattle hate it.

"The old lady is actually quite nice, and her body is considered strong. Look at that middle-aged woman who is gnashing her teeth, her name is Ma Lan. She is Wanbao's neighbor. She treats the old lady like a real mother. She gives food, drinks, clothes and clothes. Take it back to live, if it weren't for Ma Lan to take care of the old lady every day, would the old lady live to be 84 years old?"

The uncle sighed, and when he saw Wanbao walking by, he didn't say a word, and waited for Wanbao to go to another place, and then continued, "Although this Ma Lan is a good person, good people don't get rewarded. Look at her neck, there is a cancerous tumor. Even so, Ma Lan still took care of the old lady. Unfortunately, the Wanbao Wanlu brothers and sisters are not a thing. They went to Ma Lan and said that Malan likes to take care of the old lady. They bought it for 3 yuan."

"Damn it!" Liu Jun remained silent the whole time, Liuli couldn't help it, cursed, and was about to release the little colorful snake.

"Liu Li, restrain yourself, how long do you think they can live?" Liu Jun pointed to the coffin, Liu Li instantly understood, and took back Xiao Cai. With such a big resentment, the old lady must have killed Wanbao Wanlu the first time she cheated on the corpse. brother and sister.

The uncle was a little confused, because the little colorful snake was small, so the uncle didn't see it at all, and he didn't know that standing next to him was a witch from Miaojiang, with a lot of poison on her body.

Seeing the face of the box of Huazi given by Liu Jun, the uncle saw that Liu Jun and the others were filled with righteous indignation, and lightly patted Liu Jun on the shoulder, "Young man, I know you are angry, but in the final analysis, it is his family's business. If you make a move, it's unreasonable. Also, look at those standing over there, Wan Bao is a gangster in this village, and those few are following him. If you really do it, you will suffer."

Liu Jun smiled kindly at the uncle, saying that he would not do anything, and reassured the uncle that although this uncle is a little greedy for money, he is still a good person.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Jun looked at Malan who had been taking care of the old lady. There was anger in Malan's eyes. It could be seen that she was very dissatisfied with Wanbao Wanlu's treating the old lady as an exhibit for everyone to buy tickets to visit. .

It's just that she is a woman, and she can't do anything when she is angry.

Liu Jun opened his eyes and looked at the back of Ma Lan. The obvious light of merit showed that this Ma Lan often did good deeds, but how could such a person have a cancer on his neck.

Look at that Wan Lu again, her mother is not filial, what kind of a good person can she be? Liu Jun saw that it was true, a typical image of a rural woman, with a slightly bloated figure and a fierce face, whoever owed her millions It seems that she is that kind of shrew at first glance.

Realizing that someone was looking at her, Wan Lu followed her eyes and gave Liu Jun a hard look.

Liu Jun touched his nose in embarrassment, and looked away. This kind of shrew cannot be provoked.

The noise at the funeral made Liu Jun a little drowsy, but Liu Jun knew something about the funeral. Generally speaking, family members at the funeral were not allowed to cry, and they had to invite the troupe to sing.

It's just that nowadays most people don't like to listen to opera, so they turned into singing. A few very coquettishly dressed women ignited everyone's attention after dancing.

On TV, or some short video platforms, we often see this custom of happy and mourning.

Regarding the customs, Liu Jun has no right to say too much, he just feels that he can't accept it. He has seen other funerals before. Although people are playing and playing, they are not like this, with simple clothes and vigorous singing and dancing.

It gave Liu Jun a feeling of dancing on the grave, which was very uncomfortable.

With the noise around, the resentment of the old lady in the coffin became more and more intense. Liu Jun estimated that once the old lady cheated on the corpse, she would definitely be that kind of resentful corpse.

As the name suggests, the resentment corpse is because of the stasis of resentment, and the deceitful corpse is also a type of zombie, but it is more powerful than ordinary zombies.

"Everyone be quiet, be quiet." Wan Bao motioned for the music to stop first, and the dancing sexy girls also stopped and stood aside. Wan Bao took a microphone and found a slightly higher place to stand.

"Let's stop for a moment. Next, it's time for the old lady to enter the coffin. I need to put on a shroud for the old lady. Do you want to see it? Give me a reward if you want to see it." After Wan Bao finished speaking, his sister Wan Lu held an iron plate , Walking by the tourists around, there are really a lot of people who put money in, ranging from ten yuan to one hundred, and Xiang Hao even threw a stack of them, with a smug expression on his face.

This wad of money caused exclamations in the audience, and Wanbao nodded in satisfaction, "Come on, come on, distinguished guest, you can move forward so that you can see more clearly."

Xiang Hao really pulled Jiang Ling forward a few steps. Originally, their positions were closer to the front, but now they were closer, and they were almost lying in a coffin.

After Wan Lu collected a round of money, she turned around and came back to stand aside, ready to dress the old lady, her reluctance and reluctance formed a sharp contrast with the sad Ma Lan beside her.

"Here we come..." A gust of dark wind blew, Liu Jun muttered something, and pulled the uncle who had just talked to him back a few steps.

The uncle looked puzzled, but he followed Liu Jun and took a few steps back, "What's the matter, young man?"

"There is a situation, it's better for you to stay away, uncle." Liu Jun didn't explain too much.

The uncle saw that Liu Jun and the others retreated. Although he didn't know what was going to happen, but judging by the appearance of Liu Jun and the others, it should be more dangerous.

There was a Taoist priest who, after muttering nonsense with a yellow talisman, burned the paper money and paper dolls. After the two "big filial sons" Wanbao and Wanlu burned incense respectively, they immediately opened the coffin and put on the shroud for the old man.

The moment the coffin lid was opened, Wan Bao felt a gust of evil wind coming, and he didn't pay attention to it. Looking at the stiff old lady inside the coffin, he took the shroud and put it on the old man's body without hesitation.

Wan Lu was terrified, she stood beside the coffin, closed her eyes, and kept asking her brother, "Is it all right? Hurry up, I'm going to die, just fool around."

"Be gentle, the old lady can't get your filial piety when she's alive, and can't you be gentle when she's dead?" Ma Lan scolded angrily.

"It seems that you are filial, doesn't it? If you want to be filial, then go along, anyway, you don't have a few days to live," Wan Bao replied impatiently.

Ma Lan was so angry that she couldn't speak for a moment, tears streaming down her cheeks. The doctor did ask her to remove the cancerous tumor on her neck earlier, but she didn't have that much money.

(End of this chapter)