I am Master Maoshan

Chapter 34 Judge Cui

After getting up at night, Liu Jun went to eat something with the fat man, and then went to the store.This time he didn't practice drawing symbols anymore, but practiced the "Taixuan Heart Sutra" given to him by Brother Gou.After practicing for a while, Brother Gou walked down.

"Don't practice for now, you two are now included in this business, go to the underworld." Brother Gou looked at Liu Jun and said to the fat man.

"Brother Dog, don't make trouble, can we come back after we go down?" Liu Jun said in horror.What, what are you doing, why do you have to go to the underworld.He hasn't had enough of the good life in Yangjian.

"What are you thinking about? It's not for you to die, but to live in the shadows. You have to go to the underworld to get a job and be recognized." Brother Gou looked at the terrified Liu Jun and explained.

"Ang Ang, now I understand, go down and take a second job. But we don't know the way, and we don't know how to do it."

"I'll go down with you in a while." After Brother Gou finished speaking, he gave Liu Jun a dog hair.

Not to mention, this dog's fur is quite soft, and it would be nice if I could gather some of the dog's fur to make a pillow.Thinking about it in my head, I started to look at Brother Gou.Liu Jun thought happily.

Brother Gou shivered, turned around and looked at Liu Jun and said, "Although I don't know what you are thinking, but if you look at me again, I will swallow you up." Liu Jun quickly bowed his head to express his admiration.

Brother Gou directed Liu Jun to find the red rope, tied him and the fat man's wrists together, and sat down cross-legged.

"Brother Dog, we don't need to set up a candle for incense or something? It doesn't mean that this soul is out of the body, and if there is any problem, the candle will go out. Can you warn me?" It's no wonder Liu Jun asked this question. For movies, candles are set, and rituals are done, so he keeps everything simple.

"Put candles? Do I need to post another happy word for you, and find a girl to worship with you!" Brother Gou walked up to them after speaking, and yelled to leave you.Then Liu Jun and the others changed places entirely.

It was gray, and the air quality was not up to standard.Immediately afterwards, the dog fur in his hand twitched and flew out, turning into Brother Gou.Brother Gou's operation is so handsome.If he knows this, when he sees a ghost in the future, he throws a bunch of hair out and turns into hundreds of Liu Jun, what the hell can't beat him?Liu Jun thought happily, it's great.

Follow Brother Gou and walk forward. If there is no accident, the dirt road under your feet should lead to the underworld.Because there is fog all around, this is the only way.After walking for a while, I saw a sign on the side of the road.Liu Jun and Fatty walked in to have a look:
Caring for the environment is everyone's responsibility.Please do not litter and human organs - local environmental protection bureau
Liu Jun and Fatty are not well.Not to mention this brand, what does the local environmental protection bureau do? Has the local government kept pace with the times?
Continuing to walk forward in a daze, suddenly saw a broken arm beside the road.Hehe, I know why the sign slogan of the Environmental Protection Bureau of the local government says that littering is not allowed. This looks quite scary.

After walking forward for a while, a gate appeared in front of me. There is only one adjective left for this gate, which is huge!There are three huge blue lanterns hung on the left and right sides of the gate, and the top of the gate is clearly written with the three characters of ghost gate closed.Originally, the style of painting was quite normal, but I don’t know which underworld boss with a bad head hung a banner on it:
"Welcome to Ghost Gate, welcome to gui men guan."

Hehe, the Chinese and English welcome words, people are dead, depressed, this whole welcome is heartbreaking.

Fatty Liu Jun and the two passed the gate of hell, and the road under their feet changed. Brother Gou said that this is Huangquan Road.There are many flowers blooming around Huangquan, and the flowers are very lush, but there is not a single leaf.This should be the flower of the other shore.After walking slowly for a while, I saw a wide and rushing river.It should be the legendary Wangchuan River.

The water of the Wangchuan River is blood-yellow, and it is full of lonely and wild ghosts who cannot be reincarnated. It is full of insects and snakes, and the wind is blowing.There is a bridge above the Wangchuan River, and there are several ghost messengers on the bridge, wearing red and black uniforms, holding long swords and shields in their hands.Looking at the notice boards and banners, Liu Jun thought all the ghost guards were holding guns.The ghost messengers kept checking the ghosts walking on the Naihe Bridge. Some ghosts walked to the other side of the bridge smoothly, and some were directly kicked into the Wangchuan River by the ghost messengers.

This place is not very smart either. The apple picking machine in Liu Jun's hometown can sort the apples, put the good ones into boxes, and put the bad ones into baskets, and they have to manually pick them.

Liu Jun followed Brother Gou to the Naihe Bridge, thinking that he had to line up, but who knew that Brother Gou led him and Fatty directly in the middle of the bridge.When those ghost messengers saw them, not only did they not stop them, but they stopped what they were doing and bowed to salute.At that moment, Liu Jun felt that he was awesome and drifted away.Like the leader inspecting, he almost nodded and smiled at the ghost.His eyes are filled with: Brat, you did a good job, I like what you mean.

Walk down the bridge, there is a stone on the right side of the bridge, which says Sansheng Stone.There is an earthen platform on the left side of the bridge, with the words Wangxiangtai written on it.There is a small pavilion next to Wangxiang Terrace, which is not big.There is a table under the pavilion with many bowls on it.There was a large pot beside the table, and a beautiful woman in white was stirring it gently with a long spoon.

When they passed the cauldron with Brother Gou, the woman in white looked up at Brother Gou and smiled slightly and nodded. Brother Gou immediately stood up and returned the salute, without saying a word, and continued walking.It is said that it was funny when Brother Gou stood upright and saluted, but Liu Jun didn't dare to laugh.Although he often dies, he still won't do what must die.

Brother Gou told Liu Jun as he walked that the woman in white was Po Meng.Meng Po is not strong, but she is indeed worthy of respect.

It is said that Po Meng was originally a Sanxian, but because she saw the countless grievances and grievances in the world, even if she died, she would not let go, so she came to the Wangchuan River in the Yincao Difu, and set up a cauldron at the head of the Naihe Bridge to release the world. The restless thoughts are refined into Mengpo soup for the ghost to drink, and then forget the love and hatred in life, unload the burden of life, and enter the next reincarnation.

Not long after passing the Naihe Bridge, a huge city appeared in front of him.The city wall is hundreds of feet high, and the city is surrounded by ghostly aura, full of gloom.There were several majestic ghost soldiers standing at the city gate, wearing copper-colored armor and holding long spears.

Walking into the city gate, I thought it looked like a ghost city, but I didn't expect it to be like an ancient city.There are many shops, selling things, buying things, shouting, and even performing acrobatics.Taking one's own head off and putting it back on is so exciting, but few ghosts are willing to watch it, and they probably will too.

All in all, Fengdu City is much more lively than expected.Fatty Liu Jun followed Brother Gou and continued to walk forward, and saw a place that looked like an ancient yamen.Looking up, the big characters of Hell Judicial Arbitration Office are shining brightly. The two ghost guards at the door saw Brother Gou salute slightly.

"Is Judge Cui here?" Brother Gou said that Judge Cui is the number one figure in the underworld. It is said that he is dressed in a red robe, holds a book of life and death in his left hand, and a pen in his right. Task.It is said that it can "manage the affairs of the yang during the day, resolve the grievances of the underworld at night, and pick people and ghosts, which is better than a god."

"The judge is here, Mr. Fu, please wait a moment, and I will report it right now." The ghost guard at the door ran inside after replying, and ran out again after a while, inviting them in.But why is this errand called Brother Gou, Master of Misfortune?

Walking in, I saw a place similar to the Yamen Shengtang.In a place similar to where the yamen master sits, there is a man writing hard.When the man saw us coming in, he stopped writing and walked down.This man should be Magistrate Cui, just wearing clothes, which made Liu Jun feel a little toothache. Can you believe a judge in a suit and leather shoes?
"Master Misfortune, why are you here? Last time you plucked Mr. Di Ting's hair, and now Mr. Di Ting is still looking for you everywhere." Judge Cui looked at Liu Jun and the others, and then bowed his hands to Mr. Dog again. said helplessly.

"It's okay, it's okay, that white-haired poodle is stingy, and it's not killing him to pluck some hair. This time I'm bringing Li Laodao's disciples down to make a registration. You can do it." After finishing speaking, the dog master went to Judge Cui He picked up the fruit where he had been sitting before and gnawed on it.

Liu Jun and Fatty felt like a huge wave in their hearts, it was so frightening.This lazy dog ​​brother actually dares to pull out the hair of Di Ting, the bull is out of the sky, the bull criticizes the dog brother, this thigh must be hugged in the future.

"Take Li Daochang's disciples to register as non-staff members. You two, just follow my subordinates to register." After finishing speaking, he ignored Liu Jun and the others, and went to talk to Brother Gou again.It is understandable what level Judge Cui is and what they are.It is estimated that without Brother Gou, they would not even be able to meet the judge, let alone talk to them.

A ghost messenger next to him stepped forward and made a gesture of invitation to Liu Jun and Fatty.He motioned to follow him, and started leading the way ahead.

(End of this chapter)