I am Master Maoshan

Chapter 22 Eight Bowls of Ramen
"Well, fat man, you're happy, it's a bit early. Your dharma name." Liu Jun looked at the fat man giggling all the time, and couldn't help it.

"Dharma name? What's wrong with the Dharma name?" The fat man asked in confusion.

"You turn around and think"

"Mentally retarded, mentally retarded, mentally retarded???" Fatty collapsed.

This child is so pitiful, no one teaches him to practice Buddhism.The whole name also belittles the IQ.Hahaha, Liu Jun couldn't help laughing.

"Brother, what is your dao name?"

"Qianzi!" Liu Jun's smile froze and he looked up at the sky.Sister, it's too early to laugh.

Two people with the same disease hugged each other and wept. This dharma name is so touching.

The two were emotional for a while, and Liu Jun touched the 3000 yuan in his pocket.Decided to buy a car first.After all, you can't take a bus with a fox in your arms.It's not good to leave it alone at home, this little fox is changing its teeth, and it can chew better than Erha.Picking up the little fox who was gnawing on the teacher's chair, he led the fat man to the street selling cars.

"Brother, what kind of car do you want to buy?" the fat man asked curiously.

"It's similar to Accord and Audi." Liu Jun replied.

Half an hour later, the fat man stared at the Yardi electric car brand in front of him in a daze.There's nothing wrong with that, the names are pretty much the same.

Holding the little fox in his arms and leading the fat man to the door, the owner who sells electric cars hurried out and ran directly to Liu Jun.As for why he didn't run after Fatty, it was probably because he was afraid of smashing his own brand name.

"Brother, buy an electric car. Look at this one. It has a snow-white body, black wheels, and slender handlebars. Does it look like Snow White?" This boss has a good literary talent.

"Don't say it's useless, how's the quality?"

"The quality must be good, big brand, guaranteed. Just look at the workmanship." As he spoke, the owner of the electric car patted the front of the electric car vigorously.

"You are looking at the materials and quality." The boss patted the electric car again.Only a "click" sound was heard.The front of the electric car is cracked.

"Look at this paint, it won't come off even if it's cracked." The boss withdrew his hand in embarrassment.

"Okay, stop boasting, just say how much it is." Liu Jun looked at the electric car and said.

"The original price is 2699. I see you are kind, brother. Let's make a good relationship and give you 2500."

"This car just broke you"

"Here is 2300, the price of friendship and family affection"

"My God, Boss, is it because you have strong hands, it was smashed suddenly." Liu Jun shouted loudly pretending to be surprised.

"Don't yell, don't yell, 2100, 2100, you take it away, and I will lose money if it is lower." In this way, Liu Jun bought an electric car for two thousand one.

When paying, this guy even discussed with the boss, wanting him to give him a helmet and gloves, and then the boss invited them out with a livid face and very polite.

Riding on the little scooter he just bought, Liu Jun was happily preparing to leave when he caught a glimpse of Fatty getting ready to sit on the back seat of the scooter.Hastily stopped.

"Fatty, why don't you take a taxi and go back. Let's not talk about whether the back seat can fit you, just your ass, this wheel will have to abandon us and run first."

After speaking, Liu Jun rode away on a small electric car, feeling very happy.We also own a car, although it is only a small electric car.

Riding an electric bike to the market, planning to buy some rice and some carrots.Yes, you read that right, carrots are for Susu.Liu Jun also doesn't know why a fox likes to eat carrots, how embarrassing are you for the rabbit.

I found a vegetable stall and was squatting there picking carrots when I heard the conversation between the two aunts next to me.

"Hey, have you heard that Fushui Hospital is haunted by ghosts?"

"I know, I know, that ghost killed three or four people."

"How do you know?" Liu Jun thought that the relatives of the aunt's family were working in the hospital.

"Well, let me tell you, my neighbor's grandfather is in the hospital, so I know so clearly."

"How old is your neighbor's grandfather and still works in the hospital.?
"No, his grandfather is lying in the morgue." Hehe, the corner of Liu Jun's mouth twitched because of how powerful the aunt is.

As for this Fushui Hospital, its top name is a second-class first-class district hospital, but its level is really not up to par.Among Liu Jun and the others, they are notorious.There have also been cases of losing money for treating a common cold, and there are many quack doctors.

One of the most common things, you can see it.The elder brother of the neighbor quarreled with his wife.His wife was anxious and stabbed him.The eldest brother called 120, hurriedly clutched his stomach and went downstairs to wait for an ambulance.When the ambulance arrived, the doctor was preparing to carry the eldest brother into the car.The eldest brother looked up and saw the word Fushui Hospital, and immediately got off the stretcher.

"Let's go, I think I can survive for a while, I'll go to another hospital."

The doctor couldn't do anything, and the ambulance left again.The eldest brother immediately found a taxi and went to the First Military Hospital dozens of kilometers away.

Think about it, even if you were stabbed by a knife, you would not go to Fushui Hospital even if you covered your hands and were bleeding.

Closer to home.This Fushui Hospital is actually not far from Liu Jun's home.The ponytail girl I met on the bus before got off at the Fushui Hospital Station, and nine out of ten worked there.

Perhaps a little selfish, perhaps out of curiosity, Liu Jun decided to visit Fushui Hospital.When I was on duty at night, I told Mo Li about it.Mo Li said that she would not go, and let him go with the fat man to hone his skills.Liu Jun thinks about it, too, Mo Li's Taoism is too high, once she makes a move, she can basically kill him instantly, and he and the fat man have become a proper melon-eating crowd.

The next afternoon, Liu Jun called Fatty, took Baihu with him, and went to the hospital together.Standing at the entrance of the hospital, I didn't go in. I just looked at the terrain and learned about the locations of the various areas in the hospital.There will be no ghosts during the day.

"Brother, you said that this ambulance is blah blah, it's nothing new, just change the voice." The fat man looked around boredly, talking to Liu Jun.

"You don't like anything at first glance, what do you change? Change to the most dazzling national style? You can also dance square dances with the ambulance. Our ambulance has a good sound. Go and check the Belgian ambulance. The sound is similar to the movie. It’s the same as the ghost in the movie playing music, and it can be sent away to the patient.” Liu Jun replied impatiently.

Walk to the route sign at the entrance of the hospital, and carefully look at the location of each area, don't wait until you can't beat the ghost at night, you don't know how to run.

It was past six o'clock in the evening, and Liu Jun planned to have dinner with Fatty first.He didn't care, the main thing was that the fat man was hungry.

"Brother Liu, you said that I will come out to work with you, so you are not allowed to invite me to dinner."

"Okay, I'll take you to a well-known and unique place all over the country."

Twenty minutes later, "Boss, two bowls of ramen, one bowl of extra noodles, and one bowl of ordinary." Liu Jun and Fatty were sitting at the Lanzhou Ramen Restaurant.

The fat man didn't want to say anything this time, and when the noodles came, he just ate them quietly.Liu Jun picked a piece of noodles for the little fox.Hey, it's really delicious, a fox that is not picky eaters is very good.Put the little fox on the table, took a small plate from the side, and picked a chopstick noodles from the fat man's bowl for the little fox.

After eating the noodles in a while, I saw that the fat man was still eating there, it was already the second bowl.Don't panic at all, he is also the owner of nearly three-figure wallets now, so he can't afford to buy ramen.Liu Jun is very confident in his wallet.

5 minutes passed, 10 minutes passed, 10 minutes passed.It's six bowls, and I'm about to start eating the seventh bowl.Liu Jun hurriedly stopped the fat man.

"Fatty, it's not that I'm reluctant to let you eat. I'm afraid that if you eat too much, if you can't fight at night, you won't even be able to run away."

"It's okay, brother, I'm just [-]% full, and I can run." The fat man took time to reply after eating the seventh bowl of noodles.

My sister, I'm full, I finally know why this guy has a relationship with the Buddha, isn't the envoy of the altar a disciple of the Buddha, Liu Jun has a black line on his forehead.

"Five seconds, if you can't finish eating, you can pay by yourself, I have to go." As soon as Liu Jun finished speaking, the fat man pulled the bowl of noodles into his stomach in only two seconds under his shocked eyes.

Oh, checkout, eight bowls of noodles, 64 yuan, and the wallet has shrunk by nearly one tenth.The pig!

(End of this chapter)