Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 241 240. Uncle, I think...

In the next half month, Lin Youyou would look at her income almost every day, during the day, at night, before going to bed, and after waking up, thinking about it non-stop.

Then with a big wave of his hand, he took the few dollars to buy Li Zhe a drink of Feizhai Happy Water.

This feeling is almost as if there is a boss downstairs who is doing charity and can get a few bottles of drinks for free every day.

Whoring makes people happy.

……

Seeing her snapping her fingers again, Li Zhe poured two glasses of warm water and squeezed together on the sofa: "What are you doing?"

"I'm calculating how much money I need to achieve financial freedom."

"Then you figured it out?"

Lin Youyou stared at her little hand with a serious face: "It's almost figured out, I was interrupted by you."

After speaking, she started to break her fingers again, and after about half a minute, she put it down silently.

"Is it over this time?"

"...I was interrupted by you again."

Xiao Nizi swayed her feet, lay down on him, and looked up at the ceiling: "Anyway, it's probably a few million, and then I keep earning interest like this, just like collecting rent, and I can live without doing anything! "

"Your that is not freedom of wealth, yours is called eating and waiting to die."

"Isn't the freedom of wealth just to eat and die?" Lin Youyou's eyes were blank, and she didn't understand the difference between these two things.

"Hmm..." Li Zhe was stunned for a moment, thinking it made sense.

"So my goal now is to eat the interest first, and wait until I get 100 million... I will continue to eat the interest after I get 100 million! And then I will eat until I get mixed up and die."

Laugh at the charter woman when she is ignorant.

When I grow up, I understand the charter woman.

When I was mature, I envied the charter wife.

I am reborn as a renter.

Hearing her grand ideals, Li Zhe put his hands together and helped her make a head horse: "It's a good idea, but it's a pity that I'm living in a dream."

Lin Youyou raised her eyes and stared at him, very dissatisfied.

"If you want to earn 100 million yuan by earning interest, I'm afraid you will have to fight the reincarnation of hundreds of generations."

"Besides, you have less principal now, so you want to use the interest to buy snacks, and you want to eat and wait to die. When the principal is more, you will feel that the interest rate is low, and then you will start looking for it. Investments with higher returns and risks. When will you really have millions..."

"What if there are millions of dollars?"

"I don't know." Li Zhe shrugged: "After all, I don't have one yet, so I might use it to buy a house."

Different stages have different horizons. Even when you grow up and look back at your Qzone when you were a primary school student, you will be embarrassed by the youthful and frivolous second-year atmosphere.

Hearing his mention, Lin Youyou immediately became entangled - buying a house and building a nest with Brother Li sounds like a good idea.

But it seems to be very good to put it in the market to eat interest, and to eat and wait for death every day.

The little girl who doesn't have millions has already started to worry about how to spend her millions.

It's like doing a button selection or capsule question on the Internet - press this button and get 500 million!Press that button, top degree!

There are blue pills, red pills, and things like that.

If it were you, which would you choose?

If it was Lin Youyou, she might choose to struggle for a while.

If it was Li Zhe, he would directly pull Heijia to report, and then reflect on how he was pushed by big data.

However, Li Zhe didn't laugh or make fun of this girl's wild fantasy. After all, when he was new to financial management and saw the benefits, he had a similar dream.

Then he sobered himself in the plunge all the way.

The beatings from the society always come late.

buzzing...

The phone suddenly vibrated twice, Li Zhe picked it up and looked at it, it was a message from Chen Ergou, asking if he was free to go out for dinner together.

Lin Youyou lay on the side, looked at him after seeing the chat bar: "Go, I'll wait for you at home."

"Then will you eat by yourself later?"

Looking at each other quietly, Lin Youyou raised both hands, gently wrapped them around Li Zhe's neck, pulled him down and kissed him: "Come back early."

"Want me to bring you something?"

Xiao Nizi thought for a while, then took off the hair tie on her head, and hooked it around his wrist: "Bring me a hair tie."

"okay."

……

Taking the subway to go out, Li Zhe looked at the navigation, and the address sent by Chen Ergou seemed to be a new shopping mall that had just opened not long ago.

Because they were not familiar with each other, the two talked on WeChat for a long time without finding out where each other was, and finally they simply made a video call to meet successfully.

"What to eat?"

"Hotpot, it's warm to eat hotpot in winter."

Li Zhe nodded silently without any doubts.

Chen Ergou rubbed his hands and chatted as he walked forward: "Where did you find that avatar?"

"What avatar?"

"WeChat profile picture." He took out his mobile phone and looked through it. Chen Ergou clicked on Li Zhe's profile picture: "It's pretty pretty... Are you a couple's profile picture? Where did you find it? Find two for me too."

"Oh, this-"

Li Zhe glanced at it, and the calm and breezy appearance was very embarrassing: "This is drawn by my girlfriend."

"..."

After cursing a few words in a low voice, Chen Quan called out his bad luck.

As a new shopping mall that has just opened for a short time, there are a lot of discounts and activities, and the traffic is also terrifying. Almost every family is queuing.

In a group of popular Internet celebrity hot pot restaurants, the two finally entered a relatively old chain store and ordered dishes.

I don't know why, but I always feel that the quality of things hooked up with Internet celebrities will not be very good.

Although things like hot pot are really unpalatable, there is nothing to eat, but in terms of taste, the consumption of online celebrity shops is usually more expensive.

For the two men who entered the period of housekeeping early, it is better to save money to buy a skirt for their girlfriend, especially if the premium paid for marketing is wasted money.

If you can't afford a skirt, it's good to buy two pairs of socks.

……

With Chen Ergou helping to adjust the ingredients, Young Master Li was sitting leisurely on a chair, using a big face to stare at the camera, making a video call with Lin Youyou from a deadly angle.

"Woo, I really want to eat hot pot."

"Then take you out to eat tomorrow."

"Won't you get tired of eating for two days?"

"No, anyway..."

Before Li Zhe finished speaking, Chen Ergou came over with two small materials, looked at the glasses, and greeted enthusiastically: "Hello, brother and sister!"

"……Hello."

Lin Youyou's face was embarrassed, it was obvious that she had been frightened and attacked by Sheniu.

Although she usually loves to take selfies, she is the kind of person who subconsciously hides when she sees other people's cameras.

A person like Chen Quan who is so careless to get on other people's cameras is simply a god.

Pushing him away, Li Zhe waved at the screen: "Then I'll cook first, bye."

"Bye bye~"

On the other side of the screen, Lin Youyou pouted and handed over a silent kiss.

At that time, a waiter came over and asked politely, "What would you like to drink, please?"

"Lemonade." Chen Ergou looked at the person opposite who kissed others unscrupulously through the air, and waved his hand: "Forget it, sour plum juice, the more sour the better."

"Okay, what would this gentleman want to drink?"

Li Zhe put down his phone happily: "Let's have soy milk, it's sweeter."

"Okay, sir, you have to add this white sugar bag at your own discretion, if you are sweet, you can put more~"

"OK, thanks."

After the waiter left, the two sipped their straws and watched the hot pot bubbling and bubbling.

A hippie smiling face, a sour frown.

"Why did you call me out today?"

"Why don't you just chat, we haven't been together for a long time." Chen Ergou ate the small crispy meat, chattering one after another: "Isn't the New Year coming soon... Are you going back to celebrate the New Year this year? "

"Aren't you talking nonsense, who doesn't go back during the Chinese New Year."

Chen Quan paused with his chopsticks: "Ah? Are you going back?"

In his impression, Li Zhe was always the one who had rooted in Jinghai, the kind who seldom went home.

No, this kid went back for the Mid-Autumn Festival. He didn't even go home for summer vacation before... Sure enough, people change when they fall in love.

"If you don't go back after Chinese New Year, my mother is afraid that she will beat me to death."

"Forget it." Chen Ergou suddenly looked disappointed: "I wanted to put Bread and Qianqian in your place for a few days."

Bread is his stupid dog, Erha, and Qianqian is the cat.

As for why it is called Qianqian—in fact, it was originally intended to be called Qianqian, which just happened to match with Bread.

But after taking it, I felt that the smell of copper was too strong, so I made a homonym.

Li Zhe pouted, and then began to worry with him.

I definitely have to go home, the silly dog ​​at home didn't know what to do for a while.

If you let him stay at home by himself... I'm afraid there will be at least one without a home and a dog.

Regardless of whether the house will be demolished or not, whether it will starve to death is the key.

If you help it prepare dog food and snacks before leaving, you have to worry about whether it will eat them all on the first day.

At that time, he was not starved to death, but directly starved himself to death.

With that stupid dog's brain, it is very possible to do such a thing.

As for consignment, after the last foster care, he did research it specifically.

Regardless of the procedures and processes, I have basically understood everything. As long as you are willing to spend a little money, the efficiency of various certificates is still very fast.

However, the consignment environment is really bad for pet dogs, and there are often minor injuries, and the luck may be lost immediately.

Although he sometimes annoyed that silly dog, Li Zhe still didn't want to let it suffer.

And if he goes home, he will have to set off again with his parents within two days, and go back to his hometown to see his grandparents and grandparents.

Sometimes he can't bear to sit at high speed for several hours.

"What's the matter?" Looking at the senior dog breeder, Li Zhe humbly asked, "Is there any good place for you to go there? I'll take my silly dog ​​there too."

"Foster it, put it in the store."

"Together."

"I'll contact you again at that time."

The problem of hairy children left behind was solved, and the two big men chatted and babbled.

At this time last year, they were still talking about computer configuration, 3A masterpieces, and women.

Now the topic changed, and they started talking about work, life, and their sweet love, and at the end of the chat, they toasted together: "We all have a bright future!"

The future can only be bright, too dark to have the courage to go.

……

When Li Zhe arrived home, Lin Youyou was watching TV on the sofa with her pajamas in her arms. Seeing him come back, she immediately got up to greet him.

"Are you going to take a shower?"

"I'm waiting for you."

"Wait for me?"

With a flushed face, Lin Youyou pinched him severely: "Wait for you to wash first! It's so cold."

She took off half of her clothes just now, and shivered and put them back on again—without the hot steam, even the Yuba couldn't dispel the winter cold.

"Then I'll come first."

After taking off his coat, Li Zhe went to get his pajamas and bath towel carelessly.

Lin Youyou took the clothes and smelled them: "Do you eat spicy pot?"

"Yeah, you can smell that."

"The smell is very strong." Xiao Nizi frowned: "I'll wash it for you in a while."

"Let's wash it tomorrow, and I will take you to eat tomorrow. I learned how to adjust that small ingredient today."

Lin Youyou blinked her eyes, she almost forgot about this casual remark.

……

After taking a shower, Li Zhe shrank under the blanket, only showing half of his head, sucking in the cold air hissingly, warming the blanket with his life.

I forgot to turn on the air conditioner in advance today. It was chilly in the bedroom. Before the temperature in the quilt rose, I even pulled out the quilt to cool it down.

Not long after, there was a rattling sound in the corridor, Lin Youyou trotted all the way, then plopped onto the bed and got in, arched under the quilt, and seized the warm territory.

"Wuuuu, brother Li, you are so warm!"

"Your hands are so cold..."

"Then cover me up for me."

"hiss--"

Young Master Li grinned, feeling his teeth were trembling: "If you freeze me to death, do you count as murdering your own husband?"

Lin Youyou was still groping in his pajamas with her two small hands, and murmured: "The feet are cold too..."

"...Then stretch it out, and I'll cover it for you."

"..."

Rubbing her feet over, Lin Youyou's face was a little hot, and she reached out to turn off the light.

The room was dark, and he immediately relaxed a lot: "What did you guys talk about last night?"

"There's nothing to talk about, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, and a place for foster care has been arranged for Yueyue."

Hearing what he said, Lin Youyou immediately remembered what happened during the Mid-Autumn Festival: "You sent it to his house again?"

"No, he still wants to send it to our house." Gradually getting used to the temperature of her hands and feet, Li Zhe stretched out his hands and groped back: "Everyone is going to celebrate the New Year, and no one can help anyone."

"Then what do you say in the end?"

"He found a reliable store and went to foster care together later."

Hearing this, Lin Youyou nodded, and rubbed her little head on the pillow: "That's good...then when shall we go back?"

"A few days ago, don't worry, no one will warm your bed when you go back."

Lin Youyou snorted, and fought back: "No one will hug you to sleep!"

"I can sleep with my pillow."

"I have an electric blanket."

"..."

"..."

After stiffening each other's mouths, Li Zhe sighed slightly: "Why don't we stay in a hotel after we go back."

"Go and tell my dad, as long as you can convince them."

Li Zhe thought about it, and felt that it seemed a little difficult to do it——Uncle, I want to take your daughter out to open a room for the Chinese New Year.

If any blind-eyed brat dared to come up and talk to him like that in 20 years, he'd probably have to whip his belt on the spot.

(End of this chapter)