Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 217. 216. Go Crazy
Take measures!

Lin Youyou was stunned there, her head was empty for a long time, and finally such a word popped up.

This dog man really performed the ins and outs to the fullest, it was almost written on his face!
No, it's already written on your face!
During the period of her reaction, Li Zhe, who was not hindered by anything, waited for a while, and then boldly reached in and poked again.

Then there was a hint of danger.

Li Zhe, who played the AD position all the year round and was victimized to the full level of paranoia, immediately withdrew his hand without any greed.

Then he touched his nose and smelled it.

The taste is like three spring peaches and plums, and the quality is like new cotton in early summer.

Facts have proved that the psychological effect is very important. The same fat and the same meat will be subconsciously classified into different grades, and they will take it for granted.

Lin Youyou took a deep breath, paused for a moment with her hand hanging in mid-air, and finally landed on the mouse again after she couldn't find the target.

Originally, she wanted to catch the big messy hand and pull it out for him, but the man retracted his hand before her, and let her punch the air.

Neither of the two said a word, as if nothing had happened, they continued to do their own things silently.

Li Zhe put the phone on his chest, and after thinking about it for a while, he sniffled under the hem of his clothes again.

The exact same route, as if stepped on a little earlier.

Lin Youyou sighed, and directly pressed that hand through the clothes: "If you have nothing to do, go find Yueyue to play."

"It's sleeping."

"I am working."

"When it's not working..."

Pressing that arm with a blank face, but not pulling it out, just holding it quietly, Lin Youyou manipulated the mouse with one hand, did not answer, and continued to edit her video.

Not even strong.

It's like a temptation.

Li Zhe lay with his eyes closed for a long time, gritted his teeth, and arched his hands upwards, separated by a layer that was neither thin nor thick, it was hard, with rubbing patterns, as if he was holding a round shell.

Lin Youyou sighed again, this time holding his hand with much greater strength.

She thought she would be disappointed or something, but she didn't. She just felt a little nervous at the moment, her heart was beating wildly, and her cheeks were burning.

Boom boom boom, the chest can be heard directly.

"Li Zhe!"

"To!"

"...to your head!" Pulling his hand out, Lin Youyou straightened her clothes and turned around, glaring at him fiercely.

Ever since Yueyue entered the house, this man has become more and more like a dog!This posture now is exactly the same as that silly dog's appearance after being punished after making a mistake!
Looking honest and honest, he turned around and continued to do bad things again.

"You're so bad, I'm very angry."

"Then I'll wear one too, so you can touch it back?"

"..."

Raising her hand to her forehead, Lin Youyou completely gave up communicating with him, and cut the video in a muffled voice angrily.

After cutting for a while, he warned him again: "If you mess with me again, I will call a group of monsters to beat you!"

"They probably can't beat me."

"I'll lock you up."

"Are you playing so perverted?"

"..."

Lin Youyou gritted her teeth, left angrily, carried her computer back to the room, and locked the bedroom door by the way.

Then the video was cut in half, and I reached out and touched it.

Then he got up and went to lock the door again, and then sat back after confirming again and again.

……

Li Zhe was locked in the living room by himself, punching and exercising for a while. He originally wanted to train the silly dog ​​a few skills, but he had been sleeping, so he had to give up and be honest. Go to the code word to catch up with the draft.

By the time Lin Youyou came out of the bedroom after finishing his work, he was already lying on the sofa, looking at the fund with his mobile phone.

"Aren't you working today?"

"It's over."

Stepping on the slippers and leaning over, Lin Youyou leaned over and sat down, leaning next to him to watch together: "How is the market going?"

"It's okay, a small increase."

Turning the screen slightly to the side, Lin Youyou glanced at it, and it was all red.

Those numbers are like playing games, and it is completely impossible to believe that they are money that can be withdrawn at any time.

"How about I give you my money too, and you can help me buy it together."

"Pull it down." Li Zhe didn't even think about it, and directly waved his hand to refuse: "Your money will make me feel tied up, and many people who usually buy it may not dare to buy it."

It's not that easy to be a fund manager. He doesn't have the diamond, and he doesn't want to take on the porcelain job.

"Why? I don't care, I trust you."

"I care."

Seeing him bite to death with one bite, without leaving any room for maneuver in his tone, Lin Youyou had no choice but to give up, and changed his angle: "Then you teach me, and I will buy it myself after I have taught it."

"I can't teach it, and I'm only half a fool myself."

"But you've already earned a lot."

"No matter how much I earn, I'm half a fool, and it's not much."

For such a money game where ten deaths and nine injuries are involved, Li Zhe has a very clear understanding of his current level-unless luck is bad, he will not lose money; unless luck is good, he will not make money.

While talking, Li Zhe opened the group chat and found a screenshot of his friend's profit and loss.

The loss was more than 6000, surpassing more than 40.00% of the people.

Lin Youyou looked amazed, and decided to put her money in Yu'ebao and live on the subsistence allowance.

"I'll teach you when I figure it out a little more."

"Forget it, I don't want to learn anymore."

This time it was Lin Youyou's turn to shake her head again and again. If she lost more than 6000 and surpassed more than 40.00% of the people, then she didn't lose a penny, wouldn't she have already surpassed most of the people?
It's like sitting on the ground and traveling [-] miles a day, and if you don't lose money, you will earn blood.

Withdrew from the red and green world, Chef Yu put on his apron and started cooking dinner.

Now that the weather is getting colder, the appetites of the two of them have also improved a bit, and the portion of the food has gradually returned to the previous level, saving Li Zhe from not having enough to eat.

His steady meal of two or three bowls always made Lin Youyou feel that this person was still growing.

But he eats and drinks like this, and the meat is not very good. Sometimes Lin Youyou is so angry that he wants him to spit out all the food he cooked.

……

Taking advantage of her cooking time, Li Zhe was not idle, took the dog food out of the cabinet, and started pouring it into the dog bowl.

As soon as the silly dog ​​who was dozing in the cage heard the noise, he immediately ran over, with "dry rice" written all over his face.

However, Li Zhe didn't want it to do so, he covered its small rice bowl with one hand and moved it around, and pressed its dog's head with the other hand, ordering it to sit down where it was.

Although it is a bit cheap, this kind of food protection training is necessary. It is necessary to let it know its own family status, develop this kind of good character of docile and obedient since childhood, and not turn its face against others just because of a little temptation.

For this point, Li Zhe's thinking and purpose have never changed - he raised a dog, not a father.

There is no right or wrong regarding food protection. This is an innate nature in the bones. After all, domestic dogs are also domesticated bit by bit from the wild, generation by generation.

Although domestic pet dogs are generally not short of food, but its instinct will still tell it that food must be well protected, otherwise it will be snatched away, and it will be hungry.

And Li Zhe wants to teach it to remember only one thing - everything in the world, what I give you is yours, and if I don't give it to you, you can't take it away.

"Sit down."

As soon as he said a word, there was a feeling of loneliness, the dog rushed forward, like a pawn who was indomitable, and did not listen to what he was saying at all.

Pressing the dog's head and pushing it back, Li Zhe exerted strength on his shoulders and elbows, and found that the little thing was quite strong, like a calf, and continued to fight against him with its short legs.

As expected of his dog, it looks like it has a burning soul.

"Sit down!"

He drank again, which had a slight effect, but not much.

After a few times of tugging like this, the silly dog ​​finally regained some sense, and sat down obediently on the spot. Then Li Zhe just wanted to reward it, when he found that it began to rush forward again in a hurry.

It looks like "sensibility? What reason do you want me to use?"

Li Zhe unceremoniously held down its dog's head and continued to push it back, repeating: "Sit down, sit down!"

After going back and forth like this for a while, the silly dog ​​finally realized that he would never be able to do anything, so he gave up his resistance and squatted on the spot, staring at the villain.

Letting go of the dog's head with one hand and the rice bowl with the other, Li Zhe pointed at it with his fingers: "Sit down, don't move around, I tell you to eat before you eat, do you hear me? Three... two... one... that's it." , eat."

It doesn't matter whether it can understand or not, in short, if it can stay so quietly and not move around, it is considered some progress.

Satisfied, he pushed the small bowl with his hand, and the dog ran over happily in three steps and two steps, lowered his head and started cooking.

Then, just after taking two bites, Li Zhe hooked the small rice bowl with his index finger and moved it back slightly: "Sit down."

The little golden retriever looked up at him with a dazed expression.

"eat."

Whisper rumbling.

"Sit down."

……

There is a strong resentment in Douding's big eyeballs - I may not be a human, but you are a real dog.

Lin Youyou came out of the kitchen with the dishes. Seeing this scene, she couldn't stand it any longer. She couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Okay, why are you bullying it again?"

"How can this be called bullying? Look at how well-behaved it is now. It doesn't dare to say anything when I touch it."

When he first started this kind of food protection training, the dog would still grit his teeth and grunt twice to express his dissatisfaction.

Now it looks like a "tired, in love" appearance, completely lying flat.

Anyway, no matter how hard this person is, he will still eat for himself in the end, and even if he behaves well, there may be snacks and extra meals.

With the IQ of a golden retriever, he can quickly discern the stakes here, even though he is still young.

Move the dog bowl to the left and right, and the dog's head also moves to the left and right. While turning its neck, it ate its own dog food without any distraction. Seeing that it had no resistance at all, Li Zhe touched his head and helped it along the way. After Shunmao, he got up and washed his hands, and was also ready to cook.

"Are you going to toss it for a few more days?"

"Let's train for another two days and see what happens next. This silly dog ​​doesn't care if you don't bother him to eat now. He's just like a starving ghost. He can't hold back when he sees something to eat."

"First of all, it's not called a silly dog, and secondly... why are you robbing me of my meal!"

"Ah? Didn't you serve this to me?" Li Zhe was stunned holding a big bowl of white rice.

"Hold your head, can't you hold it yourself?"

"Oh, it's really been a long time to see people's hearts... I understand, love is gone, old couples are no longer your sweetheart, and you used to help me serve meals..."

Looking at the three-year-old child who was acting like a demon there, Lin Youyou rolled her eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him, and filled herself with another bowl of rice: "Okay, Li Daiyu, eat quickly, and wash the dishes after eating."

"Okay, okay, okay..." Li Zhe nodded again and again, slowing down his speech, hurting the spring and the autumn: "I'm an old husband and wife, but I don't have the reality of a husband and wife..."

"You really are a big-headed ghost!"

Hitting the bowl with chopsticks, Lin Youyou glared at him.

This man's mind was filled with thoughts day by day, and he began to talk about some messy things at night.

nasty.

After dinner, Li Zhe took a sip of the iced tea he hadn't finished drinking during the day, and knocked on his head with the empty bottle.

After knocking on the head, on the shoulder, on the collarbone, on the arm, everywhere, Lin Youyou looked puzzled: "What are you doing?"

"what?"

"Why are you banging yourself on the head?"

"I……"

Li Zhe was silent, and he didn't know how to explain it—just like he didn't know why he walked and turned around to make a jumper.

Some things are unexplainable, maybe... instinct?
"It's over, Brother Li, don't play with Yueyue anymore, you're all infected by it... You're getting more and more stupid now."

"Didn't you tell me to play with that silly dog ​​every day?"

"Where do I have it?"

"'If you have nothing to do, go play with Yueyue.'—that's what you said today."

"..."

When he mentioned it, Xiao Nizi instantly remembered what happened on the sofa during the day, looked down, went to the balcony to collect the clothes muttering, and then walked to the bathroom with a towel: "I'm going to take a shower!"

"Go~" Li Zhe lay on the ground, shaking his head and looking at Gouzi.

Humph, two silly dogs.

After closing the door, Lin Youyou stood in front of the mirror and didn't take off her clothes for a long time. Instead, she slipped her hand in from under the hem of her clothes, placed it on her stomach, arched upwards little by little, and then poked it in from the hard gap.

Soft, a little wary.

Then she blushed in a daze for a long time, and began to take off her clothes hastily.

Those who are close to ink are black, those who are close to ink are black...

Taking off the clothes on her body in threes and fives, Xiao Nizi absent-mindedly turned on the shower, and continued to be distracted by the sound of rushing water.

Sister Qiqi said that these are very normal...

Anyway, it's all about life...

Didn't make that step again...

I have met him before...

No, no, why is it normal? ...

……

Li Zhe didn't know what she was thinking about, anyway, he was thinking of ways to teach this silly dog ​​not to bite things.

Especially the tatami mats I bought for it to sleep on.

People can't understand dog language, and dogs can't understand human language. The two stared at each other, thinking that the other was stupid.

In the silence, Li Zhe suddenly bit the cushion, with a ferocious expression, and then took the empty bottle and knocked on his head a few times:

"Understand?"

The little golden retriever looked at him in a daze, shocked by the unusual after-dinner performance tonight.

"If you dare to bite things like this again, you will be beaten like me, understand?"

Gouzi shrank back, and nestled directly back into his dog cage.

This human being is so scary that he even beat himself when he went crazy.

　Thanks [lijiaquan] for the 1500 coins~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)