Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 212 211. Rewarding a Kiss

The whole night, Lin Youyou squatted by the side of the dog's cage to watch, she tilted her head, and the dog tilted her head, staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes, like a hawk.

While watching, ask a series of stupid questions.

"Is it hungry?"

"Is it hot?"

"Can it blow the air conditioner?"

"Does it want supper?"

"..."

The last question, she almost raised her eyebrows and asked, "Why does it ignore me?"

"It probably thinks you're noisy."

Li Zhe stretched after taking a shower, feeling refreshed all over: "Okay, you can take a shower first, don't disturb it."

"Where did I quarrel with it!" Lin Youyou was very unconvinced, and stared at the little golden retriever for a while, then stretched his hand over the railing to touch its forehead: "Does it want to take a bath?"

"It doesn't want it. Chen Quan said that the puppy should not take a bath for three months. The resistance is weak, and it can only be washed after it has been vaccinated."

Lin Youyou was stunned when she heard the words, and immediately took back the little hand that was on the dog's head, squatted there, looked left and right, and tried to get closer to smell it: "Then doesn't it stink?"

"It doesn't matter if it stinks or not."

While talking, Li Zhe also leaned over to smell it twice.

Fortunately, the smell is not very heavy.

As soon as he leaned over, the dog immediately turned its gaze to him. Lin Youyou looked at him and expressed dissatisfaction with this: "Why does it keep staring at you?"

"Maybe it knows that I am the head of the family here—do you understand what a family throne is?"

"Maybe it recognized that you are also a dog."

"..."

Li Zhe suddenly fell silent.

He was silent not because Lin Youyou called him a dog, but because he really wanted to bark at this silly dog ​​after hearing this sentence.

When he came back to his senses, Xiaoyou was still waving his hands vigorously, saying "Yueyue" on the left and "Yueyue" on the right, trying to attract the puppy's attention, but it didn't work at all. effect.

The little golden retriever was still looking up, looking at Li Zhe, and had no intention of turning to look at her.

Angrily, she scolded a silly dog.

Li Zhe laughed loudly: "Okay, go take a bath, it won't run away after being locked here, we'll see tomorrow."

With a slumped face, Lin Youyou sighed, got up reluctantly, reached out and touched the dog's head twice before going to get her nightdress and bath towel.

After taking a shower at the fastest speed in the recent period, Lin Youyou ran out of the bathroom in a hurry, her hair was so wet that she hadn't dried it much yet.

It turned out that the puppy had already started to take a nap on its stomach.

"What's wrong with it? Sleeping?"

"Yeah, it's so late after all." Pushing her back to the sink, Li Zhe picked up the hair dryer and began to help dry her hair: "You should go to bed too, so that when you wake up in the morning, you can just play with it."

Lin Youyou felt that it made sense, and then calmly felt the temperature of the living room: "Does it really not need to turn on the air conditioner at night?"

"No, I asked."

"???"

"Why did you ask?" Xiao Nizi looked puzzled, and then raised her brows: "You actually secretly learned dog language behind my back!"

"I told it, if you want to turn on the air conditioner, just say 'yes' to me, and if you don't want to turn on the air conditioner, just blink your eyes." Feeling the hair on his fingertips becoming softer, Li Zhe kept shaking the hair dryer in his hand: "Then It just blinked."

"... Otherwise, can it still say 'yes' to you?"

He glanced at him speechlessly in the mirror, and after the long hair was dried, Lin Youyou ran to the dog cage for a walk, and after confirming again and again that the little golden retriever had fallen asleep, he reluctantly walked away .

The air conditioner in the bedroom was blowing cold air, and the temperature had been lowered early. Li Zhe was typing on the keyboard, with the fluorescence of the computer on his face.

"Are you not sleeping?"

"One more chapter."

Nodding, Lin Youyou rarely urged him, but fell down on the bed, took out her mobile phone and started searching for information related to sterilization.

There are different opinions and endless debates on the Internet, those who are sterilized and those who are not sterilized are sticking to each other. Lin Youyou looked at the comment release time and found that they have been arguing for several years and have not yet reached a conclusion.

"Brother Li, what should I do? If they say they don't neuter the dog, the chances of getting sick will be much higher when the dog gets old."

"If you're sterilized, you won't get sick?"

"Of course it won't cause disease if it's cut off. According to the pet hospital, it can be effectively prevented."

The hand typing on the keyboard paused, and Li Zhe turned around and looked at her: "The person with heart disease, can he just have his heart cut off?"

Lin Youyou was taken aback when she heard this, and felt that this person's perspective on issues was indeed different from ordinary people.

"If you are sick, go for treatment. You can't just cut the organs just for prevention." Spreading his hands, Li Zhe turned around and continued to code his manuscript: "So don't worry about these messy business words , It all depends on yourself, the hospital must be eager for you to spend."

Thinking that what he said was reasonable, Lin Youyou nodded, and decided to tangle with it in the future - now that the dog is still young, there is plenty of time left for her to do her homework.

"How did you come up with the idea of ​​giving me a dog?"

"Seeing that you want to raise it, I will give it away. There are so many reasons."

"Thank you, I like it very much."

He glanced at her strangely, and found that this girl looked extremely serious, Li Zhe couldn't help but scratched his head, and held back for a while: "Thank you for your kindness."

"……ill!"

After spitting on him, Lin Youyou rolled over and over on the bed, and found that the hem of the nightgown was rolled up, and immediately shrank back into the quilt and lay quietly.

With a blushing face, he sneaked a few glances. The man turned his back and was still working seriously.

"When will you finish writing?"

"What's wrong."

"Sleep, go to bed early, and you can get up early tomorrow morning... I have to feed Yueyue dog food in the morning. I read online that puppies should be fed more diligently, and eat less and more often."

Seeing her seriously planning the three meals for the dog there, Li Zhe seemed to see the life after giving birth in the future.

At that time, Lin Youyou's whole body will exude the brilliance of motherhood, and his family's rank may be -1, -1, and then -1.

"By the way, Brother Li, do you know how to train it?"

"Know a thing or two."

"That's good. When the time comes, you can train it. I just want to pet the dog."

Lying on the bed and looking up at the ceiling, Lin Youyou thought that one stubble was another stubble, and the conversation was all about dogs all night.

Even if Li Zhe had expected it long ago, he couldn't stand the high dog content. After coding a chapter, he hurriedly closed the computer, hugged her and turned off the lights to sleep.

Xiao Nizi arched in her arms, still a little worried: "Is it really not hot without the air conditioner?"

"..."

Li Zhe snorted directly, refusing to respond.

The next morning, when it was still daylight, Lin Youyou woke up. The first thing she did when she got up was not to go to the bathroom or wash up, but to go to the living room to see how the puppy was doing.

The golden retriever was still lying in his kennel, sleeping deeply with his eyes closed.

Seeing this, squatting aside and staring at it for a while, Lin Youyou tiptoed to wash up, then checked the time, and then got back into the bed again and continued to lie down.

Awakened by her movement, Li Zhe turned sideways, put his hands on her and hugged her, and murmured with his eyes closed: "I didn't sleep well in the early morning, what are you doing?"

"I took a look just now, and the dog can sleep just like you, and it hasn't woken up until now."

"It's obvious that you got up too early."

With a snort, Lin Youyou huddled in her arms, a little sleepy and unable to sleep, so she simply used her mobile phone to search for all kinds of little knowledge related to dogs.

Then get up from time to time to see if the dog is awake.

After going back and forth, the dog didn't wake up, but Li Zhe woke up.

Being disturbed by her, Li Zhe held back and kissed him for a while in retaliation, then got up yawning and went to wash up.

When I returned to the living room, I saw her squatting by the side again, so I poured a bowl of dog food into it: "Don't stare so eagerly, the puppy sleeps for a long time, it will eat by itself when it is hungry."

"What if there is not enough food?"

"It's all about whether it's enough to eat, isn't it what you said, you can't let it eat too much."

Li Zhe leaned back on the sofa, flipped through the chat records with Chen Ergou, and stole his dog-raising experience from him. Lin Youyou recalled the homework he just did in the morning, and found that he forgot it at a glance.

Forget it, the puppy can't take care of it, so let's take care of the big dog.

"Brother Li, what would you like to have for breakfast?"

"I'm whatever."

"Then you also eat dog food?"

"...?"

One person fried a pancake, and when the two of them ate halfway through, the little golden retriever also woke up, eating dog food in its special small bowl, while Lin Youyou sat on the sofa eating and watching, burning the dry rice together soul.

After eating dog food and drinking water, the little golden retriever ate when he woke up, slept when he was full, and began to take a nap again lying on his three-acre land. Lin Youyou wanted to tease it, but couldn't bear to disturb its sleep Meng had no choice but to forcibly divert her attention, looking at the empty dog ​​cage and a series of small objects on the balcony.

Then I found that they all looked familiar.

Whether it is a leash or a small toy, there is a feeling of deja vu: "Brother Li, did you buy these too?"

"That's it."

Looking up from afar, Li Zhe explained without haste: "When I finished visiting the pet store yesterday, I took pictures of the things you mentioned to Chen Ergou and asked him to buy them for me... Oh yes, I haven't given him the money yet."

Taking out the receipt from last night, Li Zhe thought about it, and simply made up the whole thing and turned it over to him.

Chen Ergou: "Too many turns."

Li Zhe: "The more you count, the more you pay for gas."

Chen Ergou: "Thank you boss.gif"

The other party withdrew a message

Chen Ergou: "You have a conscience, kid."

……

Hearing his mention, Lin Youyou immediately remembered that these small objects were all things that she took a second look at last night when she was shopping.

Then Li Zhe memorized them all one by one.

Throwing the small bone-shaped toy into the fence, Lin Youyou squatted down: "Hey Brother Li, it's awake!... Yueyue, Yueyue?"

The puppy blinked and looked at her, as if slowly getting used to his name.

"Are you awake?" Seeing this, Li Zhe stood up from the sofa, opened the fence, and drove it into the toilet.

Lin Youyou followed step by step: "What is this for?"

"Teach it to go to the bathroom."

The puppy has just arrived home. If you don’t want it to shit and pee everywhere in the future, you have to train it early so that it knows where to pee and where not to pee. After all, in the world of dogs, there is no word "toilet".

Not only dogs, but even children are the same. All behaviors are based on their own cognition. Only when it has relevant concepts can it learn to regulate its own behavior.

Li Zhe couldn't teach it what a toilet is, and what it means to go to the toilet. After all, he doesn't understand dog language, he just needs to let this stupid dog remember, and he can come here to shit and pee in the future.

"how to teach?"

"Keep it here." After driving the puppy to the toilet board, Li Zhe took out the cardboard box he had prepared earlier, surrounded it, and waited quietly.

"...And then?" Lin Youyou looked at this posture and was still a little confused: "It doesn't seem to be booing."

Li Zhe took out his mobile phone and looked at the process again, and found that this step was not written in it, so he quickly sent a message to Chen Quan to ask.

Chen Ergou replied quickly, with a long 60-second voice matrix, what he said was a big and small one.

It means that it is very detailed, and then all of it is meaningless.

Resisting the urge to block him, Li Zhe converted all these voice notes into text, and then found that almost all of them were idioms, modal particles, and nonsense, and he couldn't make up half a sentence out of ten sentences.

Looking at the dense voice-to-text conversion, Lin Youyou immediately gave up the plan to study after taking a look, and waited for Li Zhe to explain to her after reading it.

"Let's wait here for a few minutes. If it urinates, give it some rewards. If it doesn't urinate, turn it back on and turn it back on later."

Nodding half understanding, Lin Youyou sighed that it was so troublesome, and then silently waited beside her.

After having an extra dog in her life, it was very different from what she had imagined. Originally, her fantasy life of raising a dog was to walk the dog when she was free, go for a walk with Li Ge in the evening breeze, or even Train her to let the dog help her pick up the courier and so on...

But the reality is—you have to be taught to pee.

Even teaching it to go to the toilet took so much effort, she didn't dare to think about how those dogs who went to help their owners pick up the courier were trained.

The little golden retriever Yueyue squatted in her dog toilet for a long time, leaving nothing behind. Li Zhe let it out after waiting for a few minutes, and locked it back in the small circle again.

Then I sat on the sidelines and sorted out my details, glanced at it from time to time, saw it get up and turn around, and repeated the previous action, driving it to squat in my exclusive dog toilet.

According to Chen Quan, once the dog wandered around in place, it was just looking for a place for convenience.

However, it squatted on the toilet board for a long time, but still failed to leave any traces. Li Zhe sighed helplessly, and had to close it again.

No wonder Chen Ergou said that this was a grueling job, and he didn't know how his quick temper was exhausted.

After repeating this five or six times until noon, the stupid dog finally managed to leave his first urine in the dog toilet.

Looking at this breakthrough progress, Lin Youyou felt a little tired: "What are we going to do now, give it a reward?"

"Um……"

Li Zhe thought about it with his mobile phone, and found that Chen Ergou only told him that he would give Gouzi a reward, but he didn't say what kind of reward he would give.

After a few seconds of stalemate, Lin Youyou watched helplessly as he raised his hand.

Then he blew a kiss to Gouzi.

(End of this chapter)