Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 210 209. Join if you can't beat it
After living for 20 years, today Lin Youyou is destined to have an unforgettable birthday.

When the manager on duty led all the waiters in the store and approached with various light signs, other customers in the store also cast their gazes over.

As if watching a play.

Realizing something, Li Zhe silently stepped aside, took out the small camera in his pocket, and found an angle to hold it quietly.

"Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~..."

A small prelude, each employee swaying around in a circle like a blossoming flower, some holding a light card, some holding a cardboard, and some holding nothing, clapping together with the beat.

"Today is your birthday, send me blessings, special days have special smiles..."

Lin Youyou sat there bewildered, nervous enough to eat her hands and hands, her big flustered eyes were filled with who am I?where am iwhat am i doing
However, when she looked at Li Zhe as if asking for help, the dog man was hiding in the corner, covering his mouth and laughing wildly.

Angrily, she stomped on him under the table.

In the end, I didn't know what kind of strange switch was stepped on with this foot. Li, who had been socially phobic all the time, changed his usual timidity, and started to direct the employees with chopsticks, his head shaking more madly than anyone else.

"Say goodbye to all worries! Bye!"

"Say hi to all the joys! Hi!"

"Dear dear birthday! Day! Come on! Joy!"

"Every day is wonderful..."

"..."

Lin Youyou sat in her seat expressionlessly, with happiness written all over her face.

Looking up again, they began to sing the second verse again, and the noodle dumping boy who had just left not long ago also came back and dumped them another noodle - this time it was a free gift from the store.

Looking at Li Zhe who has been completely assimilated, Lin Youyou's heart was shaken, and she was even thinking about joining them together.

Fortunately, after struggling for a long time, he finally remained sober and rational, just sat there silently, waiting for them to finish singing the birthday song.

After those blinking light signs were completely removed, and the employees returned to their posts to perform their duties, Lin Youyou breathed out slowly, and suddenly stared at Li Zhe: "Does it mean that you don't love me anymore. "

"???"

"What you did just now makes me feel that there is no one you care about in this world."

"Join if you can't beat it." Xinjin Sheniu waved his hand, eating hot pot with a red face: "As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed."

Lin Youyou couldn't help but sigh again.

other people?Am I not the only one who died?

……

After not eating two bites, the waiter came up again, Lin Youyou almost shivered as if stressed, for fear that they would score twice.

Fortunately, this time I was only here to give a small gift. It was a small snack in their store. There were two full handbags. The little birthday star poked his head and looked inside. Packaging, stuffed to the brim.

What is this, a hammer and a candy?
……

After he was [-]% full after eating, Li Zhe leaned back, rubbed his stomach and began to rest, babbled something here and there, and took another bite with his chopsticks from time to time.

Then he took out his phone and started searching for cake shops in the mall.

He hasn't eaten cake for a long time, let alone buy it. The cake in his impression is the kind of cream with one layer on the left and one layer on the right. It tastes too greasy to eat.It's also topped with a few sweet chocolate chips, and fruit that looks weird and tastes weird too.

As a person who doesn't eat sweets very much, he usually only eats the yellow chiffon cake on the inside, and the cream on the outside is just a symbolic lick.

But looking at it now, after years of development, this cake has also begun to blossom. In addition to those common flavors, Li Zhe even saw a series of dark dishes such as braised meat cake and coriander cake.

In addition, various innovations have been made in the style of the cake. Different from the unpretentious birthday cake when I was a child, the shape of the cake now is full of strange shapes. Not to mention all kinds of dolls can be pinched, and even red envelopes can be stuffed into it.

The kind that can really spit out money by pressing it.

The only pity is that he has to put in the money himself.

Not knowing why he was shaking his head and sighing, Lin Youyou leaned aside and glanced at the screen twice: "Don't buy too big ones, there are only two of us, too big ones can't finish it."

"Don't you really like cake?"

Lin Youyou rolled her eyes: "But you don't like food, it's easy to get fat if you eat too much."

She has gained a few scales recently, and the small face that has been thinned with great difficulty has become round again, tender and full of collagen.

Everything else is okay, the main reason is that there is a restless guy in the family, who has to reach out to poke and pinch from time to time, which makes her very distressed.

But he couldn't get fat himself, so she didn't even have a chance to fight back.

Li Zhe nodded knowingly, stared at the screen for a while and pondered: "How big is an eight-inch cake?"

"Hmm...probably...it must be this big?"

Lin Youyou roughly gestured with both hands, but she was also a little uncertain.

"What about the six-inch one?"

Bai Nen stretched her little hand for a while, and finally made a smaller circle: "About this small?"

"Is it small enough to eat?"

"Oh, there must be enough for the two of us."

Regarding Li Zhe's fighting power in desserts, Lin Youyou has always been very relieved, this person is a sure fighter.

She placed an order for a 6-inch small cake, and the two of them paid the bill with enough wine and food, and started wandering around the mall with two bags of snacks. Originally, she was asked to pick a birthday present, but Lin Youyou didn't want this or that No, I ended up shopping around and didn't buy anything.

"Really not?"

"don't want.

There is no one to buy gifts on the spot. "

Xiao Nizi pursed her lips a little unhappy, her expression was downcast, and she always felt that this birthday was a bit boring.

On the way to the shopping mall, she still had a little bit of fantasy, but Li Zhe seemed to have really forgotten it. Now there are only a few hours left before the new day. what to expect.

It's not that she doesn't care about gifts or not, but that this person really doesn't seem to take this matter seriously, which makes her feel... very disappointed.

The feeling of unfulfilled expectations.

Fortunately, small animals are very healing. The two of them passed by the pet shop they visited before, and Lin Youyou walked around the cabinet, and his mood improved a lot because of these little furry guys.

This pet shop has a lot of customers, most of them treat it as a pet zoo, just to see but not to buy, just come to tease cats and dogs if they have nothing to do.

Bai Nen's fingertips twirled on the glass cabinet, watching her interact with those furry children through the glass, Li Zhe squeezed the little hand in his palm: "How about we buy one too?"

Lin Youyou pursed her lips, her eyes flickered, and finally chose to give up: "Forget it."

Li Zhe didn't ask any more questions, just nodded silently and followed behind. The two walked around the cabinet and walked along the shelves in the store for a while.

Now these pets are equipped with a complete set of facilities, all kinds of cute little clothes and leashes, as well as various types of cages and space bags. According to the introduction of the shop assistant, if there is a need, they can also come to install pet villas and Various climbing frames.

Li Zhe couldn't help shaking his head and lamenting that people are not as good as dogs.

After a brief stroll around, after the scheduled time, the two went to the cake shop to pick up the cake. When matching candles, the "2" candle was temporarily out of stock, so I asked what numbers were left. After the candle, Lin Youyou simply wanted an 18-year-old.

Li Zhe held the cake and looked at the two digital candles in his hands: "When I was a child, I always put those kind of very small candles, and I only inserted a few when I was old."

"Then if you're [-] or [-], the cake will be filled with candles...and maybe you won't even be able to fit it in."

Stepping on the evening wind, Lin Youyou hummed, and her mood inexplicably improved a lot: "By then, your dentures will all come out, and the candles haven't been blown out yet."

Li Zhe thought about the scene after hearing the words, and couldn't help laughing.

The two wobbled and walked all the way to the door of the house. When they were waiting for the elevator, Li Zhe slapped his head: "I don't even have a lighter at home. What can I get to light candles when I go back?"

Lin Youyou scratched her hair and thought about it, and it seemed that it was true: "Take a gas stove, light it up and then plug it in."

"Then what if it drips when you plug it in?"

Lin Youyou flipped through the box for a while: "This should be a low-temperature candle, right?..."

Li Zhe waved his hand, not bothering whether it was high temperature or low temperature: "You go up first, I'll go to the canteen to buy a lighter."

"also."

Nodding, Lin Youyou went into the elevator alone, and when the door was about to close, Li Zhe also got in.

"Aren't you going to buy a lighter?"

"Send you up first." Looking up at the number of floors silently, Li Zhe raised his hand and put his arms around her shoulder: "It's late at night, there are a lot of perverts."

"I think you're the most perverted."

With her lips curled up and humming, Xiao Nizi opened the door and went home with her ponytail flicked: "Go buy it, hurry up, the cake will melt in a while."

Li Zhe, who escorted him all the way, stretched his neck wanting a kiss, but only kissed the cold anti-theft door.

Taking the elevator back the same way, Young Master Li put on his hat and looked up at the entrance of the corridor. There was light on the windowsill of his house, but it was quickly blocked by the drawn curtains.

Standing on the spot and staring for a few seconds, Li Zhe pushed down the brim of his hat, walked forward in the dark, and got into the back seat of a car.

"Why did you change the car?"

"I changed it a long time ago. I bought it myself." Chen Ergou sat in the driver's seat, yawning from sleepiness: "You guys are too tired, if I had known I would come back later."

"I went shopping for a while, I was delayed, and I will treat you to dinner next time."

The back seat was empty, but it became a little crowded after he came up, because there was another passenger here—a little golden retriever more than two months old.

The puppy lay prone on the seat, and stood up immediately after Li Zhe came up, with piercing eyes, alert and alert.

"Is this male or female?"

"Damn." Chen Quan put down the back of the chair, lay down and squinted at him: "This is the most naughty one in her litter, don't let it kill you when the time comes."

"It's okay, I'll just take a walk every day."

Li Zhe, who had never had a dog before, looked back and forth, a little nervous: "Why isn't it afraid of me?"

"Don't say you're afraid of you, you feed it two bites, wag your tail and run away with you."

"...It looks quite clever."

Quiet Mimi stretched out a hand, and Li Zhe reached out his hand bit by bit. Seeing that the puppy hadn't moved, he carefully touched its head.

Then the moment it raised its head, it wanted to retract subconsciously, but the golden retriever didn't want to bite him, but just rubbed its nose against his palm, its head dangling with his hand, as if it wanted to lick it twice.

Seeing Li Zhe smiling, not aware of the seriousness of the problem at all, Chen Ergou put his hands under his head: "Don't listen to good people... I told you it's good to raise a puppy, you insist on raising this one, At that time, you will lose your hair and die."

"I have a sweeping robot at home."

"Then you can open it 24 hours a day." Chen Quan sneered: "I'm afraid this silly dog ​​eats more than you."

"Fart, can it eat as much as me?"

Li Zhe was very unconvinced, and then felt that he was a bit stupid to compete with dogs, so he quickly changed the topic: "You brought this dog here, does your friend know?"

"What friend? My sister-in-law."

"..."

"This dog was delivered by your sister-in-law herself. There are too many puppies in her place, and she is trying to find a way to sell them."

"how much is it?"

"No money, just take good care of it." Raising his finger to the back, Chen Quan also patted the dog's head: "Everything is in the trunk, the dog's cage or something, remember to leash when you go out for a walk."

"Okay, I'll transfer the money to you later."

Taking a look at the shopping receipt, Li Zhe silently wrote down the price, opened the car door and planned to go back, then thought about it, and sat back again: "You two... really made it?"

"Not yet, maybe she thinks I'm not steady enough."

Chen Quan sighed, the whole person's state was very different from before, a lot more restrained, less cynical and playful, but still faintly revealing the taste of a scumbag.

"Come on, trust you."

Patting his good brother on the shoulder, Li Zhe got off the car with the dog: "I'll go up first, otherwise Xiaoyou will be in a hurry, and I'll find a time to treat you to dinner later, and we'll talk slowly when the time comes."

"Go."

With a wave of his hand, Chen Ergou was too lazy to get out of the car to help him unload the goods, but seeing that he was struggling to move alone, he finally came down to help him.

"Okay, you go back first, drive carefully at night."

"Well, if you don't understand anything, just ask me. Your brother is very experienced in raising cats and dogs now."

Watching him drive all the way out of the community, Li Zhe didn't get into the elevator until the tail lights were no longer visible.

The floor rose rapidly, and the little golden retriever circled around him, and the rope was coiled round and round, entangled him.

He didn't know if it was afraid or what, Li Zhe thought about it, and he hugged it directly, dragging the dog cage with the other hand, and kicked it lightly in front of his house.

"Xiaoyou!"

"Why are you so..." There was the sound of footsteps coming from inside the door, Lin Youyou pushed the door open, and before she could say anything, she froze.

"Wow!~"

(End of this chapter)