Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 208 207. Is this you?
"When I applied for the card, I had already passed the special event for opening a store. At that time, I charged 1000 to get 500, and then the bill was free on the same day, and I was given a [-]% discount when I went to get a haircut later."

Li Zhe recalled carefully with his eyes closed, and recorded the data on the paper with the tip of the pen: "One person is one thousand, ten people are ten thousand, and one hundred people apply for a card, and 10 yuan will be credited to the account... According to my Based on the serial number of their membership card, they opened the store for a month and earned hundreds of thousands of dollars just by applying for the card."

Lin Youyou was peeling the lychees beside her, and would feed him another one from time to time, she glanced over in surprise.

She had never thought about this kind of thing before, if Li Zhe hadn't thought about it suddenly today, she would never have thought about such a problem that had nothing to do with her in her whole life.

Is it so profitable to get a card?

But she is not an idiot, and soon found out that something was wrong: "But they won't be able to receive money later, everyone will use the balance in the card when they go to get a haircut, and they won't be able to get new money."

"Yes, overdrafting in advance is like swiping a credit card, but they have already earned money anyway, and the membership card can also help them lock their sources and prevent the loss of customers."

"This will be a large amount of cash flow. The boss can use it for investment, financial management, and..." Li Zhe pondered a little: "Use it to open new stores, and then continue to apply for cards and continue to open stores..."

As he spoke, he clapped his hands suddenly, and finally understood why those barbershops always had one, two, or many chain stores.

Although there are still many details that need to be deliberated, the whole idea should be close to each other.

Lin Youyou was eating lychees beside her, the sweet taste made her feel very good.

To be honest, she didn't quite understand Li Zhe's current state of excitement, as if he had mastered some wealth code, or solved some century-old problem.

It's not that she doesn't like to think, she just doesn't like to think about these things that have nothing to do with her. In this regard, Lin Youyou has always felt that Holmes' philosophy of life is very reasonable-do you know what you can do about things that have nothing to do with you? how?

Whether the earth revolves around the sun or the moon, or whether the sky is round or square, even if it is a triangle, it has nothing to do with her as a little salty fish, at most she is talking about related issues At that time, it seemed a little ignorant.

But many problems in this world are half-understood to ordinary people. After all, there are specialties in the art industry, and no one needs to look down on others.

Even if there is something that needs to be used, it is enough to check it temporarily.

Do you hate less when the book is in use?This sentence should be regarded as half past tense. Now that the technology is so advanced and the network is so smooth, if there is anything you don’t understand, just take out your mobile phone and search it on the spot. It is simple and efficient, and can save a lot of learning costs.

"So you're an idiot, and you don't look very smart."

Lin Youyou shook her head, not paying attention: "What do you want to be so smart? I'm doing something I still like, and living a life I like with the people I like. I think it's already very good."

"Yes, contentment and happiness."

Li Zhe nodded, and threw the straw paper back into the tea table. This girl is happy every day, and she doesn't want to take a lot of credit for it.

Unlike him, who always thinks about this and that, his heart is higher than the sky, and finally develops a pessimistic attitude towards life.

But that's good too, two people are complementary when they are together, Lin Youyou is just lazy, but not stupid, if you really want to seriously discuss things with him, you will also have a sharp point of view and a clear perspective.

You know, no matter who you are, no matter how much you love each other, the passion will always fade away slowly, otherwise there would be no such thing as the so-called "passionate love period".

For two people who just fell in love, the love is separated by mountains and seas, and the mountains and seas can be leveled. When the freshness wears off and life becomes flat, even a small pit may become a mountain and sea.

How can we still hold hands and not let go in the tedious and trivial matters of daily necessities?

The unity of spiritual steps, the resonance and attraction of souls.The more similar the three outlooks are, the more common languages ​​they have, the more relaxed and casual they will get along with each other, and the happier their lives will be.

As for the nice skin? . . . children make choices.

……

"Our minds are one!"

"The No. [-] skateboard shoe in the universe requests to play." Li Zhe spoke in a husky voice, still with a bit of a nasal voice.

When he has a cold, his head is prone to sleepiness. He was typing and typing just now, and he felt like he was about to fall asleep on the keyboard.

Lin Youyou chose a nanny to accompany him to jail on Xialu.

I don't know why, when I played with Zhang Bingwen, I almost beat Luansha. When I played with Chen Ergou, my record was still magnificent, but once I played with Lin Youyou, I would sit in prison every now and then.

It's not Xiaoyou's problem, nor is it his teammates' problem. It's just that he suddenly eats food. He obviously plays the same way, and he is obviously playing seriously, but he will be blown up by the opponent inexplicably in the lane, and then he will be beaten by the four from time to time. pack two.

Another large wave of soldiers entered the tower but couldn't eat it. The two of them squatted in the autistic grass, quietly watching the four big men tearing down the tower.

Li Zhe turned his head to look, and found that this girl was not autistic at all, she was even shaking her head and humming a little song.

Sensing his gaze, Lin Youyou turned her head to look at him: "What are you doing looking at me?"

"Why don't you shut yourself up when you're in jail?"

Lin Youyou answered irrelevantly: "I heard that boys can't get the girl they like."

Li Zhe thought about it after hearing the words, and there is indeed such a saying.

After all, the speed of the sword was affected by emotion: "Then let's not play games together next time."

"?"

"I can't take you."

"?"

"It's nothing, I said I like you."

"If you like me, go to jail with me."

"..."

After playing all afternoon, they finally won. The two of them got off the plane honorably, the one who cooked the dishes, and the one who coded the codes. After the meal, Lin Youyou forcibly dragged them down for a walk. We danced together for a while.

Teased by his frantic and stiff dancing posture, Lin Youyou secretly took a small video for collection, and planned to cut it and send it out when he had nothing to do.

In her channel, I don't know when, a group of fans belonging to Li Zhe have gathered quietly, clamoring every now and then to see his various bewildering behaviors.

Li Zhe wasn't very opposed to this, the only embarrassing thing was when he was recognized by his book friends when he was popular, and then the news spread in the group, and they all ran to pay attention to his sister-in-law's account. Send a video and urge updates below.

It's like a cult, and it puts him under a lot of pressure, and he feels a little sinful every time he touches fish.

……

After returning home at night, Li Zhe took a shower, holding the pillow with some hesitation.

Until Lin Youyou also took a shower and came out, he still stood there in a daze.

"What are you doing standing here?"

"It's nothing, it doesn't feel very hot tonight, so I just want to go back to my own room and sleep for two nights."

Li Zhe hugged his own pillow, and brought his thin quilt, Lin Youyou watched motionlessly, leaning against the door frame and not intending to give way.

"It's obviously very hot, and it's been heating up for the past two days."

Li Zhe sniffed hard, hugged the pillow and quilt and held a stalemate with her: "Go back to my own room, I have a serious cold, don't turn around and catch it from you."

"I drank ginger soup."

"... Ginger soup is not a panacea, so I also took medicine."

Turning around and going to the table to wipe his nose with a tissue, Li Zhe sighed softly: "Don't catch a cold too, we will infect each other, a vicious circle."

Lin Youyou pursed her lips and remained silent, neither giving in.

She was the one who guarded against this and that, drawing a [-]-point line when sleeping, and now she is the one who doesn't want him to move back to sleep.

You can't just say that you can't sleep if you don't hold him now, can you?

Then wouldn't this man's dog's tail be up to the sky?

"Then how about... you make a floor bed here?" Lin Youyou tilted her head, her eyes didn't know where to look, and said in a low voice: "It's really hot at night."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Xiao Nizi lowered her head, still looking left and right: "And... you are sick... If there is anything to do at night, I can take care of you in one room."

Li Zhe finally couldn't help laughing: "I just caught a cold, and it's not a terminal illness that I can't take care of myself. How can you take care of me 24 hours a day."

"I don't care! You sleep here at night!"

Lin Youyou frowned, not intending to waste any more reasoning with him, she raised her head and stared straight at him: "Otherwise I'll go to the second bedroom to sleep, I'm not afraid of the heat."

"No, you have to sleep here."

After looking at her for a while, Li Zhe was defeated: "That's fine, I'll make the floor."

Lin Youyou immediately opened the closet to search inside, worrying while searching: "But is it easier to get worse if you sleep on the floor when you have a cold? ... Or you should sleep on the bed, and I will carry the big bear back to block the middle."

"No, if I get infected by then..."

"Then I'll sleep on the floor and you on the bed."

"..."

It was naturally impossible for her to sleep on the floor. Li Zhe put back the pillow that he had held in his arms for a long time, and lay obediently on the corner of the bed.

Lin Youyou lay on her side and stared at him, and secretly pulled her hand over to put it under her head.

The patient should go to bed early and get up early - based on this concept, she turned off the lights early, opened her eyes in the dark, and didn't know what she was thinking about.

"Why are you staring at me when you're not sleeping?"

"I'm asleep."

"You haven't closed your eyes yet." Li Zhe sighed, this girl was talking nonsense with her eyes open.

Lin Youyou immediately closed her eyes, and after a while, raised a gap and continued to peek at him: "Are you cold?"

"not cold."

"Then are you hot?"

"It's not too hot... Go to bed early." Li Zhe lay straight, motionless: "Every time I say a word, there will be more virus in the air, and every time you say a word, more virus will be sucked away. Go to bed early if you don’t want to catch a cold.”

"Oh……"

Xiao Nizi slept for a while, then turned over: "I'm a little cold."

"Turn off the air conditioner."

"It's kinda hot that way."

"Then cover the quilt tightly."

"Well... that would..."

Before Lin Youyou had time to think of an excuse, Li Zhe grabbed the quilt and covered it tightly, leaving only a small head exposed, and he mercilessly held her and twisted it to the other side.

Hugging her across the quilt, Li Zhe adjusted his posture, passed his hand under her neck, and put the other hand on her stomach: "Is it still cold? Sleep if it's not cold."

"It's not cold anymore..."

Arching her back back, Lin Youyou pressed his hand on her stomach. After she got used to it, this posture would make her sleep more at ease.

……

On the second day, Li Zhe's nasal voice became lighter, and on the third day, this little cold was completely sent away.

Young Master Li, who drank ginger soup for two days, had just recovered from his illness, and started eating cold drinks again - the supermarket has discounts and promotions, buy one box and get one free, Lin Youyou brought two boxes back when he was shopping for vegetables, Put it in the refrigerator and prepare it, and the provincial Li Zhe will be assassinated when he goes out one day.

But he probably wouldn't step on the same pit twice... right?

……

After recovering from his illness, he became much more energetic, and his attention was no longer as groggy and unable to concentrate as before. Li Zhe was typing on the keyboard, and suddenly found that the message bar was flickering frequently.

It's the message from my mother, Han Mei.

Breakfast Bishop: "Is this you?"

Breakfast bishop: "picture.jpg"

What was sent was a screenshot, which was a frame from a video that Lin Youyou had posted.

After a while, before Li Zhe could react, Han Mei sent several screenshots one after another: "Are these all you?"

Li Zhe: "Yes."

Breakfast bishop: "Why did you just take pictures of yourself online? How unsafe, the Internet is so chaotic now..."

Li Zhe sighed helplessly after seeing several alarmist stories she reposted on the public account: "This is just Xiaoyou's sideline business, called up master, many people took pictures, it's safe."

Breakfast Bishop: "How can this public figure be safe? If someone is eyeing him..."

Li Zhe: "I can earn thousands more dollars a month."

Bishop of Breakfast: "I knew this girl was smart."

……

The two sides chatted for a while, and Li Zhe explained to the old couple what a video up owner is, and how the money came from. Lin Youyou came over after cutting the video, curious: "What are you talking about?" ?”

"My mother, one of her students, saw our video. Didn't they have footage of them in the mountain climbing episode before, and they were stabbed out after being seen by those students."

"Oh……"

Hearing this, she nodded, and after hearing that her father-in-law and mother-in-law also followed her account, Lin Youyou suddenly became a little nervous, always feeling that the pressure of making videos suddenly doubled several times.

"Hey, it's okay, if you see it, you will see it. When your video becomes bigger and stronger, it will only be a matter of time before they find out... That's fine, let's lay a foundation first, let them understand it, and it will be convenient for us in the future." Look for opportunities to get to the bottom of it.”

The two of them stayed at home doing freelance work, and sooner or later they would be brought up on the table. This time was considered an opportunity. Li Zhe repeatedly comforted her and advised her to relax.

Immediately afterwards, I saw another message from the breakfast bishop.

Breakfast Bishop: "Then this is you too?"

Breakfast bishop: "picture.jpg"

Li Zhe looked at the screen and froze there.

Lin Youyou's eyes suddenly became strange.

In the chat box, a screenshot killed the conversation - a finished harem article, author: winning ticket.

(End of this chapter)