Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 202 201. A Bedtime Story

It was pitch black, and the room finally had the quietness it should have at night.

Lin Youyou huddled into a ball while clutching the corners of the quilt, feeling her cheeks were burning. Li Zheping lay on the side and silently opened the distance.

A huge double bed, two people sleep on each side far away, without a big bear, better than a big bear.

As a young man in good health and full of vigor, he now finds that sleeping with his girlfriend in his arms is really a torment.

I can't help it if I don't hug it, and I can't help it even more if I hug it. I feel pain and happiness in the true sense.

After calming down a little, Lin Youyou pursed her lips, and secretly glanced sideways at him under the dim moonlight. The man lay there motionless, as if he was trying to restrain himself.

After hesitating for a while, she also turned over and lay straight side by side, staring at the ceiling together in a daze.

"Brother Li, you... can you sleep?"

Listening to her question, Li Zhe opened his eyes, blinked silently, and remained silent for a while before saying, "It's okay."

His voice was dry and sounded a little low.

"Then do you want to hold hands?"

The response was still slow, as if he was still struggling.

Under the quilt, a small hand moved slowly, moved between the two, and was gently held after a while.

The two held hands side by side, with different thoughts, Lin Youyou lay down, and some strange words began to come out of his mouth, such as "Come on", or "Do you want to go to the bathroom?" or something...

What made Li Zhe the most silent here was the sentence "My aunt hasn't left yet...".

Glancing at the blushing little girl who was thinking wildly, Li Zhe took a deep breath and said slowly, "Sleep well, don't think about anything."

Lin Youyou groaned, stopped talking, and closed her eyes obediently.

After a while, I couldn't help but lift up a slit to take a sneak peek.

Although it was so dark that she couldn't see clearly, she could feel the restlessness and impatience of this man from the hand that was holding her tightly.

"Shall I count sheep for you?"

"……Need not."

Li Zhe sighed. He still doesn't know where the saying "counting sheep to help sleep" came from, and he doesn't know whether there is any scientific basis or relevant experimental proof for this matter.

But anyway, as far as personal experience is concerned, people who are sensitive to numbers like him often only count more and more energetically. Once they count, their whole mind is focused on the matter of "how many sheep are there", without thinking desire to sleep.

In his opinion, counting sheep is no different from "1000-7". If you count too many, you may have a few more gray hairs when you wake up the next day.

Seeing that he refused so neatly, Lin Youyou thought for a while, and suggested again: "Then...then let me tell you a little story?"

"Let's talk."

Li Zhe nodded, looking forward to this time.

He has grown up so much, and no one has ever told him a little bedtime story, and he always feels that this thing sounds very sweet.

"Then let me think about it... Well, long, long ago, there was a queen. One day, she was sitting by the window, and Dong Xue pricked her finger like a needle, and three drops flowed..."

Li Zhe interrupted her untimely: "Can snow pierce your fingers? What kind of snow is that?"

"..." Frowning and looking at him displeasedly, Lin Youyou didn't bother to argue with him, and directly adapted it on the spot: "The queen was sewing clothes, and the tip of the needle pierced her finger..."

"Does the queen have to sew clothes herself?"

"..."

Master Lin, the storyteller, expressed his dissatisfaction and glared at him sullenly: "Isn't it okay for the queen to make a dress for the king herself? This love is priceless and irreplaceable!"

"Well, yes."

"...Don't interrupt me casually!"

Gritting her teeth, Lin Youyou became more and more annoyed as she thought about it, and pinched the back of his hand lightly, then lay on her side with her arms folded, and leaned against her unconsciously: "She broke her finger and shed three Dripping blood... yes! The empress has a noble status and is not good at these chores, so she accidentally broke her finger!"

"Well, reasonable, very rigorous... So what after three drops of blood? Hurry up and advance the plot."

Being urged back by him, Lin Youyou couldn't help punching him in the chest.

It's all the fault of this dog man, he always pays attention to some strange points when listening to a story, and in the end he leads his own thinking astray.

"Three drops of blood fell on the snow and the ebony window frame respectively..."

The two looked at each other in the dark, Li Zhe hesitated to speak, and finally swallowed it under the gaze of death: "It's nothing, you say."

"The queen admired the mixing and changing of the three colors and couldn't help sighing: 'Oh, how I wish I could have a daughter whose skin is as white as snow, her lips are as red as blood, and her hair is as red as this. As black as ebony...'"

Li Zhe thought about it, and finally couldn't help opening his mouth: "Isn't that thing a vampire?"

Rolling her eyes helplessly, Lin Youyou ignored him and continued to talk: "Not long after, the queen gave birth to a girl in winter. The little princess was exactly as she expected, so she was named Snow White."

When Li Zhe heard this, he realized that she was telling the story of Snow White. When he read it as a child, he only remembered the magic mirror, the poisoned apple, and the seven dwarfs.

As for the previous part, I have no impression at all.

"...the prince and Snow White lived happily ever after."

After stumbling through the story like this, Lin Youyou raised her eyes to take a look, and found that the man became more energetic the more he listened.

"Gone?"

"Gone."

"Then you want to tell me one more time?"

"..."

After searching carefully in his little head, he repeatedly warned Li Zhe not to intervene casually this time. After he nodded his promise, Lin Youyou then told the second story.

After the two stories were finished, the two of them were stuck together again. Lin Youyou was resting on his shoulder. She didn't know if Li Zhe was sleepy or not. Anyway, she had successfully told herself sleepy.

"It's over." He yawned, then closed his eyes sleepily: "Go to sleep, I'm sleepy."

After the words fell, she raised her head and kissed him on the cheek.

There was no response, and the man seemed to be a little stiff again.

After closing her eyes and squinting for a while, Lin Youyou looked up at him, and found that Li Zhe was still staring at the ceiling in a daze, as if he still didn't feel sleepy.

Watching and watching, the hand on his stomach suddenly moved down by a mysterious coincidence, and then retracted like an electric shock.

By the time Li Zhe lowered her head, she had already buried her face down again.

"You... you you you, why are you still..."

Xiao Nizi covered her head, faltering and hawing her words uncomfortably, but she didn't let go of her hands, still hugging her.

Li Zhe closed his eyes: "It's nothing, go to sleep."

"Are you having a hard time?"

"I don't feel bad."

"If you really can't sleep... I can help you."

"I am uncomfortable."

"..."

Li Zhe turned his head, staring at her brightly, still wondering what the "help" in her mouth meant, and then felt a leg put up on him, hugging him like a koala.

Although I had slept with him like this before, it was when I woke up in the morning.In a sober state, it was the first time to take the initiative to hug her like this.

So embarrassing...but this sleeping position is really comfortable...much more comfortable than hugging a big bear or a pillow.

Burying her head deeply in the crevice of his neck, Lin Youyou raised her leg and rubbed against it, her voice became super soft: "...I'll lend it to you."

"..."

Putting his hand on it and touching it, Li Zhe was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Let me tell you a story too."

Seeing him so indifferent, Lin Youyou wanted to stare at him, but she was too embarrassed to raise her head, and said to herself, I mustered up a lot of courage! !
Forget it, leave him alone, listen to a little bedtime story and go to sleep. As for this dog man...whatever you like.

Can't sleep and pull down.

Glancing at the bright moon outside the window, Li Zhe cleared his throat: "It is said that there is a little rabbit in the Moon Palace, whose body is as white as jade, so it is called 'Jade Rabbit'."

"This jade rabbit is the incarnation of Chang'e. Because she violated the will of the Jade Emperor after flying to the moon, she was turned into a jade rabbit as punishment. When the moon was full, she was punished to hold a jade pestle in the moon palace and knelt down. Pound the medicine."

Seeing that he was silent, Lin Youyou couldn't help but look up: "And then, gone?"

"Gone."

"...What kind of story is this?"

"The Jade Rabbit is making medicine." Li Zhe paused, and asked an inexplicable question: "Do you know how the Jade Rabbit makes medicine?"

"I don't know... Didn't you say you were holding a jade pestle?" Lin Youyou recalled, feeling like she was taking a listening test.

"I know, I can teach you."

"...?"

The two looked at each other in the dark, the dim moonlight reflected in the pupils, and there was a glimmer of light.

Li Zhe licked his lips, suddenly became a little nervous, and asked dryly, "Do you want to learn?"

There was no response, only a thin exhalation, and it was unclear whether it was breathing or sighing.

Lin Youyou didn't turn her back this time, nor hide her pretty face, she just lowered her eyes and remained silent for a long time.

In the end, she buried her head little by little, and her little hands groped under the quilt, and got into Li Zhe's palm.

The initiative returned to his own hands, but Li Zhe became shy and embarrassed instead. He really didn't know how to teach her this kind of thing, and in the end he just touched her hand and squeezed it: "Forget it, let's sleep."

"..."

"..."

As soon as Li Zhe closed his eyes, he felt his palm was empty. The soft little hand broke free and ran to test it again.

Then he got into the hem of his pajamas.

First rest it on the lower abdomen for a while, and then move it down bit by bit.

Time seemed to be frozen, the two of them didn't move any more, even their breathing was deliberately slowed down, only the heart was beating uncontrollably.

In the darkness, Li Zhe could feel the coolness of her fingertips, and his body was tensed in an instant, lying flat and motionless until he was gently held.

It was as if there was an electric current shuttling between each other, which was so numb that it made people tremble uncontrollably.

I don't know how long it took before there was a rustling sound.

This new little jade rabbit's technique of pounding medicine is obviously a little rusty, sometimes light and sometimes heavy, the person who pounded it couldn't help hissing and taking in cold air, Lin Youyou buried her head and covered her face, her tone was soft and powerless: "It's so sad sick……"

"is that so?……"

"..."

In the end, Li Zhe went to the bathroom to take a shower himself. Hearing the sound of the water pattering, Lin Youyou lay on the bed, scratching her hair and feeling a little lost.

Sin... What did you do...

After taking a cold shower, Li, who sees through nothingness and has no desires, lay down heavily on the bed, planning to fall asleep quickly while taking advantage of the sage's time.

Being hugged by him silently, Xiao Nizi froze for a while, but finally couldn't break free after much deliberation.

But there was not much sleepiness left, curled up in his arms and forcibly spent half the night in a daze, always feeling that he had embarked on a road of no return.

It's too impulsive... In the middle of the night, it's really too impulsive.Sure enough, going to bed early and getting up early is the kingly way, otherwise how could it be so superior?
No matter, it's all a dream, it's all a dream.

If he dares to mention it, I will beat him to death! ... No, I went to the side of the road to find an old man to interpret his dream!

……

Angrily thinking about the middle of the night, Lin Youyou fell into a drowsy sleep, and didn't wake up until the sun was high the next day.

Even so, Li Zhe, the pig, still didn't wake up, and he didn't know why he was able to sleep so well.

Originally, she wanted to hug her for a while longer, but when she thought about what happened last night, she immediately lost the idea of ​​staying in bed.

It is said that boys will also...

No, this time we must not let him be familiar once again.

Gently pushing his hands away from her body, Lin Youyou got up and ran to the bathroom to wash and change clothes.

Halfway through washing her face, she paused in front of the mirror, then subconsciously raised her hand and smelled it, her face turned red after she realized it, she hurriedly finished washing, put on her apron and went to prepare breakfast.

I don't know why, but when changing the sausage knife today, even the knife technique is much sharper than usual.

……

In the bedroom, Li Zhe opened his eyes, put on his clothes slowly, and then folded the quilt unhurriedly. Feeling the sunlight falling from the window, he couldn't help squinting his eyes.

He woke up early this morning. At that time, Lin Youyou was sleeping soundly, so he continued to sleep in his arms.

At that time, I felt like I was hugging a fairy.

Chang'e during the day, Yutu at night, reasonable.

……

Chef Yu was cooking. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the guy leaning on the door frame and staring at him. He frowned and glared at him: "What are you doing?"

"Look at the fairy cooking."

"..." Lin Youyou raised the spatula and wanted to hit him, feeling that this person was really annoying.

"I'll buy you an air conditioner later, and you'll move back to sleep in two days!"

"That's such a waste. It's better to keep the money for cooking, or to buy small skirts... How about we sell the bed in the second bedroom too? It's useless anyway. It's so comfortable for the two of us to sleep together."

Listening to his stupid speech, Lin Youyou sighed: "...Brother, that's the landlord's bed."

"Oh, that's right, it's a pity."

"..."

This man has become more and more stupid recently, so he has to stay away from him, and don't turn around and infect himself.

　Thanks to [旞孡颙] for the 1500 coins~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)